FameCrawler : poop

Naomi Watts' Dog Day Afternoon

Whit Honea — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:03:00 GMT

Naomi Watts took the pooches out for some sniffing and some pooping. You know how they do.

What Celebrity Likes Bird Poop on Her Face?

Whit Honea — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 19:06:00 GMT

Oh, rich people, you're so funny. Guess what celebrity with too much time and money, not to mention vanity, has been rubbing birdcrap into her pores.

It's Posh! Victoria Beckham really wants clear skin. According to a source she has taken to getting facials that contain powdered nightingale droppings.

Says the source, "She also uses a cream derived from nightingale poo at home, too."

And you thought egg on your face was bad.

Next time I hear a nightingale sing out in the square I'm grabbing a glove and a bag. I'm going to be rich!!

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Sunday Cute Shot: Kate and Ryder I

Whit Honea — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 12:28:00 GMT

Kate Hudson and her son Ryder got ready to play some soccer.

Since this is a "cute" post I won't get too specific, but I really hope, for Kate's sake, that there is a restroom nearby.

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Ginger Spice Strips Down

Sassy Smith — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 20:37:00 GMT

Geri Halliwell aka Ginger Spice has stripped down for her first bikini photo shoot in seven years and the mom of one was terrified!

Halliwell is on the upcoming issue of Hello! magazine and while I think she looks great, she gets very self-conscious whenever she's sporting a bikini in public. Ya - she has a reason to be scared. Please.

Geri said, "People think I'm really confident but I do get self-conscious like many women about stripping off in public. I haven't been willingly photographed in a bikini for seve years - and I don't think I'll do it again.

"At the moment, I'm a bit curvier, having done the tour, so it was a big mental step forward for me to show my natural self, rather than my worked-out, honed self.

"I don't have a strict diet anymore. I eat cake, crisps, sugar-free chocolate and chips if I want to. I can't be bothered to follow a gruelling food plan. I'm a petite person and if I eat relatively healthily I'll stay that way."

Ginger Spice adds, "It's simple really. When I feel under pressure, I do eat cake but I don't punish myself for that like I used to. I just eat more healthily the next day."

Let's hate her. Kidding. Sorta.

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Geri Halliwell Wants An Accidental Pregnancy

Geri Halliwell's Mischievous Bathroom Humor!

Sassy Smith — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 16:39:00 GMT

Nothin' says fun like toilet humor! And who cares if you're 35?! Geri Halliwell doesn't - the former Spice Girl admits that she has a mischievous side and often plays pranks on her friends, talks in accents, and has a penchant for bathroom humor. Oh do tell!

The singer is promoting her new children's book Ugenia Lavender and the Burning Pants and spoke with Britain's The Observer newspaper:

"A lot of people have said that I've got a voice that speaks to children. I think I've got a cultural naivety to me. I'm childish. I have a huge toilet humour - I love talking about poo and wee.

"I also like doing accents. One of my friends works in hotel reservations and I'll ring her up and complain about the suite - sometimes I get her."

And Geri's kiddish ways have rubbed off on Bluebell, her 2-year-old girl. "My daughter Bluebell is a cheeky monkey. What I like about her is she is really confident. She says to my mum - 'That's not lilac, that's purple.'"

Although Ginger Spice is like a big kid at heart, she's hanging up those hotpants and has completed her solo artist career. She wants to concentrate on her writing skills.

Oh poop!

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Maddox and the Bird: A Short Story

Whit Honea — Wed, 21 May 2008 18:21:00 GMT

Time stood still. Maddox eyed the bird. The bird eyed Maddox. There was no need for words.

The boy was not a statue and the bird, he would find other places to poop.

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Pinkeye for Spears and the Federlines: Who Farted on the Pillow?

Whit Honea — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:36:00 GMT

Britney Spears, Kevin Federline and the boys, Sean and Jayden, all have pinkeye. Sadly, this will keep them from doing mushrooms in Vegas.

You see, I was all set to do a "Knocked Up" thing, but another site actually beat me to it. It's weird, I'm not used to other celebrity sites actually being funny, or even trying to be funny for that matter. Kudos TMZ. Don't make a habit of it.

Screw it. I'm doing the video anyway.

Photo: The Bosh