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Beyoncé Is Pregnant and Packing On The Pounds

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 13 May 2008 17:35:00 GMT

Have you ever gone up to someone and asked them when they were due, only to have them inform you that they aren't pregnant? Sure you have, and I'm sorry I slapped you but I'll have you know I was just retaining water that day.

Well let's hope Beyoncé has got something in the oven besides an extra sandwich, after today's Page Six headline screams "Eating For Two?" and then goes on to say that the singer has really packed on the pork. "She has gained a lot of pregnancy weight," a source said. "When she gains weight, she normally does the Def Jam detox, but not now."

Beyoncé has never even officially confirmed that she married longtime boyfriend Jay-Z, much less the fact that they're expecting a child together.

Her rep obviously has had enough of the speculation, since she issued the following statement: "I don't know if she's pregnant. Let me perform an ultrasound and get back to you."

Alba Will Eat

Whit Honea — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 19:04:00 GMT

A pregnant Jessica Alba is keeping her strength up while walking the markets of Paris by eating her body weight in sandwich. Everyone loves a good sandwich, especially baby.

It actually looks pretty good. I need to stop writing this stuff while ~~drunk~~ hungry.

Photo: Gossip Girls

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Is Tom Cruise the Meat or a Bun?

Whit Honea — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 00:21:00 GMT

Katie Holmes looks as happy as a Roma tomato to be in this beefcake sandwich. By beefcake I mean Tom Cruise and Orlando Bloom, respectively.

Yeah, they don't do it for me either, but I understand they're popular with the ladies.

Photo: TomKat Crazy

Alec Baldwin Invited Me (and Some Golden Globe People) Back to His Place

Whit Honea — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 21:32:00 GMT

Don't worry, if the Golden Globes are canceled due to the writer's strike we can all go over to Alec Baldwin's pad in New York. The 30 Rock star says:

Barring any imminent settlement of the WGA strike, the 2007 Golden Globe Awards will be held at my apartment on the Westside of Manhattan this year. I have cleared all of this with the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. The HFPA makes only one simple request and that is that you pre-order your meal selection NO LATER than Friday, January 4th, 2008.

HuffIt

The choices are as follows:

1) Tuna Salad, whitefish salad or egg salad (choice of one)

2) Ham, turkey, bologna, swiss cheese (choice of two)

3) Potato salad, macaroni salad, cole slaw (choice of two)

4) Pickles, relish, mustard, mayo, rye bread...all complimentary.

5) Beverages are as follows: Liter of red or white wine or 6 (six) cold bottles of Amstel (promotional) complimentary.

All other cocktails will be cash bar. (Sprite, Coke, Strawberry YooHoo and Diet Peach Snapple are complimentary)

Please e-mail your food order and e-mail your clip for the show to: TheglobesareatAlecs@AlecBaldwin.com

A quick Red Carpet, hosted by Radioman, will be held at the parking lot of Tavern on the Green before we are all shuttled to my apartment building. 'Round...5:30-ish? Sound okay?

Looking forward to seeing you all on January 13th at my place.

Hey, if it's anything like LudaChristmas, I'm there.

Source: The Huffington Post

Photo: Heckler Spray