FameCrawler : pussy

GQ Presents the Most Whipped Husbands in the WORLD!

Whit Honea — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:34:00 GMT

GQ has compiled a list of men that have been subjected to the proverbial "p" whipping by their bossy and/or powerful women. Many of them are fathers as well. I think there is a big difference between being a dotting dad and wuss, I hope GQ took that into consideration.

That said, here's the list:

25. Mark Consuelos, wife Kelly Ripa
24. Rudolph Giuliani, wife Judy
23. Larry King, wife Shawn Southwick
22. Michael Douglas, wife Catherine Zeta-Jones
21. Seal, wife Heidi Klum
20. Kevin Smith (the Clerks director), wife Jennifer Schwalbach
19. Sergay Brin (34-year-old Google wunderkind), wife Anne Wojcicki
18. Ben Stiller, wife Christine Taylor
17. Gerald Levin (the former CEO of Time Warner), wife Laurie Perlman
16. Jack Welch (the former General Electric chair-man and CEO), wife Suzy Wetlaufer
15. Tim Burton, wife Helena Bonham Carter
14. Keith Urban, wife Nicole Kidman
13. Elton John, husband David Furnish
12. John Edwards, former presidential candidate, wife Elizabeth
11. Woody Allen, wife Soon-Yi Previn
10. Ashton Kutcher, wife Demi Moore -he's top 5 for sure
9. Howard Stern, wife Beth Ostrosky
8. Rupert Murdoch (Aussie billionaire), wife Wendi Deng
7. Kurt Warner (quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals), wife Brenda
6. Marc Anthony, wife Jennifer Lopez -shouldn't he be higher?
5. Josh Kelly, wife Katherine Heigl
4. Bill Gates, wife Melinda
3. Eminem, wife Kimberly
2. Doug Christie, wife Jackie
1. Guy Ritchie, wife Madonna

There is a slideshow at GQ that explains why each man made the list. It's pretty funny, at least it seems like it is, my wife wouldn't let me read it.

Photo: DWS

Puppy-Killer Revealed?

HerBadMother — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 14:02:00 GMT

Good news for the two or three people out there who are still Britney fans: the beleagured pop princess is not Ted Casablanca's 'blind' puppy killer. It's pretty clear now that that honor goes to Paris Hilton - who is now under investigation by the LA Department of Animal Services.

Between the report from the other week about Paris abandoning cats, and her admission last week on Ellen Degeneres' show that she has seventeen dogs and hasn't spayed or neutered them, it's become pretty obvious that Paris is a negligent pet-owner. And if she can't remember to spay or neuter them - or even pick them up from the vet - then it's not a big stretch to figure out that she's probably Slurpa Pop-off, the celebutard who Ted Casablanca says is leaving her little dogs in closets to die.

I'll say it again: this girl should never, ever have children left in her care.

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Related stories:

The Mysterious Case Of Paris's Pussy And The Rogue Puppy-Killer

Which Irresponsible Young Celebrity Is A Dog-Killer?

The Mysterious Case Of Paris's Pussy And The Rogue Puppy-Killer

HerBadMother — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:39:00 GMT

Speculation had been that Slurpa Pop-Off - the irresponsible young celeb who Ted Casablanca claimed was killing her dogs - was none other than perennially put-upon mom Britney Spears, which was alarming, to say the least, given her access to young children.

But it's starting to look like Britney - concerns over her ability to care for small creatures notwithstanding - is not the Tinseltown Pet Killer.

That honor seems to be reserved for Paris Hilton, who, apparently, cannot remember when or if she takes her pets to the vet. Which is not the same as forgetting that one has locked one's puppies in a closet and leaving them there to die, but it's close.

According to TMZ, Paris adopted a kitty -- which she named Prada -- last May, about a week before she headed to Lynwood Jail. After Paris was released, we're told she knew she had to have Prada neutered, but didn't get around to it until a few weeks ago, on January 30:

But here's the problem -- nobody came back for Prada! About a week later, Kris Kelly (the woman from whom Paris adopted the kitty) called Paris to find out what happened, but she still hasn't heard back as to what to do with Paris' pussy.

It's been a few weeks now, so Ms. Kelly is keeping Prada, claiming that Paris abandoned her.

I don't know whether this is evidence that Paris is our rogue puppy-killer as well, but I do know this: that girl should never be allowed care of small children.

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Kate Beckinsale and an Endless Supply of Pussy Jokes

Whit Honea — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:02:00 GMT

Man, I must have written 15 titles for this post, all different variations of Kate Beckinsale and pussy. It's hot. It's smokin'. It's on fire. The possibilities were endless, and despite the fact that I'm talking about a cat they just seemed too dirty, even for me. I know, I'm getting downright respectable.

What happened is that Kate Beckinsale's cat caught on fire. Don't worry, Clive (the cat) is fine. He got too close to a candle and shed his winter coat in one quick blaze of glory.

Clive could not be reached for comment.

Photo/Source: People

Did Kelly Ripa Storm Out?

Karen — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 18:01:00 GMT

The National Enquirer is reporting that Kelly Ripa stormed out on hubby Mark Consuelos and is constantly fighting with him over other women. I can't find any other stories supporting this. They must look too happy all the time -- that's when tabloids start trying to start rumours. It makes me want to puke.

Kelly Ripa Isn't Pregnant Again, She Just Had To Hurl

Karen — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 14:04:00 GMT

Kelly Ripa left the set of Live With Regis and Kelly the other day because she wasn't feeling well. Today she is denying rumors of morning sickness and I'd write more about the situation, but honestly I fell asleep before ending this sent.....

WHO CARES!? It's not like it's Britney!

Well I don't but here's the quotes from the (YAWN) show:

"I've got my own theories, and let me tell you: She's pregnant again!" Philbin joked at the beginning of the program, adding, "I've been through it twice now!"

Ripa, 37, was quick to squash that rumor. "No, no," she said. "That would be nice, though. Wouldn't that be nice?"

Ripa won't be on the air on Thursday, however. Immediately after Tuesday's program, Philbin taped a second show with wife Joy as co-host.

"Tomorrow, Joy will be here, and you won't, and they'll say, 'My God, she really is pregnant!' " Philbin said.

Source: People

Britney's Sex Obsession Turns Off Blackout Model

Karen — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:04:00 GMT

The model Britney Spears posed with for the artwork on Blackout turned her down for sex. Dressed as a priest for the shoot, model John Coulter commented on the racy shoot.

“Those pictures were pretty tame! There were a few other crazy ones. There was definitely chemistry between us.”

“She’s going through a lot, and some of it she does bring on herself.”

A source close to Britney added: “She was flirting with him the whole time! She asked if he had a girlfriend and what sexual position he liked… They did share a few kisses on set, for the camera - and a few that weren’t!”

But when the Gimme More star invited John back to the Four Seasons Hotel with her later that evening, he declined: “He said he didn’t want to get mixed up in it all. She couldn’t believe she was turned down.”

In related news, Star magazine is reporting that Britney has a “Fantasy Room” at her Beverly Hills home that is filled with sex toys, accessories and outfits.

A source told the magazine that the room includes a mirrored ceiling, handcuffs, whips & paddles and various costumes: “She wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid’s uniform and a Cinderella outfit.”

Worse yet, Britney's sex-related paraphenalia makes it to the livingroom for the kids to play with: "Star's source also claims the house is a stinky sty — that the white couches bear hideous stains of diaper-changing and Britney's dog. According to the tab, a "court-appointed watchdog" is set to declare the place a potential "health hazard."

The source added: “Britney is sexually obsessed.”

Atta boy, way to make sure the bloodflow returned to your brain before you joined the parade.

Britney's New Look

Karen — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:02:00 GMT

Britney Spears is sporting long blonde hair extensions and puffy lips (again), possibly for her video shooting today for Piece of Me?

The paparazzi was all over her again - video after the jump.

K-Fed and Birkhead: Good Fathers?

Karen — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 15:03:00 GMT

Details magazine has named Kevin Federline as one of the most influential men of 2007, and alongside Larry Birkhead, listed him as a "Good Father."

While K-Fed certainly is coming out on top over ex-wife Britney Spears as the better parent, I gotta wonder what the hell Details is thinking listing Birkhead alongside the father of 4. Have they not seen the media whore at work? At Kevin knows to stay inside and protect his kids from disaster, although of course we have no idea what goes on behind closed doors.

Federline's career is taking off too, but he wants different roles: “I’d actually like to play somebody other than a bad guy or an ass,” he tells Details.

Britney Spears: If It Walks Like a Waiter and It Talks Like a Waiter

Karen — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:01:00 GMT

Turns out waiter Michael Marchand, the waiter that the paparazzi couldn't wait to stalk, crucify and probe is really just a waiter.

A friend of Britney Spears tells OK! Magazine:

"Michael Marchand isn't a new one-time fling. He isn't a new boyfriend - He isn't even a friend... And he did not go to Las Vegas with her!"

Britney has been eating at Mirabelle lately along with friend, some say manager, Sam Lutfi. During one of their visits Lutfi left his cell phone on the table and Michael drove to Britney's residence at 'The Summit' to return it.

"Michael was not allowed through the gates," says Britney's friend. "He has never seen Britney outside the restaurant."

Britney Spears Beats Out Victoria Beckham in "Yummiest Mummies,' Jolie on Top

Karen — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 16:05:00 GMT

British newspaper The Sun named Angelina Jolie and Myleene Klass as "World's Yummiest Mummies," both getting 20% of the vote.

Actress Katie Holmes took 3rd place. In 4th place was Spice Girl Emma Lee Bunton. BUT GET THIS:

With 10% of the online vote, Britney Spears took 5th place, beating out Victoria Beckham. Those crazy Brits!

Britney also beat out Demi Moore, Jordan, Pamela Anderson, Geri Halliwell but not my dog Ruffy, who was spayed long before she ever became a baby mama, to a stuffed pig, who incidently we named: you guessed it: Britney.

Britney to Kevin: "Get a Vasectomy"

Karen — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 15:02:00 GMT

Well if it's true, it's rich. According to The National Enquirer, a reliable source of journalism if I ever saw one:

“After all that’s happened, Britney still wants to get back with Kevin-and she certainly doesn’t want him having any more children with anyone else.”

“Britney even offered to pay for the vasectomy and promised to get her tubes tied if Kevin agreed to it: She told him: ‘You have four. You don’t need any more. Please think about it.”

“Kevin won’t get a vasectomy but thinks it’s a great idea for Britney to get her tubes tied. He told her: ‘Hell no! No one is snipping me! He wants more Federlines.”

World to Britney: "Get a Frontal Lobotomy."

Just Like Us: Thanksgiving With Kevin Federline and Britney Spears Was Loud, Yelly and Full of Curse Words

Karen — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:32:00 GMT

According to a source close to the couple, Thanksgiving was spent with Kevin Federline and Britney Spears ''mostly screaming obscenities at each other -- all in front of their kids, too.''

Okay wait. I'm not sure how that could be since a bodyguard picked the kids up from Britney's place and transported them to Kevin's. (Remember the red light he ran?) I guess it could have been on the phone.

What I can believe is that the singer's love for using ''F-word,'' ''C-word'' and ''B-word'' has rubbed off on Sean Preston, 2.

''Though Britney keeps telling Sean to stop, whenever she hears him swearing, it's clear she thinks it's cute and kind of funny,'' reports the Spears insider.

"As we all know, when it comes to kids and their parents, it's usually a case of ''monkey see, monkey do.''

That scares me.

Britney Spears Bad Priorities: $100,000 a month on parties and holidays; $15,000 on child support for her sons

Karen — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 19:08:00 GMT

Britney Spears spends $100,000 a month on partying and holidays and $15,000 on child support. Those numbers aren't new, but this article written by Suzanne Power certainly hit on some points that made me wonder why we reward parenting trainwrecks like Britney Spears and Kate Moss.

Regarding Moss: "Then, at 30, that’s retirement for most catwalkers, she’s snapped snorting some of her proceeds. Career over? No. Off to the best treatment centre that money can buy. Emerge and add an extra 15 million in contracts onto an already lunatic salary.

She’s an icon. She’s the face of a generation. She’s an eejit."

As the title suggests, For Pete's Sake, it IS time celebs grew up.

Britney's Life In Plastic

HerBadMother — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 22:04:00 GMT

Life & Style magazine has made it it's business to track the physical transformation of Britney Spears over the years - who they claim has had more than a little work done - and their little photo-essay on the subject sure is interesting.

I'd say that the boob work looks pretty obvious. Maybe the nose, too. Tummy tuck? If they say so. I mean, it is possible - especially at her age - to lose baby weight pretty quick. That said, she doesn't exactly come across as little Miss Fitness. if she is relying on plastic surgery to get her looks back, that's pretty sad. She's barely into her mid-twenties. Someone needs to tell her she's pretty, and then get her into yoga, before she turns into some sort of freakish, twenty-something Meg Ryan-Melanie Griffiths-Pam Anderson hybrid. Shudder.

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Hayden Panettiere Wants To Have a Love Affair with Angelina Jolie, Hopes For Britney's Comeback

Karen — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 20:31:00 GMT

Hayden Panettiere joked about the paparazzi and the crap we make up, then suggested we start a rumour about her sexuality:

"Well, if you want to make me a lesbian, that's totally fine with me” joked Panettiere, “That would be a pretty funny rumour. I'd love to have a love affair with Angelina. "And there are other beautiful girls I like too - Charlize Theron, oh my God! Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous too, and Jessica Alba."

Hayden also took the opportunity to express her concern about Britney Spears saying she is "rooting for" the troubled singer because she was her "idol" when she was growing up.

She told America's GQ magazine: "That girl was the epitome of beauty when I was younger. And we built her up and just ripped her down, put every aspect of her life under a microscope - we probably made 90 per cent of the stuff up along the way. "I can't even imagine if my life was like hers. She's someone that I'm rooting for, and I hope she can make that comeback, definitely."

Maybe Hayden is onto something. I mean, a lot of stars would be washed up nobodies if we didn't talk about them all the time. So Hayden, I hope some fun rumours come your way soon baby girl - because people are hinting that you're going to end up nuts and flashing your beaver just like your "idol." And THAT'S the truth.