FameCrawler : rebecca loos

A Boy for Loos! Also, Time Travel!

Whit Honea — Mon, 25 May 2009 12:27:00 GMT

Rebecca Loos and her boyfriend Sven Christjar Skaiaa- a Norwegian model don't you know, are expecting a baby boy.

Apparently Loos has a time machine as she already knows what her son will look like and is working on finding a name that suits him. Says Loos, "Because my boyfriend’s Norwegian and the baby’s going to be tall and blond like his dad, I want him to have a Norwegian name."

Seems like she could have just asked him his name in the future, that would have been a lot easier.

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Posh Turns 34 & Doesn't Wear Pants

Sassy Smith — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 17:31:00 GMT

Posh turned 34-years-old and she dined out with her new BFF Kate Beckinsale and their husbands, David Beckham and Len Wisemen respectively. Also there, Eva Longoria Parker - Eva owns the restaurant - Beso in Hollywood, and I'm sure she gave her friend the star treatment - no pun intended.

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Later on, they hopped into David's vehicle, laughing and looking like they were having a great time. As usual, Posh had no pants on - I mean she was wearing a dress that actually looked like a dress. Nice change.

I wonder if Victoria had some cake?

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Posh Dumped!

Posh: WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS?

Posh Dumped!

Sassy Smith — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:05:00 GMT

Oh my gosh, Posh has been dumped!

Uh, not by her husband and baby daddy if that's what you were thinking - but by several American boutiques. They've dropped her dVb denim line because sales were, well, basically sucking.

Victoria has not been actively promoting her fashion line, which duh, is something you really need to do in order to help generate sales.

Kitson owner Fraser Ross explains why he made the decision to dump the denim line:

"We asked her PR people so many times for her to appear but she didn't. Celebrity lines are no different from an album or music tour. They have to be promoted to sell."

Maybe Beckham was too busy being a mom and looking for her own pants.

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Tom Cruise Broke Up Katie & Posh!

Posh: WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS?

HerBadMother — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:30:00 GMT

Seriously.

I know that it's, like, LA and you're a fame-whoring tartlet who never met a crazy outfit - or a photo-op - that she didn't like, but really? A micro-mini dress - that looks more like a shirt - to go grocery shopping? Were your kids with you? Doesn't being in public with a mom without pants embarass them?

I mean, it's one thing if you're Paris Hilton and have nobody to embarass but your dogs, or Britney Spears, who is clearly insane, but quite another when you're a self-proclaimed soccer mom who is also, supposedly, a pants designer. WEAR SOME.

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Victoria Beckham Redefines Mom Jeans

HerBadMother — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:36:00 GMT

See? This is what a mom really should wear to the park with her kids. Bright yellow low-slung jeans, cut extra long to cover one's five inch stiletto boots and drag in the grass. You know, for that authentic grass-stained look.

Top it off with a mini satin zip-front jacket - no top underneath, natch - and some bright yellow-framed aviators and you're set. Where do you put the Ziploc bags with the kid's snacks? Dunno. Does it matter? You should have help for that.

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Beckham With Balls, Again

HerBadMother — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:03:00 GMT

I suppose that David Beckham has no choice but to take good care of his balls. I mean, Victoria would probably chop them off and preserve them in formaldehyde for safekeeping if he were at all lax about testicular upkeep. Those are some serious babymaking tools he's got there. Can't be too careful.

Then again, maybe he just likes touching them. Can't say I blame him, if that's the case.

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David Beckham & Posh Gettin' Their Kink On

Sassy Smith — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 22:06:00 GMT

Put the kids to bed and lock the door - someone's gettin' their freak on! Who says moms and dads can't be sexual?

Celebrity couple - David and Victoria Beckham - were spotted recently on a particular shopping mission. According to the Sun, they were seen at a sex shop - the Pleasure Chest adult superstore- in Hollywood, reportedly stocking up on a bunch of goodies.

A witness told the newspaper: "David grabbed a small shopping basket and stocked up on a variety of goods. Victoria was very vocal, cracking jokes constantly.

“They seemed to know exactly what they wanted and after asking an assistant where items were, they grabbed what they came for.”

Rawr!

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HerBadMother — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:33:00 GMT

Victoria Beckham is launching yet another line of something or other (what was the last thing? perfume? tractor exhaust pipes?) but she wants the world to know that she's not doing it because she's some kind of money-grubbing attention-whore. You know, like Britney Spears:

"I'm a complete control freak and I want everything to be perfect. I'm not doing a Britney Spears and just putting my name on something and saying, 'Sell this perfume.' This is a real passion of mine. People think all I do is go shopping like a miserable cow, but, in actual fact, I work bloody hard.

She also wants the world to know that her latest venture - a line of men's jeans inspired by her husband David (he of the tractor exhaust pipe) - is specifically intended to rid the world of the evil of bulgey crotches:

I think guys should wear jeans big and baggy, with a big pair of boots or flip-flops - exactly how you see David when he's out in his jeans and T-shirt. Do not pull them up tight and have your bulge showing. Let it hang! I didn't want anything too tight around the crotch. That really.. ..repulses me. It might be fashionable, but you are not going to get that from (Beckham's line) dVb."

Which, great. The world does need less bulgey crotch.

She's going to have to work a little harder on the less Britney Spears thing, though. That hasn't really caught on.

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David Beckham Won't Sue His Mistress

Sassy Smith — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 20:04:00 GMT

Is David Beckham a cheater? According to his "mistress" Rebecca Loos, yes. She says she had an affair with the celebrity, married father of three. Of course, David and his wife Victoria (Posh Spice) have denied her claims - which, hey how do we really know if they're true or not? Perhaps she's an opportunistic fame whore?

Regardless, the Beckhams have decided not to sue Rebecca because it's "not nice." Ah, okay, that's a different approach. Posh doesn't want to upset her family life.

According to Now magazine:

Posh says, "I trust my husband 100 per cent." David and Victoria called Loos' allegations "ludicrous" and "absurd." Victoria made the decision to ignore her. "We have children and I wasn't going to go to court and drag up my personal life.

"We have a very nice positive energy around us as a family and if it's not positive and nice, I don't want to know about it." Hmm, is that a "bury your head in the sand" kinda thing? Or maybe Posh is very secure in her relationship with her husband and the rest of us don't know jack.

Either way, Rebecca Loos gets her 15-minutes of fame before she fades into obscurity.

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Sassy Smith — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 16:03:00 GMT

David Beckham is a celebrity, a soccer star, a dad and married. He's also an adulterer. Allegedly. ~~Totally~~.

Reportedly David had an affair - well there are reports of more than one woman - with Rebecca Loos back in 2004. You know, I had never heard that claim before. Makes you wonder what kind of relationship that Beckham and his wife, Victoria, aka Posh have?

Rebecca Loos is using her sordid fling with the married soccer player to promote herself and her "career." She's previously appeared on a few celeb television shows, one which I won't name because, quite honestly, it's disgusting. She's apparently had a fake marriage to Jenny Shimizu, who claimed to have relationships with both Angelina Jolie and Madonna.

Loos is now using her claim to ~~sleaze~~ fame to promote her new music single. I found it on youtube, and I highly doubt, even her affair with David Beckham will help her music career. Don't bother looking for it on the charts.

There is at least one other woman who's come forward to admit that she too, had an affair with David. I'm wondering what kind of impact this will have on the Beckham's sons? They're little right now but eventually they'll be old enough to surf the internet and having celebrities for parents, they're bound to find and read things about their mom and dad. Perhaps Becks and Posh have an "arrangment." Who are we to judge? But they'll have some explaining to do to their boys down the road.

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