FameCrawler : popwrecks

Happy 26th Birthday Britney Spears!

Sassy Smith — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 12:01:00 GMT

Gimme some cake ya'll, it's the Britster's 26th Birthday. Who knew that this day back in 1981 would produce one of the best ~~trainwrecks~~ popstars ever?

Britney has had a busy year: divorce issues, custody battles, forgetting to wear panties out in public, shooting videos, numerous Starbucks trips, giving thanks with curse words, in and out of rehab, running red lights and bad driving in general, possibly adopting twins and planning her funeral. Oh and she may be pregnant. The list goes on but I'm tired.

Hopefully Ms. Spears will have just as much fun being 26 as she did being 25! Now blow...out your candles.

Photo source: BritneySpears watch

Hannah Montana 'Nice' And Britney Spears 'Naughty'

Sassy Smith — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 20:02:00 GMT

According to E-Poll Market Research, after conducting a nationwide survery among 1,107 kids, ranging in age from 2-17, wanted to know who they thought would make Santa's list of "naughty" or "nice."

Kids, in their own words said:

Topping Santa's "Nice List:" Hannah Montana was overwhelmingly thought of as the "nicest" celeb among kids between the ages of 2-12. Teenagers between 13-17, thought actress and star of Beowulf, Angelina Jolie was the "nicest" celebrity in 2007.

Oh and guess who topped the "naughty" list? Britney Spears. Now that's a surprise. Both younger and older children ranked her top, followed by Paris Hilton. And, just to put icing on the cake, Britney and Paris beat out Swiper the Fox from Dora the Explorer! They also beat out the Grinch and Darth Vader. The force certainly isn't with Spears and Hilton now is it? Lindsay Lohan and Beyonce also made the "naughty" list (but Britney and Paris beat them too, ha).

Hannah Montana (played by Miley Cyrus) is top for "Barbie" dolls that kids want for the holiday season.

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Britney Spears Look Alikes-Minus The Fug

Sassy Smith — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 23:01:00 GMT

As we all know now, Britney Spears finally got around to shooting her new music video for Piece of Me. There were about 15 Britney doubles on the set, all dressed in black trench coats and blonde bob wigs. Just what we all want right? More Britney. I must say though, they all looked better than the real thing, even the two or three that looked like men.

An on set source said to People, "The paparazzi are following [Britney], so they're dressed alike to trick them. They all go into a club to get away. One [photographer] sneaks in, but Britney, in the end, discovers him." Original and sneaky. I love it.

Photo source: Gossip girls

Panties,The Simpsons and Rehab: The Life Of Britney Spears

Sassy Smith — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 13:04:00 GMT

According to OK! magazine, Britney's family wants her back in rehab. On the bright side, a loyal fan sent Spears 365 pairs of panties and she might be a "Simpson" character!

Let's start with the fun stuff shall we? According to the National Enquirer, an anonymous fan sent the vajayjay flashing poptart a box of panties. Enough for every day of the year! No more yucky crotch shots from Britney, hooray! Well, that is if she actually wears them when going out in public. We can't always get a miracle happenin'.

Spears may soon be appearing in an episode of the popular TV show, The Simpsons. Execs are keen on getting Britney sharing some screen time with Homer Simpon and family. However, they won't be taking any pot-shots at the troubled singer, according to Yeardley Smith, who does the voice of Lisa Simpson. She said, "Britney is ripe for the picking, but we have to do it well-I don't want to be cruel." Aww why not? Oh I'm kidding ~~no I'm not~~.

Britster is reportedly to be spoofed at Bart's school and her famous first video hit "Baby One More Time" will be incorporated. Another source said, "There are talks ongoing and it's hopeful it will happen. The appearance would be a positive one. Never mind what's happening in her private life, Britney is big again." Oh yes she is, ~~a big trainwreck~~.

OK! magazine is reporting that, Britney Spears' family wants her to head back to rehab. Good luck with that. Her behavior keeps spiraling out of control and that has her parents,brother, and younger sister, Jamie Lynn, worried. They apparently tried to hold an impromptu intervention, asking her to give rehab another try. A family friend said, "But she seemed to just thumb her nose at everyone. So they are going to attempt another intervention and hopefully save her from herself." Her family is hoping this time around, it'll work, so Spears can get herself back on track and be able to be a good mother to her two young sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James. Now there's a miracle we'd love to see!

Photo source: Teen Vogue

Britney: Sleeping With The Help Again?

HerBadMother — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 13:03:00 GMT

Is sleeping with one's waiter a step up or down from sleeping with one's bodyguard? From sleeping with one's back-up dancer? With one's drug dealer? Whatever, y'all. Britney doesn't care.

The story is that Brit-Brit has been secretly dating a waiter - Michael Marchand - from one of her fave munch-spots, Mirabella Restaurant in LA. Apparently, she was spotted there the other night, picking him up after the dinner shift. According to Life&Style Magazine, "they were being discreet. Forty-five minutes later, they left the restaurant together. He was charming. He made Britney laugh and looked at her with this secret smile. They left in separate cars.” Apparently, Brit "instantly fell for Michael" when she was at Mirabelle in early November. “Their chemistry was immediate. He’s very turned on by her,” says an insider.

Of course he is. What's not to be turned on by? She's on fire. We'll see how long this goes before she flames out. Again.

Source: Perez

Bloody Hell, I've Gone Mad! Britney Spears Likes To Speak With A Fake British Accent

Sassy Smith — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 16:03:00 GMT

Smashingly dahling! I'd love some bangers and mash!

It seems Ms. Spears has taken to using a fake British accent while conducting "business". It's unclear exactly what business that would be, but apparently she likes speaking in a British accent when out and about.

Britney's friends say that the "pretence" is for her upcoming movie role. Ah ya, what movie role is that? The Nutter Chronicles? However, others that are dealing with Spears are afraid it's just another bizarre behavior on her to do list. That's the one I'm going with too.

Someone who was involved in finalizing a date for Brit's new video shoot, said the fake accent was kind of annoying. "It's very distracting. It seems she is using a British accent when she talks to people outside her circle of friends. One of her people claimed she was studying for a film role," WENN reported the source as saying.

The Britster was supposed to shoot her new video, Piece of Me, on the 16th of this month, but production had been delayed until Nov. 19, and it's now going to take place after Nov 25. The source said, "Location scouts are still trying to find a club in Los Angeles for the shoot. The video is very hush-hush, but I understand it will feature scenes of Britney trying to escape the cluthes of the paparazzi."

Jolly good, I must go have a lie down now because I'm knackered out from all of this Britney talk. She's such a prat.

Photo source: Pacific coast news

Britney's Private Dick

Sassy Smith — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 16:38:00 GMT

Our favourite popwreck has hired herself some good ol' fashioned private investigators to dig the dirt on her ex, Kevin Federline.

Spears wants the investigators to follow K'Fed and prove to the judge, in their on-going custody battle, that he's not the perfect parent he pretends to be. Hmm, well I personally don't know any perfect parent. Britney claims that she has witnessed Kevin getting stoned and drinking in front of the children and her hope is to dig some dirt on him and show it to the judge. Ah huh.

Spears lawyer issued this statement to UsWeekly:

"Ms. Spears hopes that she and Mr. Federline will be able to reach an agreement as to all matters concerning their children. She hopes that by not commenting on court proceedings the media attention in those proceedings will subside, which she requests for the safety and well being of the children."

"Recent aggressive actions by individuals who have followed her and blocked her access, with and without the children, have resulted in her decision to take certain security measures which she hopes will only be necessary temporarily, for the protection of the children. Ms. Spears is grateful for and appreciates the support and well wishes of the many, many people who have extended same. "

You know if Britney put half as much effort into getting her own life turned around as she is into "proving Kevin isn't a perfect parent," then maybe she'd have a shot at getting her kids back. I mean really, what dirt does she expect to find on Federline? Last time I checked, he's boring. Snoresville. Brit can't comprehend the scenerio of trying to get her life back on track because she's got permanent brain freeze from all the Starbucks frapps. Great, now I want a Starbucks.

Photo source: Britneyspearswedding.net

Louis Vuitton Doesn't Like Britney Spears?

Sassy Smith — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 13:01:00 GMT

Or maybe just the fact that Spears, or rather her "people" used a close up of Louis Vuitton fabric in the pink Hummer used in her 2005 video, "Do Something." *Gasp*

The house of Vuitton (oh don't they sound uppity?) won a case against Sony, BMG and MTV Online (Spears was not named in the actual lawsuit), and the video has been banned on European TV stations. LV was awarded 80,000 Euros (um, not sure how much that is in US funds, what do I look like, a conversion chart?) in damages for the unauthorized use of the fabric. Paaaalease! Usually designers want famous people to flaunt their shit. And Brit was a respectable ~~tramp~~ popstar back then! Go figure. Apparently, the tribunal found the director of said video, guilty of "clearly emphasizing the Louis Vuitton brand." Holy! How awful right? Rolling my eyes here.

The producer of the video was also ordered to pay a crap load of money for damages for "tarnishing" Vuitton’s image (Huh? I mean, sure if it was a 2007 Britney video, ya, get upset, but people, this was when she was hot!) and $1,470 per day until the video is removed from the Internet. Have fun with that task.

Photo source: about.com

Shar Jackson & K'Fed Getting Along & Putting The Kids First-Even Britney's

Sassy Smith — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:04:00 GMT

Shar Jackson and Kevin Federline may not be suited for each other in the romance department since they're no longer together but that doesn't mean they don't get along and put their children first.

Jackson and Federline have 2 children together, Kori, 5, and Kaleb, 3 and we all know who else K'Fed has children with. Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, get to spend time with their half siblings and get to bond with them. Both Kevin and Shar think that's important. Shar says that she and Kevin get along great and that she even helps out with Britney's boys. "We definitely make sure the kids all bond together," Jackson told reporters Tuesday night at EA's Launch For The Need For Speed Game in L.A. "I mean, they're siblings, they need each other. We're not together or anything but we're definitely still a family unit," says Jackson, the ex Moesha cast member. You know, I really give them credit, even Federline, for putting the needs of their children first and foremost.

Jackson continues, "Honestly, we're like the best of friends. Obviously, the relationship didn't work out for a reason, and we're cool with that. But we're still a part of each other's lives. And our children get to see two people who aren't together but still have a great relationship, and I think that's really important." Too bad Britney couldn't figure this stuff out.

And Shar gives Kevin alot of credit in the parenting department and says she trusts him completely with their children: "I know he's in a good place," she says, "the kids are in a good place, and I made sure from day one – I told him, 'You make sure you have our children.' "

Jackson said that she and Kevin don't really talk about the "Britney stuff" because it would be a "non-stop" conversation, so they just focus on other, more important things-the kids! At least Sean and Jayden have some stability in their little lives!

Photo source:WireImage

Britney's To Do List: First Up-Get Ass & Hips Sucked Out

Sassy Smith — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 13:03:00 GMT

Britney Spears is a busy girl ya'll. And being a busy girl, I'm sure she has a "to do" or "check list" to refer to, since, well, she's not all that ~~smart~~ organized. Here's a brief run-down of what's top priority on her list:

1. Get ass and hips sucked out, aka, liposuction. Britney reportedly went "house hunting in Las Vegas last weekend and house hunting is code for "surgery". She's also had a minor car wreck and her airbag deployed, which we all know, means, "I had my lips plumped". Check!

2. Make up excuses as to why drug test "failed". Um, ya, that was because I ~~maybe took cocaine~~ drank alot of Starbuck frappaccinos, ~~maybe did some meth~~ ate too much Taco Bell, ~~maybe smoked some crack,~~ sucked back on an asthma inhaler because I wanted to lose weight. Didn't work but check anyway!

3. Move to NYC because, um, they have tall buildings? Britney was apparently looking at a $9 million dollar loft in the West Village so she could perhaps move there and "start over". But there's not enough paparazzi there for her liking, so I highly doubt this would ever happen. Maybe next time she could shoot for the moon. Literally. Check and not doing!

4. Stay in denial about the seriousness of losing permanent custody of children, Sean Preston and Jayden James. Spears' lawyers are concerned that the poptart isn't that fearful that she could actually lose custody of her boys. "They fear that she isn't really worried about the battle. She believes the court is biased in Kevin's favor and is furious she has to undergo drug testing while he doesn't - so she won't play ball," says a source, according to The Sun. "But Britney won't listen and said she doesn't need a shrink." Oh yes, big check mark here!

5. Get a new manager just like mom! Britney got herself a brand new manager for her ~~non exsistant~~ raging hot career. Guess who it is? Her personal gas pumper, make sure the paps don't get too close and Starbucks fetcher, Sami Lufti! You know, the guy ~~she's probably having yucky sex with~~ who is her good friend. Mama Spears also go herself a manager since she's inked a 200 page book, slated to be released just in time for Mother's Day next year. Aww, moms and daughters, who have stabbed each other in the back, all around the world, can basque in this heartwarming story. The book has been described as, ~~how a mom raises a crazy daughter and then writes about her trashy ways to make a big profit~~ "her personal story of raising high-profile children while coming from a low-profile Louisiana community."

6. Team up with X17 & Ebay to raise money for UNICEF. Granted, Britney probably doesn't even know what UNICEF is or stands for, but girl likes to get in on the action. She even signed her cd (the one in the Ebay auction) in permanent marker! Now that's givin' to charity! Last reports, said the bidding was at $7200. Brit said, "I think it's important to give back...to give the fans a chance to bid on something to help children everywhere." That sounds more like something my pet rock would say. I expect things like, "Where's my weave ya'll?" or "I need my smelly brown boots Sam!" to come out of Britney's mouth. Anyway, good deed for the year done, so check!

See? Britney is busy! Don't ever doubt that she's got alot going on. And that's just her top 6 things, she's got more but she forgot what they were. Something about kids but I think it escaped her mind.

Photo source: celebrity gossip

Britney Shopping For Baby Clothes...No She's Not Pregnant- Getting Gifts For Christina Aguilera

Sassy Smith — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 13:04:00 GMT

Britney Spears is a ~~complete mess~~ fashion plate, even when she's out doing some shopping. That hair/weave/ratty nest kills me! I feel all itchy now.

Spears was seen at Bel Bambini, reportedly buying some baby things for Christina Aguilera. Aguilera had sent some baby gifts to Britney when she was expecting, so I guess Spears wanted to do the same. How sweet. However, Brit may want a refund if she finds out what Christina said about her.

Christina thinks Brit should have refrained from partying and clubbing before her MTV Video Music Awards performance to ensure her comeback performance was a success. You mean it wasn't? Oh I'm so naughty!

Aguilera added, "Everyone has their own ways of choosing what's best for them. I have no problem with telling someone, 'Hey, I have to do a show tomorrow. I want to do a good job and be on my game'. Sometimes I wish I could go out to a party or a club and just be able to be free, but there's a consequence with the temptation. You know you'll feel it the next day when you wake up. There are too many things I have to accomplish."

Oh burn! Better keep your receipt Britney!

Photo source: Hollyscoop

Britney Spears-One Of The Best Singers Around-Take A Listen!

Sassy Smith — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 17:05:00 GMT

Britney ~~I need lots of vocal enhancement or I just plain sound like poo~~ Spears, didn't lip sync for once! Wanna hear the awesome audio of her singing in Vegas? Hopefully your ears don't bleed.

AUDIO AFTER THE READ

You will, honestly, be amazed, ~~amazed at how bad she sounds~~. She's one of our singing icons dontcha think? I'm not entirely sure when this was, maybe when she was going on her "mini" tours a few months back, remember those? Wait though, she was lip syncing during those 15 minute "concerts". Hmm, anyway, have a listen. She honestly does sound ~~like shit~~ good.

Did you like the photo I used? It's Britney's wax figure from Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum. I chose that particular photo because I want to make a point, and my point is, that I'm betting that wax statue of Spears would be a better singer than the real thing. Oh snap!

Listen HERE for the audio (caution, your ears might explode from all the badness)

Photo source: PRPhotos

"You're Not A Popstar" Says Britney's Lawyer To The Judge

Sassy Smith — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 23:04:00 GMT

"You're not a popstar" ~~and neither is Britney anymore,ha~~. Now there's some high powered lawyer "talk". That's the statement that Brit's lawyer said to the judge. Ah huh, that's a pretty good argument. Good going bigwig lawyer. No wonder they pay you alot. Britney Spears' lawyer was in court today on her behalf because K'Fed'up's lawyer requested an emergency hearing on his client's behalf. Britney apparently is disregarding more court ordered drug testing and Federline is getting annoyed. Shocking.

Spears has been ordered to do 14 random drug tests but hasn't made it to at least eight of them. Her excuse? Well, there's the whole, "bad cell phone reception" and also, "popstars don't get up at 8am" according to Brit's lawyer, Anne Kiley. Well duh, of course they don't, even if they have young children to look after. Oh. Wait. Brit only gets one over night with her kids. My bad, forgot.

Neither Spears or Federline were in court today. She was probably sleeping or shopping or changing her outfit and he was probably working on his non hip hop career that doesn't bring in any income, therefore he has to get Britney to pay his $120,000 in legal fees. They're both shining stars aren't they? I am, however sad as it is to say, on team Federline, regardless of how pitiful that is. I know, that's shameful but really, look at my options.

No agreement was reached today and both sides will be back in court on Tuesday at noon. The custody agreement stays as is for now with the exception of Britney having to let her lawyer know when she changes her cell phone number, which she allegedly does alot. She changes her number more than she changes her underwear for petesake! Oh. Ya. She doesn't wear any. Scratch that. Anyway, Brit's lawyer will then let Kevin's lawyer know the new cell number and then K'Fed's lawyer lets the drug testing people know, so they in turn can call Britney on her new cell phone number. Dizzy yet?

Photo source: Dlisted

Britney Buys A New Car-Forget The Family Friendly Vehicle, Gimme Gimme A Two Seater Ya'll!!

Sassy Smith — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 16:08:00 GMT

Shortly after attending a court ordered better parenting class, Britney Spears stopped at a local Mercedes dealership to buy a new car! I mean what better way to treat yourself after those pesky parenting classes, then to speed away in a sporty new ride?

Just a couple of days ago, Spears was out shopping and dropped a cool $13,000 on a fancy chandelier. A girl needs her to get her light on! Don't forget my favourite new line, that I totally invented...Brit's like a burned out lightbulb-not too bright! They don't call me 'master of words' and 'she makes up funny lines' for nothin'.

Spears plunked down a mere $200,000 for a SL65 AMG Mercedes, which packs a punch, with a 605 horsepower engine and can do 0-60 in just under 4 seconds. Just what a girl, who runs over people, needs! Vroom Vroom! Oh, now, she did test drive a G wagon, which is a super nice family friendly vehicle, but come on, girlfriend opted for the 2 seater Mercedes instead. I'm sure she's thinking she can strap those sweet babies to the roof all ya'll. Don't you worry Sean and Jayden, mama's gonna drive real slow.

Photo source: sawf.org

Britney Spears & Kevin Federline Are Heading Back To Court

Sassy Smith — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 13:02:00 GMT

Spears and Federline are heading back to court today. Oh the drama just keeps coming! It ~~I love it~~ gets on my nerves.

K'Fed and his lawyers want Britney back in court to argue that she's violating her court appointed drug testing order. Spears can be called at any time for random drug tests and she's allegedly not cooperating. She stalled some tests last time by claiming "poor cell phone reception". Riiiight. Federline's lawyers are going to ask the judge to modify Spears' visitation rights. When will BritBrit get her act together for the sake of her two young sons? Hmm, how much time you got?

Photo source: Dlisted.com

Britney Spears' Possible Miscarriage?

Sassy Smith — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 12:38:00 GMT

Was Britney pregnant with her third child? ~~That she couldn't possibly look after~~.

"Ex friends", who have allegedly come forward with this story, are saying Britney was pregnant and due in January and that she tried to convince Kevin Federline that the child was his.

A source tells The National Enquirer, “Kevin knew Britney was with other men and at the same time having sex with him to try to win him back. He told Britney that he couldn’t forgive her.”

Brit apparently left for Louisiana when she realized there would be no getting back with K'Fed, and that is where she may have miscarried and then started acting erratically. Shortly after, she was in Malibu, checking into Promises Rehab Facility.

Wonder who the father could have been if not Kevin Federline? Hmm, how much time do you have? Let me get some graph paper and a pencil.

Photo Credit: PRPhotos

Britney Spears Lusting After Kim Kardashian?

Sassy Smith — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 11:02:00 GMT

Nothing surprises me anymore about Britney Spears. Now, she apparently wants to get it on with Kim Kardashian?

During a tell all game with some friends, Brit was asked which celeb she'd most like to have sex with and she reportedly said, "I really love Kim's butt, skin and hair. Kim is a real woman. She is a real horny beast." Ah huh.

Kim herself, caused some commotion when her homemade sex tape with former boyfriend Ray-J was released. Maybe Britney should just approach Kim and ask her if she'd be interested in making another homemade sex tape. Wink wink.

Spears has also said she lusts after such celebs as Carmen Electra and Halle Berry, while Brad Pitt and George Clooney are on her list for sexy men. Oh, don't forget, her # 1 hot to trot item, her Cheetos.

Photo Source: Buzznet-88

Britney Ran Over A Cop's Foot-She May Be Charged With Hit & Run

Sassy Smith — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 23:20:00 GMT

Britney Spears ran over an L.A. County Sheriff deputy's foot . Apparently she's not only going for "Mother of the Year" award, she's going for "Super Citizen Award" too. You go girl. Keep reading......

While leaving her custody hearing on October 26th, Britney, in her little ol' pumpkin mobile, was being directed to turn left by a deputy and by turn left, she apparently thought he said, "run over my foot". Dang ya'll, Brit had alot on her mind that day. I mean she changed her clothes 3 times during the hearing. That takes alot out of a popwreck!

The victim has no broken bones, but is getting around on crutches and has been assigned to light duty. Just a week prior, Britney ran over a photog's foot. That's two now. Third times a charm Brit.

A "traffic collision complaint" has been filed by the Sheriff's Dept and the LAPD is currently conducting an "active investigation". Brit could be charged with a hit and run. We know she can wear hot pink tiger stripes well, so she can probably pull off an orange jumpsuit too. Oh ya baby.

Photo Credit: TMZ

Britney's Former Manager is Suing For Commissions Not Paid

Sassy Smith — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 14:01:00 GMT

Britney Spears is being sued by her former manager, Johnny Wright, claiming she hasn't paid commissions owed when she was famous-you know, famous in a good way that is.

Wright Entertainment Group (WEG) managed her until February of 2003 and were to receive commissions until February of 2008 for deals they negotiated on Spears' behalf.

The lawsuit which was filed on Monday, in Florida, alludes to Brit's erratic behavior lately, stating that WEG made a concerted effort to work with "the various business managers hired and fired by Spears."

Erractic behavior? By Britney Spears? Gosh, I hadn't noticed. If you're just sitting around twiddling your fingers, you can go HERE to read the court documents. Rivoting stuff.

I'm sure Brit's lawyers will just handle this stuff, just like they know when she'll see her kids again. No point in bothering herself with all that nonsense.

Photo Source: Judiciary Report

Britney Spears' New Album, Blackout, Expected to Hit No.1

Sassy Smith — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 20:06:00 GMT

Britney's new album Blackout, perfectly titled in my opinion, is expected to hit No. 1.

With it's first day, Tuesday release, Blackout has sold an estimated 124,000 copies. It's slated to be Spears' fifth consecutive number one album, according to Nielson Soundscan data.

Jive/Zomba, Spears' label, expects Blackout to sell between 330,000-350,000 copies next week.

However, even with these projected numbers, Spears' doesn't seem to be capturing her earlier success (gee, wonder why?). Her last album, In the Zone (2003), sold 609,000 in the first week. I'm thinking this is because back then, Britney was actually in the zone and now, she's just zoned out.

Photo Source: Newsday

Could Britney Spears Possibly Be Cheating on Her Drug Tests?

Sassy Smith — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:01:00 GMT

Britney Spears apparently has passed every court ordered drug test thus far, however, there are people popping up out of the woodwork to recount their experiences with her and her alleged drug use.

A musician from LA, Scott Kohler has recently told In Touch magazine, that he witnessed Britney doing cocaine at a party held at her Beverly Hills home on October 19th. This was just two days after she lost custody of her 2 young sons, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1. Hmm, what is she trying to do, compete with Heather Mills for 'Best Mom Evah'? Guess so.

Kohler is quoted as saying, "I watched Britney let a guy do a line of coke off her chest." Again, see? She's classy.

How is Spears passing these drug tests if she's supposedly been seen using drugs? Perhaps someone, is possibly, maybe, kinda, peeing in a cup for her? Makes you wonder.

Photo Credit: Aolcdn.com

Britney Spears' Former Assistance Leaks Photos & More

Sassy Smith — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 12:10:00 GMT

Britney Spears' former assistant, leaked some photos of her and is also saying, "She needs mental help!" Gee, ya think?

Kalie Machado, who briefly worked for Spears' as her assistant has recently told Us Weekly that after Britney and Kevin's breakup, Britney desperately tried to win him back.

“She wanted so badly to have the father of her babies. When Britney thought about Kevin not wanting her, she would bawl,” Machado says. “She would look at Sean and Jayden and say, ‘Where’s your daddy? I need help. Where’s your daddy?’” Does that really sound like ~~crazy~~ Britney? ~~Of course silly~~.

Apparently Britney was obsessed with getting Kevin back. Brit reportedly kept framed photographs of she and K-Fed all over the house: “She would ask, ‘Why did he do this to me? It just made her crazy and depressed.” Yes and BritBrit's behavior is making us all crazy.

Photo Source: Gabby Babble