FameCrawler : pirate

Brought to You by Tina Fey and the Letter R

Whit Honea — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:29:00 GMT

Tina Fey is the latest in a long line of very cool celebrities to appear on "Sesame Street" and the DVD featuring her episode is now on DVD (see video below)

For more on celebrities that know the way to "Sesame Street" find your way to Strollerderby.

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Sunday Cute Shot - A Little Kernel of Korn

Whit Honea — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 22:33:00 GMT

It looks like 4-year-old Pirate Houseman Davis has better things to occupy his time than the splendor that is Malibu.

Dad Jonathan Davis of Korn seems to appreciate it. It's nice this time of year.

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Kat Moss Stands Up to Pee

Whit Honea — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:04:00 GMT

It seems like this should be more shocking, but I'm guessing Kate Moss standing up to pee is nothing new to you tranny theorists in the audience. I suppose it also goes without mentioning the high level of testosterone rumored to be found in crack rocks.

Whatever the reason, Kate and her partner Jamie Hince, aka Jolly Roger, are about ready to have an official pissing contest. They're so romantic.

Lila must love seeing her mom's picture on the internets.

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Photo: Jezebel

David Duchovny's Kyd is a Pirate

Whit Honea — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 00:06:00 GMT

I'm guessing that David Duchovny's son Kyd Miller is on a team called the Pirates and that he isn't an actual pirate, or even more far-fetched, a fan of the Pittsburgh Pirates. I do like that he bought a drink to accessorize with. Nice touch.

David on the other hand sticks to the classic Puma insignia, which reminds me- I saw the sweetest pair of Puma running shoes the other day. Note to self: buy shoes, take up running.

Oh yeah, Duchovny... I wonder how the X-files movie is coming along.

Photo: Celebs and Bubs

Won't You Be My Neighbor? Johnny Depp Is Hot On Everyone's List!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:06:00 GMT

Johnny Depp, star of Sweeney Todd, made apartment building owners very happy when he purchased one of their $2 million penthouses. They were apparently struggling to sell them, however, now that Depp is on the block, everyone wants to buy one and be his neighbor!

Apartments in the 13-story Art Deco Eastern Columbia Bldg in downtown Los Angeles, start at $600,000 and began quickly being sold to excited fans who wanted to have the same zip code as Johnny. Reportedly the building is 90 percent occupied now.

A sales agent commented, "We've been very successful, with only a few lofts remaining."

Hmm, I wouldn't mind living next to a dirty, sexy pirate myself!

Photo source: Pagesix.com

Carmella DeCesare Pregnant, Jeff Garcia Lucky, er, Happy

Whit Honea — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 22:17:00 GMT

Carmella DeCesare is just months away from becoming an official MILF. In the meantime she'll be eating pickles and ice cream while rooting for husband Jeff Garcia's surprisingly good, the Tampa Bab Bucaneers.

They are expecting a girl.

By the way, what has two thumbs and a hot wife?

This guy:

Photo (Her): Xplanet

Photo (Him): Squibkick

Pregnant Celebrities: The List!

Whit Honea — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:03:00 GMT

There must be something in the water. There sure are a lot of pregnancy rumors floating around. For instance:

Brooke Burke following up Heaven Rain with a new baby. She should name the kid Chocolate.
Keira Knightley dresses the part.
Are the hormones making Britney Spears crazy?
Angelina Jolie is rumored to be pregnant. She is definitely naked.
Jeri Ryan is expecting a girl.
Jessica Seinfeld is not pregnant, but if she was she'd sneak cauliflower into the breast milk.
Desperate housewife Nicollete Sheridan is having Michael Bolton's baby. That's the word on Wisteria.
Apparently J-Lo and Marc Anthony are expecting someone new on the block. CONFIRMED!
Jordan does two things- show her stuff and make babies.
Giada De Laurentiis has a bun in her oven.
Xtina's finally admitted the obvious.
~~Bob Dylan~~ Cate Blanchett is with #3.
Nicole Richie is smokin' hot.
Ellen DeGeneres isn't just crossing picket lines!
Katie Holmes- I'm guessing the marathon disproved this rumor.
Halle Berry is enjoying the fruits of her labor, but not as much as her husband.
Do we hear the sound of little Posh feet? The Beckham boys could use a sister!
Julianna Margulies and a shotgun.
Jessica Alba? Again?
Katharine McPhee married and expecting?

See? That's a lot, right?

Keira Knightley Pregnant!!

Whit Honea — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 16:35:00 GMT

Keira Knightley is pregnant! See! Well, she's pretending to be pregnant in her new movie. That's a start.

She is currently filming the period peice, The Duchess. According to people on the set, she's been forgetful and cursing often. Are we sure she's not really pregnant?

Photo: Just Jared

Johnny Depp's Daughter is Okay!

Whit Honea — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 16:28:00 GMT

Johnny Depp's daughter Lily-Rose, 8, was hospitalized earlier this year in Britain. It is unclear what ailed her (rumors are suggesting E. Coli), but judging by Depp's statement in Entertainment Weekly- after she was deemed healthy, it was serious:

"Now every single millisecond is a mini-celebration. Every time we get to breathe in and exhale is a huge victory. She pulled through beautifully, perfectly, with no lasting anything.

"To say it was the darkest moment, that's nothing. It doesn't come close to describing it. Words are so small."

Glad to hear she's okay.

Photo: Depparadis

Marlee Matlin Has Johnny Depp in Her Hair

Whit Honea — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 20:22:00 GMT

Marlee Matlin dressed as everyone's favorite swashbuckler Jack Sparrow, aka, Johnny Depp at a Halloween party last night. Her daughter dressed as a flapper? I don't know.

I do know that I went to a costume party last night and Jack Sparrow is alive and well. There was no shortage of pirate activity where we were, and I'm not just talking booty.

Photo: Celebrity Mom

Tori Spelling and Family Spare no Expense on Cheap-Ass Costumes

Whit Honea — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 19:01:00 GMT

I know that Tori Spelling and family had a scare with the fires. That's no laughing matter. This picture, however, is scary and funny. Spelling, along with her husband Dean McDermott and their son Liam, were spotted on their way to a Halloween party in Beverly Hills. I can only assume they are coming out of a Walgreens. What is up with those costumes? I can make a better outfit out of a ball of yarn and some trashbags.

Does Tori remind you of anyone?

Photo: Celebrity Moms

International Talk Like a Pirate Day: The Johnny Depp Version

Whit Honea — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 22:15:00 GMT

I suppose that I should have done this post earlier today, but I'm sure some of you will still be able to get enough out of it to annoy someone close to you (in the immediate vicinity, not necessarily a loved one). Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. It never be too late, says I.

I can only think of one way to tie this huge holiday into FameCrawler, so here, for your pirate-loving enjoyment, are random pictures of Johnny Depp:

Photos: Daily Mail, JacketFlap , Hollywood Scoop, PurringPrincess

Johnny Depp: A Pirate's Life for Him

Whit Honea — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 13:01:00 GMT

Aye, that there be Johnny Depp, says I. Damn, I was going to run with the pirate theme, but that's annoying.

Johnny Depp and his girlfriend, French actress Vanessa Paradis, are taking a vacation sailing the Mediterranean. The couple, who are rumored to be getting hitched, officially, after being together for nearly 10 years, have two children, 7-year-old Lily-Rose and Jack, 4. Notice that Jack was born after Depp took the role of Captain Jack Sparrow. He's lucky he wasn't named Ichabod.

Perhaps you noticed that Depp's movies, specifically a few pirate things he did, seemed to have done okay. That being the case, he can afford a few indulgences, like say, his own island.

Says Johnny, "The only thing money means to me is the freedom it buys me. Living in the islands is heaven. It'll be easier to give a normal upbringing there."

No don't get me wrong, but define normal. I've read Lord of the Flies, there's nothing normal about kids being raised on an island. Then again, normal is overrated.