FameCrawler : shotgun wedding

Oh Pete Wentz, Where Did Your Parents Go Wrong?

trix — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:06:00 GMT

I've played a few drinking games in my heydey, but I've never gone as far as Pete Wentz and his new drinking game, nor will I ever.

He calls his game "Piss Roulette" and it pretty much speaks for itself. Pete takes a few bottles and fills them up with apple juice and the last one with his own urine. He picks up the bottles throughout the night and takes drinks until he gets to the urine filled bottle.

I mean really, what kind of example does that set for poor little Bronx? Yes, I know he's little now, but if Pete is doing this while he's little, there is no telling what he'll do in the future.

This video is disturbing and you don't have to watch it but shows how sick he really is. Hopefully Pete won't mistake his pee bottle for Bronx's juice.

If I was Ashlee, I'd be pissed, no pun intended, that my husband let this be known about him. If you want to be a freak, do it on your own time and not with my kid in the picture.

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Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams are Married...and Expecting a Baby?

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 21:05:00 GMT

Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams up and got married in Savannah on Tuesday without telling anyone, and now of course people are talking. Saying things like, 'shotgun wedding' and 'Mandy must be knocked up' and 'Who's Ryan Adams?'

Well, this being FameCrawler, when someone says 'pregnant' we listen, and I'm starting to believe the rumors are true. Based on what? Something I like to call the Jennifer Aniston Pregnancy Indicator. Don't laugh - people thought peeing on a stick was a crazy idea at first, too.

You remember a few days back, and the internet was buzzing with rumors of Jennifer Aniston's pregnancy and they were based on the fact that she had been photographed recently wearing a couple of loose, baby-bump-hiding dresses and a pair of unflattering jeans? Here, let me refresh your memory:

Well, lo and behold, I give you Mandy Moore in a couple of loose, baby-bump-hiding dresses and a pair of unflattering jeans:

Coincidence? I think not. I'm going to go out on a limb here and congratulate Mr. and Mrs. Adams on their nuptials, and also on the upcoming birth!

(Of course, if the rumors about Aniston's pregnancy turn out to be false, maybe this theory doesn't hold water. If so, Mandy just has some explaining to do about that awful dress with the faux bowtie)

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Ashlee Simpson - Bronx Comes First

trix — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 19:03:00 GMT

Ashlee Simpson's new gig in Melrose Place is good for her, for a couple of reasons, they are good reasons too.

She took the job so she can be close to her baby boy. She wants something stable and close to home so she won't have to travel away from home.

A source told people magazine, "She was specifically looking for something in television as her next step, that filmed in Los Angeles, so she wouldn't have to be away from Bronx. Music is still a passion but [Ashlee] felt this was the best thing for her and her family at this point in her life. She's really excited about Melrose Place."

Look at that, another young mom stepping up and being responsible, that's what we like to see.

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Are Ashlee and Pete in Trouble With the Law?

trix — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 15:34:00 GMT

If you're an Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz fan, plus a CSI:NY fan you are in luck.

On March 18 the Wentz couple will play a couple of Bonnie and Clyde type wannabes on the show.

I've just started watching these crime shows and I will admit, I'm addicted. I might just watch the CSI:NY just to see them act. I have a funny feeling that we will be pleasantly surprised by their acting chops.

Will be you watching?

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Ashlee Simpson Asks for Help

trix — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:32:00 GMT

Don't you just hate it when you've been a mother for years and one of your friends has their first baby and they try to tell you the best way to mother your children?

You just smile and nod and say, "Awesome,I'm glad that works for you, because it sure doesn't work on my kids."

You would happy to have Ashlee Simpson as a friend then, because she is practically begging for advice.

Ashlee is turning to her friends, mainly Nicole Richie, for tips on everything from, how to get Bronx to sleep to anything she could possibly need help with.

Good for Ashlee, the most important thing you need to remember when trying to accomplish something, is to ask for help.

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Jessica Simpson Wants Someone to Pass her Knowledge To

trix — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 13:36:00 GMT

Is Jessica Simpson trying to hard? What do you think, should she just relax and let life happen instead of trying to force it?

Jessica is trying really hard to get pregnant and have a baby with her beau Tony Romo.

She says that she is a, " more stay-at-home - right now I'm doing the Christmas tree and everything. I'm in Dallas and its fun, Tony hasn't had Christmas in seven years because they have football every Christmas and he can't go home. So I'm bringing Christmas to him this year. Believe it or not, I like to bake pies. Tony's favorite is pumpkin pie and I haven't mastered that yet. Maybe I'm more of a baker - I like to make cakes, more fattening."

I hope that when she does have kids she is able to tell them that you bake a pie just like you bake a cake.

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Jessica Wants A Wedding and Baby Next Year?

trix — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 22:05:00 GMT

Jessica has classic big sister syndrome. This last year she watched her baby sister get knocked up, married and now have a baby. She has got to be dying inside, just a little, with every happy announcement that her sister has.

Of course, I'm not saying that she isn't truly happy for her sister and her accomplishments in life. I'm just saying that she wants them for herself too. Jessica and Ashlee have been in competition for their daddy's attention since they were little and that sibling rivalry is hard to overcome, even later in life.

Jessica is ready to settle down with Tony Romo and pursue all her other dreams. There is talk of a spring wedding and rumor has it that Jessica wants to have a wedding and baby by the end of 2009.

She better get moving if she wants to have a baby by the end of 2009, she needs to get pregnant by the end of March. She does know that right?

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Hottie Scarlett Johansson Desperate?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 17:05:00 GMT

Is hottie Scarlett Johansson desperate? You wouldn't think someone young and beautiful would be, but according to sources, she is....

...desperate to have babies! Sure, she and Ryan Reynolds married only 2 months ago, but why wait? Why enjoy some time alone before you stop popping kids out?

The couple would also like to adopt as well - perhaps a child from an American inner city.

A source told the Chicago Sun-Times, "Scarlett and Ryan are madly in love and want to start a family sooner rather than later. Scarlett is keen to be a young mom and does not plan to be the sort of woman who leaves motherhood too late and starts worrying about her biological clock ticking."

I wonder how having a family fits in with Johansson's 'not believing in monogamy' thing? She's previously said it's not human nature to be with just one person. Maybe she's changed now that she's married.

Good luck making babies!

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Ashlee Simpson Is In Labor-For Real This Time

trix — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 05:26:00 GMT

Last week we reported that Ashlee was in labor alas, no baby.

However, today is the real deal! Ashlee is at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, having her baby. A family member confirmed to US Weekly Magazine that she is at the hospital and they are eagerly awaiting the baby to welcome it to the family.

I'm excited for the family!

Congratulations! I hope you got enough sleep, if not, remember to sleep when the baby sleeps.

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Update: It's Been Confirmed, Ashlee Simpson Is In Labor

trix — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 23:40:00 GMT

It's true, it's true. Ashlee Simpson is/was in labor.

We reported last night that Pete wrote on his blog, that due to breaking news he had to cancel his appearance on "Larry King Live". I thought the breaking news was that Ashlee was in labor.

Turns out, I was right. Pete sent a text message to his friends telling them that the moment was upon them and that Ashlee was in labor.

I don't know if she's popped that baby out yet, but we should have news for you shortly.

Breaking News...I Think Ashlee Simpson Is In Labor

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Breaking News...I Think Ashlee Simpson Is In Labor

trix — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 01:14:00 GMT

Breaking News...

Pete Wentz wrote a statement on his blog stating why he won't be appearing on "Larry King Live" tonight.

"Due to breaking news and scheduling conflicts i will not be appearing on larry king live tonight, though i am a big fan of the show and look forward to appearing on it in the future. i also look forward to the chance to continue supporting civil rights and speaking out against the passing of proposition 8 and others like it (Im looking at you Arizona and Florida) whenever and wherever I can."

Does this mean that Ashlee is finally having that baby of hers? Hallelujah!

Stay tuned, we will keep you updated.

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Pete Wentz Wants To Have A Normal Family

trix — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 17:39:00 GMT

Are Ashlee and Pete going to go into hiding after she has the baby? Pete Wentz says that he would love to have a normal life with his wife Ashlee and their baby. A life where they aren't recognized everywhere they go.
He says, "Everyone writes stories about Ashlee and I going out to nightclubs or whatever but nobody writes about how much fun we had just riding mountain bikes and hanging out in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio. There was no-one there to recognise us. It was fun, being 'normal' like everyone else. It's like a weird fantasy to have."
Cry me a river, if he wants to have a normal life and not be recognized, he should stop wearing eyeliner and his trademark hoodies everywhere he goes.

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Ashlee Simpson Is Radiant

trix — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:01:00 GMT

I think this is the prettiest I've ever seen Ashlee Simpson look. Not that she isn't a pretty girl, it's just that sometimes she wears clothes or headbands that just don't flatter her figure or look. This picture is straight on, and it's good. Do you know how difficult it is to take a good picture head on? It's very difficult. Yes, her eyes have different shapes and her nose is a little crooked but they just add to the charm of this picture. Her eyes are clear and bright and she has great bone structure. I guess I just never noticed before, I was probably drawn away by Pete Wentz's ridiculous hoodies and eyeliner.
Oh yeah, she was out to dinner with friends the other night. She is in that stage of pregnancy where you are just waiting, waiting for your baby, waiting to be comfortable again, waiting to start this new part of your life. It's the longest, yet shortest wait of your life.
Ashlee's mom Tina recently moved in with Ashlee and Pete to help with the baby after the birth. I wonder what she thinks of their goth nursery.

Ashlee Simpson's Last Minute Preparations

Ashlee Simpson Is White Trash

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Jessica Simpson Looks Foward To Babies

trix — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 14:03:00 GMT

Jessica Simpson talked about kids in a recent interview, and expressed her desire for a large family. She said, "On babies: "I’d love six kids running around, but I guess I’ll have to start pretty soon. I can’t wait for [Ashlee's] baby to come. I already feel as if I’m an aunt because I talk to that baby all the time. I’m really close to my sister and since she’s pregnant right now, she’s always around, which is great."
Does Tony Romo know this? I'm sure daddy Joe has let him in on what's expected of him.

P.S. Jessica had another embarassing moment at the races when she sang the incorrect words to the national anthem.

"Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight. "

Simpson sang, "Who brought stripes and bright stars through the perilous light."

Ashlee Simpson's Last Minute Preparations

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Ashlee Simpson's Last Minute Preparations

trix — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 11:48:00 GMT

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is ready to pop but she stopped in to Every Picture Tells a Story and bought a print from A Nightmare Before Christmas collection. People magazine reports that an eyewitness said, "Ashlee looked radiant and heavily pregnant, she had bright red hair and looked striking. She was very sweet and had a genuine interest in the children's art on display."
I bet she can't wait to have that baby, it's been a long hot summer and she's been carrying a heavy load.
She said that they are getting the nursery ready and that they can't wait to be parents.

I will say though, the print they picked out would tickle my 5 year old pink. He loves all things Nightmare Before Christmas.

Ashlee Simpson Is White Trash

Cute Or Weird? Ashlee Simpson Sleeps With Teddy Bears

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Ashlee Simpson Is White Trash

trix — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 14:35:00 GMT

Don't get mad, she's the one that set the tone.

Ashlee's 24th birthday was a "white trash" blowout. She so pregnant, only a few weeks to go before she's due, she can't really party it up. So the low key party was held at her parents house and all the guests were invited to wear "white trash" chic. "Ashlee wore Daisy Dukes and platform flip-flops with a bathing suit and a fake tattoo around her belly." Sounds fun.
The menu was a backyard barbecue type of menu, you know all the good stuff. The guests had corn dogs, macaroni and cheese, chicken fingers, and french fries and tons of cheap beer.
Sounds like a good time was had by all and Ashlee had an excuse to eat all the "bad" foods.

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Ashlee Simpson Is Wicked and Ready To Pop

trix — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:01:00 GMT

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, Pete along with her big pregnant belly, stepped out to the Pantages Theater to see "Wicked".

He can dress up and look nice sometimes. Why doesn't he dress nice to go to the theater? I mean come on, his style is so unkempt and unflattering. Do we really want our sons to look up to him and his style of dress, and adopt it for their very own? I have two sons and I know mine will not grow up looking like that.

In other news, Ashlee is due this month and looks like she's ready to be done being pregnant.

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Scarlett Johansson Pregnant?

Karl Erikson — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 16:34:00 GMT

"Mmmm," Ryan Reynolds is saying, "Look at those boobs. They're mine, all mine!"

Yes, it's true, ladies. Over the weekend Ryan Reynolds, 31, and Scarlett Johansson, 23, got married in a resort outside Vancouver. A wilderness resort. Guests included ScarJo's mother and brother. The couple got engaged in May after dating for a year or so.

This leads to the obvious question: is ScarJo preggers? That's what some are saying. That'd definitely make Ryan a DILF, and give Scarlett some monster tatas. If she's not pregnant, why the sudden rush to get married in the Canadian wilderness? And why Ryan Reynolds? Is Obama spurning her advances? And was Alanis Morissette a guest, too?

Millions of women worldwide have groaned over Reynolds being taken off the market, but honestly, I can't see this shotgun wedding lasting for long. They'll have the baby, realize that they really have nothing in common (aside from the baby), and get divorced in a heartbeat. I give it 7 months, tops. No worries, gals.

I admit to having a bit of a man crush on Ryan myself. He's going to be in next year's X-Men: Wolverine, too!

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Pete Wentz Arrested!

trix — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 15:26:00 GMT

Oh I know, It was a few years ago, but Pete's talking about it now.

He told Playboy magazine that, "I got into my car to leave her (girlfriend), and I smashed it into two other cars. It was like bumper cars.
"I wasn't in my right head; this was pure anger and frustration. Then I got out and started punching out car windows. That's when the police pulled up.
"I punched the side mirror off a car, and an officer grabbed me. I made an attempt to punch him as well. It was pretty pathetic. He handcuffed me and put me in the back of a car... The neighbours were outside and the girl was crying. I had to call my manager from jail."

Sometimes we all need a little something that pushes us to get all our ducks in a row and sort through our issues to get on the right track. He seems to have done pretty well for himself, he got the girl and has a baby on the way. Now if he'd only get rid of the hoodies and the eyeliner for good.

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Jessica Simpson-Ready To Be A Mom!

trix — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:20:00 GMT

Jessica Simpson may or may not be pregnant right now but, one thing we do know is that, she is definitely ready to breed. She doesn't really have anything else going for her right now. Her acting career is non-existent, her country music career isn't taking off the way her daddy would like so she's going to do the next best thing.

She is moving into Tony Romo's house and is decorating a nursery. She's actually redecorating his whole house with big plans for a nursery. The couple has talked about having kids and is ready to take their relationship to the next level. "Both of them agreed that it was practical to live together before a wedding so they can work out the kinks."

If her dad would stop making choices for her and let her lead her own life maybe she wouldn't be such a mess.

Will her dad come out with a tell all book about her childhood too?

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Jessica Simpson Designing Maternity Wear?

trix — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 11:32:00 GMT

This is the dress Jessica Simpson wore on her recent appearance on Good Morning America. Do you think it looks like a maternity dress? It's a dress from her upcoming line, and to me, it looks a little like a maternity dress. It's a little billowy in front with the little draped panels in black on the side for a slimming look, all the requisite things for a good maternity dress. I'm not really sure if I would have worn this dress while pregnant though, it's a little too Jessica Simpson for me. She should stick to the shoes, the shoes are almost always cute.

She may have worn this dress, becasuse she's pregnant. Supposedly she jumped the gun and told Tony that she was pregnant, and she may not be. If she is, I'm sure daddy Simpson will make the most of his little girl being pregnant and exploit her for all she's worth. She does have a bump hiding bag/dog carrier here...hmmm

We can all hope that Tony Romo would be man enough to put his foot down and keep papa Joe out of the mix.

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French Justice Minister Pregnant - Sperm Donor Or Nicolas Sarkozy's Baby?

Sassy Smith — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:11:00 GMT

French justice minister Rachida Dati is pregnant but she's refusing to name the daddy. There are, of course, rumors floating around, that she may have used a sperm donor - and does sperm donor mean it could be President Nicolas Sarkozy's child?

Some reports are saying that the 42-year-old went to Denmark to get an anonymous donor. Other sites have said it could be Sarkozy's baby - she and the President were once romantically linked - or maybe the 'donor' is former Spanish prime minister Jose-Maria Aznar. I'm thinking Sarkozy's wife, Carla Bruni, might have a problem with this. Probably Mrs. Aznar wouldn't be thrilled with the news either.

Sarkozy's reps have stayed 'mum' on the accusations, and Aznar's office have publicly denied the rumors.

There are others on the possible 'baby daddy' list: Dati's former boyfriend, Henri Proglio, Dominique Dessegne and a French TV host called Arthur.

Dati has said that her pregnancy, if it was 'consolidated,' she would be very happy - I guess meaning it was done 'clinically,' and thus she used a sperm bank?

One blogger said, "Dati likes tall blond men, and would have gone to Denmark to find a sperm bank."

Well-known French commentator, Renaud Revel, stated on his blog, that the French media know the identity of the father, but would never publish the name.

"The German of Anglo-Saxon press would have X-rayed Rachida Dati's pregnancy, to the point of producing the father's ID papers and his DNA. But the French media are kept at a distance.

"The father has been known to the newsrooms for week. But not a line, not a name, not the slightest allusion has appeared."

Oh the conspiracy of it all! Maybe it's none of our business anyway? But isn't it grand to speculate?

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First Official Pictures of Jessica Alba's Honor Marie-When?

trix — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:41:00 GMT

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren hit the cash cow with Honor Marie. They made a deal with OK! magazine for 1.5 million dollars for the exclusive rights for the first pictures of Honor Marie. When do they come out? The sun'll come out tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow, there'll be sun. So did you get that, the pictures will be out tomorrow.

Come look, we'll have 'em here tomorrow.

In an interview with U.K's Cosmopolitan Jessica said, "Nothing was planned – the pregnancy or the wedding, but he took it in his stride and convinced me we'd conquer all!" About her pregnancy she said, "Being pregnant is kind of like a sedative, every thing's just chill. I don't get as anxious about things. Like right now, a movie coming out, you know over analyzing everything. And now I'm just kind of like [shrugs]. I got something else going on."

Isn't that refreshing? Pregnancy more important than anything else, what a novel concept. Now if we could just get everyone else to think the same way.

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Jessica Simpson- Pregnant Or Baby Envy

trix — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:17:00 GMT

Is Jessica Simpson trying to steal little sister Ashlee's thunder? Is she so desperate for publicity that she will spark rumors about herself, by acting and appearing pregnant?

Jessica was photographed over the weekend sporting, what looked to be a baby bump. She was celebrating her 28th birthday in Sherman Oaks, California and was wearing the bumpalicious staple of the flowing dress and cowboy hat.

Her boobs really do look bigger, much bigger.

I'm not sure who the onlooker was and why they are an expert on Jessica Simpson's size but they said: She definitely looked bigger than she usually does, and her breasts seemed to have swollen too. It could have just been down to a big lunch, but it looked like more than that. She also kept holding a grey jumper in front of her stomach, as if she was trying to hide something."

I hope that's not what onlookers are saying about me, I try real hard not to be noticed.

Another source said: "Jessica has yearned for a baby for years. She's told friends that she can't wait to be a mom and has even joked that if she has to, she'll resort to making her hairstylist pal Ken Paves the adoptive daddy. Jessica never imagined that her tomboy younger sister would have a baby first. It would be very hard for her not to be jealous."

Wow, it sounds like there might be a little sibling rivalry there but nothing out of the ordinary. Though if it is, why does it have to be about a baby? Having a baby should be about the baby, not about getting publicity and jumpstarting your career.

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Jessica Alba Sold Out Honor Marie

trix — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 14:16:00 GMT

Jessica Alba gave in to OK!

Jessica Alba was offered 1.5 million for the first pictures of Honor Marie. Jessica had previously declined offers to sell pictures of her baby but she must have changed her mind when she saw all of the other lemmings jumping off the cliffs.

OK! is really cashing in these days, yes they are paying obscene amounts of money for pictures of babies but they have to be making it up at the news stands. Or are they?

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