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"The Picture Tom Cruise Doesn't Want You to See" - Get Yer Angry Baldy Right Here, Folks

HerBadMother — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 16:23:00 GMT

That picture that Tom Cruise doesn't want you to see? The story is that the diminutive Scientologist and the producers of the Ben Stiller movie (Tropic Thunder) in which he appears just don't want the 'surprise' cameo ruined for fans. Which, whatever. If there's really anybody out there who would get a big thrill out of seeing a fat, balding Tom appear unexpectedly in a Ben Stiller movie, I doubt that they're going to be put off by a little spoiler or two. You'd have to be a die-hard Tomophile to get off on the combination of Tom, prosthetics and Ben Stiller. Really.

My guess? The producers of the Ben Stiller movie orchestrated the dissemination of those photos to drum up press for the movie - because, really, how many Ben Stiller movies have done boffo box office recently? (how many Tom Cruise movies have done boffo box office recently?) - and Tom's just choked because a) his 'serious' movie is a flop and he's still stinging from that, b) he looks like a right idiot, and c) put those two things together and you have the perfect recipe for a Scientologist hissy fit.

Get a good look at the picture and get your giggles in while you can; the deputies of Xenu will make us take it down soon.

Photo source: Just Jared

Sir Paul McCartney Worried That Mills' TV Tirades Will Harm Daughter, Beatrice

Sassy Smith — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 14:02:00 GMT

Sir Paul McCartney's ex, Heather Mills has been running her mouth lately and Macca is worried about how this will affect their young daughter, Beatrice.

Friends of McCartney are supporting him and letting the public know that he is not the kind of person that Mills is making him out to be.

"People will see what he had to put up with. Paul has too much dignity to respond to her claims," The Sun quoted the pal, as saying.

"His biggest fear is that Heather's comments will harm Beatrice. What she has said is not healthy for anyone and in particular their daughter."

Macca's cousin, Kate Robbins, is not happy with the things that Mills has been saying in the media.

"I'm livid about what she has said. Paul adores Beatrice, he is a fabulous father," She said.

"Stella is a lovely person. She is kind, generous and absolutely peaceful."

Kate has also called Heather a liar for her statements about Macca not doing charitable work.

"She's a liar. If you knew how much he gives to different charities you would be gobsmacked," Robbins said.

Vanessa Lloyd Platt, a celebrity divorce lawyer, warned that Mills' public tirades, could possibly result in Mills losing custody of daughter, Beatrice.

"Paul's team could get psychologists and psychiatrists to look at her demeanor and ask, 'Is she able to look after Beatrice?'" Platt said.

"What harm has she potentially done to Beatrice? Those are the kind of questions the judge will be asking.

I'm sure Heather Mills will keep flappin' her gums, so it's probably just a matter of time before she could possibly lose custody of her daughter. We definately won't be shocked if that does happen.

Photo Source: NYMag.com

Sarah Ferguson Tells Heather Mills to Sh*t or Get Off the Pot, or Something Like That

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 13:05:00 GMT

Brit Chick Fight! Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York, has some harsh words for Heather Mills, estranged wife of Paul McCartney. Ferguson has been the target of unflattering coverage by the British press herself, but has no sympathy for Mills and her battle with the media. "... If you are on the public stage, it’s your public stage...if you don’t want to accept it, get off it.” You go, girl. Looks like those measly Weight Watchers meals have got you good and cranky.

Mills went on a weepy public tirade against the British press this week on talk shows here and in London. In them she accused McCartney's daughter Stella for the breakup of her marriage and pointed her finger at the media for driving her to consider suicide. She was just about to put the blame for global warming on Ringo Starr before they cut the raging chick's mike off.