FameCrawler : short

Jamie Lynn Out With Baby Maddie

Karen — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:02:00 GMT

Jamie Lynn was spotted running errands with baby Maddie, and she sure doesn't look happy that the paps are hovering. At least they are keeping their distance it seems.

Jamie Lynn took Maddie to a medical appointment, then to Wal-Mart, then they hit a Spears' family favorite: Nyla's Burger Basket.

It's interesting to see Jamie Lynn acting like a Mama Bear. She's all; "Stay away from my baby!" So so so glad I'm not famous! I'd claw the photographers faces off!

TONS OF PHOTOS AFTER THE JUMP!

More Jamie Lynn OK! Magazine Photos

Karen — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 14:32:00 GMT

Just think, 16 more years and this one will be having a baby too!

Oh whatever. Apparently it's really easy for teen moms!

Will Smith: "I'll Tell My Wife If I Need To Have Sex With Someone Else"

Karen — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 19:03:00 GMT

Will Smith is a red-blooded man and he claims he and his wife Jada Pinkett-Smith are very open about noticing other people.

‘Our perspective is, you don’t avoid what’s natural and you’re going to be attracted to people,’ Will explains.

‘So sometimes we have the discussion: “Wow, this or that girl is freaking gorgeous”. I’m not going to say anything to my buddies that’s any different than what I say to my wife.’

And Will, 39, reckons he'll tell Jada - and she'll tell him - if they ever feel the need to have sex with others.

Each will say: 'I’m not going to do it if you don’t approve of it,’ he says.

But Will's not sure what he'd do if one day Jada, 38, confides that she does want to take a lover.

‘I don’t know how I’d feel,’ he confesses. ‘But I know I would react better than if I found out about it afterwards.’

That's pretty loaded. I wonder where all that came from and what their children would think?

Will Smith Is Not Finished Squashing People: Next Up, Tom Cruise

Karen — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 19:32:00 GMT

Someone must have told Will Smith to pick on people his own size. After he's finished squashing his daughter Willow, Will Smith will go after Tom Cruise's record time on the red carpet.

"It's hard to beat that dude. He has another gear.

"He did two and a half hours in France for Mission: Impossible on the red carpet. Now when I go to France, people will say, 'You know, Tom was out here for two and a half hours.'"

Hey Will? Tom is really little too. Who's next, Verne Troyer?

Here's Will speaking at the Nelson Mandela concert:

And singing Switch:

Jamie Lynn's Delivery Room Drama!

Karen — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:32:00 GMT

Star magazine is reporting that it was quite a dramatic entry into the world for little Maddie Briann. At the center of it was an inexperienced teenager, surrounded by mom Lynne and sister Britney trying to explain to Jamie that her actions could kill her baby. But the Zoey 101 star would not listen.

"The baby's heart rate dropped every time she tried to push," a family insider tells Star. "They did an ultrasound and quickly discovered that the umbilical cord was too short." But despite the doctors' dire warnings, the 17-year-old "was adamant about having a natural delivery."

Everyone in the room at Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Center in McComb, Miss., pleaded with Jamie Lynn to listen to the doctors — including big sister Britney. Brit had already been with Jamie Lynn for hours, massaging her back as she endured painful contractions. "But she got mad," says the insider. She told Jamie Lynn to "just have a damn Caesarian," as she did. "Britney then ran out in tears because she couldn't bear to see what was happening."

The girls mother, Lynne, only added to the tension. "Lynne was already angry because her daughter didn't want her in the delivery room at all," says the source. "But she had insisted on being there, along with Casey Aldridge, Jamie Lynn's boyfriend. Jamie Lynn cussed and yelled at her mom, and told her to get out. She cursed Lynne for bringing her into the world to bear such pain."

I just keep shaking my head. Lynne sounds like a freaking drama-causing toolkit. I can't WAIT for her stupid book to come out. They should hand it out to every pregnant teenager with a big sticker that says EPIC FAIL.

Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor are Throwing in the Towel

Whit Honea — Fri, 02 May 2008 20:58:00 GMT

Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor know when to say when. They have two children and no plans to add to that total.

Taylor tells OK magazine, "We have a new puppy and that's enough! Two babies and three dogs is enough."

Hey, that's what we have, two babies and three dogs. One is still a puppy and has single-handed(pawed?) destroyed all things of value. Good thing she's cute.

I think the Ben and Christine should have us over for a BBQ or something.

Photo: Celebutopia

Bridget Moynahan is a Giant

Whit Honea — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:15:00 GMT

I never really thought about how tall Bridget Moynahan is, but judging by this picture of her and her mother, I'd say 6'8. Either that or her denim loving mama is only 4' nothing. In that case her Daddy Moynahan must have been a giant of Andre-like portions.

That's what I call good genes. The jeans look nice too.

Photo: Celebrity Baby Scoop

Katie Holmes Got Back

Whit Honea — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 00:11:00 GMT

Damn, Katie. Baby's showing back. Look at this next picture, she's showing more back than Tom's showing short. That's hot.

Photo: Celebutopia

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Look Like Saucy Siblings

Whit Honea — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 22:14:00 GMT

Katie Holmes was cool enough to wear flats to the premiere of Lions for Lambs which combined with Tom Cruise's platform shoes leveled the playing field. Cruise still insisted on standing on a stack of phone books, but whatever, he's the star.

Is it just me or is TomKat starting to resemble itself? They look more like brother and sister, or sister and sister, than husband and wife. I can't tell where one ends and the other begins. They complete each other. That's so romantic.

Photos: Celebutopia

Tom Cruise Makes a Realistic Cardboard Cutout

Whit Honea — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 21:42:00 GMT

Too. Many. Jokes. Somewhere between Hitler and Freddie Mercury I'm left with this lifelike cutout of Tom Cruise. It does look pretty real, except that it is a bit on the tall side.

What is that on his palm? A musical note? Does his other palm play dixie?

Crap, that joke works on so many levels I should just retire. That's it. I'm out.

Photo: Gabby Babble

How to Dress Like Katie Holmes and/or Suri: The Video Tutorial

Whit Honea — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 16:15:00 GMT

You know that jeans and jacket outfit that Katie Holmes wore (once) that set her back $6,000? How would you like to wear that same thing for only a hundred and some change? Now you can!

The Suri accessory cost extra.

There are also some other stars covered, but to be honest I lost interest when I realized I was too tall to play Tom.

Photo: Celebutopia

Tom Cruise is the Hottest Little Man Alive

Whit Honea — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 18:42:00 GMT

The British love their short men. They've compiled a list of "The Sexiest Little Man" and America's sweetheart, Mr. Tom Cruise, took 1st place. The rest of the list, mostly people you probably won't recognize, can be found here.

While I don't think it necessary to divide people on such things as stature, it is nice to provide a forum for Cruise where he can pretty much be a ringer. It must feel good knowing that you're heads above the competition, relatively speaking of course.

At least he didn't win "The Sexiest Crazy Man" award. That would reek of backhanded compliment.

Photo: dlisted