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Gene Simmons & Prostitutes

Sassy Smith — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 14:03:00 GMT

Gene Simmons of Kiss fame, oh and of that nasty little sex video fame too, is going to shock us again. How? He's penned a tome called Ladies of The Night and it'll offer his readers a "historical insight into the world's oldest profession." That's not all though - Simmons' will spin his point of view from a very personal perspective. Oh I just bet he will. *Shudder*

Gene said: They [prostitutes] make a very good living doing what biology dictates, which is they charge for their companionship." Um, okay.

This will be the rockstar's third book and it's slated to be released later this year.

Can't wait!

*I'm not implying that the women in the photo are prostitutes. I'm sure they're lovely young ~~porn chicks~~ ladies.*

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Gene Simmons Sex Tape Is REAL

HerBadMother — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:13:00 GMT

Just in case anyone had any doubt, even Gene Simmons' lawyers are admitting it: that is, indeed, big Gene working his little genie in that sex-vid that's causing such a sensation on the Internet.

According to the cease-and-desist letters that are being sent to anyone who has dared post the video on the internet, the guy with the penis in the video is, in fact, Gene, and he has not given permission for this particular sex-performance to be broadcast (webcast, whatevs):

“The video in question was surreptitiously filmed without Mr. Simmons’ knowledge by a woman named Traci Anna Koval. To the the extent that Ms. Koval ever claimed to have any interest in the video, which is both disputed and inconceivable, given its surreptitious filming, such rights were acquired by our client Allied Industry in 2003, pursuant to a written assignment and release agreement in which Ms. Koval assigned all of her interest in the video to Allied Industry, including the copyright, represented and warranted that no additional copies would be exploited or distributed and expressly consented to injunctive relief.”

So there you have it. The video was filmed surreptitiously, without Mr. Simmons' knowledge. Which means, yes, that he was there, but just didn't know, at the time, that he was being filmed. Once he did know, he acquired rights over copy and distribution. Translation: HIS TAPE, in all manners of speaking.

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Karen — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:21:00 GMT

If you haven't seen the Gene Simmons sex tape, please ensure your stomach is empty and your eyes are closed. I mean really.

Even the model he was collapsing upon turned her head when his giant freak head was coming at her to smooch. Gaggerific. How do I know this? Oh I watched it. Through my fingers and squinty eyes, I swallowed my gag reflex several times in order to serve you, the people. You're welcome.

Anyway, ol' Gene has issued a statement on his website:

"Hi everyone. You may have heard or seen garbage that has sprung up from my past. Rest assured the proper legal team is looking at all ramifications and options.

"And us? Shannon, Nick and Soph are happy and healthy. All is well.

"And thank you all for the kind words of support."

Your past Gene? As in a few months ago? If this chick was much further back in the timeline, I'm pretty sure you'd be the one looking straight into the barrel of a legal team.

Kind words? Uh, Gene? You haven't been reading blogs, obviously. We're all sufficiently grossed out. Even my best friends who had a Foreigner song play at their wedding are going to get divorced and re-married just so they can lose the now tainted memory of their first dance. The only "support" I can offer is for you to buy your sad ass a Bowflex and maybe try this funny food called salad, because you are not going to burn more than 3 calories having sex like that. Dead people burn more calories. The sad thing is, you can't lose weight from that fat head of yours.

Dude. Be like Better Midler. She's best seen "From a Distance." Oh and there's that whole thing about her never having a camera on her while she's being a slave to a wang. I'm pretty sure your poor grissle missle is embarrassed for you.

Gene Simmons Sex Tape

Whit Honea — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 17:21:00 GMT

If Gene Simmons of KISS fame knows one thing it's sex. He was recently filmed having some of what he knows with a young Aussie hottie named Elsa. In case you were wondering Elsa is not his companion, former playmate Shannon Tweed, you know, the mother of his children. No, she is somebody different. Not the companion.

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that Shannon has entertained the notion of Gene sleeping around before, hell, she's probably been in the room a few times.

This is Gene Simmons people.

BTW, I was going to put up some pictures from the tape, but even censored it was kind of gross. If you want to see the tongue in NSFW action click here, pervert.

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Photo: Strutter

Gene Simmons: I've Had Sex With 4600 Women

Sassy Smith — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 21:04:00 GMT

Gene Simmons, of Kiss rockstar fame and star of his own reality show, Gene Simmons Family Jewels, has said in an interview with a Canadian web magazine that he thinks women should be given the power to rule. This from a man who also claims he's slept with 4600 women. And by "slept" I mean had sex with.

"I believe that every single country by dictum should be ruled by women but just at the high end,” Simmons told Dose.ca. He said that men should be in charge of “pragmatic, everyday things [because] you women refuse to roll up your sleeves and build skyscrapers and pour concrete and pour the roads that we all drive on because your nails will break. That's why the ant colonies have it right: there's a queen and the rest are all male workers." Um, hate to burst your bubble there Genie, the ant workers are female. Only the drones are male. Duh. So as usual, we're doing it all anyway.

"[My life] is not normal," Simmons said. "What I do and have done for decades is stick my prodigious oral member out ... hump my guitar and spit blood. And Shannon was, if you judge the book by the cover, the playmate of the year, on the cover of Playboy many, many times, and we've never been married. How is that normal?" Fascinating stuff isn't it? For more on this, the interview with Simmons airs on MTV tonight. Don't ask me what show or what time, I lost interest after the first sentence. Ha!

Photo source: TomGreen.com

Gene Simmons Dead? Almost - He's on Trump's New Celebrity Apprentice

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:15:00 GMT

With rumors swirling that he had died, Gene Simmons missed his chance to garner some sympathy. Instead, he surfaced today on the lackluster list of celebrities willing to be humiliated by toupee-king Donald Trump on The Celebrity Apprentice. Looks like Simmons won't be rock and rolling all night and partying every day.

The show had boasted for months about the "stellar talent" it was assembling for the celebrity version of The Apprentice, but by the looks of this list one wonders if we mistook "stellar" for "in the cellar." Joining KISS musician Simmons are country singer Trace Adkins, former model Carol Alt, former Taxi star Marilu Henner, former Olympic medalist Nadia Comaneci and former heavyweight boxing champ Lennox Lewis. And those are the recognizable names.

Since rumors of the notoriously self-promoting Simmons' death came less than 48 hours before the show's announcement, I think we all know who started it. You're fired!

Is Gene Simmons Dead?

sweatpantsmom — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:20:00 GMT

**UPDATE: KISS ALIVE! Gene Simmons is still lickin'! And about to be fired...

Just when we were starting to breathe easy now that Travis Barker is alive, the internet is buzzing again, this time with news that Gene Simmons of the rock band KISS has died. And once again the story originated from a MySpace blog, which stated that the rocker had been found dead by his daughter, Sophie.

My guess is that he's alive. Then again, I just now found out Elvis is dead, so what do I know.

Is it true?