Naomi Watts is Still Pregnant?

Whit Honea — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 15:02:00 GMT

Naomi Watts has officially been pregnant forever. I'm sure she would agree (we're tight).

She actually looks like I would picture Smurfette looking if they did a 'Where are They Now?' episode on the Smurfs. Except Smurfette would probably have curlers in her hair.

Is Jordan Ever Going to Pop That Baby Out?

Whit Honea — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 18:05:00 GMT

Someone call SeaWorld, there's an Orca on the loose! Oh, wait, it's just Jordan, aka, Katie Price. I didn't recognize her with clothes on. It's an honest mistake.

Here is why I love the British. This is part of the press for this photo as reported by The Sun:

HEAVILY-pregnant JORDAN looks fit to burst as she walks hand-in-hand with hubby PETER ANDRE at Ladies’ Day.
The glamour model, whose baby is due this week, even had a hospital bag full of pyjamas just in case.

Jordan, looking elegant in a tight cocktail dress, joked she hoped the thrill of a win would bring on labour — and bookies offered 16-1 she would give birth in the Royal Enclosure.

Top-hatted Peter, 34, kept a helicopter on stand-by for mother-of-two Jordan, real name Katie Price — but she held out.

The pop star patted her bump “for luck” before each race.

... Some Ascot diehards were not impressed.

Charles Bovery, 52, raged: “Jordan in the Royal Enclosure, how truly awful. It’s downright tacky.”

Ha! They called her elegant! Here in the states, we tend to go with things like, "Tramp Knocked-Up... Again, Hangs Out at Tracks."

I'm not sure which is better.

FameCrawler : ready to pop

Naomi Watts is Still Pregnant?

Is Jordan Ever Going to Pop That Baby Out?