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Whitney Houston on Celebrity Big Brother?

Karl Erikson — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 11:37:00 GMT

What amazing singer turned Train Wreck of the Century is in talks to appear in the British version of Celebrity Big Brother? That's right, Whitney Houston!

"We're aiming high for the new series. We want top-notch stars, no Z-listers," a source tells the Daily Mail. "We'll be back with a bang in 2009!"

Oh, holy hell. You KNOW I'm watching that shit! Whitney? That is going to be messed UP. Man, I used to have such a crush on Whitney. You know, back in the 80s, when she was still hot and unused. Now I wouldn't touch her with my worst enemy's guggenheimer.

Houston, 45, is the ex of bad boy Bobby Brown and together they have a 15-year-old daughter, Bobbi Kristina. Bobbi is a future crack whore but don't blame her. Look at what she has to work with.

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Spying on the Neighbors: 7-22-08

Whit Honea — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 21:57:00 GMT

I need a vacation.

Why Bale was in trouble (Perez Hillton)

Bale's sister (TMZ)

Kate Moss gets back (fametastic)

Alec Baldwin throws a hissy (Hot Momma Gossip)

Jennifer Garner covers up (Celebrity Moms)

Reece lookin' hot (The Superficial)

Spears needs to stop smoking (Gabby Babble)

Spying on the Neighbors: 7-11-08

Whit Honea — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 22:52:00 GMT

Smoke got in my eyes...

Nicole to visit the homeland (fametastic)

Is A-Rod in Sir Charles' top 5? (TMZ)

Heidi Klum praises Seal (Knocked Up Celebs)

Levi goes home (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Reese and Jake in Paris (Gossip Girls)

Posh pants not so posh (Perez Hilton)

Spying on the Neighbors: 6-20-08

Whit Honea — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 21:54:00 GMT

Hey, if the camp's a'rockin' don't go a'knockin'.

Are these celebrity moms or hookers? (Scanner)

The Lowes (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Denise Richards and girls are all smiles (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Katie Holmes beats Super Mario (Binkywood)

Brad Pitt and Ed Norton love ~~fighting~~ Radiohead (Expo Say)

Heidi Klum in NYC (Gossip Girls)

SJP and Matthew raising a smoker (Perez Hilton)

Beckhams Love Tom Cruise While Oprah Watches

Whit Honea — Tue, 06 May 2008 20:09:00 GMT

There have been rumors printed (mostly here) that the Beckhams and Cruises were no longer chums. That isn't the case. I know this because Oprah proved it. Oprah is like the Chuck Norris of the heart. She gives and shares and if you don't accept it with a smile she'll roundhouse your ass.

Here is the Beckham moment:

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[via ASL]

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TomCruise.com is NOT a Porn Site

Whit Honea — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:29:00 GMT

It finally happened. TomCruise.com is up and running along Gore's green information highway. It was only a matter of time. The surprise is that the site isn't for the popular Tom Cruise marijuana that all the kids are digging (the sick kids, it's medicinal). Nor is it hawking anti-depressants or selling Xenu readiness packages. That's right, folk(s), it's an official Tom Cruise site featuring nothing but everyone's favorite Maverick. Hell, it doesn't even mention his kids or any of his wives. It's all Tom, all the time.

Now that Tom Cruise knows how to work the internet it's only a matter of time before he's reading FameCrawler. Hi, Tom! I was only kidding about you and Beckham turning business time into business time. Look, we're friends, I'll start the link love. Visit TomCruise.com today. It's official!

[via The Superficial]

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Best of FameCrawler: Week of April 11

Whit Honea — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Bobby Brown: I Was Whitney's Beard

Smoke Tom Cruise, Go Crazy

Woody Harrelson & Owen Wilson Swim Naked?

Tori Spelling's Pregnant Bikini Photo

Heather Mills Sends 8 Pages of Instructions To Hotel for Daughter Bea

Beyonce Bump Buzz

Twin Bumps! Lisa Marie Presley & Angelina Jolie

Tom Cruise: Leaving Katie, Taking Suri?

Heather Mills Nude Pics Finally Surface

Jamie Lynn Spears Goes Postal

Smoke Tom Cruise, Go Crazy

Whit Honea — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:20:00 GMT

Tom Cruise should be flattered, or possibly pissed. I guess it depends on whether or not Scientologists believe in marijauna. I'm going to say yes.

It turns out that there is a new bag of weed in town and it's named after our very own Tommy. It is officially called "Tom Cruise Purple." Tom Cruise because it makes you go crazy and purple because, hey, is that a gay joke? I don't know. Pot smokers are pretty clever, eventually.

The thing is, this isn't a bunch of guys smuggling ganja in their shorts, this is medicinal marijuana, the kind you can buy in vending machines in L.A. (really). That means that someone in the medical community has a) a sense of humor (see stoned) and b) a need for sensitivity training. Sure, Cruise is all that and a bag of chips, mmm, chips, munchies anyone? Where was I?

Oh, Tom Cruise, right. He may be all of that, but he's still a dad that I assume doesn't want drugs glorified or attached to his name. If this was street weed that would be one thing, but to have somone sign paperwork and actually name it after Tom Cruise, that doesn't seem right. Let's hope Tommy is okay with it.

Source: Snarky Gossip

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Look Out Rockies, Here Come Mike Timlin and the Running Red Sox

Whit Honea — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 19:50:00 GMT

Mike Timlin and his son J.D. knew what they were doing. They got the show on the road and they ran with it.

What's up with the actual red socks that J.D. is wearing? How are we supposed to see Schilling's ketchup stain on those?

Look, I just made a whole post about Boston without making fun of them. It must be the smoke getting to me.

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