Sarah Silverman: The Great Schlep Video

Whit Honea — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:51:00 GMT

Sarah Silverman used to grace these pages a bit more when she was the subject of pregnancy speculation by one Jimmy Kimmel (or Matt Damon). Then she and Kimmel broke-up and the speculation ended. Then she and Damon stopped f*@%ing, and Silverman rode off into the FameCrawler sunset. Or so we thought.

She has a new video and it doesn't involve her being a celebrity parent. It involves her being a celebrity grandkid. Sure, we'll roll with it (because it's funny).

The video is very ~~liberal~~ progressive and will probably offend someone, which I'm sure will make Silverman quite happy. Every time she pisses someone off she gets a dollar. That's a good deal, especially for her.

Here's Sarah Silverman and The Great Schlep Video (NSFWish):

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Tori Spelling: Potties Are Not Just For Pee-Pee

HerBadMother — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 14:30:00 GMT

Tell me that this bit of information shocks you: Tori Spelling is proud of her potty mouth. In fact, she thinks it's cute. So cute that she sees no reason to stop swearing in front of her children.

She says that she freely drops F-bombs around her son because—get this—she’s so damn cute when she curses.

"I'm kind of a little girl potty mouth because I say it with such vulnerability. I don't have to censor myself in front of my son, it's not that bad."

Ooooh, I see. Saying F*CK vulnerably is perfectly acceptable. So, when her toddler starts telling the nanny to f*ck the f*ck off, that'll be okay, because it's cute and vulnerable, yanno?

What a complete and total asshat she is, seriously.

(Also, Tori Spelling Delusion Watch: currently, she believes herself to be 1) a MILF, 2) a gay icon, and 3) cute and vulnerable. What's next? My bet: 4) really good at math but also sexy.)

(GAG.)

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Sarah Silverman: The Great Schlep Video

Tori Spelling: Potties Are Not Just For Pee-Pee