Teenage Boob Jobs? A Tale of Two Lohans

Whit Honea — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 22:04:00 GMT

Stop me if you've heard this one: Lindsay Lohan walks into a store with a friend and possibly whatever product she's getting paid to carry around and...

Oh, I know. It's old.

How about this, she walks into a store and some paparazzi ass asks her about her little sister's breast implants. That's different, right?

It seems like just yesterday we were hearing about LiLo and her alleged enhancements, but unlike little sister Ali she was actually 18 which is the time that many a young girl, mostly strippers, think about adding on.

Ali Lohan, despite looking like she's 26, is only fourteen which means that the "implants" the perv paparazzi was referring to are most likely the result of a little thing the kids call puberty.

Here's what her Lindsay had to say on the matter (from her MySpace page):

hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here's the visual...
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me...
one of them being, "Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?"
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, "Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!"
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn't really come up with the proper response at the time.. there's many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you're not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye...
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light...
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she's out of town :(
have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL

I never thought I'd say this, but Lindsay Lohan is right. Stinky and scary, sure, but also right. Go figure.

xx WH

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Beckhams To Buy Neverland Ranch

HerBadMother — Tue, 13 May 2008 21:06:00 GMT

Well, now. This is creepy: Michael Jackson has reportedly offered to sell David and Victoria Beckham his Neverland Ranch.

Apparently, he's asked them for ten million dollars for it, which seems a bit much for the pervy playground of a suspected pedophile, but price is the least of the issues here. Why would anyone - let alone anyone with a family of young boys - want to live on a property that was a kiddy perv trap? THE MIND BOGGLES.

File this one under Rumors That I Very Much Hope Are Untrue Because I'd Like To Keep My Dinner Down.

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FameCrawler : pedophile

Teenage Boob Jobs? A Tale of Two Lohans

Beckhams To Buy Neverland Ranch