Don't Believe The Tabloids: Paris Hilton IS Pregnant

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 21:45:00 GMT

So Paris Hilton has denied she's pregnant. And as further proof, the tabloids are offering up news that the heiress was seen partying and drinking champagne. Wow - a pregnant celebrity dancing and having alcohol - now there's something that only happens every five seconds.

And when did we start believing anything Paris Hilton says?

I say Paris is pregnant, and is just doing what every single other actress has done when she's got a bun in the oven: flatly denied it until they can use the announcement as publicity for an upcoming project, which in this case would be Hilton's upcoming reality series My New BFF.

Not that I'm looking forward to seeing the self-centered, vacuous celebutante become responsible for another human life, but a bump's a bump people.

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Sassy Smith — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:04:00 GMT

According to eye witnesses at the X-rated Hustler Store in West Hollywood, our favourite poptart, Britney Spears, was seen shopping at 1am. That's not all though!

She reportedly wanted to try on naughty panties in a fitting room, however, the store employees told the trainwreck, "they don't allow people to try on underwear." A source at the shop said, "She was really upset and looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes." Probably because her babies sucked the life outta them since, they're, you know, possessed (According to Brit).

What would most of us gals do in that situation? Hells bells, we'd just strip off in front of other customers and try those dang panties on ya'll! That's exactly what Spears did. As onlookers watched, Brit began trying on underwear in the middle of the store. Apparently she tried on a pair of boyshorts that had "Barely Legal" stitched across the ass. Um, she's what, 25 or 26? I think Barely Legal just doesn't apply in this situation.

Another eyewitness said, “The employees kept saying ‘Don’t change out here!’ She’s just like, ‘Well, I couldn’t take them in the fitting room!’ It was like dealing with a child. The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card.”

To top off her shopping spree, and to show she's mature, she walked up to a mannequin and grabbed the wig off of the head and stole it. Well, she does need some new hair desperately.

Photosource: INFDaily

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