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Quit The Miley Cyrus Bump Watch - It's Not Gonna Happen

trix — Wed, 06 May 2009 14:33:00 GMT

Miley Cyrus has vowed to abstain from sex until she's married. She is going to hold on to her virginity until her wedding night.

She told the Daily Mail,“I want to keep my virginity until I marry. I was brought up in a Christian family.” What happened with all the scantily clad pictures?

Hmmm, Is she going to be another Brooke Shields or Britney Spears, claiming they still had their virginity, yet come to find out later, they lied.

Miley Cyrus is A Momma's Girl

Jamie Foxx's Apology, To Little Too Late

Britney Spears Is Not Pregnant

MIley Cyrus Has No Idea What She's Talking About

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Miley Cyrus Is Computer Literate

trix — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 17:32:00 GMT

Miley Cyrus is very internet savvy. She looked up Alice in Wonderland on the ole' computer and is now convinced that the story is about ecstasy.

Now, I'm not sure which Alice in Wonderland she's been looking up, but the Lewis Carroll version was written 124 years ago, before ecstasy. Now if she was talking about opium, that would be a different story.

I don't think she's looking up the right one.

Her parents may need to put a parental control lock on her computer. I know that the book isn't about ecstasy, but I looked it up and read all the info just to be sure.

Yep, I was right, no ecstasy references, there were some mathematical references, but no ecstasy.

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Miley Cyrus to Reunite With Big Brother?

trix — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 19:32:00 GMT

Miley Cyrus may have another man in her life soon, no, no one is going to replace Justin. She's going to be a little sister, I know it doesn't make sense, she's already a little sister, but her big brother Cody wants to be a part of her life now.

Christopher Cody Cyrus is her 17 year old big brother from another mother and he is ready for his shot at the big time. Well at least a big time relationship with his dad and the rest of his family.

His mom, Kristin, dated Billy Ray before he met Tish and split up after a short while and guess what, she was pregnant. When she had Christopher, Tish was already pregnant.

Scandalous, that kind of stuff didn't happen in 1991 did it?

Well. here's hoping it all works out for the best, for the whole family, we all need all the support we can get.

Daddy Ray Cyrus Not Happy About Foxx's Rant

MIley Cyrus Is Still A Momma's Girl

Attention: Miley Cyrus Wants Some Privacy For Puberty Please

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Jamie Foxx's Apology to Miley - Too Little Too Late?

trix — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:26:00 GMT

Jamie Foxx apologized to Miley Cyrus on Tuesday night's edition of the "Tonight Show".

His apology:

I so apologize to [Cyrus], and this is sincere, I am a comedian, and you guys know that whatever I say, I don't mean any of it. And sometimes, as comedians, as we do, we go a little bit too far.

"I have a radio show...We're really the black Howard Stern. We go at everybody. There was a situation with Miley Cyrus, and I just want to say, I apologize for what I said. I didn't mean it maliciously. You know I'm a comedian. You know my heart."

Then he looked at the camera, "Miley, I apologize, so I'll call you. I got a daughter too, so I completely understand."

Do you think that was enough? Should he call her and apologize "face to face"?

Miley Needs Privacy for Puberty, Please

Jamie Foxx Rants About Miley

Miley's Daddy is Spittin' Mad

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MIley Cyrus Is Still A Momma's Girl

trix — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 18:16:00 GMT

Despite fame and fortune, Miley Cyrus is still just a little girl at heart.

She has a busy schedule and works long hours, but at the end of the day she misses her mommy.

She said, "I still like to sleep with my parents sometimes. I'll go into their bedroom and snuggle with my mom, because I've been working all day and haven't seen her."

Oh, that's sweet, maybe there is hope for her yet.

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Attention: Miley Cyrus Wants Some Privacy For Puberty Please

trix — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 18:05:00 GMT

Miley Cyrus wants to be left alone so she can go through puberty in private please.

She recently stated that she is fed up with the constant media coverage of her figure. She said,"One thing that bugs me is people who say, 'Miley really needs to lose some weight,' or, 'she got her boobs done.' I did start out really skinny, but you're not going to have boobs when you're 12 years old. I'm like, 'What are you talking about - let me grow!' "

As far as I'm concerned, she can have all the privacy she wants concerning puberty, however I do have to call into question some of the decisions she or her parents have made. Just because she is on TV and is a singer doesn't mean she is more mature than any other normal 16 year old who makes bad decisions.

I understand puberty is too hard of a time to be under the constant scrutiny for your looks and body development and would never comment on them. But Miley, please just stop being so public about your wonderful, loving relationship with your 20 year old boyfriend, these are the things will last and haunt you, forever.

Miley Tells The Obamas No!

Miley Seperates Families Everywhere

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Miley Cyrus Has Very Little Parental Supervision

trix — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 13:33:00 GMT

Where are Miley's parents?

Billy Ray and Tish have a weird sense of appropriate behavior if they were even thinking about letting Miley move in with her boyfriend.

Would you let your 16 year old daughter move in with her boyfriend, on her own?

Miley was just, "so much in love with Nick Jonas, that she didn't care if the sun was out or not", and now she loves Justin to death. She may be "mature" because she has a different kind of lifestyle, but maturity on the road doesn't equal maturity in life. If she were to move in with him, she would be knocked up in no time.

Her reasons for not moving in with Justin quite yet are a little more selfish. She says, “I get annoyed really easily. I love him to death . . . but no . . . [Justin] is so smart, but just like, everything has to, like, go where it’s supposed to go and if it doesn’t, I get like really frustrated.”

Sounds like she has miles to go. . .

At least she took time out to give a fan a photo outside her pilates class.

Is Miley Cyrus the Next Jamie Lynn?

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Is Miley Cyrus the Next Jamie Lynn?

trix — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 22:35:00 GMT

Miley Cyrus is growing up before our very eyes and it's not necessarily a good thing. She was recently lambasted for jogging in a bikini with her much older boyfriend Justin Gaston. This comes after the Vanity Fair photos and the photo scandals from last year. Now her mommy and daddy let her get a tattoo of her boyfriends initials somewhere on her person. OyVey!

Apparently Miley convinced her parents that the infinitink tattoo was the best choice and could be removed if need be.

What's next for miss Miley? A 16 year old girl has to get permission from her parents to get a tattoo, but not to have sex. The next thing we're going to hear is that she's knocked up and Disney is going to drop her.

She'll apologize and it'll be okay. It won't cause a furor because it's already been done a couple of times.

Would you let your sixteen year old daughter get her boyfriend's initials tattooed on her? Love is such a fickle thing, as are sixteen year old girls. When I was 16 I eraser burned my boyfriends initials into my leg. Far less permanent but boy, were my parents angry when they saw it.

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Which Young Celeb Starlet Is Acting Inappropriately Again?

trix — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:32:00 GMT

What are these women looking at and so excited about?

MIley Cyrus' mom was inappropriately excited seeing Justin Gaston walk down the runway at the Christian Audigier fashion show.
Has Miley Cyrus not yet realized that the cameras are watching her every move? Does she think that tongue flicking and lip licking at her way to old for her boy toy, is okay?
Miley Cyrus is only 15 and well on her way to being the next Jamie Lynn, someone needs to take that girl in hand. Miley getting pregnant might not be the best scenario, but at least she has the money to take care of the baby, isn't that what they said about Jamie Lynn?
I'm just not sure of the dynamic in that family, does Miley rule the roost or do her parents have any control?
I don't think her parents have any control over Miley. I think they may have in the past but now that she is a superstar, what she says goes.

Here's a link to pictures of Justin before and during the show, there is also a video of Justin on the catwalk and Miley's reaction.

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Please Tell Me Pam Anderson & Criss Angel Aren't Making Babies?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:06:00 GMT

I'm going to file this under "eww," and "please no." A few months back, before Pamela Anderson divorced Rick Salomon and they were still actually together, there were rumors that Pammie was being a naughty wife and had hooked up with Angel. Now that Anderson is a single mom again, I suppose she's entitled to play the field, but come on, Criss Angel? The two of them alone skeeve me out, but together? Double gross. Please tell me they aren't going to reproduce?

According to Perez, the pair were seen at Elton John's concert at the Coliseum on the weekend, looking "very cozy." Just the thought of those two together make me want to shower. Seriously, what if they are hooking up and plan on making babies? *Shudder*

I always wonder what Pam's son's think about their mother's, uh, "carefree" ways with men? I'm guessing a huge therapy bill might be in Brandon and Dylan's future. Just sayin'.

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Robin Williams and His New "Nanny"

Victoria Beckham: From Wrecking Music To Trashing Fashion

Karen — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:04:00 GMT

Is she chaneling Seinfeld's mother? Does she want a cigarette in a foot long cigarette holder? Bingo? Lawn bowling? Pinochle tourney?

Seriously - screw the apologies for breaking up the Spice Girls (thanks Vicki, by the way), she should be putting out a public apology for this ~~bathrobe~~ coat.

Dear Spice Girls: No Apology Needed

Victoria Beckham Broke Up The Spice Girls

The Spice Girls Tour: CANCELED! Mothers Everywhere Rejoice

Dear Spice Girls: No Apology Needed

Karen — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:03:00 GMT

The Spice Girls ~~think we care~~ issued an apology for canceling the rest of their ~~world~~ tour. The tour was canceled due to family obligations they say, but Victoria Beckham is again attempting to steal the spotlight by telling the world she is responsible.

Really ladies, just wrap it up.

"It's been incredible being back together and seeing our fans again. Really sorry if we didn't get to see you this time around. We have other commitments in our lives now. But who knows what will happen next?" the band stated in the apology.

The tour is set to end in Toronto on February 26th.

Victoria Beckham Broke Up The Spice Girls

Karen — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:06:00 GMT

Mothers everywhere rejoiced when we heard the Spice Girls final tour was coming to an end, and Victoria Beckham is claiming it was all her doing. Boy I'd like to shake her hand.

Husband David Beckham says his wife quit the Spice Girls to become a full time fashion designer. Victoria herself claims she only re-joined the Spice Girls for her 3 sons.

"I was very nervous about going back into the Spice Girls because I didn't want to send out a confused message," News of the World reported her as saying.

"The reason I decided to do the tour was to show my kids that mummy was a pop star once.”

Victoria has also said that she may not join ‘Spice Girls’ in future again.

"I've been thinking about this for a long time. I'm not in the music industry any more. I'm in the fashion industry,” she said.

"I'm putting together a team of people now so it will be my main project when I finish this tour in a month. It's the last opportunity there will be to see the Spice Girls together,” she added.

The Spice Girls Tour: CANCELED! Mothers Everywhere Rejoice

Karen — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 17:01:00 GMT

Yeah, I called this days ago, but The Spice Girls website is trying to dole out different reasons:

01 February 2008

IMPORTANT TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT

Sadly the tour needs to come to an end by the end of February due to family and personal commitments for Emma, Geri, Mel B, Melanie C and Victoria. It was announced in June that, as well as the Europe and the US, the girls planned to visit Australia, China, South Africa and Argentina. Due to the phenomenal demand for tickets in the UK and the US along with the touring logistics for such a massive production it was not possible to fit everything in. As the girls return to normal family life and the kids go back to school they are reviewing all the options, who knows what the future might bring!

The girls said: “We’ve had such an amazing time over the last 3 months. It’s been incredible being back together and seeing our fans again. We want to thank everyone who came to see us. It was all so mad the first time round, so we’ve really been able to appreciate it properly this time. There have been so many highlights and good times that we know it will be hard to be apart after Toronto. Really sorry if we didn’t get to see you this time round. We all have other commitments in our lives now but who knows what will happen next.”

Whatever. I'm glad to see them go home. All this hype for overpaid, undertalented women to act like heathens in front of America's, Canada's and Britain's daughters? They're like the Mom-version of Bratz dolls. And by Bratz dolls, I mean whorish puppets made of plastic.

Some Spice Girls jokes for you:

Q. What is the best thing about getting a blow job from a Spice Girl?
A. 10 minutes of silence.

Q. What do you do if a Spice Girl hurls a grenade at you?
A. Take out the pin and throw it back.

Q. What did the Spice Girls mum say to her daughter's date?
A. If you're not in bed by eleven then go home.

Q. What do you call a Spice Girl behind a steering wheel?
A. An air bag.

Q. What's the difference between an intelligent Spice Girl and a UFO?
A. Dunno, never seen either.

Q. What's the difference between a Spice Girl and a 747?
A. Not everyone has been inside a 747.

Q. Why do Spice Girls smile when lightning strikes?
A. They think they're getting their photo taken.

Q. A blonde and a Spice Girl jump off the Empire State building, who
lands first?
A. The blond, the Spice Girl had to stop to ask directions.

Q. How many Spice Girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None, they only screw in cars.

Q. What does a turtle and a Spice Girl have in common?
A. Put them on their back and they're both f*cked.

Q. Why don't Spice Girls eat bananas?
A. They can't find the zip.

Q. Did you hear that the Spice Girls are going to employ Louise
Woodward as their new manager?
A. Apparently she's going to drop Baby Spice.

Q. What do Posh Spice and Dennis Bergkamp have in common?
A. They're both f*cking good football players.

EDIT: Commenter Christine wants to know my reason behind calling the Spice Girls whorish.

Reason #1

Reason #2

Reason #3

It's isn't at all the way they dress. It's the way they conduct themselves in front of children. Grabbing tits and faking blow jobs on stage is not something I would want my child to see, nevermind the being drunk on stage, falling down and laughing about it. Some of these women are mothers themselves and ought to understand that their whorish behaviour and stupidity is ignorant when they know full well who their target market includes. They are money grubbing, media whores. Period.

Pamela Anderson's Sexy Lingerie

Sassy Smith — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 14:07:00 GMT

Who better to start her own sexy lingerie line than Pammie Anderson? Can't think of a ~~trashier~~ classier woman!

Pamela believes her new line of panties, garters and bras will give female consumers an edge when it comes to their love making.

The Baywatch blonde says, "I am going to sit back and create a line of lingerie and body products, products that are really ~~slutty~~ sexy and things that I love to wear and my friends love to wear. I also want to do a show about creating those things."

Sign me up, where's my check book?

Photo source: Perez Hilton

Wanna Piece? Official Remix of Britney's 'Piece of Me' Video

Sassy Smith — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 20:02:00 GMT

Have fun...hate it or like it, up to you.

VIDEO AFTER THE JUMP

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Did Criss Angel's "Magic Wand" Come Between Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Do you like my 'sexually magic' innuendo title? Witty eh? So, what's the scoop? Did Mindfreak Criss Angel come between the disaster that is Pamela Anderson and her latest husband, Rick Salomon (I say 'latest' because you know he isn't going to be her last husband)?

A couple of weeks ago, Anderson and Angel were seen ~~whoring it up~~ partying at Las Vegas club LAX, then days later Pammie filed for divorce and then to make it not seem trashy and irratic, she posted on her website that she and Rick were "working it out." Dysfunctional with a capital FREAK.

However, Life & Style is reporting that Criss says nothing is going on between him and Pam. "Pam is a wonderful human being and a friend and has been for a while. And you know what, people will talk about any celebrity that I'm with. It's inevitable!"

I'm shocked that anyone would think that the former Baywatch babe would be anything other than faithful to the guy she's with. She seems so stable.

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Tina Fey Hates Paris Hilton

Sassy Smith — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 13:04:00 GMT

Well, perhaps hate is a bit strong, but Fey sure doesn't have any love for Hilton.

Tina Fey has, in the past called Paris Hilton a "piece of shit" (God I love Tina Fey!) and apparently she's not really changing her tune. Fey is worried about the influence that Paris has on children.

"I regret sinking to that level of discourse. But Paris is a terrible role model and a terrible young woman. She needs to be ignored." I couldn't agree more!

Fey continues, "I work with people who have 12, 13, 14- year old girls, who are fascinated by her. They look up to her, and that's not great. You can buy videotapes in which you can see her bejanis (vagina)! There's a whole generation of girls in Hollywood who think that they can stuff in the press and make it true. It's not just Paris, a whole bunch of them do." Wanna bet she's lumping Britney in there too?

We need more "Tina Feys" in this world. Oh ya baby!

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K'Fed Dishes-Britney's a Sexaholic & An Exhibitionist

Sassy Smith — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 22:05:00 GMT

Kevin Federline, Britney Spears' ex husband and baby daddy, is saying that he knows why she's so out of control. He said Brit's a....

Sex addict and an exhibitionist! *Gasp*. I had no idea and neither did the millions of other people watching her self destruct live and in color. Thanks for stating the obvious there Kev. Popozao ya'll.

Federline is saying that Brit's mother, Lynne Spears has given her 25 year old daughter, mixed messages about sexuality.

“Her image as a teenager was all about the naughty, sexed-up schoolgirl,” Kevin told pals. “She was overly sexualized and then told not to act on any of it.” But, ah, I think she has acted on it. Just sayin'.

K'Fed also said, “Britney realized that having wild sex was a way to rebel against her mom,” says a tabloid source. “The day she had sex for the first time, she realized it held the key to regaining her life back from her mother — and she’s been racing down that road ever since.” Yes, in her big white pumpkin car that she runs over people with. Get outta my way all ya'll. Vroom Vroom.

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Hey Ya'll, Britney is Weave-A-Licious!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 13:02:00 GMT

Britney's weave looks like....

...a place that a rat might like to make a nest or, take a dump. Is that harsh? Perhaps, but come on people! The chick brings in over $700,000 a month and that's what her 'hair' looks like? Honestly, you've got to be kidding me. My hair could take down Brit's hair in a contest any day. Bring it.

Britney was shopping with the weave that never seems to D.I.E. and even posed with some "fans". I'm assuming they were her fans, either that or the young girls thought she was Zoey 101 star, Jamie Lynne, Brit's sister, who let herself go and got yucky pimples and was frighteningly attached to her Frappuccino. Poor kids were probably all confused and scared.

Brit, listen to me, get a pad and pen and write this down: Shampoo, conditioner, hair brush. Use the first 2 items in the shower (come ya'll, we know you do sometimes shower), then towel dry your hair, once out of the shower and then use the third item on the list to make your hair look all pretty, instead of looking like a dirty pirate head. Trust me, it does work. Give it a try. Let us know how it goes.

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Lynne Spears Thinks Britney Doesn't Have The Right Tools To Be A Good Mom

Sassy Smith — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Lynne Spears, Britney's mom, doesn't believe Britney has the right "tools" to be a good mom. Hmm, apple doesn't fall far from the tree does it?

“Britney’s mom Lynne said Britney wants to be a good mom, but she doesn’t have the tools to do so,” a source tells the National Enquirer. Hmm, maybe Britney got her lack of "tools" from Lynne or her dad, Jamie Spears. Just sayin'.

Brit's dad, Jamie, also testified and said, "I have a sick daughter who needs to get help before she can be a good daughter". Probably very true daddy-o.

Perhaps if these two parents, Lynne and Jamie, hadn't shoved their daughter into the spotlight at such an early age, let managers whore her out and all the rest, maybe Britney would be capable of being a good mother at this point in her life. Ha. Who am I kidding? Britney's like a burned out light bulb-not very bright.

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Britney Spears Lusting After Kim Kardashian?

Sassy Smith — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 11:02:00 GMT

Nothing surprises me anymore about Britney Spears. Now, she apparently wants to get it on with Kim Kardashian?

During a tell all game with some friends, Brit was asked which celeb she'd most like to have sex with and she reportedly said, "I really love Kim's butt, skin and hair. Kim is a real woman. She is a real horny beast." Ah huh.

Kim herself, caused some commotion when her homemade sex tape with former boyfriend Ray-J was released. Maybe Britney should just approach Kim and ask her if she'd be interested in making another homemade sex tape. Wink wink.

Spears has also said she lusts after such celebs as Carmen Electra and Halle Berry, while Brad Pitt and George Clooney are on her list for sexy men. Oh, don't forget, her # 1 hot to trot item, her Cheetos.

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Britney Ran Over A Cop's Foot-She May Be Charged With Hit & Run

Sassy Smith — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 23:20:00 GMT

Britney Spears ran over an L.A. County Sheriff deputy's foot . Apparently she's not only going for "Mother of the Year" award, she's going for "Super Citizen Award" too. You go girl. Keep reading......

While leaving her custody hearing on October 26th, Britney, in her little ol' pumpkin mobile, was being directed to turn left by a deputy and by turn left, she apparently thought he said, "run over my foot". Dang ya'll, Brit had alot on her mind that day. I mean she changed her clothes 3 times during the hearing. That takes alot out of a popwreck!

The victim has no broken bones, but is getting around on crutches and has been assigned to light duty. Just a week prior, Britney ran over a photog's foot. That's two now. Third times a charm Brit.

A "traffic collision complaint" has been filed by the Sheriff's Dept and the LAPD is currently conducting an "active investigation". Brit could be charged with a hit and run. We know she can wear hot pink tiger stripes well, so she can probably pull off an orange jumpsuit too. Oh ya baby.

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Spears & Federline: Financial Details Revealed in Documents

Sassy Smith — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 17:06:00 GMT

The never-ending saga that is Britney Spears, sure keeps us tuned in. Financial details have surfaced, in yet more documents uncovered.

In documents released Thursday, we get to see just what Britney and Kevin each spend during any given day, month, year, ~~who gives a rat's ass~~. Here's a run little snippet of what's inside ( full documents here and here for your reading pleasure):

This is what their monthly records look like:

Britney's Expenses:
• $102,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacation
• $49,267 on mortgage payments
• $16,000 on clothes
• $4,758 on eating out
• $2,500 on phone bills

Kevin's Expenses:
• $5,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacation
• $7,500 on rent
• $2,000 on clothes
• $1,500 on eating out
• $750 on phone bills

Also, it shows that Kevin earned a whopping $3,300, in royalties, in 2006 for his ~~crap~~ smash hit "Popozao". He knows how to write 'em and sing 'em.

Kevin also earned more than half a million bucks in 2006, mostly from entertainment (huh?) and endorsements but minus his business expenses (again, huh?), he only grossed $7,436. Perhaps he should hire a person capable of actually managing his money, in a, you know, business way.

Spears' earns $737,000 per month. Not bad for someone who gets to walk around in a perpetual state of nutty.

Photo Source: DailyMail UK