Forbes Magazine is Just Making Crap Up

Whit Honea — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 12:26:00 GMT

Forbes Magazine, usually a fairly respected journal, has put out a list which makes about as much sense as ranking the top ten things in my pocket (fyi: keys, nickel, receipt for atm, penny, pacifier, cell phone, nickel, nickel- I only had 8 things).

The magazine ranked the most influential infants in Hollywood*. What the hell does that mean? Who are they influencing? I have kids in that age group and they don't even know who these people are. If Forbes is looking for influential then I suggest they look in the direction of the Backyardigans and Elmo. The only people these kids have any influence over are their parents and their respective entourage of bodyguards and nannies.

That said, here's the top 5:

1. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
2. Suri Cruise
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt
4. Sean Preston Federline
5 . Pax Jolie-Pitt

Note, Maddox is too old for the list, it's like Menudo- you start talking in complete sentences and they boot your ass. It ain't easy on the street for an influential infant.

*I refuse to acknowledge the results of this listing as my girl Violet was obviously cheated.

Photo: Celebs Now

Brad Pitt Wants to "Make it Right"

Whit Honea — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:14:00 GMT

When Brad Pitt goes on a talk show to make an announcement he doesn't jump on couches, he goes pink and he goes big.

Mr. Pitt announced his new goal this morning on The Today Show and the whole thing is very commendable. He is donating five million of his own money to a cause that aims to build over 150 homes in New Orleans. He says the 150 is just a start.

Says Pitt, "...love of my family brings me here." That's a pretty good reason.

Kudos and luck to Pitt on this undertaking.

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Forbes Magazine is Just Making Crap Up

Brad Pitt Wants to "Make it Right"