FameCrawler : party crasher

Mommy's In Rehab: Sean Young Checks Herself In

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:40:00 GMT

Sean Young, last seen being dragged out of the Director's Guild Awards in her white fur coat on Saturday night, has checked herself into a rehab center to seek treatment for alcoholism. Young was tossed out of the awards after getting tanked and then heckling director Julian Schnabel while he was on stage. According to the actress' rep, "It is understood that Young has struggled against the disease for many years."

According to Entertainment Weekly, Young's undignified exit on Saturday night wasn't the first time she'd been forcibly removed from an event - in 2006 she attempted to crash the Vanity Fair Oscar party by sneaking in behind Jennifer Aniston, only to be escorted out the back door by a bouncer.

Hey, at least she's welcome at the rehab center.

[photo: Usmagazine.com]

Party Crashers: Britney Spears' "Birthday Bash" Is As Fake As Her Hair

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 14:05:00 GMT

OK! Magazine claims to have the "Exclusive Inside Britney's Birthday Bash." But after reading this article, what it looks like is Brit's friends were too cheap to throw her a party, so they crashed someone else's instead.

OK! reports that Sharon Stone was hosting an event at a Bel Air mansion Saturday night to introduce Scandinavian products to the U.S. market. At around 10pm Spears arrived with her entourage that included Sam Lutfi and Alli Sims and after "hitting the gifting area" proceeded to take over a table on a back patio. At one point the group returned to their car (I say it was to get the cake out of the trunk) and after they returned "the birthday girl was presented with a small, round chocolate cake with 'Happy Birthday Britney' written on it. Her friends at the table and a handful of guests — including OK! reporters — gathered around to sing 'Happy Birthday.'"

Birthday Bash? More like a bunch of cheapskates who crashed someone else's party, loaded up on the sponsor's free loot and then turned it into a party for themselves. I can't believe Sharon Stone didn't go all Basic Instinct with an ice pick on their freeloading asses.

The evidence is in the picture above; the cake was obviously just brought in since it's still in the box. If it was a party for Britney, why wasn't there a cake already there for her?

[photo: People.com]

Britney Spears Would Like an Apology From Maxim; In Other News, Still No Sign of Hell Freezing Over

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 22:25:00 GMT

So the story is that Britney Spears had no idea she was on Maxim's list of unsexiest women, and almost crashed a party that the magazine was hosting on Tuesday night at Opera nightclub. In order to avoid an awkward situation once Britney was inside the club, her friends informed her of her inclusion in the group that includes Sarah Jessica Parker and Madonna, and the pop star was shocked that such a list even existed. I hear she threatened to send in her parenting coach to kick the editor's ass, but when that didn't work she decided to demand an apology from Maxim instead.

Seeing as the mean-spirited list was meant to incite and was obviously written by a bunch of ugly lonely men with small penises, I don't see any apologies, private or public coming Britney's way. I think her best bet is to stop trying to crash parties and concentrate on her mothering skills. Otherwise, she'll definitely be in the running to make another list: Worst Parent of 2007. Move over Alec Baldwin!

[photo: People.com]