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Chris Evans and Wife Have Birthing Scare

Whit Honea — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 19:29:00 GMT

Chris Evans and his wife Natasha had a bit of a scare with the birth of their first child Noah.

“There was a bit of a twist, in his case, his umbilical chord wrapped not once but twice around his neck, poor little fella, so mum did most of the pushing and then towards the end enjoyed a wee bit of help from a very nice man called Pat. I think I may love him, I know Tash definitely does.”

Glad everyone is okay! Congrats to the whole family. And Pat.

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Matt Bryant Plays, Honors Son (Updated)

Whit Honea — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 18:32:00 GMT

Matt Bryant lost his three-month-old son just days ago. The kicker for the Tampa Baby Buccaneers is suited, and presumably playing, in the game today.

That can't be easy, and as the network commentators have mentioned it really puts things in perspective.

I'm sure Bryant needed to do this. Coping and healing are crazy beasts.

Our thoughts go out to the whole Bryant family, and for today we're rooting for the Bucs.

Updated: Matt did play and had 3 field goals, one of which sealed the game, and 3 extra points. It was an emotional game.

Updated: I heard an interview with Matt after his game. It was on ESPN Radio and since I was driving I can't provide exact quotes, but basically he stated how unfair it was that his son was given such a short time to live and that he felt playing today was honoring his son.

Sad stuff.

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My Take on the VMA Suckfest

Karl Erikson — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 17:02:00 GMT

Right, I know I'm the new kid on the block here at Famecrawler, but I've been working my tail off getting into the gossip game. I love it here. My fellow bloggers are all very friendly and snarky - just the way I like 'em - and we have loads of great (and some insane) commenters.

Here's how dedicated I am to this new gig: I actually sat through the MTV Video Music Awards last night. The. Whole. Thing. Holy hell, what a clusterfook THAT shit was. I haven't watched the VMA's since, well, the 80s. You know, back when MTV actually played music videos. I haven't seen a video on MTV since Clinton was in office.

Now I know why I hate awards shows. Last night's show was absolutely terrible in almost every respect. It was slow, it was boring, and most every music performance blew big chunks. If you missed it, feel blessed because God was obviously smiling down upon you. Go play the lottery right now. Really, you're THAT lucky. There wasn't a single thing worth seeing, trust me.

And now, because I know you care, let me run through the VMA's as I see it. I'm referring to my tweets on Twitter last night to refresh my memory because the atrocity was just that memorable.

Let's start with the British "comedian" Russell Brand. Who the frak is this moron? I know he was in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall," but the dude is not funny. Not for one solitary second. In fact, he was terrible. Why on Earth MTV decided to let this moron host their failing trainwreck of an awards show is beyond me. He started off on a political rant and just kept going downhill for over 2 hours.

He cracked a lot of offensive remarks, many aimed at the chaste Jonas Brothers. He made fun of them for wearing promise rings on their fingers and said he planned on stealing the rings from the boys by, well, you get the idea, I'm sure. Listen, I'm not a Jonas Brothers fan. I thought the song they sang last night sucked, but I know I'm not in their prepubescent demographic. However, I do think it's a pretty refreshing thing to see young men in show biz not out whoring around, sleeping with as many women as they can. And believe me, based on the crowd reaction during their performance, they could easily get a truckload of women. Or girls. Whatever. I was a virgin until I was 18 - granted, it wasn't voluntary, but still. The Jonas Brothers could get laid every hour of every day if they wanted, bastards.

Brand was an asshole to them. And everyone else. Except for when he was licking Britney's ass. The fact that Brand supposedly has over 2 million listeners for his BBC radio show every week just proves to me that the planet is populated by morons with no taste. Come to think of it, last night's show proves it, too. I'd rather see Dane Cook host, and trust me, that's saying a lot because I heretofore thought Dane Cook was the worst comedian on Earth. I was wrong.

And Russell...what is with the freaking hair? I've seen homeless people with better style and fashion sense. Cut that's rat's nest. It's not cool, it's not even funny. It's just hideous. But hey, maybe that's the look you're going for.

Britney Spears. Sure, she's trailer trash and I think she's borderline psychotic and should never gain custody of her children. Yes, she hasn't had a good song out in years, but even I must admit she looked great last night. No, she wasn't funny in her much-touted opening skit with Jonah Hill (he WAS funny, though). But she's in great shape and if I have any reason to like her, it's because she kept her acceptance speeches to under 15 seconds a piece.

Demi Moore. Still hot, still gorgeous, but will someone please tell her that she's 45 and not 25? I mean, you'd think her stylist would break the news to her. Just because you're married to a 17-year-old (or however old Ashton Kutcher is) doesn't mean you should DRESS like one. Please, Demi, for the love of God, start dressing your age. I thought you were classier than that. Well, you ARE married to Ashton Kutcher. Never mind. I guess you dressed appropriately.

How come the Best Male video category read like the BET Awards? And how come all the songs sucked? Yeah, not a fan of (c)rap or hip hop. Shoot me. I like songs with melodies, you know? If there's any upside to watching the VMA's it's that I didn't see them in person, so I could mute all the shit songs. Li'l Wayne's "Lollipop." That's music? Is he some kind of brilliant lyricist, because clearly the subtle symbolism is way above MY head.

Speaking of musical performances, was there a shortage of musical artists there last night? Because having Rihanna sing twice in 20 minutes was just ridiculous. Yes, she's hot. Yes, she can sing, but what the hell? She's not THAT good. Also not good? Katy Perry. Love Katy's album but be sure to skip her live act if last night was any indication of her show. Can't sing.

And there was so much lipsyncing going on last night that at times I thought I was watching a Japanese Godzilla movie. And it wasn't even GOOD lipsyncing! I'm sorry, lipsyncing is totally uncalled for at a music awards show. Show me what you've REALLY got in those "winning" voices of yours. Or are you that bad live? Never mind, I know the answer. I keep answering my own questions.

Christina Aguilera. I saw nothing last night to make me think she's NOT a transvestite. She looked awful and the song she sang was no great shakes, either. If that song is the only thing new about her pending greatest hits album coming this fall, save your money. Guess she's moving back to her "Dirty" phase, which didn't work the first time out. It's a shame because I know she's capable of being attractive but she had on enough black around her eyes last night to make racoons look like they're wearing light eyeliner. Yuck.

Speaking of eyeliner, the lead singer of that Tokio Hotel group - whose song also sucked - looks like Bjork, doesn't she? I mean...he. Didn't even wear a swan dress.

How did Britney Spears win for best video against Panic At The Disco? I get that MTV wanted to award her SOMETHING after all her years missing out on a moonman trophy, but really? I can't even recall the name of Brit's song, but it was trash compared to PATD.

Who knew Kadeem Hardison (remember Dwayne Wayne?) was singing now? He rocked it with Kid Rock. And Kid Rock. Ugh, I hate looking at that dude. He just screams White Trash and "Try a Bath!", but he did rock it last night. In fact, it was perhaps the only song worth listening to last night, and he wasn't lipsyncing, either. Yeah, he really stood out. Love the cup of booze with the little napkin wraparound, by the way. And the wifebeater. Classy, thy name is Kid Rock.

Kanye West. Sucked. His new song blew. He was clearly lipsyncing and his voice sounded so overprocessed that I wonder just how much his voice was actually used on the track. Course, I could say the same for Christina Aguilera.

I can't believe I watched the entire freaking show. I love this job, believe me, but I dearly wish I had those 2-1/2 hours of my life back. Terrible production all the way around. Absolutely nothing worth seeing, truly. If you have this disaster on Tivo, do yourself a favor and delete it fast. It might infect your other quality shows. Like that "Jerry Springer" marathon.

To sum the whole thing up, the only real winners last night were those of you that missed the show.

Photos: AP, People, Time, WENN

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Sarah "Barracuda" Palin and the Heart of the Matter

Whit Honea — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:24:00 GMT

According to Sarah Palin's sister (CNN interview) the VP nominee's nickname of Barracuda was a result of tenacious d. on the hardwood (we're talking basketball, not Jack Black).

Ann and Nancy Wilson, the sisters/mothers/working women behind the rock band Heart have a different opinion of the name, and as such wrote a little song about it (Like to hear it? Here it go!).

The song "Barracuda," as anyone that has ever been in the same room as me and a radio can attest, is quite possibly my least favorite song ever- or at least second, sandwiched between Jefferson Airplane's "White Rabbit," and the entire catalog of Jethro Tull.

Last night at the conclusion of the Republican National Convention the McCain-Palin ticket blared Heart's song "Barracuda" into the arena. Obviously they were playing on Palin's nickname and yada, yada, yada, we get it.

Heart also got it, and they didn't like it. The sent a cease and desist letter to the GOP and contacted Entertainment Weekly to voice their grievances.

A quick aside- when are politicians doing to start asking for permission? This has been happening more and more, usually to the Republicans as they are using music created by the stereotypical leftness that is the recording artist. It can't be good to have celebrities bust your chops every time you turn on the stereo. I'm sure John Rich would love to provide the entire soundtrack. Maybe some Jethro Tull?

Perhaps you may think, as the GOP must have, that the Wilson sisters, both working mothers (Nancy had twin boys in 2000 with husband Cameron Crowe) would be delighted to have their hit played behind Sarah Palin and, according to Wolf Blitzer, "an excellent balloon and confetti drop," but no, they weren't.

Here is their statement:

"The Republican campaign did not ask for permission to use the song, nor would they have been granted that permission. We have asked the Republican campaign publicly not to use our music. We hope our wishes will be honored."

They then told EW, "Sarah Palin's views and values in NO WAY represent us as American women. We ask that our song 'Barracuda' no longer be used to promote her image. The song 'Barracuda' was written in the late 70s as a scathing rant against the soulless, corporate nature of the music business, particularly for women. (The 'barracuda' represented the business.) While Heart did not and would not authorize the use of their song at the RNC, there's irony in Republican strategists' choice to make use of it there."

What do you think? Is the artist entitled to say who can listen to their music and where, or is a large, organized and televised event subject to the same rules that govern other TV shows?

To be fair, Obama also used a song without permission, but the artists in that case, Brooks and Dunn, chose to be flattered despite not endorsing the politics of it.

Here's my humble opinion, I think that Brooks and Dunn rolled with it because the use of their song at the DNC probably opened them up to a new audience. I think Heart is upset because a) it's Sarah Palin, and b) the best way to stretch their thrust back into the spotlight is to grab said spotlight. There is no such thing as bad publicity and even though their anger may be geniune and justified, the cynic in me knows a good marketing ploy when I see it.

I just hope "Barracuda" doesn't go back into heavy rotation.

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Tropic Thunder: Have They Gone Too Far?

Whit Honea — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 22:47:00 GMT

Tropic Thunder stars some of our favorite celebrity dads: Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Robert Downey, Jr., and Tom Cruise, and it opens on Friday. It is already pissing people off.

Apparently the film makes a lot of fun at issues that some find taboo. The majority of complaints are coming from the various groups that represent people with mental disabilities. Dozens of people from these organizations picketed the premiere of Tropic Thunder.

The movie is about a group of Hollywood actors that blur the lines between fiction and reality. The actors themselves are characterized as stereotypes and many of their actions are unthinkable- it's a comedy.

The uproar stems from a movie within the movie in which Stiller's character has portrayed a mentally disabled person in order to achieve Oscar consideration, spoofing the likes of Rain Man, I am Sam and Radio, to name a few. Their handling of the subject matter and the wordage used to describe the character isn't PC, and for better or worse, such things are no longer deemed acceptable, not even in a comedy.

A Dreamworks representative says, "We have had productive discussions with representatives of disability advocacy organizations and look forward to working with them closely in the future. However no changes or cuts to the film will be made.

"Tropic Thunder is an R-rated comedy that satirizes Hollywood and its excesses, and makes its point by featuring inappropriate and over-the-top characters in ridiculous situations. The film is in no way meant to disparage or harm the image of individuals with disabilities."

I'm torn on such things. On a personal level, the one I teach my children, I am 100% against discrimination against anyone based on anything (within reason), but as a whole I'm sick of America being handled with PC gloves. I prefer a society with a backbone, not hurt feelings and lawsuits (the favorite pastime out here in CA).

I like a little offense in my comedy. I get what Stiller is doing and it sounds funny. I want to laugh at something because it is absurd and ridiculous- things I know better than. Unfortunately, not everyone does know better and often the result of such comedy is that it carries out of the theater and into the daily scheme of things. It's a catch-22.

What do you think?

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Brad and Angelina's Friends Send Well Wishes

Karen — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:08:00 GMT

Wyclef Jean told People he'd "offer to babysit" the newborn twins and says he has no doubt that the couple can handle their six children now that Vivienne and Knox have arrived!

"They will do well," he says. "I have a lot of well wishes for them."

So do many of Jolie's costars, including Michael Kelly, who stars alongside Jolie in the upcoming Clint Eastwood-directed drama The Changeling.

"I saw her with kids on-set and she's just such a wonderful mom," Kelly said. "You see her with the kids and it's like, 'Yeah, that's the way it's supposed to be.' "

Angelina Jolie To Remain In Hospital For a Week

Karen — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 11:34:00 GMT

They certainly do things differently in France than in the "treat and street" United States. After giving birth to twins two days ago, Angelina Jolieis expected to stay in hospital for about a week.

"I think that Mrs Jolie will remain hospitalized [for] seven or ten days”, the actress' OB/GYN, Dr. Michel Sussman, tells Nice-Martin newspaper.

"You know, in Europe it isn't like in the United States, where the patients go home after three days," the doctor said during a press conference yesterday. "They will stay a bit longer until everything is okay."

Is it me or does this guy talk to the media a TON?

He further divulged details on the birth, regarding the timing of the C-section:

"We decided Saturday morning to advance the date of the childbirth of ten days for reasons of comfort for the mom," Dr. Sussmann said. "And finally, it was the good choice. The babies are splendid."

Angelina and Brad's Baby Birth Certificate Photos

Karen — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:29:00 GMT

With all the talk about money being thrown at the Jolie-Pitt's for first pictures of the twins, wouldn't you like to know if they are really here?

Well I hope you can read French!

The document showed the Mayor’s signature, and Brad Pitt’s initials, the letters WBP representing his full name, William Bradley Pitt.

In welcoming the twins, Estrosi told reporters, “It’s a pride to Nice and all its citizens. On behalf of the inhabitants of Nice, I congratulate the happy parents, the most famous couple of the world who have chosen our city for this happy event. I also congratulate the four brothers and sister of the newborns who are [history won’t forget it] real ‘Niçois’ (’citizens of Nice’),” he added.

Brangelina Babies, Right On Schedule - Just Like We Told You! UPDATE

HerBadMother — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 22:15:00 GMT

Hey, guess what, Brangelina-watchers: LaLate is reporting that Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane Jolie-Pitt will be formally introduced to the world in three weeks! (UPDATE: HA! LaLate was wrong - those babies were born TODAY - two weeks ahead of the stated schedule.)

LaLate.com is reporting that 'Isla' and 'Amelie' will be born next week (already got that story - and IT'S WRONG, apparently) and that their photos will likely hit the media two weeks later (good guess) after the rights have been purchased for many millions of dollars (got that already), probably by People magazine (duh).

(They probably got those names wrong too. I'm guess that the girls will be named Brittany and Maddie Briann)

LaLate also states that it "was the first U.S. celebrity news site to break the pregnancy of Jolie, with twins. That story thereafter hit mainstream when previous asleep press were “shocked” to see Jolie clearly pregnant at the SAG Awards here in Los Angeles. LaLate then went on to give you the details of the baby names Chateau Miraval, even her current hospital." LaLate wants you to turn to them for breaking Brangie news!

(Yeah right)

YAWN.

Seriously. Kinda hard to be wowed by this "BREAKING!" story when it's a restitched rehash of a handful of other stories that have already been well-covered, like, everywhere else on the internets.

Still. Another excuse to type BRANGELINA BRANGELINA BRANGELINA over and over again and contribute in some small way to global Jolie-Pitt resistance efforts. You know, for the good karma.

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Brangelina Baby Photos: You Can't Afford Them

Angelina's Due Date - Got It!!!!

Angelina Adopting Another Son!

Angie And Brad's New Baby!

HerBadMother — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:29:00 GMT

Yeah, so, we really can't tell what's going on behind those blacked-out hospital windows.

Apparently, Angie and Brad have been spending the last days of her pregnancy exploring adopting a child from China. According to the National Enquirer (I know), "Angie and Brad are already talking adoption again. She's devastated over the earthquake that occurred in China, she has been in constant touch with relief workers as part of her U.N. involvement, and even got her hands on photos of a few orphaned kids... She's made overtures to offer a home to one, or even two China earthquake orphans, if they're siblings."

Which, I don't know. All those other reports of her being in complete late-pregnancy meltdown mode, freaking out over salmon and ice cubes? That sounds more likely.

Then again, it is Brad and Angie. Who knows? Maybe the twins will arrive at the same time as a Chinese orphan is dropped off by FedEx.

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Angelina's Due Date - Got It!!!!

Angelina Adopting Another Son!

Angelina: "Get These Babies Out Of Me, Like, NOW!"

HerBadMother — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:33:00 GMT

I never thought that I would ever have any reason to feel a kinship with Angelina Jolie, but now, there's this: Angie is, reportedly, just completely melting down in the last stages of pregnancy.

Angelina, who's all checked into that nice French hospital with its blacked-out windows and is awaiting birth of her children - although she is said to have demanded and will get a C-section next week - is apparently freaking out at everybody about everything, including the quality of ice in her glasses and the dearth of salmon on the hospital menu. Her mood, sources, has "darkened."

Which, I just so totally get, omg. I spent the last five weeks or so of my recent pregnancy having total fits and hating on everybody who approached me. I also informed my doctor on no fewer than four occasions that if she didn't perform a C-section on me LIKE RIGHT NOW, I was going to do it myself goddammit.

So, yeah. I would ordinarily be snarking all over a story about some celeb going all mad diva in the maternity ward (*cough*J-LO*cough*), but having just been in that dark, dark place myself? Am totally empathizing.

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Angelina's Due Date - Got It!!!!

Brangelina Baby Photos: You Can't Afford Them

HerBadMother — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:36:00 GMT

The rights to photos of the much-heralded and very possibly semi-divine Brangelina twins are up for bids, but I'm guessing you can't afford it. Not because you don't have $16 million dollars plus just sitting in your chequing account - I'm totally sure that you do, especially if you skipped your last student loan payment - but because they're only accepting bids that contain the following proviso: we, the undersigned celebrity gossipmongers and photo whores, do hereby swear to not only hand over all of our moneyz to the couple known as Brangelina for the right to publish photos of their twin divinities, but to also forego referring to said couple by the name Brangelina.

Which, you know, sets the bar way too high for me.

Sawf News is reporting that the bidding for said photos has gone beyond $16 million dollars (other reports have it at $25 million. You know, the GDP of a small country. Or just money for lots and lots of candy.) Which puts the price on these kids' heads at well more than double that of any other celebrity kid, and well above the price of feeding, oh, say, some hundreds of thousands of the world's hungry.

Dear world: I'm glad that you have your priorities straight.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's Baby Names!

Karen — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:57:00 GMT

So I bet you're wondering what Angelina and Brad are going to name those twins when they arrive.

Well two Ottawa radio DJ's are offering a ONE MILLION DOLLAR donation to the Jolie-Pitt Foundation IF the celebrity power-couple names the twins after them.

Their names? Mauler and Rush. They even built a website for the cause.

Think Angelina and Brad will do it for the charity? Would you?

Cindy Brady Gone Wild!

Whit Honea — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:12:00 GMT

What the hell happened to Cindy Brady? I must have missed the episode where the Brady kids had a meth stand to save the trailerpark, but it looks like something special happened that day, and it wasn't just the wonder of carrying beans in a flashlight (I actually saw that episode of "The Brady Bunch").

Susan Olsen looks like she just rolled out of a roadie's sleeping bag. Here's her interview on JET 1079 where she's just not feeling that well. Her kid is right next to her and even helps out when he chimes in that people can pay to see his mom "drink like a pig." She puked, he got free stickers. The Bradys got nothing on that.

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Pharrell Made Madonna Spit Snot...Or Something

Karen — Tue, 27 May 2008 15:33:00 GMT

Big baby Madonna wasn't 'getting it' when Hard Candy producer Pharrell Williams told her to sing in a certain rhythm so she lost her shit and bawled. Heh. I wonder what she does when Lourdes doesn't bring her morning seaweed coolie with sprouts?

"Pharrell made me cry. You know when you get angry with someone and you're spitting snot. I was in a sensitive mood in the studio and I didn't understand the rhythm he wanted me to sing in, and he was giving me a hard time. I was taken back by how he was talking to me."

Rather than walk away, the pair decided to clear the air, and patch things up - and they are now firm friends.

She adds, "We went upstairs and I said, 'You can't talk to me like that,' and burst into tears. And he said, 'Oh my God, Madonna has a heart.' We had it out and now I love him and we make great music together."

Wow. I didn't even know she still had tear ducts. I wonder if her tears are silicone or soylent green.

Miley Cyrus Sings Just Like Daddy: New Achy-Breaky Single Released

HerBadMother — Tue, 13 May 2008 20:27:00 GMT

Miley Cyrus is trying to get things back to business as usual after the Photo Scandal That Shall Not Speak Its Name, and she's already having some success: her new single, "7 Things," premiered yesterday. The song, though - which has a sound that is totally in the tradition of her dad's pop-country style - is already stirring up a little controversy of its own: it's about a failed relationship. Nick Jonas, maybe?

In the song, Miley - who, let's not forget, is just fifteen - sings about the seven things she hates about her ex boyfriend: "You're vain, your games, you're insecure/You love me, you like her/You make me laugh/ You make me cry." Things she likes? "Your hair, your eyes/You made me laugh…You made me love you!"

I could make some crabby, curmudgeonly comment about she's only fifteen, what can she know about love at fifteen, blah blah blah, but I won't. I bitched enough already about the Lolita photo shoot, and truth be told, this song pretty much sums up love as understood by fifteen year olds, so whatever. At least she's moving forward. Kudos for that.

Listen to the single HERE.

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Hello, Harlow!

Whit Honea — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:04:00 GMT

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Lionel Richie:

Hello!
Is it me you're looking for?
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You're all Ive ever wanted
And my arms are open wide
Because you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much
I love you

I long to see the sunlight in your hair
And tell you time and time again
How much I care
Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow
Hello!

Oh, and here are some pictures of Nicole and Joel:

Photos: Harpers Bazaar via Celebs and Bubs

Lourdes Looks Like A Young Angelina Jolie?

Sassy Smith — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:07:00 GMT

People are divided on who, exactly, 11-year-old Lourdes Ciccone looks like - her mother Madonna or her father Carlos Leon? Now, according to some, there seems to be a noticable resemblance between Lourdes and a young, 16-year-old Angelina Jolie. What do you think?

Pic after the jump

Piercing eyes and pouting lips - I see a slight glimmer of "alikeness" in Lourdes and the teenage version of Jolie, but personally I see a lot of Madonna in her daughter, however I think the celebrity pre-teen looks the most like her handsome daddy.

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More Lourdes & Her Dad Photos

Sassy Smith — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:05:00 GMT

Madonna's 11-year-old daughter Lourdes, was again spotted with her dad Carlos Leon. I love her high-tops!

More pics after the jump

She and her dad were leaving NYC's Kabbalah Center after Saturday's service. Madonna was seen leaving shortly after they did.

Such a nice looking father and daughter.

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Sassy Smith — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 16:10:00 GMT

Is daughter Lourdes taking up Kabbalah like mama Madonna?

Couple more pics after the jump!

The mother-daughter duo were spotted arriving at New York City's Kabbalah Center with Madonna's friend Debbie Mazur on Friday.

I guess it's Kabbalah for Lourdes too!

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Sassy Smith — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:07:00 GMT

Madonna's 11-year-old daughter Lourdes spent some time with her father, Carlos Leon, 41.

More photos after the jump!

The father-daughter duo were spotted walking through New York City's Upper West Side earlier this week.

Good looking pair!

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Mommy Can You Wear Normal Clothes Please?

Sassy Smith — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:05:00 GMT

Do you often embarrass your child with your choice of attire? Well, Madonna is just like us (sorta?) and does that very thing - embarrasses her kid. Daughter Lourdes sometimes doesn't like mom's clothing!

Madge sometimes wears comfort clothes - such as workout suits, sweats, and trackpants, but her 11-year-old Lourdes, often tells her that these clothes embarrass her. The pop icon says that she's aware that she dresses in a way that makes Lourdes uncomfortable, saying that she will ask if Madonna could "use normal clothes," but Mama Madonna won't change her style and be more "traditional" for her child.

Come on, Madonna is a normal mom right? I mean she vacuums in high heeled ~~streetwalker~~ boots - and that's how most of us do our housework. As a matter of fact, I've got my thigh-highs on right now as I'm writing this and then I'm going to get up and scrub the toilet. Who said being a SAHM isn't glamorous?

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Madonna Selling Out Her Own Daughter?

Sassy Smith — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:13:00 GMT

Is Madonna selling out her own child? I think she just might be - unknowingly.

Madonna has an 11-year-old daughter - Lourdes. And not too long ago, several website bloggers poked fun of Lourdes and her "evident facial hair." Perez Hilton was one of them, being particularly cruel, and at least one of his posts was taken down - although no one is sure why. So it seems interesting that Madge would send Perez a personal video message, I guess trying to say relevant, and, oh to make sure there's lots of publicity for her new album Hard Candy - nevermind the fact that your child was the butt of cruel remarks by Perez himself. Hey celebrities are fair game, their kids are not. Before you get all up in my grill, I've never made fun of any celeb kids - I did say once that Celine Dion's son has long hair, so long that it makes him look like a girl. My youngest son has super long hair and he too, can be mistaken for a girl sometimes. That wasn't mean - just a reality. I digress....

There is still at least one post about Lourdes on Perez and it's captioned, "If You Are Easily Offended," and after you click the link, it shows an airbrushed photo of Lourdes with hair removed from her upper lip and between her brows, saying, "If she celebrated Christmas, our gift to Madonna's gorgeous daughter, Lourdes, would be a visit to the waxer. Here's what she'd look like without the unibrow and lip hair!" Slip in the "gorgeous" part before you insult her, nice. Uh, she's 11 - a child - and most children don't go get "waxed." Perhaps Perez doesn't know that since he's not a parent - he just has a dog.

To be fair to Madonna, I doubt she reads Perez (although his inflated ego probably thinks she does), so she most likely doesn't know he insulted her kid. However, doesn't the Material Girl have people? People that would know that? Or maybe she doesn't care? She seems like a protective mama bear, so why kiss up to some blogger who said your kid is hairy and needs major hair removal?

Madonna reportedly fired a groundskeeper for invading her daughter's room, "Madonna once terminated one of her house groundskeepers immediately after she found out that he allowed someone to take photos of Lourdes' room."

I'm guessing if Madonna actually knew what Perez wrote about Lourdes, she wouldn't have made a video to him personally, full of sexual innuendo, with the talk of getting down on all fours and balls. She instead, might have made a video that said, "F**k you Perez." Now that would be enjoyable.

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Madonna's Message To Perez

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Whit Honea — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:10:00 GMT

I know, Madonna has every right to explore and exploit her sexuality. I've got no problem with that. Of course, I've been over anything she had to offer for the better part of a decade, but that's okay. She only has her eyes on one man, and it's not Guy, aka, Cookie Monster.

No, she wants to talk dirty to Perez Hilton. Hey, Madonna, you kiss your kids with that saucy mouth? I'm sure they'll be thrilled to see this video all over the internet.

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Whit Honea — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:29:00 GMT

It's bittersweet, really. Guy Ritchie did it all for the cookie, and in turn the cookies took their toll(house). You see, Mr. Madonna (most whipped man in showbiz!) has been on something called "The Cookie Diet." Here's what I stole from our sister site Scanner:

Followers of the diet, including singer Kelly Clarkson and Oscar-winner Jennifer Hudson, eat 800 calories a day for three weeks.
Madonna told an American radio station yesterday: "My husband went on that Cookie Diet and it was such a turn-off because he didn't want to have sex. He's not on it at the moment, thank God.

So, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't Kelly Clarkson and Jennifer Hudson among the chronically weight-challenged, at least by crazy Hollywood standards? I don't know that their following a diet is the most ringing endorsement for it. And what is Seacrest's role in all of this?

I can't believe Madonna would let Guy go on a cookie diet. Everyone knows she's more of a hard candy kind of girl.

Personally, not sleeping with Madonna is probably the easy part about this diet, the hard part is justifying daddy's "diet" to the kids. They won't buy that crap for a second.

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