http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/tags/piece+of+me+video/default.aspxTags: piece of me videoenCommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2008/01/26/britney-is-a-quot-ruthless-little-thing-quot-and-a-druggie.aspxSat, 26 Jan 2008 19:02:00 GMT42a08a39-daf3-4129-8a63-8a27b879cc03:66874Sassy Smith0http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=66874http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2008/01/26/britney-is-a-quot-ruthless-little-thing-quot-and-a-druggie.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/01/23-End/post_image-0122_britney_spears_visitation_00.jpg"><img height="540" alt="" hspace="4" src="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/01/23-End/post_image-0122_britney_spears_visitation_00.jpg" width="358" align="baseline" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Britney&#39;s uncle William Spears says she is.&nbsp; The elder Spears told Britain&#39;s <em><a class="" href="http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23107443-5001026,00.html" target="_blank">The Sun</a></em> newspaper that Brit went &quot;buck-wild&quot; when she turned 18 and for her birthday, she decided to snort some cocaine.</p> <p><em>“She has tried just about everything - cocaine, crystal meth, ecstasy.&quot;</em></p> <p><em>“I’m not just a family friend or someone who claims to know them. I was there every day, working with them. I have seen all the terrible things happen.”</em></p> <p>Uncle William lives in a camper van near Kentwood, Louisiana, Britney&#39;s hometown.&nbsp; He says he saw Brit gettin&#39; her drink on at a party for TV&#39;s <em>Mickey Mouse Club</em>.</p> <p><em>“The kids were definitely drinking that night. While the adults talked, they were somewhere else, up to no good,&quot; he told The Sun.</em></p> <p><em>“They had a bottle of gin and slipped away to the bathroom to drink it. I saw them going.”</em></p> <p>He&nbsp;also claims that&nbsp;Britney&nbsp;started smoking marijuana at 14&nbsp;and &quot;<em>it got worse when she got famous and she found out that people would do what she wanted them to&quot;</em>.</p> <p><em>“She is a ruthless little thing, make no mistake. Nobody controls her. She bosses everyone around her.&quot;</em>&nbsp; I can totally see that!</p> <p>William, is no stranger to drugs - he&#39;s fought his&nbsp;own addictions and says he&#39;s even taken drugs with his niece.</p> <p><em>“I know she did cocaine on her 18th birthday - I was there,&quot;</em> he said.</p> <p><em>“We were at a party in an apartment and I spotted her doing a line just before I did one. We smoked pot together too.”</em></p> <p><em>&nbsp;“The drugs and the alcohol helped her cope with the pressure - helped her to escape from reality.</em></p> <p><em>“We thought maybe getting married and having kids would help her settle down but it was quite the opposite.”</em></p> <p><em>“Britney is in an unstable state of mind now and there is nothing anyone can do about it.</em> He continues, &quot;<em>She is not listening to anybody</em>.&quot;</p> <p><em>“She has fired all the people around her who cared because she simply doesn’t want people to tell her to stop doing the things she is doing.</em></p> <p><em>“If people think she has reached the bottom, they are very wrong. </em><a class="" title="Britney is suicidal?" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/27/britney-spears-suicidal.aspx" target="_blank"><em>Suicide is the bottom line for Britney</em></a><em>.” </em></p> <p>That&#39;s pretty powerful stuff if it&#39;s true.&nbsp; Even if only <em>part</em> of it&#39;s true, it&#39;s scary.&nbsp; Brit needs to get herself some help!</p> <p><em>Photo source: The Superficial</em></p><img src="http://www.babble.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=66874" width="1" height="1">Kevin Federlinecelebrity parentsBritney Spearscelebrity momscelebrity dadsAngelina JolieHollywoodSean PrestontrashyMalibuBeverly Hillsjayden jamescall CPStrainwreckgimme moresuicideloserpopstardivapoptartitunesyahoofake british accentbillboard music chartstrailer trashpiece of me videoBlackout album flopspimp c funeralgoogleshockinglynne spears bookjamie lynn is pregnantpower tripcelebritie are nothing like usbritney spears suicidalhttp://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2008/01/06/britney-ran-over-me.aspxSun, 06 Jan 2008 17:04:00 GMT42a08a39-daf3-4129-8a63-8a27b879cc03:61853Sassy Smith0http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=61853http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2008/01/06/britney-ran-over-me.aspx#comments<p><img height="314" alt="" hspace="4" src="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/01/01-07/425_spears_britney_080707.jpg" width="423" align="baseline" border="0" />&nbsp;<a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/01/01-07/425_spears_britney_080707.jpg"></a></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Britney Spears invaded my dreams earlier and ran over me.&nbsp; It was more like a nightmare really, and why am I dreaming about her anyway <strike>because I write about her 5000 times a day</strike>?&nbsp; The dream was fitting though because it begs the question, does Brit have a valid California driver&#39;s licence?</p> <p>An attorney for Spears (one of the lawyers that quit?) wants the L.A. attorney&#39;s office to prove that the <a class="" title="Where&#39;s Britney&#39;s brain?" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2008/01/03/britney-spears-almost-misses-deposition-is-an-idiot.aspx" target="_blank">empty headed poptart</a> is a permanent California resident and subject to state laws that require her to have a valid state driver&#39;s licence.</p> <p>Britster could face up to one year of probation if convicted in a misdemeanour case of allegedly driving without a valid licence.&nbsp; <a class="" title="Dumbass" href="http://www.brightcove.tv/title.jsp?title=1134197980" target="_blank">There is video of Spears hitting a parked car</a> in a lot back in August of 2007.&nbsp;&nbsp;The &quot;brainiac&quot; of&nbsp;course pleaded not guilty y&#39;all.&nbsp; The hit and run charge was dropped.</p> <p>Michael Flanagan filed a court motion on Wednesday that requires prosecutors to show that Spears, who owns homes in Louisiana and FL, intends on making Los Angeles her legal, permanent home.</p> <p>&quot;If they can establish that Britney is domiciled here in California, that she permanently intends to stay here, then she does have a requirement to get a licence,&quot; explained Flanagan.</p> <p>During the time of the alleged incident, Britney had a valid Louisiana licence and then 6 days later, she got a California licence.&nbsp; </p> <p>Britney really needs to quit driving, period.&nbsp; Even in <em>my</em> dreams.</p> <p><a class="" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2008/01/04/jayden-james-is-ok-and-kevin-s-lawyer-s-heading-to-court.aspx" target="_blank">However, at this point, due to recent events, this is the least of Brit&#39;s troubles</a>.</p> <p><em><a class="" href="http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20070807/425.spears.britney.080707.jpg" target="_blank">Photo source</a></em></p><img src="http://www.babble.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=61853" width="1" height="1">Kevin FederlineBritney Spearscelebrity momscelebrity dadsPaparazziSean Prestoncustody battlestrashyjayden jamesLos Angelesaccidentgimme moredivorced celebritiestabloidsLouisianafamousitunesBlackout albumpiece of me videobritney spears is an idiotjamie lynn spears is pregnantbritney is a crappy driverbritney's lawyer quitsbritney has no brainsmisdemeanourvalid licencehttp://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/27/britney-spears-suicidal.aspxThu, 27 Dec 2007 19:03:00 GMT42a08a39-daf3-4129-8a63-8a27b879cc03:60690Sassy Smith0http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=60690http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/27/britney-spears-suicidal.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/23-End%20of%20Month/britneycrazypants.jpg"><img height="299" alt="" hspace="4" src="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/23-End%20of%20Month/britneycrazypants.jpg" width="335" align="baseline" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Is Britney Spears suicidal?&nbsp; According to analyst and addiction expert Marty Brenner she possibly could be.&nbsp; &quot;She appears to be crazy.&quot;&nbsp; Well duh.</p> <p>Although Brenner hasn&#39;t personally treated Spears, he said, &quot;She is disconnected from life.&quot;</p> <p><a class="" title="Britney is a freak!" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/24/more-britney-video-more-britney-video.aspx" target="_blank">After Brit&#39;s bizarre weekend behaviour of repeated gas station stops, swearing at the paparazzi, inviting one of the photogs to her hotel room, talking in a fake British accent</a>, Brenner fears&nbsp;Britney&#39;s life,&nbsp;&quot;could end in suicide&quot; if she doesn&#39;t get help.</p> <p>&quot;She&#39;s losing it now, and she&#39;s going to eventually lose it altogether if she doesn&#39;t get the help she needs.&nbsp; She&#39;s exhibiting bipolar signs and she&#39;s clearly fighting depression.&quot;</p> <p>Brenner says that Spears is most likely wanting extra attention now that her little sister Jamie Lynn is in the spotlight after announcing she&#39;s pregnant.&nbsp; &quot;Britney now needs to cry out for even more attention.&nbsp; She&#39;s really going for it.&nbsp; No one stops to pee that many times.&nbsp; She has a major problem.&quot;&nbsp; Yup, and I don&#39;t think it&#39;s bladder control issues.</p> <p>The Hollywood analyst theorized that Britbrit chose a photographer to play with because for Spears, &quot;It&#39;s a power trip.&nbsp; She thinks this guy&#39;s going to fix her.&nbsp; We&#39;ve seen her do this before.&nbsp; Look what&#39;s around her, he&#39;s in her world.&quot;</p> <p>&quot;Look how she changes outfits all day.&nbsp; She&#39;s saying, &#39;I don&#39;t like who I am right now, maybe I can change it.&#39;&nbsp; Britney also doesn&#39;t listen to anybody.&nbsp; Her mum is out of the picture, her kids are gone and everyone surronding her is enabling her world of illusion.&quot;</p> <p>Can&#39;t wait to see what 2008 brings for the Britney Spears trainwreck ride.</p> <p><em><a class="" href="http://thebosh.com/upload/2007/10/03/Britney%20Spears%20crazy.jpg" target="_blank">Photo source</a></em></p><img src="http://www.babble.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=60690" width="1" height="1">Kevin Federlinecelebrity parentsBritney Spearscelebrity momscelebrity dadsAngelina JolieHollywoodSean PrestontrashyMalibuBeverly Hillsjayden jamescall CPStrainwreckgimme moresuicideloserpopstardivapoptartitunesyahoofake british accentbillboard music chartstrailer trashpiece of me videoBlackout album flopspimp c funeralgoogleshockinglynne spears bookjamie lynn is pregnantpower tripcelebritie are nothing like usbritney spears suicidalhttp://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/26/britney-spears-is-a-fantastic-mom.aspxWed, 26 Dec 2007 19:04:00 GMT42a08a39-daf3-4129-8a63-8a27b879cc03:60562Sassy Smith0http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=60562http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/26/britney-spears-is-a-fantastic-mom.aspx#comments<p><img height="302" alt="" hspace="4" src="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/23-End/bspears092007.jpg" width="358" align="baseline" border="0" />&nbsp;<a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/23-End/bspears092007.jpg"></a></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Britney Spears, I&#39;m sure, <a class="" title="Crazy Britney" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/24/britney-spears-may-win-an-academy-award.aspx" target="_blank">besides possibly being nominated for an Academy Award</a>, will get a &#39;Mom of the Year&#39; award as well. </p> <p>Spears, ever the attentive mom, was getting a manicure at the Four Seasons Hotel and had her two year old son Sean Preston with her.&nbsp; She sure makes the most of their time together!&nbsp; Listen Sean P, mama&#39;s got to get her nails done so I can chew them off, so be a good boy and don&#39;t bother me k?</p> <p>Celeb gossip dude Mike Walker is reporting that Britbrit let Sean P. chew on nail polish bottles while she was getting her manicure.&nbsp; Now, listen, I&#39;m a mother of 4, so I know all about handing little ones random things to keep them occupied while you&#39;re doing something else.&nbsp; I get that.&nbsp; But nail polish?&nbsp; I&#39;m a paranoid worrywart, so I can honestly say I&#39;ve never given my kids anything that may be potentially hazardous, that&#39;s just me though.&nbsp; And we all know Spears isn&#39;t quite right in her head.</p> <p>Reportedly the scene unfolded like this:</p> <p>&quot;The manicurist quickly took it back (the nail polish), explaining it was potentially hazardous.....Brain Dead snapped: &#39;It&#39;s fine.&nbsp; Let him have it.&#39;&nbsp; When the manicurist refused....Brit leaped up and marched over to a polish display.&nbsp; She snatched several bottles and promptly handed them to her son, who started banging them on the pool deck and chewing on the caps.&quot;</p> <p>I often get my nails done (sans kids) and I know that anytime I&#39;ve seen a mom bring in her young child, and that child touches or picks up the nail polish, the techs <em>always</em> take it from the kids or ask the moms to take it away (ah potential lawsuit anyone?) as well as it&#39;s not safe for little ones.&nbsp; Leave it to Britney to just do whatever the hell suits her.</p> <p><em><a class="" href="http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1026/1417931689_5b384e4d99.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://www.thelifefiles.com/britney-spear-out-about-with-sean-preston/&amp;h=441&amp;w=468&amp;sz=93&amp;hl=en&amp;start=49&amp;tbnid=7FvY7dnViLZk1M:&amp;tbnh=121&amp;tbnw=128&amp;prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsean%2Bpreston%2Bbritney%26start%3D40%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN" target="_blank">Photo source</a></em></p><img src="http://www.babble.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=60562" width="1" height="1">Kevin FederlineBritney Spearscelebrity momscelebrity dadsHollywoodSean Prestoncustody battlestrashyjayden jamescall CPScelebrities are nothing like usgimme moredivorced celebritiestabloidsitunesBlackout albumtrailer trashpiece of me videopimp c funeral4 minutes to save the worldtrampbritney is crazybritney is nutsbritney is a bad motherhttp://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/24/more-britney-video-more-britney-video.aspxMon, 24 Dec 2007 22:06:00 GMT42a08a39-daf3-4129-8a63-8a27b879cc03:60391Sassy Smith0http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=60391http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/24/more-britney-video-more-britney-video.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/23-End%20of%20Month/BritneyAdnan24Dec2007.jpg"><img height="548" alt="" hspace="4" src="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/23-End%20of%20Month/BritneyAdnan24Dec2007.jpg" width="324" align="baseline" border="0" /></a></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>It&#39;s Christmas, so why not give the gift that keeps on giving and that my friends is the insanity that is Britney Spears.</p> <p>It began with the <a class="" title="Britney&#39;s lost her damn mind" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/24/britney-goes-batsh-t.aspx" target="_blank">Britney went Batsh*t</a> and pretty much got weirder from there.&nbsp; I&#39;ll try to keep it simple and break it down as best I can but beware, the poptart is clearly out of her mind.</p> <p>Brit stopped to take a picture of a mural.&nbsp; She then ran into a gas station, covering her mouth and looked like she was going to vomit.&nbsp; Brit found the bathroom and shuts the door, then a pregant woman shows up wanting to use the washroom, probably thinking she fell into hell and wishes she never stopped at that gas station.&nbsp; </p> <p>Britney befriends a pap,&nbsp; British born Adnan,&nbsp;who spends four hours with her and said, &quot;I may have lost a lot of money [because I didn&#39;t take pictures while I was with her] but it was the best night of my life.&quot;&nbsp; Dude must not get out much.</p> <p>Another gas station (who stops at gas stations every 10 minutes?), and this time Spears is speaking with a British accent.&nbsp; And again, she&#39;s covering her mouth.&nbsp; The whole thing is so bizarre to me and honestly, I feel sorry for her sons.&nbsp; I can only imagine what kind of day they&#39;ll have on Christmas with her around.&nbsp; Sure, those kids are entitled to have their mother in their life but they&#39;re also entitled to have a mother who HASN&#39;T LOST HER DAMN MIND.</p> <p><em><strong>VIDEOS AFTER THE READ</strong></em></p> <p> <object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rRsxAI-RQ8A&amp;rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rRsxAI-RQ8A&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p> <p> <object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ehxPOSgt1Qo&amp;rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ehxPOSgt1Qo&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p> <p> <object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yvETWTWxcg8&amp;rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yvETWTWxcg8&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p><em><a class="" href="http://news.sawf.org/Gossip/46493.aspx" target="_blank">Photo source</a></em></p><img src="http://www.babble.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=60391" width="1" height="1">Kevin FederlineBritney Spearspamela andersonMadonnacelebrity momsPaparazziVideocrazySean Prestontrashyjayden jamesyoutubetrainwreckgimme morephotographerpopstartabloidsitunesBlackout albumfake british accentbillboard music chartspiece of me videojamie lynn spears pregnant4 minutes to save the worldtrampbritney goes batshitbritney is crazybritney is nutsbritney is being suedbritney custody battlehollywood tvbizarreadnanjamie lynn raising her baby in louisianahttp://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/24/britney-spears-may-win-an-academy-award.aspxMon, 24 Dec 2007 17:01:00 GMT42a08a39-daf3-4129-8a63-8a27b879cc03:60385Sassy Smith2http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=60385http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/24/britney-spears-may-win-an-academy-award.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/23-End%20of%20Month/britcrazycar2-721638.jpg"><img height="398" alt="" hspace="4" src="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/23-End%20of%20Month/britcrazycar2-721638.jpg" width="361" align="baseline" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>You heard me correctly.&nbsp; Britney Spears may just win an Academy Award because she&#39;s in talks to join the cast of a new movie, called &quot;Memoirs of a Medicated Child,&quot; and we all know what a fabulous actress she is.&nbsp; And the movie title, could it be any more fitting?</p> <p>Spears is expected to gather inspiration from her own trainwreck of a life. Yup, just look in the mirror Brit, you&#39;ll be perfect for the part!</p> <p>The film is based on a true story about Mark Black who was wrongfully dosed and then imprisoned.&nbsp; Brit will star opposite Ross Tyler who has the lead role and Spears would play a&nbsp;loyal girlfriend of a misdiagnosed mental patient.</p> <p>CEO of 2 Guys and a Dream Film, Tommy Parker has confimed the report and said, &quot;As far as Britney&#39;s concerned, we&#39;re talking.&quot;&nbsp; Both the director and producer of the movie also confirmed the project.&nbsp; </p> <p>A source said, &quot;A letter of intent from Britney was received very recently.&nbsp; Lindsay Lohan was originally offered the part because they thought <strike>Britney was crazier</strike> she&#39;d be a better actor, but they changed their mind and wanted Britney instead.&quot;&nbsp; Well duh, she&#39;s gone <a class="" title="Britney goes batshit" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/24/britney-goes-batsh-t.aspx" target="_blank">BATSH*T</a> so, she&#39;s perfect!</p> <p>The source continued saying, &quot;I think it&#39;s pretty unbelievable considering what the script is about - prescription drug use, ADHD meds, and all that - considering what Britney&#39;s been through.&nbsp; Everyone&#39;s very excited to have her join the cast.&quot;</p> <p>Yup, I sure smell an Academy Award for Britster!</p> <p><em><a class="" href="http://www.john-blog.com/uploaded_images/britcrazycar2-721638.jpg" target="_blank">Photo source</a></em></p><img src="http://www.babble.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=60385" width="1" height="1">Kevin Federlinecelebrity parentsBritney Spearscelebrity momsAngelina JolieHollywoodLynne SpearsPaparazziPregnantTMZcrazycustody battlesX17onlinecall CPSnutsgimme moreacademy awardstabloidsBlackout albumtrailer trashpiece of me videojamie lynn spears pregnantteen pregnancy4 minutes to save the worldbad celebritiestrampvirginbritney goes batshithttp://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/24/britney-goes-batsh-t.aspxMon, 24 Dec 2007 14:08:00 GMT42a08a39-daf3-4129-8a63-8a27b879cc03:60370Karen0http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=60370http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/24/britney-goes-batsh-t.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/16-22/1219_britney_spears_4ssn_03-thumb-450x675.jpg"><img src="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/16-22/1219_britney_spears_4ssn_03-thumb-450x675.jpg" alt="" align="bottom" border="0" height="675" hspace="4" width="450" /></a> <br /></p><p>Last night Britney was driving on by this mural and stopped to take a picture of it, but the paparazzi kept jumping in front of her to take her picture.&nbsp; BECAUSE THERE AREN&#39;T ENOUGH PICTURES OF BRITNEY SPEARS IN THE WORLD.</p><p>Nevertheless, she cursed out the paps and then sped off in a photogs car where he had the time of his life.&nbsp; Incidently, this is the SAME photographer who escorted her to the bathroom the day she was dressed as a tampon.</p><p>Video after the jump of Britney &quot;Potty Mouth&quot; Spears.&nbsp; <b>NSFW/kids</b>.&nbsp;</p><p><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0dQeHprMqC4&amp;rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0dQeHprMqC4&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></object></p><img src="http://www.babble.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=60370" width="1" height="1">Kevin Federlinecelebrity parentsBritney Spearscelebrity momscelebrity dadsHollywoodSingerPaparazziSean Prestoncustody battlestrashyjayden jamesphotoscall CPScelebrities are nothing like ustrainwreckgimme morephotographercheetosdivorced celebritiespopwreckpopstarpop divatabloidsfamousitunesyahoochristmas shoppingbillboard music chartstackydivorcedpiece of me videopimp c funeralgoogletony parker liedjamie lynn spears is pregnantbad parentingbritney shops for jamie lynnBritbritlynne spears releasing bookfightingbritney spears trashykidnapshttp://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/24/dr-phil-lynne-spears-is-a-quot-great-mother-quot.aspxMon, 24 Dec 2007 13:03:00 GMT42a08a39-daf3-4129-8a63-8a27b879cc03:60368Karen1http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=60368http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/24/dr-phil-lynne-spears-is-a-quot-great-mother-quot.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/16-22/lynne_spears.jpg"><img src="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/16-22/lynne_spears.jpg" alt="" align="bottom" border="0" height="240" hspace="4" width="320" /></a> <br /></p><p>Okay, I am ABSOLUTLEY sick of Dr. Phil.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;We know the Spears family, particularly the parents,&quot; he told People. &quot;An asset that Britney and Jamie Lynn both have is a great and dedicated mother.&quot; <br /><br />McGraw admits that Lynne is &quot;troubled right now&quot; but is &quot;really looking for the positives in this.&quot; Lynne has &quot;her feet squarely and solidly on the ground,&quot; he says. <br /><br />&quot;They&#39;re a very strong, close-knit family,&quot; says Dr. Phil&#39;s wife Robin, &quot;They&#39;re relying on each other.&quot; And with her book recently put on hold, Lynne is also drawing strength from her faith. &quot;I talked to Lynne yesterday and she said they&#39;re turning to prayer, asked that I pray for them. That&#39;s how they&#39;re going to get through it.&quot; </p><p>HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.</p><p>Hide behind your religion much, Lynne?</p><p>Oy.&nbsp;</p><img src="http://www.babble.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=60368" width="1" height="1">Kevin Federlinecelebrity parentsBritney Spearscelebrity momscelebrity dadsPeopleHollywoodLynne SpearsSingerSean Prestoncustody battlestrashyjayden jamescall CPScelebrities are nothing like usdr. philtrainwreckreligiongimme morecheetosdivorced celebritiespopwreckpopstarpop divatabloidsfamousitunesyahoochristmas shoppingbillboard music chartstackydivorcedpiece of me videopimp c funeralgoogletony parker liedjamie lynn spears is pregnantbad parentingbritney shops for jamie lynnBritbritlynne spears releasing bookfightingbritney spears trashyhttp://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/23/k-fed-to-britney-come-to-my-house-for-christmas.aspxSun, 23 Dec 2007 22:05:00 GMT42a08a39-daf3-4129-8a63-8a27b879cc03:60336Sassy Smith0http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=60336http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/23/k-fed-to-britney-come-to-my-house-for-christmas.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/23-End%20of%20Month/britfedkev260.jpg"><img height="297" alt="" hspace="4" src="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/23-End%20of%20Month/britfedkev260.jpg" width="258" align="baseline" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>It seems Kevin Federline is in a giving spirit and has invited his ex wife over to celebrate Christmas day with her kids.</p> <p>The trainwreck has lost custody of her kids, Sean Preston and Jayden James and currently K&#39;Fed has temporary full custody of the tots.&nbsp; There has been lots of confusion and speculation about who would get the kids when during the holidays and now it seems regardless of what&#39;s on paper, Federline is putting his boys first and opening his home to Britney.</p> <p>Brit was out doing some Christmas shopping on December 21 and hopefully she remembered to buy something for her kids other than Cheetos.&nbsp; Oh was that mean?&nbsp; My bad.</p> <p>Reportedly, Kev has warned Brit that he will kick her out if she acts weird.&nbsp; This is Britney Spears we&#39;re talking about, so good luck with that wish Kevin.</p> <p><em><a class="" href="http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/08/britfedkev260.jpg" target="_blank">Photo source</a></em></p><img src="http://www.babble.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=60336" width="1" height="1">Kevin Federlinecelebrity parentsBritney Spearscelebrity momscelebrity dadsHollywoodSingerSean Prestoncustody battlestrashyjayden jamescall CPScelebrities are nothing like ustrainwreckgimme morecheetosdivorced celebritiespopwreckpopstarpop divatabloidsfamousitunesyahoochristmas shoppingbillboard music chartstackydivorcedpiece of me videopimp c funeralgoogletony parker liedjamie lynn spears is pregnantbad parentingbritney shops for jamie lynnBritbritlynne spears releasing bookfightingbritney spears trashyhttp://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/23/jamie-lynn-spears-is-pregnant-but-britney-spears-is-not.aspxSun, 23 Dec 2007 19:04:00 GMT42a08a39-daf3-4129-8a63-8a27b879cc03:60304Sassy Smith3http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=60304http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/23/jamie-lynn-spears-is-pregnant-but-britney-spears-is-not.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/23-End%20of%20Month/x17_britney_rotem3_061212_ssh.jpg"><img height="409" src="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/23-End%20of%20Month/x17_britney_rotem3_061212_ssh.jpg" width="528" border="0" alt="" /></a></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p><a class="" title="Jamie Lynn preggo" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/19/jamie-lynn-spears-quot-i-will-raise-my-baby-in-louisiana-quot.aspx" target="_blank">Jamie Lynn Spears may be dealing with a pregnancy</a> but her big sister Britney is not.</p> <p>According to&nbsp; music producer, J.R.Rotem, <a class="" title="Britney pregnant?" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/11/30/in-touch-mag-stands-by-it-s-claim-britney-spears-is-pregnant.aspx" target="_blank">the man who reportedly told <em>In Touch Weekly</em> magazine</a>&nbsp;(via text messages)&nbsp;that he had impregnanted Spears, has now denied the claim.</p> <p>In an interview given to the news program <em>Extra</em>, Rotem said, &quot;There is no truth to it.&nbsp; Me and her remain friends as we always have been.&nbsp; We have an amazing musical connection and I wish her the best.&quot;</p> <p>Brit herself had previously denied the rumor by saying, &quot;B.S&quot;. and &quot;fake, completely fake.&quot;</p> <p>Good thing because she can&#39;t take care of the two precious boys she has now.</p> <p><em><a class="" href="http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/x17_britney_rotem3_061212_ssh.jpg" target="_blank">Photo source</a></em></p> <p>&nbsp;</p><img src="http://www.babble.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=60304" width="1" height="1">TVKevin FederlineParis Hiltoncelebrity parentsBritney Spearscelebrity momscelebrity dadsHollywoodPerez HiltonPregnantTMZSean Prestoncustody battlestrashyjayden jamesslutJamie Lynn Spearscelebrities are nothing like ustrainwreckgimme morepopstardivapoptarttabloidsfamousBlackout albumyahoobad parentj.r.rotemtrailer trashpiece of me videobritney spears elopesgoogle4 minutes to save the worldjamie lynn is pregnantnews magazine extrajamie lynn spears raising baby in louisianahttp://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/22/shop-til-y-all-drop-britney-buys-goodies-for-pregnant-sister-jamie-lynn-spears.aspxSat, 22 Dec 2007 18:02:00 GMT42a08a39-daf3-4129-8a63-8a27b879cc03:60240Sassy Smith0http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=60240http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/22/shop-til-y-all-drop-britney-buys-goodies-for-pregnant-sister-jamie-lynn-spears.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/16-22/britney-spears-baby-shop-1220-13.jpg"><img height="624" src="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/16-22/britney-spears-baby-shop-1220-13.jpg" width="379" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>I suppose since Britney Spears is a total mess herself, she&#39;s not qualified to offer sane, stable advice to her little sister Jamie Lynn about her pregnancy, so instead she&#39;ll just shop for her.&nbsp; That&#39;s just what the poptart did.</p> <p>Spears, reportedly dropped $500 on a gift basket full of baby goodies from Petit Tresor and ordered a tank top with the words &#39;Hot Mama 2 B&#39; on it for Jamie Lynn.&nbsp; Nothin&#39; says, congrats on getting pregnant at 16 better than a &#39;hot mama&#39; tee.&nbsp; Leave it to Brit to class things up.</p> <p>Britbrit was also spotted shopping at a souvenir shop in Hollywood, C.A. picking up novelty baby items for Jamie Lynn&#39;s unborn baby.</p> <p>You know, it&#39;s not the baby&#39;s fault that it&#39;ll be born into&nbsp;such a&nbsp;disfunctional family and&nbsp;end up having a lunatic&nbsp;Auntie Britney, and yes baby will need baby items and deserves everything that any other baby deserves, but&nbsp;the shopping and then <a class="" title="Lynne Spears is sickening!" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/21/pregnant-jamie-lynn-spears-amp-the-million-dollar-deal.aspx" target="_blank">million dollar deals</a>, and the <a class="" title="Lynne Spears has no shame! Book coming out!" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/22/bad-news-for-literates-lynne-spears-book-will-be-published.aspx" target="_blank">whoring out</a>, is just so wrong in my&nbsp;opinion.&nbsp;&nbsp;I also think this unborn&nbsp;baby&nbsp;deserves to be brought into a stable family environment without all of the chaos around.</p> <p><em><a class="" href="http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrity_gallery/image_full/38849/" target="_blank">Photo source</a></em>&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /></p><img src="http://www.babble.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=60240" width="1" height="1">Kevin Federlinecelebrity babiesgossipcelebrity parentsBritney Spearspamela andersonMadonnacelebrity momscelebrity dadsAngelina JolieHollywoodbabiesTMZSean Prestoncustody battlesX17onlinejayden jamesJamie Lynn Spearsgimme morebaby showersdivorced celebritiestabloidstoddlersJamie SpearsZoey 101itunesBlackout albumyahootrailer trashpiece of me videopimp c funeralgooglepregnant teenstv starbritney shops for jamie lynnmillion dollar dealslynne spears whores out her daughtersbaby gifts4 minutes to save the worldpetite tresorhttp://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/20/larry-birkhead-and-britney-spears-dating.aspxThu, 20 Dec 2007 21:01:00 GMT42a08a39-daf3-4129-8a63-8a27b879cc03:59979Sassy Smith0http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=59979http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/20/larry-birkhead-and-britney-spears-dating.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/16-22/birkhead-spears-idiot.jpg"><img height="234" src="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/16-22/birkhead-spears-idiot.jpg" width="454" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Is Dannielynn&#39;s baby daddy and the trainwreck that is Britney, a couple?</p> <p>They&#39;re not yet but, it seems that Larry Birkhead thinks &quot;Britney is sexy.&quot;&nbsp; Excuse me while I pick up&nbsp;my jaw from the floor.&nbsp; Britney and sexy just don&#39;t belong in the same sentence anymore, well that is, unless <a class="" title="Britney is fake y&#39;all!" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/16/rockin-hot-bod-britney-s-video-enhancement-in-piece-of-me.aspx" target="_blank">she&#39;s been digitally enhanced <em>y&#39;all</em></a>.</p> <p><strike>Larry himself</strike>&nbsp;a source close to Larry told <em>In Touch</em>: &quot;He&#39;s trying hard to get fixed up with Britney.&nbsp; Larry has a thing for <strike>rich ditzy</strike> vunerable blondes — and no one seems more vulnerable than Britney these days.&nbsp; Larry wants to find someone who already has kids so they can raise their families together.&quot;&nbsp; Ah, dude, she doesn&#39;t have custody of her kids right now.&nbsp; If you want to raise Dannielynn with someone, <strike>Dickwad</strike> Birkhead, you&#39;ll have to hook up with K&#39;Fed.&nbsp; However, he&#39;s not blonde <em>or</em> rich <strike>or have a vagina</strike>.</p> <p>Larry, Britney Spears&nbsp;is <em>definately</em> someone you&#39;d want around your baby daughter.</p> <p><em><a class="" href="http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.aolcdn.com/red_galleries/britney-spears-400a081407.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://teens.aol.com/entertainment/embraced-disgraced-081707%3Fphoto%3D2&amp;h=400&amp;w=400&amp;sz=30&amp;hl=en&amp;start=28&amp;tbnid=BkKzkAmwsxYOdM:&amp;tbnh=124&amp;tbnw=124&amp;prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbritney%2Bspears%2Bidiot%26start%3D20%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN" target="_blank">Photo source</a></em>,<em><a class="" href="http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.foxnews.com/images/276520/0_61_Birkhead_Larry_1.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,265875,00.html&amp;h=240&amp;w=320&amp;sz=10&amp;hl=en&amp;start=37&amp;tbnid=rsDtMRxsVLwKIM:&amp;tbnh=89&amp;tbnw=118&amp;prev=/images%3Fq%3Dlarry%2Bbirkhead%26start%3D20%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN" target="_blank">source</a></em></p><img src="http://www.babble.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=59979" width="1" height="1">Kevin Federlinecelebrity babiesBritney Spearspamela andersonLarry BirkheadDannielynncelebrity momscelebrity dadsHollywoodPerez HiltonmoneyTMZcocaineSean PrestonDeadtrashyjayden jamesblondesJamie Lynn SpearsAnna Nicole Smithcall CPScelebrities are nothing like ustrainwreckhoward sterngimme moregold diggerpopwreckpopstaritunesBlackout albumyahooin touchok!billboard music chartstrampypiece of me videopimp c funeralgoogleharry connick jr i'm probably gayanna nicole smith deaddrug userslarry birkhead is a doucheblind datecelebrity drug usersditzy blondeshttp://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/20/jamie-lynn-spears-pregnancy-mess-continues-her-dad-is-furious.aspxThu, 20 Dec 2007 15:04:00 GMT42a08a39-daf3-4129-8a63-8a27b879cc03:59890Sassy Smith5http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=59890http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/20/jamie-lynn-spears-pregnancy-mess-continues-her-dad-is-furious.aspx#comments<p>&nbsp;<a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/16-22/spears%20parents.jpg"><img height="394" src="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/16-22/spears%20parents.jpg" width="370" border="0" alt="" /></a></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>It seems father Spears, Jamie is &quot;furious&quot; with his ex wife, <a class="" title="Jamie Lynn will raise her baby in Louisiana" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/19/jamie-lynn-spears-quot-i-will-raise-my-baby-in-louisiana-quot.aspx" target="_blank">Lynne and daughter Jamie Lynn&nbsp;for speaking with </a><em><a class="" title="Jamie Lynn will raise her baby in Louisiana" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/19/jamie-lynn-spears-quot-i-will-raise-my-baby-in-louisiana-quot.aspx" target="_blank">OK</a>!</em> magazine.</p> <p>Jamie Lynn and her mom sold the story to <em>OK!</em> who are infamous for paying out millions to celebs to dish their stories and that has dad Spears upset.&nbsp; A source said, &quot;He put his foot down and refused to take any money and &#39;profit off of his children.&#39;&nbsp; Lynne didn&#39;t care.&quot;</p> <p><a class="" title="Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant!" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/18/breaking-news-jamie-lynn-spears-is-pregnant.aspx" target="_blank">Jamie Spears is also said to be &quot;devasted&quot; by the news and feels that &quot;Jamie Lynn ruined her life</a>.&quot;</p> <p>Perhaps Mr. Spears is the only sensible one of the family.&nbsp; Hopefully he&#39;ll be there to help guide his young daughter during this very difficult time.&nbsp; And good for him for not wanting to PROFIT off of his child.</p> <p><em><a class="" href="http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/jamie-spears-womenrock-lifetime-televsion-5th-annual-signature-concert-arrivals-NlibED.jpg" target="_blank">Photo source</a></em></p><img src="http://www.babble.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=59890" width="1" height="1">Kevin Federlinegossipcelebrity parentsBritney Spearscelebrity momsHollywoodLynne SpearsbabiesPaparazzibabyPregnantfamilySean Prestoncustody battlestrashyok! magazinejayden jamestrainwreckbreast feedingcelebrity teenspopstarpoptarttabloidsLouisianaJamie SpearsfamousZoey 101itunesdisfunctionaltrailer trashpiece of me videopimp c funeralTV actressjamie lynn spears is pregnantjamie lynnteen pregnancyteen starjamie lynn I will raise my child in louisianajamie lynn teenmadonna's new song 4 minutes to save the worldhttp://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/19/jamie-lynn-spears-pregnancy-kevin-federline-knew-amp-britney-denies.aspxWed, 19 Dec 2007 22:06:00 GMT42a08a39-daf3-4129-8a63-8a27b879cc03:59826Sassy Smith5http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=59826http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/19/jamie-lynn-spears-pregnancy-kevin-federline-knew-amp-britney-denies.aspx#comments<p><img height="398" alt="" hspace="4" src="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/16-22/brit-jamie-kevin-lynn-crazy.jpg" width="318" align="baseline" border="0" />&nbsp;<a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/16-22/brit-jamie-kevin-lynn-crazy.jpg"></a></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Holy drama!&nbsp;&nbsp; This <a class="" title="What a shame!" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/18/breaking-news-jamie-lynn-spears-is-pregnant.aspx" target="_blank">Jamie Lynn pregnancy</a> just makes my head spin.</p> <p><em>VIDEO AFTER THE JUMP</em></p> <p><a class="" title="Jamie Lynn raising her baby in Louisiana" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/19/jamie-lynn-spears-quot-i-will-raise-my-baby-in-louisiana-quot.aspx" target="_blank">Jamie&#39;s</a> big sister, <strike>trainwreck</strike> Britney is on video denying that her sister is pregnant.&nbsp; &quot;Whatever y&#39;all.&quot;&nbsp; Either she didn&#39;t know, thought she could somehow diffuse the situation in her ditzy&nbsp;way,&nbsp;or she&#39;s on <em>something</em>.&nbsp; I&#39;m going with the latter.&nbsp; </p> <p>However, K&#39;Fed, Britney&#39;s ex, knew about the pregnancy.&nbsp; Ouch.&nbsp; Reportedly, Mama Spears, Lynne told Kevin on Monday because she wanted&nbsp;him to be prepared for Britney&#39;s reaction to the news.&nbsp; Hmm, somebody a little unstable perhaps?&nbsp;</p> <p><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:Arial;">“Kevin knew before Britney, that Jamie Lynn is pregnant. In fact, Britney’s mom Lynne, told Kevin about it on Monday, because Lynne wanted Kevin <a class="" title="Brit Twit just found out..what?" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/18/britney-just-found-out-that-jamie-lynn-spears-is-pregnant.aspx" target="_blank">to be prepared when Britney found out</a>,” said a source.</span></p> <p><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:Arial;">Apparently Lynne Spears is concerned that her older daughter could &quot;display extreme behavior&quot; as she has in the past concerning other issues that have created problems.&nbsp; The source continued, &nbsp;&quot;We&#39;re waiting for the fallout from Britney.&nbsp; She likely will be upset.&quot;&nbsp; Britney?&nbsp; Extreme behavior?&nbsp; No way!</span></p> <p><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:Arial;">It is indeed upsetting for a family to have to deal with such a young girl being pregnant.&nbsp; And somehow, it wouldn&#39;t surprise me if Britney, somehow, makes this about herself.</span></p> <p> <object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DvdMsUvitmg&amp;rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DvdMsUvitmg&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p> <p><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:Arial;"></span>&nbsp;</p> <p><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:Arial;"><em><a class="" href="http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/photos/britney-spears-jamie-sushi.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/britney-spears-spends-the-day-with-jamie-lynn-202194/&amp;h=300&amp;w=420&amp;sz=81&amp;hl=en&amp;start=3&amp;tbnid=6sb8VmdIxFO0mM:&amp;tbnh=89&amp;tbnw=125&amp;prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbritney%2Bspears%2Bjamie%2Blynn%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den" target="_blank">Photo source</a>, <a class="" href="http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/ap/21fc93d7-1451-4a2c-9577-c8f9ebe5db4d.widec.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21676681/&amp;h=501&amp;w=298&amp;sz=25&amp;hl=en&amp;start=3&amp;tbnid=gZ0B6WGNM2fTjM:&amp;tbnh=130&amp;tbnw=77&amp;prev=/images%3Fq%3Dlynne%2Bspears%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den" target="_blank">source</a>, <a class="" href="http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/10/19/kevin_federline_narrowweb__300x479,0.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://www.smh.com.au/news/people/was-kfed-divorced-by-sms/2006/11/10/1162661868055.html&amp;h=479&amp;w=300&amp;sz=20&amp;hl=en&amp;start=14&amp;tbnid=tJIXiRvgVorvcM:&amp;tbnh=129&amp;tbnw=81&amp;prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkevin%2Bfederline%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den" target="_blank">source</a></em></span></p><img src="http://www.babble.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=59826" width="1" height="1">Kevin Federlinegossipcelebrity parentsBritney Spearscelebrity momscelebrity dadsHollywoodLynne SpearsPregnantcrazySean Prestonjayden jamesJamie Lynn Spearscall CPSbreast feedingtabloidgimme moretrainwrecksfanscelebrity teenspopstardivapoptartsadfamousZoey 101itunesBlackout albumbillboard musictrailer trashpiece of me videoteenage girlspimp c funeralTV actressjamie lynn spears is pregnantteen pregnancyjamie lynn I will raise my baby in louisianalynne spears to be a grandmotheryoung momsbritney spears to be an auntlynne spears writes a tell all bookfamous teenshttp://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/19/american-idol-season-7-britney-spears-banned.aspxWed, 19 Dec 2007 19:03:00 GMT42a08a39-daf3-4129-8a63-8a27b879cc03:59671Sassy Smith0http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=59671http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/19/american-idol-season-7-britney-spears-banned.aspx#comments<p>&nbsp;<a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/16-22/Britney%20no%20shape.jpg"><img height="312" src="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/16-22/Britney%20no%20shape.jpg" width="429" border="0" alt="" /></a></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>The 7th season of <em>American Idol</em> is almost upon us and guess who won&#39;t be attending?</p> <p>Executive Producer of <em>Idol</em>, Nigel Lythgoe told reporters that he doesn&#39;t believe that Spears, &quot;is in the right shape to serve as a celebrity mentor for the singing hopefuls.&nbsp; There will be no guest appearances on American Idol for <a class="" title="Britney Spears is an IDIOT" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/14/britney-spears-is-an-idiot.aspx" target="_blank">Britney Spears</a> any time soon.&quot;&nbsp; Smart move.</p> <p>He continues, &quot;<a class="" title="Britney Spears eloped?" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/12/britney-spears-eloped.aspx" target="_blank">Britney at this moment</a>, I don&#39;t think is well enough to do anything and I think she needs looking after rather than being pushed in front of the cameras or pushing herself in front of cameras.&nbsp; I think she needs to get herself together, bless her.&quot;</p> <p>Lythgoe commented that Britney would have been more than welcome last season.&nbsp; &quot;I would have had Britney Spears last year for sure, when I thought she was trying to get it all together again.&quot;</p> <p><em><a class="" href="http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.californiarumor.com/files/images/import/Britney%2520Spears%2520mtv%2520performance.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://www.californiarumor.com/%3Fq%3Dnode/192&amp;h=312&amp;w=450&amp;sz=17&amp;hl=en&amp;start=7&amp;tbnid=SQHkUAAExzlrbM:&amp;tbnh=88&amp;tbnw=127&amp;prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbritney%2Bspears%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den" target="_blank">Photo source</a></em></p><img src="http://www.babble.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=59671" width="1" height="1">Kevin Federlinecelebrity parentsBritney Spearscelebrity kidsMadonnacelebrity momsHollywoodCelebrityTMZSean Prestoncustody battlestrashyX17onlinejayden jamesJustin Timberlakecall CPScelebrities are nothing like usamerican idolgimme moredivorced celebritiesitunesBlackout albumyahoobad parentbillboard music chartspiece of me videobritney spears elopedpimp c funeralgoogleheath ledger hangs himselfjamie lynn spears pregnantAmerican idol season 7madonna's debut 4 minutes to save the worldhttp://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/19/jamie-lynn-spears-quot-i-will-raise-my-baby-in-louisiana-quot.aspxWed, 19 Dec 2007 12:01:00 GMT42a08a39-daf3-4129-8a63-8a27b879cc03:59707Sassy Smith16http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=59707http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/19/jamie-lynn-spears-quot-i-will-raise-my-baby-in-louisiana-quot.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/16-22/Brit-jamie-moms.jpg"><img height="444" alt="" hspace="4" src="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/16-22/Brit-jamie-moms.jpg" width="321" align="baseline" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>By now, we&#39;ve all heard the news - <a class="" title="Yikes! Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/18/breaking-news-jamie-lynn-spears-is-pregnant.aspx" target="_blank">Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant</a> and has <a class="" title="Britney is shocked at her sister&#39;s pregnancy!" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/18/britney-just-found-out-that-jamie-lynn-spears-is-pregnant.aspx" target="_blank">shocked even her&nbsp;poptart of an older sister</a>.</p> <p>I&#39;m still shaking my head, as I had high hopes that Jamie Lynn <em>might</em> learn a thing or two from her big sister-as in, not following in her trainwreck-y footsteps.&nbsp; <em>However</em>, there may be a glimmer of hope for the younger Spears - Jamie Lynn wants to raise her baby in her&nbsp;home state of&nbsp;Louisiana.</p> <p>Of course it&#39;s always upsetting to hear of young teen baby mamas (I have to now explain this to my own&nbsp;7 year old daughter, who loves &quot;Zoey 101&quot;/Jamie Lynn, who just one week ago said to me, &quot;I hope Jamie Lynn doesn&#39;t turn out like Britney&quot;)&nbsp;but maybe Spears, even at the ripe old age of 16, realizes that in order for her child to have a chance at a &#39;normal&#39; life, she has to get away from the glare of the paparazzi and those pesky flashing bulbs.</p> <p>In her <em>OK!</em> magazine interview, the <em>Zoey 101</em> star said that her pregnancy was a &quot;shock for both of us (referring to her boyfriend Casey Aldridge), so unexpected.&nbsp; I was in complete and total shock and so was he.&quot;&nbsp; Ya, I bet <em>that&#39;s</em> an understatement.</p> <p>Jamie Lynn didn&#39;t confide in her mother, Lynne right away.&nbsp; She took a couple of weeks to gather her thoughts and then broke the news to her parents&nbsp;shortly before the Thanksgiving holiday.</p> <p>&quot;I needed to work out what I would do for myself before I let anyone&#39;s opinion affect my decision.&nbsp; Then I told my parents and my friends.&nbsp; I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me.&quot;</p> <p>Spears&#39; mother Lynne, said to <em>OK!,</em> &quot;I didn&#39;t believe it because Jamie Lynn&#39;s always been so conscientious.&nbsp; She&#39;s never late for her curfew.&nbsp; I was in shock.&nbsp; I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby.&quot;&nbsp; Jamie Lynn said that her mom was very upset at the news but &quot;a week later, she had time to cope with it and became very supportive.&quot;</p> <p>Mama Spears has reportedly put the release date of her &quot;<a class="" title="Mama Spears milking her kids" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/11/10/lynne-spears-book-britney-amp-justin-s-breakup-was-orchestrated.aspx" target="_blank">raising high profile children</a>&quot; book on hold.&nbsp; Gee, that&#39;s nice of her.</p> <p>Although this news isn&#39;t what any parent wants to hear about their barely legal child, I have a feeling that Jamie Lynn will actually be a <a class="" title="Britney is an IDIOT!" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/14/britney-spears-is-an-idiot.aspx" target="_blank">much better parent than her older sister, Brit</a>.&nbsp; Hopefully she at least learned <em>that</em> much.</p> <p>Good luck Jamie, good luck.</p> <p><em><a class="" href="http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://i.ivillage.com/E/325/Celebrities/Famous_Families/E_Spears_325.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://slideshow.ivillage.com/entertainment/famous_family_ties/jamie_lynn_spears.html&amp;h=445&amp;w=325&amp;sz=33&amp;hl=en&amp;start=5&amp;tbnid=d5ZhnCEoG2wtTM:&amp;tbnh=127&amp;tbnw=93&amp;prev=/images%3Fq%3Djamie%2Blynn%2Bspears%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den" target="_blank">Photo source</a></em></p><img src="http://www.babble.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=59707" width="1" height="1">Kevin Federlineadoptioncelebrity parentscelebrity momspregnancyHollywoodLynne SpearsbabiesPaparazziMusicTMZSean PrestonX17onlineok! magazinejayden jamesJamie Lynn Spearscelebrities are nothing like ustrainwreckbreast feedinggimme moreyahoopiece of me videopimp c funeralgoogleheath ledger hangs himselfjamie lynn spears pregnantteen pregnancydue dateshockingcelebrity teen momsjamie lynn I will raise my baby in louisianabritney spears shocked by jamie lynn's pregnancyteen momstell all booklynne spears writing a tell all book16 and pregnantTV zoey 101jamie lynn keeping her babyhttp://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/18/christmas-with-britney-spears-amp-kevin-federline-nasty-custody-battle-and-mini-pianos.aspxTue, 18 Dec 2007 19:02:00 GMT42a08a39-daf3-4129-8a63-8a27b879cc03:59444Sassy Smith1http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=59444http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/18/christmas-with-britney-spears-amp-kevin-federline-nasty-custody-battle-and-mini-pianos.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/16-22/340x.jpg"><img height="440" alt="" hspace="4" src="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/16-22/340x.jpg" width="338" align="baseline" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, had their Christmas plans all worked out, but now K&#39;Fed may want to change that up a bit.&nbsp; Can&#39;t say I blame the dude.</p> <p>Originally, the custody agreement between Brit and Kevin would be that&nbsp;he would get their boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James on Thanksgiving (which he did) and Spears would have them for Christmas.&nbsp; However, Kevin is having second thoughts about the Christmas plans as he&#39;s not exactly sure that he can trust his ex wife with his precious boys during the holiday.&nbsp; I&nbsp;think I&#39;d&nbsp;be worried too.&nbsp; Federline isn&#39;t thrilled that his kids will be around Brit&#39;s &quot;entourage&quot; and that includes Sam Lutfi.&nbsp; You know, <a class="" title="Britney Spears eloped!" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/12/britney-spears-eloped.aspx" target="_blank"><em>Sam</em>, the guy who she eloped with</a>, then <a class="" title="Britney Spears is dumb?" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/17/britney-spears-wants-to-marry-sam-lufti-refuses-pre-nup.aspx" target="_blank">didn&#39;t elope with, then wanted to marry</a>, then can&#39;t marry <a class="" title="Sam Lutfi is gay" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/17/britney-spears-to-marry-sam-lutfi-may-be-awkward-because-he-s-gay.aspx" target="_blank">because he&#39;s gay</a>.&nbsp; <em>That</em> guy.</p> <p>On a side note concerning Christmas, Britbrit has reportedly purchased some miniature pianos from Harrods as a gift for her boys.&nbsp; Perhaps she&#39;s hoping they follow in her musical footsteps-well hopefully they&#39;ll&nbsp;have TALENT.</p> <p>A source said Spears was not &quot;trying to spoil her sons, nor engage in a Christmas gifting competition with ex Kevin Federline.&quot;&nbsp; Same source reportedly added, that Brit is &quot;very grateful that she will be with her boys during Christmas.&nbsp; And she plans on having full legal custody by this time next year.&quot;&nbsp; <a class="" title="Britney Spears is an IDIOT!" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/14/britney-spears-is-an-idiot.aspx" target="_blank">Excuse me while I DIE FROM LAUGHING</a>.</p> <p>While I think kids deserve the right to have both of their parents in their life, those parents have a duty to their children to be the BEST possible parent they can be.&nbsp; At this point, I don&#39;t think Spears is making the cut.&nbsp; Perhaps if she put half as much effort into being a good mom as she does being a <a class="" title="Say what????" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/18/britney-spears-is-a-beautiful-pro.aspx" target="_blank">&#39;beautiful pro</a>,&#39; then maybe she COULD win legal custody of her sons.</p> <p>Merry Christmas Sean Preston and Jayden James.</p> <p><em><a class="" href="http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0duagB616d4Eu/340x.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/topics/Kevin%2BFederline&amp;h=442&amp;w=340&amp;sz=35&amp;hl=en&amp;start=21&amp;tbnid=WZ7uTtvAkH39bM:&amp;tbnh=127&amp;tbnw=98&amp;prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbritney%2Bspears%2Bkevin%2Bfederline%2Bcustody%2Bbattle%26start%3D20%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN" target="_blank">Photo source</a></em></p><img src="http://www.babble.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=59444" width="1" height="1">Kevin FederlinegossipBritney Spearscelebrity kidscelebrity momscelebrity dadsHollywoodSean Prestoncustody battlestrashyMTVJay-Zjayden jamesChristmascall CPScelebrities are nothing like usgimme moredivorced celebritiestalentshared custodytabloidsfamousitunesBlackout albumpop musicbillboard musicholidayssam lutfifake tanpiece of me videobritney spears elopedpimp c funeraltony parker cheatingbeyonce pregnanttony parker liedpianospamela anderson files for divorceheath ledger hangs himselfbritney spears lips plumpedhttp://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/18/britney-spears-is-a-beautiful-pro.aspxTue, 18 Dec 2007 13:02:00 GMT42a08a39-daf3-4129-8a63-8a27b879cc03:59439Sassy Smith0http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=59439http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/18/britney-spears-is-a-beautiful-pro.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/16-22/wenn5063125_previewdlistedlink.jpg"><img height="476" src="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/16-22/wenn5063125_previewdlistedlink.jpg" width="386" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Britney Spears is a &#39;beautiful pro?&#39;</p> <p>Apparently she is.&nbsp; According to &quot;<em><a class="" title="Britney was so enhanced ya&#39;ll!" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/16/rockin-hot-bod-britney-s-video-enhancement-in-piece-of-me.aspx" target="_blank">Piece of Me</a></em>,&quot; director, Wayne Isham, who said, &quot;On set, she was very professional, excited to work and beautiful as always.&nbsp; I was impressed with her focus as she choreographed the dance herself.&nbsp; Her endurance was remarkable, as we had a long day.&quot;&nbsp; I think he&#39;s confusing Brit with the Britney <em>&#39;look a likes</em>.&#39;</p> <p>He continued, &quot;She almost outlasted me, which is amazing!&nbsp; It was a pleasure to work with her again (he&#39;d directed her in <em>I&#39;m Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman</em>).&quot;&nbsp; Isham&nbsp;has directed the likes of Madonna, Metallica, Faith Hill and&nbsp;&#39;N Sync, so you&#39;d think he&#39;d&nbsp;know what he&#39;s talking about.&nbsp; I&#39;m still&nbsp;convinced he&#39;s referring to one of the extra&#39;s on the set.&nbsp; I can&#39;t imagine Spears impressing anyone smarter than a Cheeto.&nbsp; Perhaps I&#39;m cynical.</p> <p><em>Photo source: Dlisted&nbsp;<br /></em></p><img src="http://www.babble.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=59439" width="1" height="1">Kevin Federlinegossipcelebrity parentsBritney Spearscelebrity kidsMadonnacelebrity momsMetallicaHollywoodrapPaparazziMusicTMZVideoSean PrestontrashyMTVX17onlineJay-Zjayden jamesfaith hilldlistedcall CPScelebrities are nothing like ustrainwreckpopwreckpopstarpoptartfamousitunesbillboard musicimplantsfake tanpiece of me videopimp c funeraltony parker cheatingbeyonce pregnanttony parker lied'n syncdirector wayne ishambritney is a beautiful proI'm not a girlnot yet a womanbritney spears enhancedbritney is a bad driverhttp://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/17/britney-spears-wants-to-marry-sam-lufti-refuses-pre-nup.aspxMon, 17 Dec 2007 17:05:00 GMT42a08a39-daf3-4129-8a63-8a27b879cc03:59273Karen1http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=59273http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/17/britney-spears-wants-to-marry-sam-lufti-refuses-pre-nup.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/16-22/BritneySpears2Nov2007.jpg"><img src="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/16-22/BritneySpears2Nov2007.jpg" alt="" align="bottom" border="0" height="550" hspace="4" width="384" /></a> <br /></p><p>Britney Spears is not heeding lawyer&#39;s advice to get a pre-nup as sources claim she wants to marry cling on Sam Lufti (<a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/12/britney-spears-eloped.aspx">didn&#39;t they elope</a>?).&nbsp; <br /></p><p><span><span class="Article_FullDescription"><p>Her lawyers &quot;begged her to at least get a prenup, but she didn&#39;t seem to be listening&quot; a source told Star Magazine. </p><p>Federline, who did sign a pre-nuptial before marrying Britney, is not happy.&nbsp; Federline is not comfortable having Sam near his kids, due to a bad temper that Federline has seen first hand. </p><p>&quot;Kevin has seen Sam lose his temper,&quot; says a source. &quot;We hear he swears a lot and makes very derogatory statements when he&#39;s alone with Brit.&quot; </p><p>Sam once dangerously slammed his car into another vehicle to prevent Britney from being served. </p><p>&quot;Kevin has forbidden Britney from having Sam around the boys. In fact, Kevin has threatened to get a restraining order. She&#39;ll lose custody if she allows Sam around them, Kevin will make sure of it,&quot; the source adds. </p><p>Britney seems unfazed that this recent development may cost her Sean Preston and Jayden James for good. </p><p>&quot;Britney is completely under Sam&#39;s spell. Everyone sees through him, except her. I hear that he stays with her most of the time, and she pays for his food, his bar and restaurant tabs and his clothing. She takes car of everything,&quot; the source told Star.</p><p>If this is true, I&#39;m not surprised she doesn&#39;t care about losing the boys.&nbsp; She has yet to prove she wants them in the first place.&nbsp; This whole senario reminds me very much of Anna Nicole Smith -- not that Anna didn&#39;t care for her kids but she sure was controlled by men.&nbsp; Weird.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;</p></span></span>&nbsp;</p><img src="http://www.babble.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=59273" width="1" height="1">Kevin FederlineParis HiltongossipBritney SpearsHollywoodcourtSean Prestoncustody battlestrashyjayden jamesfattrainwrecklawyerdivorced celebspopstarpoptartitunesmark vincent kaplanstripper polepiece of me videojessica alba pregnantdepositiontony parker cheatsbritney spears elopedsleazybritney spears goes blackjessica alba house huntingtina fey hates paris hiltonbritney partiespimp c funeralhttp://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/16/kevin-federline-s-lawyer-blasts-britney-spears.aspxSun, 16 Dec 2007 12:02:00 GMT42a08a39-daf3-4129-8a63-8a27b879cc03:59132Sassy Smith0http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=59132http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/16/kevin-federline-s-lawyer-blasts-britney-spears.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/08-15/britney-spears-finger-candid.jpg"><img height="346" alt="" hspace="4" src="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/08-15/britney-spears-finger-candid.jpg" width="344" align="baseline" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Britney might be in some deep sh*t <em>ya&#39;ll</em>.</p> <p>Mark Vincent Kaplan and K&#39;Fed&#39;up are not&nbsp;happy that Kevin&#39;s ex, <a class="" title="MORON:Britney Spears" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/14/britney-spears-is-an-idiot.aspx" target="_blank">Britney Spears didn&#39;t bother showing up for her Wednesday morning deposition</a> because she was <strike><a class="" title="Britney goes black." href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/15/britney-goes-black.aspx" target="_blank">busy dye jobbing her own hair</a></strike>&nbsp;sick.&nbsp; Kaplan is to ask the court to address &#39;some kind of remedy&#39; against Spears.</p> <p>Kaplan said to<em> People</em>, &quot;I&#39;m not mad&nbsp;-I can move forward with her or without her.&nbsp; But there will be a request to the court to address some kind of remedy to what I see as a willful non-appearance.&quot;</p> <p>&quot;But she was in fact out later that day and night.&nbsp; It&#39;s not fourth grade where you get a doctor&#39;s note and it&#39;s all OK.&nbsp; She was ordered to attend.&nbsp; And if there&#39;s a legitimate reason for her not to attend she would have to establish that.&quot;</p> <p>Brit says that &#39;paparazzi harassment&#39; keeps her from attending.&nbsp; Kaplan said, &quot;All I know is that in my office there were no paparazzi.&quot;&nbsp; I&#39;m sorry, but the paps don&#39;t stop Britster from getting gas, stealing or frequenting Starbucks, so I think she could make an effort to get to court to MAYBE GET HER BABIES BACK.&nbsp; Just sayin&#39;.</p> <p>This is the FOURTH time that the poptart has missed her deposition appointment. &quot;This deposition was a court ordered proceeding. So it&#39;s a serious thing.&quot; <a class="" title="Poptart Britney elopes?" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/12/britney-spears-eloped.aspx" target="_blank">Guess she was busy ELOPING</a>.</p> <p>Even though Spears is stalling and making lame excuses, Kevin&#39;s lawyer has ruled out seeking a contempt of court.&nbsp; </p> <p>&quot;We&#39;re not interested in punishing her.&nbsp; We&#39;re interested in getting the facts.&quot;&nbsp; To me, that seems like she just keeps getting away with this.&nbsp; Why not punish her?&nbsp; What about her precious sons?&nbsp; Why should Sean and Jayden have to pay the price because they have a lame mother?</p> <p><em><a class="" href="http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.yousaytoo.com/gallery_image/pic/7875/britney-spears-finger-candid.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://www.yousaytoo.com/tag/celebrities&amp;h=400&amp;w=400&amp;sz=28&amp;hl=en&amp;start=5&amp;tbnid=9wYvLENUmIwC8M:&amp;tbnh=124&amp;tbnw=124&amp;prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbritney%2Bspears%2Bstupid%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den" target="_blank">Photo source</a></em></p><img src="http://www.babble.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=59132" width="1" height="1">Kevin FederlineParis HiltongossipBritney SpearsHollywoodcourtSean Prestoncustody battlestrashyjayden jamesfattrainwrecklawyerdivorced celebspopstarpoptartitunesmark vincent kaplanstripper polepiece of me videojessica alba pregnantdepositiontony parker cheatsbritney spears elopedsleazybritney spears goes blackjessica alba house huntingtina fey hates paris hiltonbritney partiespimp c funeralhttp://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/15/britney-goes-black.aspxSat, 15 Dec 2007 12:02:00 GMT42a08a39-daf3-4129-8a63-8a27b879cc03:59042Sassy Smith0http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=59042http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/15/britney-goes-black.aspx#comments<p>&nbsp;<a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/08-15/2104933005_327db97dda.jpg"><img height="333" src="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/08-15/2104933005_327db97dda.jpg" width="357" border="0" alt="" /></a></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Britney apparently doesn&#39;t know that she&#39;s supposed to use <em>the gloves</em> that come with the &#39;do it yourself&#39; boxes of hair dye.</p> <p>ONE MORE FUN PIC AFTER THE READ</p> <p><a class="" title="Britney steals crap" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/10/britney-spears-is-broke.aspx" target="_blank">Spears is perhaps broke, remember</a>?&nbsp; She&#39;s resorted to coloring her own hair, like many of regular folk do, but um, the general public at least knows that you don&#39;t squish the dye around with YOUR BARE HANDS.</p> <p>Here&#39;s a tip Brit, hire a stylist.&nbsp; Please.</p> <p><a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/08-15/2105710708_56f5fb1970.jpg"><img height="299" src="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/08-15/2105710708_56f5fb1970.jpg" width="352" border="0" alt="" /></a></p> <p><em><a class="" href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=6775" target="_blank">Photo source</a></em></p><img src="http://www.babble.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=59042" width="1" height="1">Kevin FederlineParis Hiltoncelebrity parentsBritney Spearsdivorcecelebrity momscelebrity dadsHollywoodcrazySean Prestoncustody battleschildrentrashyjayden jamescall CPScelebrities are nothing like usnutsidiotgimme moretoddlersfamousitunesstripper poletrailer trashpiece of me videoBlackout album flopsstylisthair dyehttp://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/14/britney-spears-linked-to-puppy-mills.aspxFri, 14 Dec 2007 21:01:00 GMT42a08a39-daf3-4129-8a63-8a27b879cc03:58878Sassy Smith2http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=58878http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/14/britney-spears-linked-to-puppy-mills.aspx#comments<p>&nbsp;<a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/08-15/1211_humane_society.jpg"><img height="263" src="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/08-15/1211_humane_society.jpg" width="443" border="0" alt="" /></a></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Did Britney Spears buy her dogs from a puppy mill?&nbsp; Maybe, sort of.&nbsp; Keep reading!</p> <p>Spears, along with some other stars, including Denise Richards and Paris Hilton, have purchased pups from Pets of Bel Air and it&#39;s believed that the store gets it&#39;s dogs from puppy&nbsp;mills in the Midwest.&nbsp; Puppy mills are breeding facilities that mass produce purebred pups.&nbsp; The puppies are often sold directly to the public by way of ads or the internet&nbsp;or at the mill itself.&nbsp; In other cases, they are sold to brokers and pet shops.</p> <p>Pets of Bel Air has been shut down pending getting their store permits up to date.&nbsp; Apparently their permits expired almost 4 years ago.&nbsp; An employee at the store insists that they&#39;ve done nothing wrong.&nbsp; The L.A. Department of Animal Regulations checked the animals out and all seem to be in good health.</p> <p>The Humane Society of the United States (HSUS) has <a class="" title="Poor pups!" href="http://video.hsus.org/" target="_blank">undercover footage</a> of the popular pet shop to the stars, linking them with a puppy mill that supplies them.&nbsp; Britney bought a Yorkie from the store&nbsp;last summer&nbsp;and Paris Hilton purchased a Chihuahua shortly after.</p> <p><em><a class="" href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/11/humane-society-to-celebs-it-aint-puppy-love/#continuedcontents" target="_blank">Photo source</a></em><br /></p><img src="http://www.babble.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=58878" width="1" height="1">Kevin FederlineParis Hiltoncelebrity parentsBritney Spearscelebrity momscelebrity dadsHollywoodL.A.Sean Prestoncustody battlestrashyjayden jamespuppiesdogscall CPStrainwreckspetspiece of me videobritney spears elopedpets of bel airundercover footagecelebrity popstarsHSUSpuppy millshttp://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/14/britney-spears-is-an-idiot.aspxFri, 14 Dec 2007 18:02:00 GMT42a08a39-daf3-4129-8a63-8a27b879cc03:58947Sassy Smith5http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=58947http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/14/britney-spears-is-an-idiot.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/08-15/britney-spears-turning-self-in.jpg"><img height="299" src="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/08-15/britney-spears-turning-self-in.jpg" width="418" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>What is wrong with Britney Spears?</p> <p><a class="" title="Brit battling for custody" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/12/britney-s-deposition-today-at-10-00-am-pt.aspx" target="_blank">Spears was supposed to attend L.A.&nbsp;County Court on Wednesday at 10:00am PT</a>, however the <a class="" title="Britney Spears is a moron" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/12/breaking-news-britney-misses-deposition.aspx" target="_blank">poptart&nbsp;&quot;missed&quot; her court deposition</a> because she was &quot;<em>ill</em>&quot;.&nbsp;&nbsp;And by ill, she obviously meant, let&#39;s get this party started ya&#39;ll!</p> <p>Britster wasn&#39;t able to attend her court appointment because <strike>she&#39;s a shitty mother</strike> she was &quot;sick&quot;, however, she&nbsp;recovered quickly and was able&nbsp;to go clubbin&#39;&nbsp;and stay out until 2am&nbsp;Thursday morning.&nbsp; Wow, she really wants her boys back.&nbsp; Poor Sean and Jayden!</p> <p>Brit may regret her decision not to show up for her deposition, because now she could&nbsp;be banned from appealing&nbsp;for enhanced custody of her children.&nbsp; Lawyers for her ex, Kevin Federline, are pissed that she blew off her court appearance but could take the time to party.&nbsp; Chief attorney for K&#39;Fed, Mark Vincent Kaplan reportedly will ask Commissioner&nbsp;Gordon to bar Spears from asking for more custody rights.</p> <p>A source was quoted, &quot;This is the fourth time Britney has skipped the&nbsp;deposition.&nbsp; Kaplan feels she should not be allowed to go into court and ask&nbsp;to restore custody if she won&#39;t sit for a deposition to determine if she really is a fit parent.&nbsp; He could even ask for her to pay penalties, including Kevin&#39;s legal fees.&nbsp; Britney could even be held in contempt of&nbsp;court, but he&nbsp;doesn&#39;t&nbsp;plan&nbsp;to go there.&quot;&nbsp; You know, why <em>not</em> go there?&nbsp; Britney obviously needs a good slap in the head to wake her up!&nbsp; Does she know she&#39;s playing with HER CHILDREN&#39;S LIVES?</p> <p>Currently, Federline has <em>temporary</em> full custody of Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 15 months and receives $15,000&nbsp; in child support per month.&nbsp; Spears has 3 supervised visits a week.&nbsp; At this point, I think Kevin Federline deserves FULL&nbsp;PERMANENT custody.</p> <p><em><a class="" href="http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/britney-spears-is-still-lookin-to-party-202309/" target="_blank">Photo source</a></em></p><img src="http://www.babble.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=58947" width="1" height="1">Kevin Federlinecelebrity parentsBritney Spearsdivorcecelebrity momscelebrity dadsbabiesSean Prestonchildrentrashyjayden jamescelebrities are nothing like uscommissioner gordongimme moretoddlersitunesbillboard music chartsmark vincent kaplantrailer trashpiece of me videobritney spears elopesbritney spears is stupidblackout album a flopparental rightsbritney is a virginstipper polehttp://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/14/britney-is-a-virgin-ya-ll.aspxFri, 14 Dec 2007 16:10:00 GMT42a08a39-daf3-4129-8a63-8a27b879cc03:58924Sassy Smith0http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=58924http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/14/britney-is-a-virgin-ya-ll.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/08-15/britney460.jpg"><img height="297" src="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/08-15/britney460.jpg" width="442" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Say what?&nbsp; Britney Spears a virgin?</p> <p>Outta control Brit is &quot;reviewing the script&quot; of a satire named <em>Sweet Baby Jesus</em>, which is being produced by filmmaker Philippe Rebboah (known for The Jeweller&#39;s Shop, 1989).&nbsp; Spears has been offered the role of Virgin Mary.&nbsp; Say it with me now, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?</p> <p>Reports from Us magazine, Britster is to play a preggo 19-year old (like she can pass for 19 now) who is unsure of just who the baby daddy be.&nbsp; She &quot;goes into labor on Christmas Eve in Bethlehem, Maryland, as rumors swirl that the birth is Jesus Christ&#39;s second coming.&quot;&nbsp; Dear God.&nbsp; No pun intended.</p> <p>Filming is to start in March 2008 and Philippe admits the film was a difficult sell to his business parnters.&nbsp; Ya think?</p> <p>He said, &quot;I had to convince my partners, because they were like, &#39;Oh, no. Britney?&#39;&nbsp; But I thought it was brilliant.&quot;&nbsp; Brilliant wasn&#39;t exactly the word I was thinking of.</p> <p>Let us all pray that this is some bad joke or that Britney doesn&#39;t take the role.</p> <p><em><a class="" href="http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/music/2007/10/now_britneys_imploded_man_i_fe.html" target="_blank">Photo source</a></em></p><img src="http://www.babble.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=58924" width="1" height="1">Kevin FederlinegossipBritney SpearsdivorceHollywoodSean Prestoncustody battlestrashyjayden jamestrainwreckgimme morepopwrecktabloidsitunesBlackout albumvirgin marypiece of me videobritney's album flopsjesus christbritney spears is a virginhttp://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/14/video-britney-spears-quot-piece-of-me-quot.aspxFri, 14 Dec 2007 14:05:00 GMT42a08a39-daf3-4129-8a63-8a27b879cc03:58887sweatpantsmom3http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=58887http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/14/video-britney-spears-quot-piece-of-me-quot.aspx#comments<p>The question is, which piece would you like? The theme of Britney Spears&#39; new video is reportedly her torment by paparazzi, but this 20-second clip mostly shows a bunch of blonde chicks cavorting in front of a mirror, interspersed with a few seconds of another blonde chic lip-synching.&nbsp; In other words, just like every other video in rotation on MTV!</p><p>&nbsp;<br /></p> <embed src="http://www.veoh.com/videodetails2.swf?player=videodetailsembedded&amp;type=v&amp;permalinkId=v1635661A9SfRTmN&amp;id=anonymous" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" height="438" width="540"><br /><a href="http://www.veoh.com/">Online Videos by Veoh.com</a> <img src="http://www.babble.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=58887" width="1" height="1">Britney SpearsBritneySpearsMusicMTVpiece of meitunesBlackout albumipodbritney spears pregnantpiece of me videopiece of me britney spearsblonde chicksbritney piece of me videovideo clipbritney spears piece of me videosneak peak of britneys new videoWayne IshamSocial Hollywood nightclubbritney spears piece of me music videobritney spears piece of mebritney spears new videojr rotem. sam lutfipiece of me music videopiece of me britney spears videopiece of me video britneybritney spears new music videobritney spears pieces of me