FameCrawler : pot

K-Fed Is No Longer A Lazy Stoner, Just Lazy

Josh loposer — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 15:00:00 GMT

Britney might hate it when people smog up her concerts, but the father of her children Kevin Federline probably wouldn't mind. Would he?

Unlike fellow rapper Snoop Dogg (just kidding, I wouldn't even think of putting KF in the same league as Snoop), K-Fed is at least trying to pretend that his days of smoking the reefer are over. When asked by reporters about his smoking habits, he told them: "Ya gotta grow up sometime."

OK, props to him for "growing up" at the tender age of 31. I don't buy it necessarily... but hopefully it's true.

It'd probably be a good idea to try and stay chemically unaltered while he's got custody of his and Britney's two boys. Not to mention, bloodshot eyes and a smokey house wouldn't look to good to your ex-in-laws, who come over regularly to baby sit.

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Harry Potter Star Up in Smoke

Whit Honea — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:02:00 GMT

Jamie Waylett, the young actor who plays Vincent Crabbe in the Harry Potter films, has been arrested for pot. They let him slide on the "mustache."

Sure, he's a kid. He's growing up in the public eye and yada, yada, yada. It's just weed. Yes, yes and yes, but check this out. He had nearly $3,000 worth of cannabis in his home. Which is about $2,990 more than any of my friends ever had on them when we were that age. Whatever happened to the dime bag?

Waylett, who has been dubbed "Harry Pothead" in the media, not only had 10 grown plants in his house but hydroponic lights (which the Daily News notes were all located next to his Playstation and DJ decks- I'm pretty sure I knew this guy in college). He was charged with producing the drug and may face up to 14 years in jail.

Crabbe lives with his mom and siblings. How does a parent not notice a field of pot in their kid's room? I couldn't even hide a warm can of beer without getting busted.

I've only got one word for Waylett: Dementors.

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Guess the Celebrity!

Whit Honea — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:46:00 GMT

Who is this celebrity and what the hell are they doing? These are questions a child might ask, but they aren't childish questions.

Take a moment and then click below for your answer (well, one of the answers).

Yes, that is the lovely Liv Tyler hiding under the stairwell. No, I have no idea what she is doing. Playing Harry Potter with Milo? Flirting with the maintenance guy? Smoking pot? Liv, what goes on here?

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Whitney Houston on Celebrity Big Brother?

Karl Erikson — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 11:37:00 GMT

What amazing singer turned Train Wreck of the Century is in talks to appear in the British version of Celebrity Big Brother? That's right, Whitney Houston!

"We're aiming high for the new series. We want top-notch stars, no Z-listers," a source tells the Daily Mail. "We'll be back with a bang in 2009!"

Oh, holy hell. You KNOW I'm watching that shit! Whitney? That is going to be messed UP. Man, I used to have such a crush on Whitney. You know, back in the 80s, when she was still hot and unused. Now I wouldn't touch her with my worst enemy's guggenheimer.

Houston, 45, is the ex of bad boy Bobby Brown and together they have a 15-year-old daughter, Bobbi Kristina. Bobbi is a future crack whore but don't blame her. Look at what she has to work with.

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Pete Doherty Collapses Before Solo Performance

Karl Erikson — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:03:00 GMT

Let's face it, nobody is surprised when Pete Doherty gets in any kind of trouble. Frankly, it's amazing the guy is still breathing. The dude has been arrested for every drug under the sun, driving under the influence, even car theft. He's stolen stuff from his own bandmates. Yeah, you don't want Pete in your house, that's for sure. Hard to believe this guy dated Kate Moss, but then it's not like she's an angel, either.

Doherty, 29 and currently in the band Babyshambles, was supposed to play a solo gig in Austria this weekend. Instead, he collapsed before the performance after a huge drug binge at his promoter's house. Doherty was revived but the asshat refused treatment by the hospital. Instead, he played the show...four hours late.

The really scary thing here is that Doherty has a 5-year-old son, Astile Louis with singer Lisa Moorish. Something tells me little Astile won't have a dad for very long.

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Kate Moss' Barely There Bikini

Naomi Watts Isn't Craving Pineapple

Whit Honea — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:48:00 GMT

New mom and currently pregnant actress Naomi Watts doesn't seem too impressed with the larger than life mugs of Seth Rogen and James Franco. In fact, she looks like she might gag. Is it the pot* or the pineapple? It's hard to tell what turns the tummy.

Of course there is the possibility that she just has a bit of Pinkberry on her thumb. It happens.

Alexander couldn't care less.

*Pineapple Express is a movie dealing with pot (hey, I made a dealing joke!)

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O.J. Simpson Confesses To Murder?!

Sassy Smith — Sun, 11 May 2008 01:58:00 GMT

More people than not believed that O.J. Simpson murdered Nicole Brown Simpson, the mother of his children, and her friend Ron Goldman and now, according to Mike Gilbert, Simpson confessed to doing it!

This from TMZ:

According to a memorabilia dealer's upcoming book, O.J. spilled the juicy details of what happened on the night Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman were murdered.

Mike Gilbert claims that O.J. had smoked pot, took a sleeping pill and was drinking beer when Simpson told him he didn't bring a knife to his ex-wife's apartment on June 12, 1994 -- and that, "If she hadn't opened that door with a knife in her hand ... she'd still be alive."

Gilbert also claims he helped Simpson avoid the murder charges by telling him how to bloat his hands so they wouldn't fit in the infamous Isotoners, according to the AP Simpson's current lawyer said that none of the claims are true and that Gilbert is "a delusional drug addict who needs money."

I wonder how Nicole's children handle all of this? I'm sure they believe their father is completely innocent. Can't wait to see how this plays out!

[TMZ.com]

Beckhams Love Tom Cruise While Oprah Watches

Whit Honea — Tue, 06 May 2008 20:09:00 GMT

There have been rumors printed (mostly here) that the Beckhams and Cruises were no longer chums. That isn't the case. I know this because Oprah proved it. Oprah is like the Chuck Norris of the heart. She gives and shares and if you don't accept it with a smile she'll roundhouse your ass.

Here is the Beckham moment:

Related Posts:

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[via ASL]

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TomCruise.com is NOT a Porn Site

Whit Honea — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:29:00 GMT

It finally happened. TomCruise.com is up and running along Gore's green information highway. It was only a matter of time. The surprise is that the site isn't for the popular Tom Cruise marijuana that all the kids are digging (the sick kids, it's medicinal). Nor is it hawking anti-depressants or selling Xenu readiness packages. That's right, folk(s), it's an official Tom Cruise site featuring nothing but everyone's favorite Maverick. Hell, it doesn't even mention his kids or any of his wives. It's all Tom, all the time.

Now that Tom Cruise knows how to work the internet it's only a matter of time before he's reading FameCrawler. Hi, Tom! I was only kidding about you and Beckham turning business time into business time. Look, we're friends, I'll start the link love. Visit TomCruise.com today. It's official!

[via The Superficial]

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Spying on the Neighbors: 4-30-08

Whit Honea — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:54:00 GMT

Hey, we should really talk about your Miley Cyrus obsession.

More people we don't care about talk about Miley Cyrus and her "topless" photos (Perez Hilton)

Miley's big prank (Junior Celebs)

Brangelina in France (Gossip Girls)

Liam Gallagher and son Lennon (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Lindsay Davenport and son (Celebrity Moms)

Faith Evans and sons (Celebs and Bubs)

Kate Hudson's son crushes on Kelly Ripa (Babyrazzi)

Broderick boys (Jezebel)

Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg performing together (Scanner)

Best of FameCrawler: Week of April 11

Whit Honea — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Bobby Brown: I Was Whitney's Beard

Smoke Tom Cruise, Go Crazy

Woody Harrelson & Owen Wilson Swim Naked?

Tori Spelling's Pregnant Bikini Photo

Heather Mills Sends 8 Pages of Instructions To Hotel for Daughter Bea

Beyonce Bump Buzz

Twin Bumps! Lisa Marie Presley & Angelina Jolie

Tom Cruise: Leaving Katie, Taking Suri?

Heather Mills Nude Pics Finally Surface

Jamie Lynn Spears Goes Postal

Smoke Tom Cruise, Go Crazy

Whit Honea — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:20:00 GMT

Tom Cruise should be flattered, or possibly pissed. I guess it depends on whether or not Scientologists believe in marijauna. I'm going to say yes.

It turns out that there is a new bag of weed in town and it's named after our very own Tommy. It is officially called "Tom Cruise Purple." Tom Cruise because it makes you go crazy and purple because, hey, is that a gay joke? I don't know. Pot smokers are pretty clever, eventually.

The thing is, this isn't a bunch of guys smuggling ganja in their shorts, this is medicinal marijuana, the kind you can buy in vending machines in L.A. (really). That means that someone in the medical community has a) a sense of humor (see stoned) and b) a need for sensitivity training. Sure, Cruise is all that and a bag of chips, mmm, chips, munchies anyone? Where was I?

Oh, Tom Cruise, right. He may be all of that, but he's still a dad that I assume doesn't want drugs glorified or attached to his name. If this was street weed that would be one thing, but to have somone sign paperwork and actually name it after Tom Cruise, that doesn't seem right. Let's hope Tommy is okay with it.

Source: Snarky Gossip

Photo: Celebrity Blend

Spying on the Neighbors: 4-06-08

Whit Honea — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 22:29:00 GMT

Kansas and Memphis? WTF?

Gwen Stefani and family (Just Jared)

Brad Pitt and a bunch of young girls (Perez Hilton)

Tom Cruise marijuana? (Snarky Gossip)

More Gwen Stefani and family (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Tori Spelling pregnant in the park (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

The Black Crowes Smell Like an Elevator

Whit Honea — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 21:20:00 GMT

According to the fine folks at Celebrity Baby Scoop little Ryder Robinson has got things all figured out. On a recent trip to Miami with his mom Kate Hudson (and Owen Wilson?) he was overheard in an elevator- an elevator that smelled of booze and cigarettes, as saying, "It smells like Daddy's concert!"

I'm guessing that the elevator smelled worse than they are letting on. I think there was one key aroma missing and it wasn't patchouli (although I'm sure that is in ample supply as well).

Brad Pitt Smoking Weed With Steve-O?

Karen — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 18:03:00 GMT

Star Magazine is all over Brad Pitt right now. They're claiming that "a source" (insert eye roll here) spotted Pitt smoking a joint with Steve-O (of Jackass fame). They also make Angelina sounds like a total ogre to live with:

“He still smokes,” another insider tells Star “He sneaks cigs behind Angie’s back.” At the Cannes Film Festival in May, “He stayed outside, smoking and drinking,” says a witness. “He looked stressed, like he was trying to get his fill because he had a limited time to enjoy his cigarettes.”

But cigarettes aren’t the only smokes that Brad has enjoyed. A source tells Star he spotted Brad smoking what looked like a joint with Jackass wild man Steve-O on a hot L.A. afternoon. “I couldn’t believe that someone as famous as Brad Pitt would be smoking openly,” the witness says. “But there he was, lighting up a fattie with Steve-O. I was stunned!”

Angie would have been, too. “She doesn’t think Brad should smoke pot or anything else,” an insider tells Star. “She wishes he’d drop all that. A drink once in a while is OK. But that’s it.”

I wouldn't be surprised if the story was true but I love how they inflate it to act as if smoking a cigarette or a joint is a huge deal. Parenting is hard. Parenting under the spotlight is harder, I'm sure. So what if he partakes in a little light up once in a while? It's not like he's doing it in front of the kids.

Britney's Boys on Drugs?

Whit Honea — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:05:00 GMT

Oh, the contact high. I've been to a Dave Matthews concert, I know about such things. Life & Style magazine is reporting that Britney Spears wants her boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline, to be tested for drugs. She thinks K-Fed is smoking pot around them.

Apparently secondhand smoke can be detected by testing a piece of hair (see Britney's shave) and Britney has asked a court-appointed monitor and her legal team about having the tests done.

When I was in college I knew some people that would get their cats stoned by blowing smoke in their ear. Maybe Britney should swab those too- the ears, not the cats.

In other news, how's that rack on Heidi?

Source: Life & Style

Spying on the Neighbors: 12-11-07

Whit Honea — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 21:05:00 GMT

What are those guys up to? This:

Kelly Ripa's night at the museum. (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Tim Burton does Disney. (The Disney Blog)

Michael Vick is going to jail. (Star Offenders)

Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts go to war. (Just Jared)

Russell Simmons landed on his feet. (Gabsmash)

Jenny McCarthy supports LA Kids Magazine. (Celebrity Moms)

Being Patient with Jeff Tweedy

Whit Honea — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 19:37:00 GMT

Jeff Tweedy of Wilco is widely considered a musical genius, so you know the guy has demons. Aren't they par for the course? In a recent interview he talked about dealing with addiction and fame while trying to maintain some semblance of normal family life:

"You know, it's something that's very hard for me to admit, but for that matter I'm sure I wasn't my best for a lot of years with my kids. I think I've always tried hard to be a good dad, but there is no way to live up to your potential when you're dealing with addiction or those things. This is a different reality for them than other children. They have a father that is somewhat in the public eye, it's not like Madonna, living in a bubble. But I just have to deal with it.

"...Spencer is 11, and awhile back, he said 'I just read on Wikipedia that you started smoking pot when you quit drinking in nineteen-whatever. That makes me so mad. Wikipedia is always so wrong. It's just like, so stupid.' And I had to take him aside and say 'Spencer, I didn't think I was going to have to have this discussion with you at this age, because it is not something that has really entered your world, but I don't want to lie to you. That Wikipedia thing, there are probably a lot of wrong things on there, but that is not one of them. That happened.'"

That's got to be tough. It's hard enough trying to be a good parent without the world airing your dirty laundry for you. That's why I'm glad my kids can't read.

It's 4:20, Time for a Post with the Word 'Stone' in It (Sharon that is)

Whit Honea — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:20:00 GMT

Sharon Stone and her son may have conspired on matching coiffures, but I'd have to give the nod to the kid. He's pulling it off in spades. I'm guessing the smile takes it up a notch.

I wonder if he's laughing at Mommy. She seems to be having a bit of trouble pushing the stroller around. Or maybe he just likes having his picture taken.

Photo: Jezebel

Britney Spears Looks Like This

Whit Honea — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 18:36:00 GMT

Britney Spears is looking a bit beat. Of course, by beat I mean high. Sure, we all take bad pictures- especially when our weave is askew and we just pulled a monster bong hit. I'm just guessing about one of those factors, but let me go on record as saying I know nothing about weaves.

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Weeds Gets a 4th Season, Mary-Louise Parker Says She Wouldn't Hang with Her Character

Karen — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 19:02:00 GMT

Showtime just approved Weeds for a 4th season and this author could not be more thrilled. I don't get Showtime but as soon as those DVD's hit the video store, I snatch them up, grab an iced coffee and watch the whole season in one evening. The show is that good.

The lead is Nancy Botwin, (played by Mary-Louise Parker), a windowed suburban mom who has turned to dealing pot to fund the lifestyle she and her kids are accustomed too. “People are always asking me if being a mother informs the role which is ridiculous,” she said. “I mean, I hope not.” She considers Nancy “pretty shallow and not all that smart, but tough”. “I wouldn’t hang out with her,” she added. “She’s very volatile. She’s like a child reacting — you get her at a wrong moment and she won’t think, ‘Oh, well, maybe I shouldn’t do that’.”

Parker recently made headlines when she adopted a daughter from Africa, who is a sister to her 3 year old son Will.

Babble Talk: Jessica Seinfeld is a Sneaky Cook

Whit Honea — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 18:38:00 GMT

Jessica Seinfeld was interviewed by Gwynne Watkins for Babble regarding her new book Deceptively Delicious. The wife of Jerry Seinfeld talks about sneaking food that is good for you into food that tastes good. You know, sneaky shit. Those picky kids need to eat something healthy.

For instance, she puts vegetables in brownies. We used to do that to. Pot is a vegetable, right?

I won't even talk about mushrooms on pizza.

Hey, whatever it takes. It's got to be better than gnawing on lead toys or eating aqua dots. I won't even go into bindeez. Whatever happened to good old spinach dip and potato salad? That's like vegetables. Don't kids eat anything besides junk and recalled toys?

Angelina Says: Keep Your Pot, I Like(d) the Hard Stuff Better

BadKitty — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 17:04:00 GMT

I'll say this for Skinny Minnie Angelina: She's a candid one. Angie openly admits to drug experimentation -- she's done literally everything, including coke, heroin and ecstasy. She even did LSD before a trip to Disney, which sounds like a dirty trick you'd play on a frenemy.

Of course, it wouldn't be Angelina if she didn't come up with something contrary to conventional wisdom. Out of all the drugs she's done -- and again, she's done everything -- what does she disavow? Pot.

Yes, she disses sweetleaf! Because it makes her giggly, and apparently that is the one thing that Angie doesn't do. How, I ask you, did someone kinky and wild enough to wear blood get to be such a stuck up prude?

Seriously, this is why I'm Team Aniston. You know Jen would be totally cool at a concert if someone passes her a spliff. Shoot, you know Jen is cool enough to bring her own. Wait, you did know that, right?

Source: TeenHollywood

Wake and Bake! Wyatt Crow is Meeting Willie Nelson

Whit Honea — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 11:02:00 GMT

Wyatt Crow was introduced by his mom, Sheryl, to music legend Willie Nelson while in Chicago.

I can't wait to see more pictures of the friends, something tells me that in 20 years Willie will look exactly the same. I think pot has preservatives in it.