FameCrawler : rack

Liz Hurley's Boobs: They're Real and They're Fantastic

Whit Honea — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 19:05:00 GMT

Normally when we feature mom boobs it's with tact and taste.

Okay, not really, but we try to pretend we do it with tact and taste so as to justify our actions.

LIz Hurley justifies everything for us:

Hurley's wardrobe malfunction

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Salma Hayek's Boobs: The Hills are Alive (Video)

Whit Honea — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 19:01:00 GMT

Salma Hayek, new mom and apparent yodeling enthusiast, was on a German show recently singing songs and showing the goods.

Singing songs? You may want to watch the video with the sound off.

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Whose Boobs Are These?

trix — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:01:00 GMT

Which marketing machine do these belong to? The proud owner of this rack is Katie Price aka Jordon.

Jordon was out with friends and her sister, who looks just like her, at Nobu.

She must have left Peter Andre at home with the kids. Is that a scar I see?

All I can see is teeth, legs and boobs, they look exactly the same.

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Spying on the Neighbors: 6-26-08

Whit Honea — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:12:00 GMT

Is it okay to take a 2-year-old to the midnight showing of Wall-E?

McDreamy is a biker (Jezebel)

Snipes in trouble (Perez Hilton)

Violet feeds the duckies (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Nicole and Keith celebrate (Gossip Girls)

Xtina's rack is still awesome (The Superficial)

The Beckham boys go cruising (Knocked Up Celebs)

Meanwhile, Back at the Vanity Fair...

Whit Honea — Fri, 30 May 2008 19:08:00 GMT

I thought it was a circus today, but apparently it's the fair that is in town. It's basically the same thing, but with more sheep than elephants- also, a lot of kids in jean jackets. The best part about the fair? Still pregnant Angelina Jolie is on the cover.

Hello, nurse!

BTW, it's the July cover. We're two days away from June. I've never understood that. Tune in next week when we bring you the Christmas version.

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Minnie Driver Weighs Her Boobs

Whit Honea — Wed, 28 May 2008 22:21:00 GMT

According to Minnie Driver, the best part about being pregnant is getting a "rack and a half."

She even went so far as to weigh her growing assets on a food scale, much to the delight of Graham Norton, Jimmy Carr and me.

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Jessica Alba- A Bra Would Only Slow Her Down

Whit Honea — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:22:00 GMT

Pregnant Jessica Alba was seen coming out of Mr. Chow's last night. Better yet, she was also coming out of her dress, or through it as the case may be.

Welcome to the world of Mr. Cash Warren, population him.

Photos: Celebutopia

Halle Berry Has Huge Boobs

Whit Honea — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 01:28:00 GMT

This just in, Halle Berry is back after having her baby, but it is her front that is getting all the attention.

Seriously, those are big boobs, right?

Photos: Knocked Up Celebs

Jennifer Aniston Wants Boobs and a Baby

Whit Honea — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 20:48:00 GMT

I must say, I like Jennifer Aniston's style. She's about to turn 40 and she has two things on her bucket list that she wants to cross off: Being a mother and putting some perk back in the rack. Bless her.

The National Enquirer quotes a friend (not Monica): "It's not some mid-life crisis. In fact, it's just the opposite. She feels great about her herself and wants a body to match her attitude. Her butt is still in great shape, but she thinks her boobs need a slight boost.

"She is at a place in her life where she can give a little boy a happy, stable home. She's never felt better physically and emotionally. Motherhood is right for her now."

And boobs, don't forget them. Boobs are right for her now, too.

Photo: Celebutopia

Spying on the Neighbors: 4-07-08

Whit Honea — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 22:38:00 GMT

I love surprise parties.

Ginger Spice shows off boyfriend, cleavage (Hot Momma Gossip)

Eric McCormack and family (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Does Tori Spelling do anything? (Babyrazzi)

Heidi Klum and the party kids (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Ben Affleck for no apparent reason (Just Jared)

Daniel Craig, Bond forever (Expo Say)

Britney's Boys on Drugs?

Whit Honea — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:05:00 GMT

Oh, the contact high. I've been to a Dave Matthews concert, I know about such things. Life & Style magazine is reporting that Britney Spears wants her boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline, to be tested for drugs. She thinks K-Fed is smoking pot around them.

Apparently secondhand smoke can be detected by testing a piece of hair (see Britney's shave) and Britney has asked a court-appointed monitor and her legal team about having the tests done.

When I was in college I knew some people that would get their cats stoned by blowing smoke in their ear. Maybe Britney should swab those too- the ears, not the cats.

In other news, how's that rack on Heidi?

Source: Life & Style

Jordan To Reduce Breast Size, Career Ends: An Open Letter to Katie Price

Whit Honea — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:14:00 GMT

Katie, or Jordan, or whatever the hell you want to be called, this letter is an intervention.

There is talk that you are thinking of reducing your breast size. Frankly, I am against this.

The Sun is reporting:

The former glamour girl, who was also showing off her new brown rinse, is going under the knife before Christmas to have a breast reduction for hubby Peter Andre.
She says the surgery will make them more "perky".

Here's the thing, if people wanted "perky" they'd add some Red Bull to their cappuccino. You aren't famous because of your husband, he's famous because of you. You're famous because you have paid good money to have ridiculously huge boobs and once, about 12 tans ago, you were kind of hot. Sure, you're something of a parody now, but still, it's better than being flat. Isn't it?

Imagine if Ron Jeremy were to cut valuable inches off of his mustache. Where's the fun in that? Jeremy knows, you dance with who brought you, and in your case possibly on a pole.

I'm saying this as your friend, Katie, or Jordan, or whatever. I'm saying this because I don't want you to jeopardize your career. Lastly, I'm saying this because I really like big boobs. We all have our lot in life and that one is mine.

Don't do it for the Gipper.

Yours,

Whit, or the Gipper, or whatever

Photo: The Superficial

New Photo: Salma Hayek Shows Her Baby!

Whit Honea — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:22:00 GMT

I know, we never get tired of seeing her other 'babies,' but it's nice to see little Valentina Pinault for a change.

Look at that expression. What up, Valentina?

Photo: Yahoo!

Salma Hayek's Rack is a Religious Experience

Whit Honea — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:45:00 GMT

New mom Salma Hayek claims that her bodacious ta-tas are the result of prayers and holy water. She claims that growing up in Mexico she was flat as a boy and was often ridiculed by society due to her 5'2" frame. They said her height was a deformity. These are her words, folks.

Apparently she kept praying for bigger boobs and then one day she dipped her hands in the holy water of a roadside church while making her plea and suddenly they blossomed. Says Salma, "My mother and I stopped at a church during a road trip we were making from our home in Mexico. When we went inside the church, I prayed for the miracle that I wanted to happen. I put my hands in holy water and said, 'Please God, give me some breasts!'" I uttered that same prayer for the majority of my teenage years, of course I was hoping for slightly different results.

Shouldn't she have been dipping something else in the fountain?

I'm at a crossroads here, people. Which path do I take? There is the miracle bra route, the prayers for puberty option, or the very likely fact that my wife is going to start washing my underwear in holy water.

Regardless, it isn't important. What is important is that Salma Hayek has fantastic boobs and while they may have resulted from selfish demands they have provided years of hope and happiness to all in her path.

God bless us, every one.

Photo: Expo Say