How to Pimp Your Kids and Connections: Meet the Jaggerettes

Whit Honea — Wed, 21 May 2008 17:01:00 GMT

Miley who? Guess how old these granddaughters of Rolling Stone Mick Jagger are!

That's Jade Jagger in the middle. She's the daughter of Mick. She created a diamond-encrusted ice pick called the Jagger Dagger. Really. To make a long story short she's doing some promotional party hosting for a vodka company and trying to find a buyer for the pick ($250,000). She takes her daughters Amba and Assisi with her during the PR events.

Amba and Assisi (Ass is I? That's going to be rough) are 12 and 15, respectively. Why aren't these girls on Disney or Nickelodeon? They smell like rehab already! Jade needs to sell that Jagger Dagger to pay for the trouble one, or both, of these girls will be causing in the near future, possibly later today.

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Lori Loughlin Moms It Up on New 90210

Whit Honea — Mon, 19 May 2008 21:00:00 GMT

The promo is out for the new version of 90210. Lori Loughlin will be speeding up her mom-o-meter, as her real life children are about half the age of what her television kids will be- because Beverly Hills moms have to be young and hot, duh.

The point is that the new spin on the old show, complete with some tagline about if you live in the zip you gotta live by the code, will be coming soon to the CW, and wow, what a piece of crap. Granted, I can't claim to have been a fan of the original, but please tell me that it wasn't this bad.

At least the stars in this promo look like actual teenagers, so there's that.

Enjoy:

FameCrawler : promo

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