Sarah Silverman to be a Foul-Mouthed Mother

Whit Honea — Mon, 05 May 2008 17:56:00 GMT

Sarah Silverman loves Jimmy Kimmel, but she has no plans to marry him. "I don't want the government involved in our love," she tells People. "When my friends get married I think it's romantic, I cry, whatever, but it's not for me."

What about kids? Will her lady parts be used for anything other than one-liners and Matt Damon visits?

"I might adopt, but we're going to wait. If you're going to have kids, you need to have time to give them undivided attention."

I can't believe that I just wrote a whole post on Sarah Silverman and the only person that mentioned her vagina was me.

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Julia Roberts Speaks About Her Golden Globe Nomination and Going Potty

Karen — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 17:10:00 GMT

Julia Roberts was recently nominated for a Golden Globe for her role in Charlie Wilson's War, where she co-stars with Tom Hanks and Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

"Usually the triumph of my day is everybody making it to the potty," she told Matt Lauer on the Today show this morning. "So yes, I think it's thrilling."

Roberts speaks highly of her co-stars: "Both of them are great. Philip is – he just kind of blows my mind a little bit. …Tom is probably the most honest person on screen and off screen that I've ever spent time with acting wise, he's just amazing."

On her 3 year old twins & Christmas: "just starting to figure out Christmas and the specific holiday."

On holiday traditions she will be passing down to the twins and 6 month old Henry: "It's a good food holiday in our house. So, I think, you know, the baking we do, the cookies with the icing."

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Sarah Silverman to be a Foul-Mouthed Mother

Julia Roberts Speaks About Her Golden Globe Nomination and Going Potty