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Sarah Palin's Adult Film - Part Deux, Oh Geez

Josh loposer — Fri, 29 May 2009 21:02:00 GMT

What's a down-home, Alaskan hockey mom to do when she becomes the subject of not one, but (at least) two porno movies featuring a look-a-like? More importantly for Sarah Palin, how does her family deal with it?

With two of Sarah's daughters in public school -- Willow, 14, and Piper, 8 -- you've got to know they are the butt of some Nailin' Palin jokes. Not to mention, other parents joking behind your back at the PTA meetings and hockey games. Once you become a national public figure, your whole family just has to develop thick skin to this type of thing.

The second installment of the Nailin' Palin series, entitled Hollywood is Nailin' Palin is set debut later this year -- going straight to DVD of course. Once again, adult star Lisa Ann will play the part of Alaska's conservative governor. The story of Hollywood is Nailin' Palin however, manages to be tons more creative and celebrity savvy.

Allegedly, the plot picks up just after the governor's bid for the Vice Presidency. After her defeat, she decides to try her luck in Hollywood where she meets (and more, I'm assuming) stars like David Hasselhoff and Samantha Ronson on her way to stardom, including her own reality show America's Top Governor. Ha!

I love the way Hustler stamped the words "this is a parody," just in case anyone got confused and thought Sarah Palin actually participated in the production.

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Playboy Pinup Shauna Sand Lets It All Hang Out

Sassy Smith — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 13:07:00 GMT

One of our favorite celebrity trainwreck mommies, former Playboy Bunny Shauna Sand is busting out of her bikini (as usual!). And honestly, if you look closely at her "bikini" it looks more like a bra and panty set. But that's Shauna - classy and modest.

More class after the jump!

Shauna and her flavor of the month were relaxing beachside in Miami on Friday. Let's hope she doesn't trip in the sand with those stripper shoes on.

You know what I also hope? I hope Shauna's three daughters have an aunt, an older cousin, a grandmother, a neighbor, hell, the mailman - someone who can give them a better sense of fashion than their mother gives.

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Megan Fox is a Step MILF in Waiting

Whit Honea — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:32:00 GMT

Megan Fox and her soon-to-be stepson Kassius, age six, recently spent some time together.

Any guesses as to whose house will be the most popular for sleep overs?

Seriously. PTA's everywhere are biting at the bit to be up in arms.

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Fashion: Shauna Sand Ditches Her Stripper Shoes

Sassy Smith — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 17:03:00 GMT

Shauna Sand normally wears clothing that is extremely inappropriate and of course she's never without her Lucite heels or as I like to call them, her stripper shoes (no offense to strippers). Well, miracles do happen people, because she ditched the tacky shoes and actually wore a normal looking outfit! Her jeans are cute and although I'm not crazy about her shirt, it's a big improvement, big.

More pics after the jump!

Shauna treated her daughters to lunch at the Ivy in Beverly Hills on Monday afternoon. Maybe her girls have been begging their mom not to embarrass them with her streetwalker fashion and she's taken their advice! Let's hope this look continues! Now, if only she could walk away from the orange self-tanner look. But baby steps, baby steps.

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Sassy Smith — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:04:00 GMT

Hey, I'm all for moms getting out and letting loose, but by loose, I don't mean 'looking like a trashy hooker.' Shauna Sand says she only goes out when her ex husband Lorenzo Lamas has their three daughters, but on this particular night, she "needed" to get out for a bit. She put on her best bra and panties (as her outfit) and some sort of see-through, super sheer (why bother with it?) shirt/dress and asked her neighbour to come over and watch her girls while she went out and made an ass (no pun) out of herself.

Photo & Video after the jump!

I don't even know what to say. She's a trainwreck and the troll living under the bridge has more class than this chick. I seriously feel sorry for her daughters.

When the pap asks her if her daughters like the way she dresses, she answers, "ya." Although she says she doesn't pick her kids up at school dressed like that. Oh good. I'm rolling my eyes. HARD. Video HERE.

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Shauna Sand - Stripper On The Beach - Photos

Sassy Smith — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 11:06:00 GMT

Sure, it's perfectly acceptable for women (even women who are moms!) to sport a bikini while on the beach. However, Shauna Sand still manages to look completely trashy while wearing a two-piece - perhaps it's the Lucite hooker/stripper shoes that she's sporting? Her daughter is adorable and I pray that she (and her two sisters) have another female (oh hell, male for that matter) family member who they can get fashion advice from. I'm afraid their mother is in no position to do so.

More photos after the jump!

Enjoy the photos - uh, I think?

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Sassy Smith — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 12:03:00 GMT

Her poor daughters. I hope they have an auntie or family friend that they can turn to for fashion advice because clearly, they won't get much from their mother - at least not any good fashion advice. Shauna Sand was spotted out, getting her nails done - yes in that outfit - and then later made an appearance outside of Foxtail in West Hollywood. I have no idea what she was doing there but perhaps the corner of Main Street was taken.

More classiness after the jump (slighty NSFW)!

For serious, why does she dress like this IN.PUBLIC.? And whhhaaaat is she doing in those photos? Taking off her bottoms? Ya, because clearly SHE'S WEARING TOO MANY CLOTHES. I have no more words....what else is there to say?

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Shauna Sand - Bikini'd Mama!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:38:00 GMT

Shauna Sand, 36, is one of the classiest moms around! Wait - I think I'm confusing her with Pammie Anderson. Anyway, she was strutting her stuff at a Miami pool - her bikini looks small. Doesn't it? And wow, that's a big...uh, hat.

More pics after the jump!

Shauna has three daughters that she'll someday be passing her clothes down to. Fantastic! Love her ~~hooker~~ shoes.

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What Does Shauna Sand Know About Reality?

Whit Honea — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:09:00 GMT

It's hard to believe that Shauna Sand is really the mother to these three girls. Actually, the hard part is just believing that Shauna Sand is real. She looks like something Gary and Wyatt would create in the bedroom.

To Sand's credit, her girls look like normal kids and not at all hootchied up, which to be honest, is refreshing and surprising. What's not surprising is that there may be a reality show in the works about Shauna and her life. It would supposedly focus on Sand and her on again/off again husband and their tale of falling back in love, or as we used to call it, sex.

It doesn't sound like the kids would be a big part of the show, which I'm sure is a big relief to Denise Richards.

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What Every PTA Mom Should Look Like - Stripper Shoes & All

Sassy Smith — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:41:00 GMT

I've mentioned before that every mom should dress like Shauna Sand. PTA meetings would never be the same! I bet more dads would join school committees and become super active at the school. Now I'm assuming Shauna is on the PTA - I could be wrong. She however, totally seems like the type to be involved with her daughters' school. Sand, her husband and daughters were spotted out, shopping and posing on the street.

More photos after the jump!

Shauna went for a more classic black ~~stripper~~ shoe as opposed to her regular 'crystal' lucite shoes. The black dress is totally appropriate for street walking. Good choice Shauna! Her daughters are adorable and I hope they learn their makeup techniques from someone other than their mother. Just sayin'.

Seriously though, if Shauna Sand gets a reality show, I'm totally watching.

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Sassy Smith — Mon, 19 May 2008 16:40:00 GMT

Shauna Sand is a vision of how a mom should dress. I mean PTA meetings would be more fun if all moms showed up in hot pink leopard mini dresses and hooker shoes. Oh wait - Shauna wasn't at a school function. Surprise!

She was at a nightclub Saturday night - Foxtail - which I think is a very appropriate establishment for Sand to visit. Hey all moms need to ~~trash it up~~ get out and have some fun right?

It's nice that Shauna treats herself once in awhile.

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Liam Gallagher, I Want You for Our PTA

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:05:00 GMT

In case you're feeling smug just because you made a platter of brownies for the school bake sale: Liam Gallagher, frontman for the band Oasis, finds time in his busy schedule to teach music at the school where son Gene, 6, is a student. “Liam’s spending loads of time in the school. He does the school run and often pops in and teaches the kids some music skills...He’s often in the music room playing on the instruments with the kids."

“Some of the kids are a bit too young to really understand who he is. He’s just another dad to a lot of them - they don’t know how lucky they are. He’s spending more time in the classroom now than he did as a kid.

This gives me an idea. The guy from Jackass is a parent at my daughter's school. Maybe he can pop in and teach the kids how to skateboard off the garage, or set their underwear on fire.

Jon Bon Jovi is Devilishly...Domestic

BadKitty — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:07:00 GMT

Jon Bon Jovi has tasted many a forbidden fruit. After 25 years as the one of New Jersey's proudest exports, aka one of the biggest bands evah, pretty much everything has been presented to him on a silver platter.

Like, in the 8th grade he was scoring all the local quality cougar action, in front of his mom. And doing drugs. Shit, who gave him the drugs, his mom? What was she doing while he was doing the Ladies of the PTA?

He's left that all behind him now, and has a lot of focus on his kids and perfecting his "dad voice." His main vice seems to be an over dependence on hair product.

And he wonders why no one thinks of him as a rocker any more. Yeah, I don't know either. Eye roll.

Source: People Magazine