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Disney "Teens" Banned from Thanksgiving

Whit Honea — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:33:00 GMT

Man, talk about a bunch of turkeys. A popular group of "teens" from the house of mouse have gone the way of Vanessa Anne Hudgens and Miley Cyrus and acted inappropriately. Yes, there was talk of nakedness.

The most surprising aspect of this story? The fact that the "teen" in question is actually 25. Who knew?

Find out who we're talking about and what holiday treat they'll be missing at Strollerderby!

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How to Pimp Your Kids and Connections: Meet the Jaggerettes

Whit Honea — Wed, 21 May 2008 17:01:00 GMT

Miley who? Guess how old these granddaughters of Rolling Stone Mick Jagger are!

That's Jade Jagger in the middle. She's the daughter of Mick. She created a diamond-encrusted ice pick called the Jagger Dagger. Really. To make a long story short she's doing some promotional party hosting for a vodka company and trying to find a buyer for the pick ($250,000). She takes her daughters Amba and Assisi with her during the PR events.

Amba and Assisi (Ass is I? That's going to be rough) are 12 and 15, respectively. Why aren't these girls on Disney or Nickelodeon? They smell like rehab already! Jade needs to sell that Jagger Dagger to pay for the trouble one, or both, of these girls will be causing in the near future, possibly later today.

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Disney's Selena Gomez Has Big Shoes to Fill

Whit Honea — Mon, 19 May 2008 15:28:00 GMT

Selena Gomez has been all but crowned the next 'it' teen for Disney. This is a long and impressive list, and it is also a very checkered one.

Remember when it was generally accepted that Christina Aguilera was the bad one and that Britney Spears was golden? Time is funny, isn't it? The thing is, the press loves to make a big deal about the troubles of the Disney teen idol (the girls that is, you don't hear anything about Justin Timberlake or Zac Efron- apparently gender is funny, too), but for every Lindsay Lohan spreading stank in her wake there is a Hilary Duff working hard and doing it right. For every Vanessa Anne Hudgens there is an Anne Hathaway.

The most recent young lady to sit the throne, Miley Cyrus, is in a bit of PR spin, but let's be frank, she hasn't done anything wrong. She isn't doing drugs or endangering small children. Sure, there have been pictures released that may cast question on her judgment, but hey, she wasn't nude. She's just a teenager doing teenage stuff, but unlike most kids she's filthy rich and living under a microscope. It's hard to believe the commotion a few artsy photos caused when one channel over an equally young teenage star is about ready to have a baby. Isn't that a bit more scandalous?

So, the question is, will Miss Gomez be pregnant and in rehab before sweeps week or will she be able to stay the path despite the lures and pitfalls it offers?

Her parents swear she'll be okay, and like other well-meaning showbiz parents before them are putting themselves in the position to either protect their daughter or make total asses of themselves. Hey, it happens.

According to People, Selena's mother Mandy Teefey claims that she (along with Selena's dad) will keep her daughter out of trouble. For instance, she has a midnight curfew (or earlier) and never attends events without a parent. She is also held accountable with duties around the house. Says Teefey, "If she cooks, I clean. If I cook, she cleans. She has to help feed the dogs. There are really no set chores. We just all pitch in when needed."

We hear this talk from parents all the time. I hope they manage to avoid the trappings of the limelight and don't go the way of the Lohans. I really don't want to be searching for this post in 8 months as a reference to the calm before the storm.

Good luck, Selena, to you and your family.

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Britney's Darkest Family Secrets: Depression, Suicide and Lost Babies

HerBadMother — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 20:03:00 GMT

The most recent pile of skeletons to fall out of the Spears' family closet is so disturbing as to make one fervently wish that history doesn't repeat itself. Britney may be careening down the tracks of repeated trainwrecks, but it seems that her personal tragedies (struggling for custody of kids, fighting drug-use accusations, battling a declining career) haven't yet reached the depths of tragedy reached by Spears' of earlier generations.

According to an upcoming edition of Us Weekly (the same edition trumpeting the more salacious stories about Britney losing her virginity at age 14), Britney's grandmother Emma Jean Spears suffered from depression and committed suicide. She is said to have shot herself at her 3-day old daughter's grave after losing the infant when Jamie Britney's father) was just a child. Emma jean was just 31 years old, and had reportedly attempted suicide a few times before.

That's a terrible, terrible, terrible thing. More terrible when one considers that clinical depression can become a legacy in families, passed down between generations.

Makes one sorta want to reconsider that 'Prayers For Britney' thing that was too easy to make fun of the other day.

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Britney Spears Had Sex With Justin Timberlake! In Related News, Pop Stars Make Lousy Virgins!

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 14:35:00 GMT

Shocking news - Britney Spears told Justin Timberlake to Gimme More, and he did! Us Magazine's new cover story on Spears, while covering some tragic aspects about the singer's life, claims to reveal some shocking news: that Spears' "virginal" image was a PR blitz, and that she and Timberlake were intimate from the beginning of their relationship. Uh...duh?

Are you kidding me? Did anyone actually believe Spears was as squeaky-clean as she (or her PR team) claimed back then, writhing around in the video for "Hit Me Baby One More Time" while wearing a Catholic school girl uniform that barely covered her ass? The article goes on to say that Spears lost her virginity at 14 to boyfriend Reg Jones, which, while none of our business, is also not surprising considering what we've learned about her upbringing.

Breaking news to come: Britney Spears May Have Had 'Relations' With Kevin Federline!