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Myleene Klass is Pushing It

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 13:32:00 GMT

The great thing about writing for FameCrawler (besides the fame, glory and riches) is that I learn about a new celebrity everyday. For example, five minutes ago I had no freakin' idea who Myleene Klass was, and now here I am writing about her!

Klass' Wikipedia page says that she is an "English actress, singer, model, pianist, radio and television presenter" so I guess she's kind of a big deal. Plus I see that she's got a Kitson bag with her so I knew she had to be somebody.

Here she is pushing her daughter Ava after arriving in London from L.A.

I don't have anything else to say about Myleene Klass at the moment, except that in this picture she looks kind of like a cross between Angelina Jolie, Minnie Driver and Octomom. Don't tell me you don't see the resemblance.

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Mariah Carey Is A Pig?

Sassy Smith — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:01:00 GMT

Or something like that. Reportedly Mariah Carey was asked if she would ever duet with JLo and said, "I'd rather be on stage with a pig - a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain't going to happen." Oh, I guess Mariah isn't a pig, it's JLo who is. I can tell you who I think the oinker is and it's not Jennifer.

Now Mariah is on the defensive and saying that the reports of her and Jennifer Lopez feuding are not true and that she [Mariah] insists that the quote did not, would not come from her. Carey tells PEOPLE that the story is, "a complete untruth." Right, we all know Mariah Carey ~~isn't a diva who thinks she's better than everyone else~~ is a lovely person, so down to earth.

She went on to say: "This is just some Internet group and it's pathetic that people actually entertain the thought that this could be real. This is another sad example of two strong women being pit against each other." *Insert eye rolling here*.

Mariah has a new album coming out in the spring, you know, if you care.

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Jennifer Lopez Is Expecting Twins? And She Wants Cashmere For Her Babies!

Sassy Smith — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Expentant mom and singer, Jennifer Lopez is expecting twins?

Rumors have been floating around for a while now about the possibility of JLo and her husband, Marc Anthony, having twins in February, a boy and a girl. Now her rather pricey gift registry at the L.A. baby boutique Petit Tresor may just confirm that very rumor.

According to Rush and Molloy, the baby gift wish list is very expensive (kinda over the top if you ask me) and here's a brief run-down of what's on it:

-$349 cashmere outfit (every baby needs cashmere to puke and poop on right?!), one in pink stripes, one in blue, from Baby CZ.

-$225 Moses baskets

-$65 each: Smushy teddy bears with pink or blue ribbons

-$3,495 for a Balmoral enameled black carriage

-$289 suede play mat (great for when babies spit up...I bet that's easy to clean)

-$560 for a jogging stroller for two

-$429 for double Peg Perego strollers-and she wants two, one in toffee and one in mint

-$22 for the Adiri Natural Nurser (wow only $22 bucks? Cheap isn't she? Ha.)

Lopez is also having three nurseries designed, one for the couple's estate in Bel Air, one for Fisher Island estate and Oyster Baby, says a friend. She's only spending $40,000 to outfit each room, having gilded cribs. The friend says, "She wants them filled with the most chic furniture from Europe and embroidered linens from France." Only the best for JLo and her babies! Wait until the baby (or babies) has a poop that goes up it's little back, all over that cashmere and imported linen! Good Luck Jennifer!

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Britney Spears Is Broke?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:05:00 GMT

Well hell's bells, she must be!

Britster fancied a tacky blue lighter at a gas station, and took it. Without paying for it. I think that's stealing. And apparently Britney thinks so too because she looked into the cameras and said, "I stole something! Oh, I'm bad!"

The manager of the store, Sham Bahia, thought it was funny and just laughed off the incident. Suuuure, let's encourage Spears and her out of control behavior.

He said to Usmagazine.com, "If I see her, I'm going to ask her for the money! She's a thief. I don't know if she wanted the lighter or just wanted to make a story."

However, Spears is being spared (which, hello, if it was me or you, we'd be charged, even for such a small item!) because a photographer went back to the store Saturday and paid for the lighter.

"[The manager] didn't want me to pay for it at first," Shane Partridge told Us. "I told him it was no bother. I just felt like I should, you know?"

Girlfriend must be short on cash right ~~or missing some marbles~~? Sure, it's only a lighter, worth $1.39 (that's not the point though), but what kind of statement is she trying to make? I would think that someone who has lost custody of her boys, would at least try to come off as a decent person. Brit just doesn't care!

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Sam Lutfi, Britney Spears' 'Friend', Subpoenaed By Kevin Federline's Attorney

Sassy Smith — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 16:02:00 GMT

Britney's hanger-on, Sam Lutfi, has been subpoenaed by Kevin Federline's lawyer. He will be questioned in January concerning the Spears/Federline custody case. A source said about Lutfi, "There is nothing to hide." Oh really?

Sam was served earlier this month for a deposition but didn't show for Friday, so it was rescheduled for January. Mark Vincent Kaplan, K'Fed's attorney, said he will seek a court order to ensure Sam shows for the session in the new year. Lufti was served a few months ago but that, apparently didn't go well.

Kaplan said of the November 7 service, "My process server asked if he was Sam Lutfi, he said yes. The subpoena was handed to him, but he wouldn't take it. So it was dropped, literally on him. But if someone refuses to take it in their hand and you drop it at their feet, they are served." Score one for camp Federline.

Kaplan has also issued a statement denying reports that Kevin is seeking more child support. "Every two months, rumors have been raised in the media that Mr. Federline's lawyers are about to go into court to get more money for child support. Persistant questions are again being raised now in the press about the timing of when that will happen. As I've said, I know where to find the courthouse and what to do when I get there. If Mr. Federline had wanted to increase child support, it would be very easy to achieve and would have been requested long before now. There has not been and is not now a request before the court for a modification of child support. Mr. Federline's purpose in bringing this action continues to be one of to be one that is based upon the best interest of the childrens as his highest priority."

There you have it. Can't wait for January and what craziness that will bring.

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Happy 26th Birthday Britney Spears!

Sassy Smith — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 12:01:00 GMT

Gimme some cake ya'll, it's the Britster's 26th Birthday. Who knew that this day back in 1981 would produce one of the best ~~trainwrecks~~ popstars ever?

Britney has had a busy year: divorce issues, custody battles, forgetting to wear panties out in public, shooting videos, numerous Starbucks trips, giving thanks with curse words, in and out of rehab, running red lights and bad driving in general, possibly adopting twins and planning her funeral. Oh and she may be pregnant. The list goes on but I'm tired.

Hopefully Ms. Spears will have just as much fun being 26 as she did being 25! Now blow...out your candles.

Photo source: BritneySpears watch

Hannah Montana 'Nice' And Britney Spears 'Naughty'

Sassy Smith — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 20:02:00 GMT

According to E-Poll Market Research, after conducting a nationwide survery among 1,107 kids, ranging in age from 2-17, wanted to know who they thought would make Santa's list of "naughty" or "nice."

Kids, in their own words said:

Topping Santa's "Nice List:" Hannah Montana was overwhelmingly thought of as the "nicest" celeb among kids between the ages of 2-12. Teenagers between 13-17, thought actress and star of Beowulf, Angelina Jolie was the "nicest" celebrity in 2007.

Oh and guess who topped the "naughty" list? Britney Spears. Now that's a surprise. Both younger and older children ranked her top, followed by Paris Hilton. And, just to put icing on the cake, Britney and Paris beat out Swiper the Fox from Dora the Explorer! They also beat out the Grinch and Darth Vader. The force certainly isn't with Spears and Hilton now is it? Lindsay Lohan and Beyonce also made the "naughty" list (but Britney and Paris beat them too, ha).

Hannah Montana (played by Miley Cyrus) is top for "Barbie" dolls that kids want for the holiday season.

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Britney Spears Is A Thief?

Sassy Smith — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:04:00 GMT

According to eye witnesses at the X-rated Hustler Store in West Hollywood, our favourite poptart, Britney Spears, was seen shopping at 1am. That's not all though!

She reportedly wanted to try on naughty panties in a fitting room, however, the store employees told the trainwreck, "they don't allow people to try on underwear." A source at the shop said, "She was really upset and looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes." Probably because her babies sucked the life outta them since, they're, you know, possessed (According to Brit).

What would most of us gals do in that situation? Hells bells, we'd just strip off in front of other customers and try those dang panties on ya'll! That's exactly what Spears did. As onlookers watched, Brit began trying on underwear in the middle of the store. Apparently she tried on a pair of boyshorts that had "Barely Legal" stitched across the ass. Um, she's what, 25 or 26? I think Barely Legal just doesn't apply in this situation.

Another eyewitness said, “The employees kept saying ‘Don’t change out here!’ She’s just like, ‘Well, I couldn’t take them in the fitting room!’ It was like dealing with a child. The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card.”

To top off her shopping spree, and to show she's mature, she walked up to a mannequin and grabbed the wig off of the head and stole it. Well, she does need some new hair desperately.

Photosource: INFDaily

J-Lo Cancels Gig Due To Pregnancy Issues

Karen — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 15:02:00 GMT

Mom to be Jennifer Lopez cancelled her performance Movies Rock at the Kodak Theatre on Sunday due to unexplained issues with her pregnancy.

J-Lo was rushed to hospital earier this month due to a miscarriage scare. We hope she takes it easy and the rest of her pregnancy is a healthy one.

Britney Spears Look Alikes-Minus The Fug

Sassy Smith — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 23:01:00 GMT

As we all know now, Britney Spears finally got around to shooting her new music video for Piece of Me. There were about 15 Britney doubles on the set, all dressed in black trench coats and blonde bob wigs. Just what we all want right? More Britney. I must say though, they all looked better than the real thing, even the two or three that looked like men.

An on set source said to People, "The paparazzi are following [Britney], so they're dressed alike to trick them. They all go into a club to get away. One [photographer] sneaks in, but Britney, in the end, discovers him." Original and sneaky. I love it.

Photo source: Gossip girls

Piece Of Me Videoshoot-Britney Finally Shows Up In Her Pajamas

Sassy Smith — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:03:00 GMT

Britney Spears finally showed up for the shooting of her music video last night, for her newly released single, Piece of Me, but all is not sunshine and roses.

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Spears was scheduled to do her parts between 12pm and 2pm (which seemed ridiculous of her to think she could do it all in just 2 hours) as she reportedly had wanted to spend time with her sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James. However, sources say, that while it appeared that Spears wanted to put her kids first, she had actually asked K'Fed if he would change the visitation yet again. Federline has been accomodating thus far, but is Fed up (no pun intended) with Spears constantly changing her times with their boys.

Britney showed up at Social Hollywood nightclub, around 8:30pm Tuesday, clad in her pajamas. Sam Lufti was driving her Mercedes. The shoot lasted from about 9pm until 6:30am this morning. The first video sequence was to show Spears wearing a blonde wig (hopefully nicer than her yucky weave) being chased by the paparazzi as she runs to her car. Reportedly, Spears is to die in the video. I'm so excited to see the finished product. By excited, I mean I've got laundry to do.

Photo source: Popsugar

DCFS, Probation & Merry Christmas: Britney's Always Has A Big To Do List

Sassy Smith — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:33:00 GMT

So many Britney Spears issues to discuss and so little time. On a happy (I think?) note, Britney is getting her boys for Christmas. Legal teams for Spears and Federline attended a court hearing to discuss what custody arrangements would be for the holiday season. Britster gets Sean Preston and Jayden James Christmas morning for sure. Los Angeles Superior Court spokesperson Allan Parachini confirmed: “There was extensive discussion and agreement on the visitation over the holiday period. It’s different from the existing [custody] schedule.”

Kevin’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan said, “Kevin thinks it’s absolutely appropriate that they both get to see the kids over the holidays.” Yes because mama is gonna take you boys to Starbucks and get you a cheeseburger from Burger King.

Reports are that both Spears and Federline are currently being investigated by the DCFS regarding their parenting abilities. Shocking! A source said that neither case was "particularly alarming" but that the department has a legal responsibility to investigate all claims. Britney has been investigated twice this year by the same agency, after anonymous tips. As well, her former bodyguard made claims about her questionable behavior around her two young sons. Again, shocking!

Finally, Britney's lawyer attended a hearing at a court in Van Nuys, California concerning Britney's arrest for driving without a valid license. Spears was charged with the misdemeanor after crashing into a parked car in the area in August. The LA City Attorney wants to give her 24 months probation for the offense. I say lock her up ~~and throw the way the key~~! Oh, well, maybe that's a bit harsh. Britney's lawyer said that the City Attorney might be willing to drop the period down to 12 months, but "no misdemeanor violation verdict is satisfactory to me." Me either. B*tch gets away with too much as it is.

Merry Christmas Britney, Merry Christmas.

Photo source: Celebrity gossip

Pregnant Christina Aguilera Still Wears Five Inch Heels & No Plans To Slow Down

Sassy Smith — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:05:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera, 23 months pregnant...naw, I'm just kidding, she's 6 months preggo, it just seems like she's been with child for forever, has her husband, Jordan Bratman worried because she has no plans of slowing down.

A source said, "Jordan was hoping Christina would give herself time to just chill out, but her daily business appointments and meetings are endless. Christina doesn't plan on slowing down just because she is pregnant. Like any pregnant woman she does get tired, but she has told friends she intends to keep going right up until the birth."

Bratman is worried that she's pushing herself too far. The source added, “While Jordan is excited about becoming a dad, he was worried when Christina discovered she was pregnant on tour. He tried desperately to scale down her performances. She said she would feel like a failure if she let her fans down. Jordan shadowed her every move during the last leg of her tour and was so relieved when it was over.”

She's not slowing down or giving up her heels! You go girl! Gotta love a chick who can wear big ass shoes, even when pregnant.

Photo source: osoblog.tv

Panties,The Simpsons and Rehab: The Life Of Britney Spears

Sassy Smith — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 13:04:00 GMT

According to OK! magazine, Britney's family wants her back in rehab. On the bright side, a loyal fan sent Spears 365 pairs of panties and she might be a "Simpson" character!

Let's start with the fun stuff shall we? According to the National Enquirer, an anonymous fan sent the vajayjay flashing poptart a box of panties. Enough for every day of the year! No more yucky crotch shots from Britney, hooray! Well, that is if she actually wears them when going out in public. We can't always get a miracle happenin'.

Spears may soon be appearing in an episode of the popular TV show, The Simpsons. Execs are keen on getting Britney sharing some screen time with Homer Simpon and family. However, they won't be taking any pot-shots at the troubled singer, according to Yeardley Smith, who does the voice of Lisa Simpson. She said, "Britney is ripe for the picking, but we have to do it well-I don't want to be cruel." Aww why not? Oh I'm kidding ~~no I'm not~~.

Britster is reportedly to be spoofed at Bart's school and her famous first video hit "Baby One More Time" will be incorporated. Another source said, "There are talks ongoing and it's hopeful it will happen. The appearance would be a positive one. Never mind what's happening in her private life, Britney is big again." Oh yes she is, ~~a big trainwreck~~.

OK! magazine is reporting that, Britney Spears' family wants her to head back to rehab. Good luck with that. Her behavior keeps spiraling out of control and that has her parents,brother, and younger sister, Jamie Lynn, worried. They apparently tried to hold an impromptu intervention, asking her to give rehab another try. A family friend said, "But she seemed to just thumb her nose at everyone. So they are going to attempt another intervention and hopefully save her from herself." Her family is hoping this time around, it'll work, so Spears can get herself back on track and be able to be a good mother to her two young sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James. Now there's a miracle we'd love to see!

Photo source: Teen Vogue

Soap & Frozen Sperm: Celine Dion Is A Busy Woman

Sassy Smith — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 18:02:00 GMT

Canadian, my heart will go on ~~and we wish you'd just shut it~~ singer, Celine Dion is a busy lady! Soap and sperm takes a lot of work dontcha know?

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Dion made a guest appearance on All My Children on Wednesday November 21st and stole the show. Susan Lucci, better watch out or someone might be a stealin' your job! I think. I dunno. I don't watch that soap, so I really have no insight as to how she actually did. I do have a video for you to watch and then you can see for yourself. She's a great actress though right? Hardly could tell she was reading from a teleprompter! *cough*

Celine will also be launching a year long world tour in February, making stops in Africia, the Middle East, Asia, Australia, New Zealand, Europe and North America. Of course her husband, Angelil and their 6 year old son, Rene Charles will be with her. Since they are so busy, they've got some frozen sperm because they want to make another baby. I suppose the correct terminology is they have "embryos stored" at a clinic in New York, because saying they have "frozen sperm" makes it sound like they've got some secrets in their freezer alongside their icecream. And that my friends, would be creepy.

The couple plan on trying to conceive after the tour ends. Dion said, We'd love that. We'll rest a little bit and then hopefully we can be parents again." Rene Charles is hoping for a sister. Aw, then they could share hair products! That boy has some very pretty, and very long hair. And before you email me, my youngest son has really long hair too and gets called a girl all the time.

Photo source: pocantichohills.org

Britney: Sleeping With The Help Again?

HerBadMother — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 13:03:00 GMT

Is sleeping with one's waiter a step up or down from sleeping with one's bodyguard? From sleeping with one's back-up dancer? With one's drug dealer? Whatever, y'all. Britney doesn't care.

The story is that Brit-Brit has been secretly dating a waiter - Michael Marchand - from one of her fave munch-spots, Mirabella Restaurant in LA. Apparently, she was spotted there the other night, picking him up after the dinner shift. According to Life&Style Magazine, "they were being discreet. Forty-five minutes later, they left the restaurant together. He was charming. He made Britney laugh and looked at her with this secret smile. They left in separate cars.” Apparently, Brit "instantly fell for Michael" when she was at Mirabelle in early November. “Their chemistry was immediate. He’s very turned on by her,” says an insider.

Of course he is. What's not to be turned on by? She's on fire. We'll see how long this goes before she flames out. Again.

Source: Perez

Bloody Hell, I've Gone Mad! Britney Spears Likes To Speak With A Fake British Accent

Sassy Smith — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 16:03:00 GMT

Smashingly dahling! I'd love some bangers and mash!

It seems Ms. Spears has taken to using a fake British accent while conducting "business". It's unclear exactly what business that would be, but apparently she likes speaking in a British accent when out and about.

Britney's friends say that the "pretence" is for her upcoming movie role. Ah ya, what movie role is that? The Nutter Chronicles? However, others that are dealing with Spears are afraid it's just another bizarre behavior on her to do list. That's the one I'm going with too.

Someone who was involved in finalizing a date for Brit's new video shoot, said the fake accent was kind of annoying. "It's very distracting. It seems she is using a British accent when she talks to people outside her circle of friends. One of her people claimed she was studying for a film role," WENN reported the source as saying.

The Britster was supposed to shoot her new video, Piece of Me, on the 16th of this month, but production had been delayed until Nov. 19, and it's now going to take place after Nov 25. The source said, "Location scouts are still trying to find a club in Los Angeles for the shoot. The video is very hush-hush, but I understand it will feature scenes of Britney trying to escape the cluthes of the paparazzi."

Jolly good, I must go have a lie down now because I'm knackered out from all of this Britney talk. She's such a prat.

Photo source: Pacific coast news

It's A Boy For Nicole Richie & Joel Madden!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 21:33:00 GMT

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are having a boy, says her dad, Lionel Richie.

Lionel tells OK! magazine, "Nicole is having a boy. She even has a few names picked out." The baby is due December 31st. Happy New Year!

Nicole and Joel plan to marry sometime in the new year. They recently had a "The Wizard of Oz" themed baby shower and of course Nicole's The Simple Life co-star, Paris Hilton was there. They probably didn't watch Hilton's newly released "bathtub" tape. Not the best idea for a baby shower, though Paris may have wanted to show it since she was confused as to what people do at baby showers.. Kinda tacky dontcha think Paris?

The shower guests were asked to donate all gifts to charity but Nicole and Joel wanted new books so they could start a library for their new son.

Photo source: engagements.ca

Britney's Private Dick

Sassy Smith — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 16:38:00 GMT

Our favourite popwreck has hired herself some good ol' fashioned private investigators to dig the dirt on her ex, Kevin Federline.

Spears wants the investigators to follow K'Fed and prove to the judge, in their on-going custody battle, that he's not the perfect parent he pretends to be. Hmm, well I personally don't know any perfect parent. Britney claims that she has witnessed Kevin getting stoned and drinking in front of the children and her hope is to dig some dirt on him and show it to the judge. Ah huh.

Spears lawyer issued this statement to UsWeekly:

"Ms. Spears hopes that she and Mr. Federline will be able to reach an agreement as to all matters concerning their children. She hopes that by not commenting on court proceedings the media attention in those proceedings will subside, which she requests for the safety and well being of the children."

"Recent aggressive actions by individuals who have followed her and blocked her access, with and without the children, have resulted in her decision to take certain security measures which she hopes will only be necessary temporarily, for the protection of the children. Ms. Spears is grateful for and appreciates the support and well wishes of the many, many people who have extended same. "

You know if Britney put half as much effort into getting her own life turned around as she is into "proving Kevin isn't a perfect parent," then maybe she'd have a shot at getting her kids back. I mean really, what dirt does she expect to find on Federline? Last time I checked, he's boring. Snoresville. Brit can't comprehend the scenerio of trying to get her life back on track because she's got permanent brain freeze from all the Starbucks frapps. Great, now I want a Starbucks.

Photo source: Britneyspearswedding.net

Louis Vuitton Doesn't Like Britney Spears?

Sassy Smith — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 13:01:00 GMT

Or maybe just the fact that Spears, or rather her "people" used a close up of Louis Vuitton fabric in the pink Hummer used in her 2005 video, "Do Something." *Gasp*

The house of Vuitton (oh don't they sound uppity?) won a case against Sony, BMG and MTV Online (Spears was not named in the actual lawsuit), and the video has been banned on European TV stations. LV was awarded 80,000 Euros (um, not sure how much that is in US funds, what do I look like, a conversion chart?) in damages for the unauthorized use of the fabric. Paaaalease! Usually designers want famous people to flaunt their shit. And Brit was a respectable ~~tramp~~ popstar back then! Go figure. Apparently, the tribunal found the director of said video, guilty of "clearly emphasizing the Louis Vuitton brand." Holy! How awful right? Rolling my eyes here.

The producer of the video was also ordered to pay a crap load of money for damages for "tarnishing" Vuitton’s image (Huh? I mean, sure if it was a 2007 Britney video, ya, get upset, but people, this was when she was hot!) and $1,470 per day until the video is removed from the Internet. Have fun with that task.

Photo source: about.com

It's A Boy for Christina Aguilera & Jordan Bratman!

Sassy Smith — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera let it slip that she's having a boy, while speaking to Access Hollywood, as she hosted the nationwide launch for Rock the Vote 2008, Tuesday evening.

Aguilera referred to her unborn child as "him." Add that to being seen buying alot of "blue" baby items, and I'm betting they really are having a son. Plus, she looks like she's carrying a boy. See? I'm a mom and a master sleuth. Moms just know this stuff about other moms! ~~No I'm not crazy~~.

Photo source: Celebrity-gossip

Jennifer Lopez Rushed To Hospital-Possible Miscarriage Scare

Sassy Smith — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:36:00 GMT

Jennifer Lopez was reportedly rushed to the hospital, after finding blood in her urine. She was worried that she was miscarrying.

Last week JLo and Marc Anthony confirmed their pregnancy (duh), to screaming fans, at a concert venue. Jennifer's mother has been concerned for months that her daughter's hectic schedule is taking a toll on the singer. A source has said, "Her mother is constantly on the phone, telling her to calm down. Guadalupe's very no-nonsense and she's told Jennifer that she needs to take some time out of the limelight to enjoy her pregnancy and her baby when he or she arrives."

A friend is also quoted as saying, "She was worried that something bad could happen. She's petrified that something could go wrong with her pregnancy. The hospital visit really shook her up. If she lost the baby, her life would be shattered."

Jennifer and Marc, have been touring North America and she has been ordered to rest by doctors, who want to make sure she and her unborn child are well taken care of and are not in any danger. Hopefully mama and babe are okay!

Photo source: Eonline.com

Shar Jackson & K'Fed Getting Along & Putting The Kids First-Even Britney's

Sassy Smith — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:04:00 GMT

Shar Jackson and Kevin Federline may not be suited for each other in the romance department since they're no longer together but that doesn't mean they don't get along and put their children first.

Jackson and Federline have 2 children together, Kori, 5, and Kaleb, 3 and we all know who else K'Fed has children with. Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, get to spend time with their half siblings and get to bond with them. Both Kevin and Shar think that's important. Shar says that she and Kevin get along great and that she even helps out with Britney's boys. "We definitely make sure the kids all bond together," Jackson told reporters Tuesday night at EA's Launch For The Need For Speed Game in L.A. "I mean, they're siblings, they need each other. We're not together or anything but we're definitely still a family unit," says Jackson, the ex Moesha cast member. You know, I really give them credit, even Federline, for putting the needs of their children first and foremost.

Jackson continues, "Honestly, we're like the best of friends. Obviously, the relationship didn't work out for a reason, and we're cool with that. But we're still a part of each other's lives. And our children get to see two people who aren't together but still have a great relationship, and I think that's really important." Too bad Britney couldn't figure this stuff out.

And Shar gives Kevin alot of credit in the parenting department and says she trusts him completely with their children: "I know he's in a good place," she says, "the kids are in a good place, and I made sure from day one – I told him, 'You make sure you have our children.' "

Jackson said that she and Kevin don't really talk about the "Britney stuff" because it would be a "non-stop" conversation, so they just focus on other, more important things-the kids! At least Sean and Jayden have some stability in their little lives!

Photo source:WireImage

Marco.......Polo, Er, JLo: What Will Marc Anthony & Jennifer Lopez Name Their Offspring?

Sassy Smith — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:02:00 GMT

What oh what will Marc Anthony & JLo name their pending bundle of joy?

Wanna roll the dice and find out? Over at Bodoglife, the odds are that they'll go with "Marco"-4 to one on this one. Here's a run-down of what other names are possibilities:

Maria (5:1)

Antonio (11:2)

Rosario (7:1)

Felipe (8:1)

Lynn (17.2)

Guadalupe (9:1)

Selena (9:1)

Enrique (10:1)

Guillermina (10:1)

Ben (15:1)

Sean (20:1)-Love this name, um, maybe because I have my own Sean? Probably! I hope they have a happy, healthy baby and I hope it looks like JLo. Ha!

Photo source: Newsday

Britney's To Do List: First Up-Get Ass & Hips Sucked Out

Sassy Smith — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 13:03:00 GMT

Britney Spears is a busy girl ya'll. And being a busy girl, I'm sure she has a "to do" or "check list" to refer to, since, well, she's not all that ~~smart~~ organized. Here's a brief run-down of what's top priority on her list:

1. Get ass and hips sucked out, aka, liposuction. Britney reportedly went "house hunting in Las Vegas last weekend and house hunting is code for "surgery". She's also had a minor car wreck and her airbag deployed, which we all know, means, "I had my lips plumped". Check!

2. Make up excuses as to why drug test "failed". Um, ya, that was because I ~~maybe took cocaine~~ drank alot of Starbuck frappaccinos, ~~maybe did some meth~~ ate too much Taco Bell, ~~maybe smoked some crack,~~ sucked back on an asthma inhaler because I wanted to lose weight. Didn't work but check anyway!

3. Move to NYC because, um, they have tall buildings? Britney was apparently looking at a $9 million dollar loft in the West Village so she could perhaps move there and "start over". But there's not enough paparazzi there for her liking, so I highly doubt this would ever happen. Maybe next time she could shoot for the moon. Literally. Check and not doing!

4. Stay in denial about the seriousness of losing permanent custody of children, Sean Preston and Jayden James. Spears' lawyers are concerned that the poptart isn't that fearful that she could actually lose custody of her boys. "They fear that she isn't really worried about the battle. She believes the court is biased in Kevin's favor and is furious she has to undergo drug testing while he doesn't - so she won't play ball," says a source, according to The Sun. "But Britney won't listen and said she doesn't need a shrink." Oh yes, big check mark here!

5. Get a new manager just like mom! Britney got herself a brand new manager for her ~~non exsistant~~ raging hot career. Guess who it is? Her personal gas pumper, make sure the paps don't get too close and Starbucks fetcher, Sami Lufti! You know, the guy ~~she's probably having yucky sex with~~ who is her good friend. Mama Spears also go herself a manager since she's inked a 200 page book, slated to be released just in time for Mother's Day next year. Aww, moms and daughters, who have stabbed each other in the back, all around the world, can basque in this heartwarming story. The book has been described as, ~~how a mom raises a crazy daughter and then writes about her trashy ways to make a big profit~~ "her personal story of raising high-profile children while coming from a low-profile Louisiana community."

6. Team up with X17 & Ebay to raise money for UNICEF. Granted, Britney probably doesn't even know what UNICEF is or stands for, but girl likes to get in on the action. She even signed her cd (the one in the Ebay auction) in permanent marker! Now that's givin' to charity! Last reports, said the bidding was at $7200. Brit said, "I think it's important to give back...to give the fans a chance to bid on something to help children everywhere." That sounds more like something my pet rock would say. I expect things like, "Where's my weave ya'll?" or "I need my smelly brown boots Sam!" to come out of Britney's mouth. Anyway, good deed for the year done, so check!

See? Britney is busy! Don't ever doubt that she's got alot going on. And that's just her top 6 things, she's got more but she forgot what they were. Something about kids but I think it escaped her mind.

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