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Armani Shows David Beckham's Huge, Bulging Personality

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:35:00 GMT

Here's a sneak peek at David Beckham's new Armani campaign, where he shows off his massive personality. David's enormous personality is apparent in this ad, which is a gigantic, hanging mural facing Macy's in San Francisco.

Can you imagine how humongous and overpowering his personality must be in a poster two-stories high? I'll bet if you look closely you could even make out the veins in his personality. Why, if I were driving by such a mural I might crash my car while being distracted by that inviting, sizable personality.

Beckham was shot on the beaches of Malibu by renowned fashion photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott. They must be talented, as they expertly highlighted and emphasized the soccer star's dominating asset - his throbbing personality.

Obviously David's got a big personality and I'm sure he knows how to use it.

David and Victoria Beckham Have a Date Night

Karen — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:35:00 GMT

The Beckhams were spotted out for dinner in NYC the other night, and David was sporting a fresh cast after being injured.

I googled to try and find out how David hurt his arm, but came up with nothing. So I'm thinking he was helping Victoria put her bra on and the whole thing busted wide open, and snapped back to break his arm. In 4 places.

Daivd Beckham Wants To Get Victoria Drunk

trix — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:29:00 GMT

David Beckham is the (almost) perfect husband.

He spent months researching vineyards in California for a present to give to his wife, Victoria Beckham, for her 34th birthday. They plan to bottle the wine and drink it with friends. What, no sharing (with us)?

Ah, what it must be like to have millions of dollars to splurge on a present that you spent months researching because you have nothing better to do with your extra time. I went to Disneyland for my 34th birthday, wonder what I'll get for my 35th? Hint Hint.

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Beckham With Balls, Again

HerBadMother — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:03:00 GMT

I suppose that David Beckham has no choice but to take good care of his balls. I mean, Victoria would probably chop them off and preserve them in formaldehyde for safekeeping if he were at all lax about testicular upkeep. Those are some serious babymaking tools he's got there. Can't be too careful.

Then again, maybe he just likes touching them. Can't say I blame him, if that's the case.

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Beckham & His Boys Celebrate Last Game with Real Madrid

Alisyn — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 18:19:00 GMT

Awwwwww!

I'm not arguing that David Beckham is the world's best father, just the world's best looking father, and if the proof isn't in the pudding, then I don't know what is... oh, wait, yes I do. It's Victoria's genes muddling up what would be the world's best looking sons.

Not that they're not cute, because they totally are - they look sweet and happy and healthy. But looking at this picture, I'm amazed at how much each boy, in his own way, resembles his mother - Brooklyn has his mom's squarish head, Romeo her eyes, Cruz her tendency to pout, and all three of them have her prominent mouth. Seeing Posh's features on her sons makes her a little cuter, somehow... but still sort of alien-esque. L'il thetans. I just hope these boys don't max out at 95lbs. like their Ma, cuz that would be weird.

Since the last time we saw Romeo and Cruz, their long locks have been shaved off - I'm guessing it was in solidarity with Dad and his teammates on Real Madrid, who won the Spanish First Division Championships and are seen here celebrating the win, as well as Dad's last game of European football, with family and friends. Now, it's on to greener pastures... American schools and Scientology! Yay...?

[Photo Credit: People]