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Jillian Grace NAKED Photos! Oh, and She's David Spade's Baby's Momma

Karl Erikson — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 13:02:00 GMT

If Jillian Grace wasn't a household name before, she is now. She's the mommy of David Spade's brand new daughter. She was a tad famous in her own right, at least with pervs who read Playboy only for the articles. Yeah, she's a Playboy Playmate and now everyone is scouring the Net looking for photographs of her gorgeous nude ass. And guess what? We have them HERE for you.

Grace looks barely old enough to vote, let alone have a baby. Oh, that's because she's 22 years old. Wait, that'd make David Spade a total skeeve! Oh, right, he is. Spade is 43. How the hell does a piece of crap like David Spade get a 22-year-old chickie? More importantly, WHY would he want a 22-year-old chickie? Not that she's not beautiful but she's still watching Pokemon on Saturday mornings! And dude, don't you feel like a total child molester sleeping with someone 20 years your junior?

Guess not. Seriously, I don't get David Spade. "Rules of Engagement?" Really? That's a comedy? And it's coming back for another season? Spade hasn't been funny since his Weekend Updates on Saturday Night Live.

Oh, sorry, what the hell am I doing talking about David Spade? There's NAKED PICTURES HERE! Even if they are of a girl old enough to be my daughter.

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Teenage Boob Jobs? A Tale of Two Lohans

Whit Honea — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 22:04:00 GMT

Stop me if you've heard this one: Lindsay Lohan walks into a store with a friend and possibly whatever product she's getting paid to carry around and...

Oh, I know. It's old.

How about this, she walks into a store and some paparazzi ass asks her about her little sister's breast implants. That's different, right?

It seems like just yesterday we were hearing about LiLo and her alleged enhancements, but unlike little sister Ali she was actually 18 which is the time that many a young girl, mostly strippers, think about adding on.

Ali Lohan, despite looking like she's 26, is only fourteen which means that the "implants" the perv paparazzi was referring to are most likely the result of a little thing the kids call puberty.

Here's what her Lindsay had to say on the matter (from her MySpace page):

hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here's the visual...
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me...
one of them being, "Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?"
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, "Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!"
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn't really come up with the proper response at the time.. there's many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you're not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye...
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light...
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she's out of town :(
have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL

I never thought I'd say this, but Lindsay Lohan is right. Stinky and scary, sure, but also right. Go figure.

xx WH

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Spying on the Neighbors: 12-13-07

Whit Honea — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 21:37:00 GMT

Can you see what they're doing? I can. Check it out:

Meet the Grumps. (Jezebel)

Amanda Peet is filed under X. (Gossip Girls)

Is Uma pregnant? (Celebitchy)

Baby Spice on big girl crutches. (HollyScoop)

Oh, Tori tree! (Celebrity Moms)

Melissa Joan Hart and son. (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Charlie and the Real Girl

Whit Honea — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 17:33:00 GMT

Call Charlie Sheen what you will, but I'll give the guy one thing- he's not embarrassed. In fact, he seems to embrace and flaunt his status as village pervert.

The latest story to come out about Sheen is that he once owned owned a life-sized, anatomically-correct cheerleader doll. Save the cheerleader, save your fetish. This baby wasn't your run of the mill blow-up doll, but rather a $6,000 latex beauty that supposedly "feels like the real thing," assuming the real thing you're used to is made of plastic (see Denise Richards, Hollywood hookers).

Charlie so loved his lady that he tried to arrange a foursome with two real women and the dolly, they said no. According to the Daily News, “They couldn't stop laughing at him. Charlie got so mad that he ran the girls out of his house. Then he took a meat cleaver and chopped one of the doll's hands off. He and his bodyguard tried to dispose of it, like it was a real body. They wrapped it in a blanket and drove around in the middle of the night till they found a dumpster.”

That's normal, right?

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