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Bruce Willis Is Off the Market

trix — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 20:04:00 GMT

What did you do this weekend? I didn't get invited to Bruce Willis' wedding, did you? I didn't think so.

For the lucky few that did get invited, it was a tropical getaway. The ceremony took place on Parrot Cay, in Turks and Caicos. I guess Bruce owns a home there, lucky duck.

Of course Demi and Ashton attended the wedding as well as the girls, Rumer, Scout and Tahllula.

Bruce's bride Emma Heming is a knockout, good job Bruce, I hope you have better luck with this marriage.

I do have to say, Bruce looks pretty good in this picture.

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Demi and Ashton Have No Parental Dreams

trix — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 19:31:00 GMT

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are taking to the internet to explain some things.

Whether it be Ashton's rant about his neighbors construction or the story that the couple is planning to adopt.

Demi is insisting that there is no truth to the rumor. She even took to her Twitter blog to tell us all, "Don't ever believe what you read there."

The story in the Enquirer printed a quote from a source that said Demi and Ashton, "Always resisted adoption because they wanted a baby of their own but now everything has changed... after all the disappointments and the IVF treatments, everyone is really excited that they are making their dream come true. It's a win-win situation."

Demi says nope, there is no truth to the rumor at all. She has her kids and isn't planning to adopt, end of story. I guess we can all get back to our lives now.

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You Just Got Bacon'd!

Whit Honea — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:55:00 GMT

Did you know I'm only six degrees from Kevin Bacon? Seriously, it's like 78° where Bacon is and it's 72° here. It's weird, isn't it?

Kevin Bacon has a new reality show coming out*. It's called "BACON'D" and it's fantastic. In it Kevin gets to release all of the tensions of acting, rocking, marriage and fatherhood and really let loose on unsuspecting people- that's right, people who suspect nothing. Suckers.

The preview of the new show is below, courtesy of Funny or Die:

BACON'D! by Kevin Bacon

*not really

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45 Year Old Demi Moore Is Pregnant?!

Sassy Smith — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 18:08:00 GMT

Wow - is Demi Moore pregnant? The 45-year-old actress was spotted leaving a Santa Monica medical building that has several obstetrician and pediatrician offices - which, uh, could mean yes!!

Demi and youngest daughter Tallulah were seen leaving the building and Tallulah acted as a possible baby bump blocker (try saying that 5 times really fast). And that's not all - Demi won't be acting for a while - she's reportedly set to direct for Glamour mag's 4th annual Reel Moments series. See? She'll be sporting a bump, so she'll be behind the camera, not in front of it. Proof! (Okay maybe not proof - why do you ruin my fun?)

Also, both Demi and husband Ashton Kutcher, 28, have made no secret that they'd like to have a child together. Demi spoke with Vanity Fair recently, and asked whether she would like a baby with Ashton, she said, "Most definitely."

Oh well, that's proof right there! Ha.

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Why is Katie Holmes Moving?

trix — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 05:23:00 GMT

Katie Holmes is bustin' out of Hollywood.

Katie Holmes will make her Broadway debut in the play "All My Sons" this fall, so she and the fam will be heading off to New York.

"[Katie] and Tom are committed to keeping the family together, so they have to get an apartment here," said "All My Sons" producer Eric Falkenstein

Holmes' close friend Victoria Beckham recently said, "I think Katie's incredibly talented. I'm very proud of her to be doing this play." Will she be heading to New York to see the debut?

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Demi Moore - Pregnant Bloat or Bad Dress?

Sassy Smith — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 19:31:00 GMT

Demi Moore, 45, and Ashton Kutcher, 30, recently attended the 7th Annual Chrysalis Butterfly Ball and usually Demi looks good in whatever she's wearing. However, the blue, satin dress she chose does nothing to flatter her figure - unless - you guessed it - she's pregnant!? Really? Could the wee bit of poofiness in the front be a baby bump? Or is it, unfortunately the damn pleats that are creating that illusion? Demi and Ashton have always wanted kids together - maybe this is it?

Couple more photos after the jump!

Someone please tell Ashton that his "beard" does absolutely nothing for him. He looks like a caveman in a suit. S.H.A.V.E.

[celebutopia.net]

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Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher's Adoption Plans!

Sassy Smith — Sat, 10 May 2008 11:05:00 GMT

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have always wanted children together and now that dream just might be coming true.

Ashton has revealed that he's been considering adoption for quite some time and hope's to expand his family. He's reportedly always dreamed of taking in an orphaned child.

The 30-year-old actor said, "I have thought about adopting a kid my whole life. When I was eight I had a friend called Terry and one day he told me he was adopted.

"He said his parents told him there was a more special bond between them because they picked him. I thought that was pretty profound and I would be open to the idea."

Kutcher is step-dad to Demi's girls (dad is Bruce Willis) Rumer, 19, Scout, 16, and Tallulah, 14.

Maybe the celebu-couple will make that wish come true very soon!

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Whit Honea — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:54:00 GMT

Hey, we should really talk about your Miley Cyrus obsession.

More people we don't care about talk about Miley Cyrus and her "topless" photos (Perez Hilton)

Miley's big prank (Junior Celebs)

Brangelina in France (Gossip Girls)

Liam Gallagher and son Lennon (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Lindsay Davenport and son (Celebrity Moms)

Faith Evans and sons (Celebs and Bubs)

Kate Hudson's son crushes on Kelly Ripa (Babyrazzi)

Broderick boys (Jezebel)

Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg performing together (Scanner)

Cuz What Every Teenage Girl Wants Is An Open-Forum 'Sex Talk' With Ashton Kutcher

HerBadMother — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 12:15:00 GMT

Apparently, Demi Moore and Ashton Ktucher just had the 'sex talk' with Moore's girls. Which, I dunno, just seems kinda creepy. I mean, aren't two of those kids, like, in their late teens? And isn't Rumer running with the no-panties crowd? Isn't it a bit late for the sex talk? And isn't it a bit creepy for that talk to come from ASHTON KUTCHER?

Kutcher told Elle Magazine:

“I knew that one of the girls had had sex and hadn’t really talked to us about it, so I wanted to create an open forum for her. So over Christmas last year, we had a conversation about sex—-all of us except Tallulah, the youngest...and one boyfriend was there."

An open forum sex talk with Ashton Kutcher? Did he have copies of Our Bodies, Our Selves on hand? An overhead projector with an image of the fallopian tubes? In which case, AWESOME, but also sixteen trillion kinds of disturbing.

How much do you want to bet that that poor boyfriend thought he was being punk'd?

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Britney's Ex Hooking Up With, Um... Kathy Griffin?!?!?

HerBadMother — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:13:00 GMT

I don't even know where to begin with this one.

Okay, actually, I do: if Kathy Griffin is indeed doing some canoodling with Adnan Ghalib, as these pictures (which, let's be honest, smell of an Ashton Kutcher PUNK) seem to indicate, then she has worse judgment skills than I thought she did. And I didn't think that she had very good judgment skills. Lingerie shopping with a soul-patched, skankerrific paparazzo who made his name trying to exploit a train-wrecked single mom pop star? Why would you do that?

Oh, right: PUBLICITY. And, hey, Kathy doesn't have kids, so there's no-one to get scarred for life by the constant visual of that soul patch. It's ALL UPSIDE.

(Seriously. This is totally a punk. Pop fiction, for sure.)

(More pics here.)

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GQ Presents the Most Whipped Husbands in the WORLD!

Whit Honea — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:34:00 GMT

GQ has compiled a list of men that have been subjected to the proverbial "p" whipping by their bossy and/or powerful women. Many of them are fathers as well. I think there is a big difference between being a dotting dad and wuss, I hope GQ took that into consideration.

That said, here's the list:

25. Mark Consuelos, wife Kelly Ripa
24. Rudolph Giuliani, wife Judy
23. Larry King, wife Shawn Southwick
22. Michael Douglas, wife Catherine Zeta-Jones
21. Seal, wife Heidi Klum
20. Kevin Smith (the Clerks director), wife Jennifer Schwalbach
19. Sergay Brin (34-year-old Google wunderkind), wife Anne Wojcicki
18. Ben Stiller, wife Christine Taylor
17. Gerald Levin (the former CEO of Time Warner), wife Laurie Perlman
16. Jack Welch (the former General Electric chair-man and CEO), wife Suzy Wetlaufer
15. Tim Burton, wife Helena Bonham Carter
14. Keith Urban, wife Nicole Kidman
13. Elton John, husband David Furnish
12. John Edwards, former presidential candidate, wife Elizabeth
11. Woody Allen, wife Soon-Yi Previn
10. Ashton Kutcher, wife Demi Moore -he's top 5 for sure
9. Howard Stern, wife Beth Ostrosky
8. Rupert Murdoch (Aussie billionaire), wife Wendi Deng
7. Kurt Warner (quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals), wife Brenda
6. Marc Anthony, wife Jennifer Lopez -shouldn't he be higher?
5. Josh Kelly, wife Katherine Heigl
4. Bill Gates, wife Melinda
3. Eminem, wife Kimberly
2. Doug Christie, wife Jackie
1. Guy Ritchie, wife Madonna

There is a slideshow at GQ that explains why each man made the list. It's pretty funny, at least it seems like it is, my wife wouldn't let me read it.

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FameCrawler Got Punk'd

Karen — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 16:31:00 GMT

Seriously, we did! Remember when we reported about Avril Lavigne possibly having a sk8tr baby? Well Avril and Ashton Kutcher punk'd us and many other celebrity/paparazzi outlets with this stunt and the one where Paris drove around with a supposed guru who was really an actor.

These stunts were meant to turn the tables on the paps for a new show called Pop Fiction. According to Celebitchy, the goal of show, according to producers, is to shake up the paparazzi and celebrity gossip mags, to make them think twice about printing news. It’s like a vigilante version of “Punk’d.”

Demi Moore Nude (Again)

Whit Honea — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 20:40:00 GMT

This may or may not be safe for your work. Depends on where you work I suppose. It's okay here at FameCrawler. In fact, we encourage nudity.

Have you ever wondered what you could buy with $250,000? How about lots of plastic surgery? It looks well spent to me:

This is hot mom Demi Moore taking MILF to a new level. The picture is from a book called Let Me In, released this past October by photographer Mario Testino.

Source: Hollywood BackWash

Are Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher Expecting?

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 03:55:00 GMT

Are Demi Moore and Aston Kutcher about to add a baby to their brood? E! Online is reporting that sources who recently attended a gathering with Moore said she "kept gabbing 'bout her belly with her buds, and proudly beaming." They forgot to add, "bout her big baby bun in her belly!"

The couple. who most recently starred together in the Emilio Estevez film, Bobby, have always said they would like to add to their family which includes Moore's three daughters with ex-husband Bruce Willis.

So, Demi and Ashton - are you two expecting, or are we being punk'd?

[photo: People.com]