FameCrawler : pool

Sunday Cute Shot: Swim Time with Spelling

Whit Honea — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 15:04:00 GMT

Little Liam got some pool time with his wet parents Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott.

That's a nice Y!

Swimming with the Royals of Monaco

Whit Honea — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 17:14:00 GMT

Princess Caroline of Monaco, aka, Her Royal Highness The Princess of Hannover's kids Pierre Casiraghi (20) and Alexandra (9) enjoyed some time at the pool. Maybe they have the royal Olympic spirit.

Is that the drawbridge? Don't raise it!!

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Mick Fleetwood's Daughter Scare

Whit Honea — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:54:00 GMT

Rock legend Mick Fleetwood of the band Fleetwood Mac had a real scare on Friday. His 6-year-old daughter was turning cartwheels by the pool (um, hello?), hit her head and fell in the water.

She was revived at a nearby hospital and has recovered fully.

Cartwheels by the pool? Seriously?

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Sunday Cute Shot: Swimming With the Klims

Whit Honea — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 21:40:00 GMT

That's swimmer Michael Klim with his wife Lindy and their daughter Stella. It's an older photo as Stella is now 2, but you can't argue the cute.

If you want to meet the brand new addition to the Klim family, little Rocco, then please continue below:

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Maddox and the Bird: A Short Story

Whit Honea — Wed, 21 May 2008 18:21:00 GMT

Time stood still. Maddox eyed the bird. The bird eyed Maddox. There was no need for words.

The boy was not a statue and the bird, he would find other places to poop.

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Tom Brady Dines Poolside with Supermodels. I Also Roll Like That.

Whit Honea — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 18:53:00 GMT

Tom Brady is living a little thing I like to call "The Life." The guy has a new baby named after his rivals, J.E.T., and an incredibly hot baby-mama in Bridget Moynahan. He also has an almost as hot girlfriend in Gisele Bundchen, and an undeafted football team in the New England Patriots, that frankly look unstopable. Things are good for Mr. Brady.

That being the case, it looks like Tom likes to unwind like many of us do after we beat the snot out of the Miami Dolphins. Why go back to Boston? It's colder there, and despite the sheer awesomeness of the Patriots, the city is thinking baseball right now. Apparently the Red Sox have a few games left.

That's where a pool and the above-mentioned hot girlfriend come into play. The only thing that could make a day off any better would be bite-sized morsels of an unknown substance, presumably meat.

Check.

And that, my friends, is "The Life."

Photos: Gossip Girls

Nicole Richie is Only Warming the Baby

Whit Honea — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 14:25:00 GMT

This is either a pregnant Nicole Richie in a hot tub or a very gassy Nicole Richie in a really small pool. You decide.

Now that we have an actual picture (see link above) I guess the baby isn't getting cooked so much as lightly broiled. That's a relief.

Charlotte Church Has Baby

Whit Honea — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 04:40:00 GMT

Charlotte Church and her kept man Gavin Henson have welcomed their baby girl.

Church was planning on a water birth in her private birthing pool at the compound which I assume will now be converted into a jacuzzi.

The baby’s name has not been announced, but I know what it's not.

Photo: Just Jared

Britney Spears and Criss Angel to Open VMAs: Why Does Everything Bad Happen to Me?

Whit Honea — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 19:03:00 GMT

Mindfreak/overall freak, Criss Angel, is denying that he is Brit's new man, which is the smartest thing he's ever done. Would he be an improvement over Ex-Fed, the manny, the kid in the pool (fratboy), or the other kid in the pool (lady assistant)? The wizard (warlock?) says that he and Spears are just friends, you know, like Chandler and Monica, but with much less taste.

Apparently Angel is helping Britney get ready for her "secret" opening of the MTV Video Music Awards. I can only imagine the smoke and mirrors that he will have to employ to make her look sane. Now that would be magic. I wonder if he has a brain hiding up his sleeve.

As you may have guessed, I'm not excited about this. I am something of a realist, and my firm belief is that Britney will wind up doing something to make her situation even more bizarre, which means I'll have to talk about her even more. I don't want to talk about Britney Spears anymore. Her antics make me dizzy and slightly nauseous.

Besides, Criss Angel is freaky. Self-proclaimed even.

Source: The Superficial/MSNBC

Tabloid Round Up Presents The Case Against Kevin Federline: Life and Style

Whit Honea — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 21:00:00 GMT

Sorry Life & Style, you could have been a part of all the fun earlier if you could have been bothered to update your site in time. Oh well, we'll still humor you.

The thing about K-Fed is that no matter what, he's still K-Fed. Is this whole mess about the children or the Benjamins? Probably both. The thing is Kevin, you shouldn't gloat. Just because you have finally managed to be on the higher road for once in your life doesn't mean you should poke sticks at the person on the lower. Well, maybe a few pokes, but come on, man, be cool.

How sad must Britney be for her own family to jump into Camp Ex-Fed? The guy is a tool, yet by comparison he's looking like dad of the year. Life & Style is claiming that Britney's family is pulling for her to lose the kids and that some will testify against her in this "private" custody battle. That's gotta hurt.

You know what always makes me feel better when my own family turns on me and backs some idiot (this happened in the last two elections)? A couple of smokes, some Starbucks, a tall glass of schnapps and something of off T-Bell's dollar menu, 'cuz after that I'm full. Well, sometimes I'll go hook-up with a random stranger in the pool, but only if there are photographers around.

Maybe I'll go down to the pool now.