FameCrawler : spice girls tour

Holy Photo-Op! It's Victoria Beckham and Bat Spice!

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 15:05:00 GMT

No, it's not one of Michael Jackson's kids - it's a masked Cruz Beckham, 3, taking a stroll earlier this week with bat mom Victoria Beckham.

In case you hadn't noticed, Victoria is perfectly color coordinated with her son's costume. What kind of crazy person does this? Only a celebrity with way too much time on her hands. While the rest of us mortal moms can barely get out the door with our shoes matching, Posh has her stylist pick out an outfit that will perfectly match the red in her son's cape.

By the way, my shoes always match. My socks, not so much.

[photo: People.com]

Bad Santa: Victoria Beckham Receives Turkey Stuffed With Lotion

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 17:05:00 GMT

And you thought that Chia Pet you found under your tree was tacky; Victoria Beckham received a turkey stuffed with skincare products as a Christmas gift. The unfortunate bird, a gift from celebrity skin doctor Dr. Neetu Nirdosh, was intended to help the Spice Girl while on her world tour and during her extensive air travel. But the gift was an especially poor choice since Beckham is a vegetarian. "The thought of her using these products that have been stuffed inside a turkey is just nuts. She refuses to eat meat or wear fur so Victoria is far from impressed from it," a source says.

It's an honest mistake. The guy was probably wrapping up some goodies for Posh when he realized he'd run out of wrapping paper and gift bags and thought, "Hey, I'll just use this big hunk of poultry instead." Don't pretend you've never done that before.

[photo: People.com]

From the Um, Ewww Files: Posh Wears Panties In Her Hair

HerBadMother — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 14:33:00 GMT

Posh stylist Ben Cooke recently told Closer magazine that g-strings were the Spice Girl's secret go-to hair accessory. "When she had hair extensions," he told the magazine, "she used to tie her hair back with a g-string."

Okay, I'm sure that they were clean and all - they were clean, weren't they? She didn't just grab yesterday's Cosabellas from off the floor? - but still, the idea of using g-strings told hold your hair back is just gross. Crotch-floss in the hair? Whatever happened to good old fashioned hair elastics?

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Victoria Beckham Is Gay! Buy Her Perfume!

HerBadMother — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:01:00 GMT

Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice, has spoken out publicly against celebrity who come out with their own clothing and fragrance lines. All of them, that is, except her.

"There are so many - and I hate the word celebrities - clothing lines and fragrances, and most of them have nothing to do with it," she says in an upcoming issue of Elle Magazine. She, however, is the real deal - and she is, she says, so authentically fashion because she is actually a gay man. "I'm so camp! I'm a gay man trying to get out!"

First of all, I didn't know that Victoria Beckham was a gay man, but now that I think about it, it makes perfect sense. Explains a lot about her look, and her marriage.

Secondly, I didn't know that she was different from other - and I hate this word too - celebrities, so different that her clothing line and fragrances have nothing of the taint of fame-whoredom and money-grubbery about them. Her products are special, people, and she wants you to know that so that you can go out buy them - her fragrance, Intimately Beckham (gag) and her line of jeans for Rocawear - right away.

Maybe her products are so special because they're designed and marketed by a gay man masquerading as tarty pop-star-cum-soccer-wife. You gotta wonder, though, what such a character's preferred 'intimate' fragrance smells like. Jock straps and silicone?

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Geri Halliwell: Weepy Spice

HerBadMother — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 23:12:00 GMT

Geri Halliwell - aka Ginger Spice - reportedly got emotional at the first Spice Girls show in Vancouver the other day and issued a heartfelt apology to fans and her fellow Spice girls:

"I would like to say a big sorry to all the fans... especially those in America. I walked out on you as well as the girls. You never got to see us as a five-piece... this is my opportunity to make it up to everyone. Thanks for the second chance."

Aaaawww. That would, like, totally warm my heart if it weren't so likely to have been staged. I'm sure that Geri regrets bringing the Spice Girls juggernaut to an end - more, I'm sure, because it represented the death of her career than because she just really hates that she let all those North American fangirls in platform boots down - but I seriously doubt whether there was a single second in that show and in the entire Spice Girls relaunch project that was not micro-produced. So, yeah, that apology? Scripted.

Yeah, I'm a buzzkill. So sue me.

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David Beckham Banned From Spice Girl's First Show

Karen — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 19:03:00 GMT

Kicking off their tour in Vancouver Canada, the Spice Girl's are excited about their comeback tour, but Victoria doesn't want hubby David Beckham to attend.

“One minute Victoria is saying she wants me there and then it’s ‘No, don’t come to the first show, as we’ll all be too nervous’.”

“I think I’ll be at the show a couple of days later in San Jose and have the boys with me. And I know VICTORIA will ring me as soon as the first show ends.

“She says the rehearsals have gone amazingly well.”

It would be difficult for the soccer star to make it to Vancouver for that first concert anyway. He would have faced a 16 hour flight from New Zealand where his team is on tour.

Dancing With The Stars Finale: Mel B One Of Three Celebs In The Running

Sassy Smith — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:33:00 GMT

Mel B, aka Scary Spice is on tonight's final of ABC's Dancing With The Stars. Joining Melanie Brown, are singer Marie Osmond and Brazilian race car driver, Helio Castroneves. Hope she has her best ballroom dancing shoes on this evening!

Mel's partner, professional dancer, Maksim Chmerkovskiy was asked if he thought voters made the right decision sending Jenny Garth home last week, and his response was, "I think Jenny was better than Marie Osmond. Frankly, I think there are a lot of other people better than Marie." Apparently, it's a view shared by many, as some feel Marie's gotten by on public sympathy rather than talent. I beg to differ, because she's my favourite to win, but to each his own.

Chmerkovskiy said of Melanie, "She's hands down the best dancer left...the most capable, most natural." Well, duh, what else is he going to say? Girl will cut him! She is doing a great job though, I'd have to agree with him on that point, but I'm still hoping Marie wins.

The results show airs Tuesday evening, with Celine Dion performing. What? Was Britney Spears not available? Oh snap!

Photo source: Mediaswirls

Spice Spawn Alert! Victoria Beckham is Pregnant

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 23:05:00 GMT

It's Monday, and that means only one thing here at FameCrawler - somebody's pregnant! Signs seem to be pointing to a Posh pregnancy, and the Spice Girl is said to be thinking pink. OK! Magazine is reporting that Victoria Beckham dropped some bucks last week at swanky L.A. baby store Petit Tresor on a few feminine baby items and then returned the next day to gather information for designing a nursery for her Southern California home.

Victoria and husband David Beckham are the parents of three boys - Brooklyn, 8, Romeo, 5, and 2-year-old Cruz - and has said recently that she would love to have a daughter. So is Posh preggers? As usual, it appears that calls to her rep have not been returned. Which, in Hollywood means that soon we'll be seeing Victoria wearing enormous tent dresses, carrying her bag in front of her belly and refusing martinis for Perrier.

[photo: People.com]

BBC Bans Raunchy Victoria Beckham Pics

HerBadMother — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 22:03:00 GMT

You know, when I saw the headline "Raunchy Photo of Victoria Beckham Banned by BBC," the first thing that came to mind was, she must have been naked. I mean, really: Victoria Beckham picks her kids up from school in bondage gear, her husband bares his buttocks on the covers of gay men's magazines, and they're still Britian's most beloved couple - so what could she have possibly been wearing that would have been deemed over-the-limit in raunchiness by the BBC?

Riiiiight. Isn't this what she wears to run errands? Also, didn't Benny Hill once wear something like this on the BBC? I don't see the problem.

Introducing Beau Jones: Baby Spice Unveils Baby Pics

HerBadMother — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 23:33:00 GMT

Emma Bunton posted the first pics of her new baby boy - Beau Jones, ten weeks old - on her blog today.

She added this commentary:

“Hi everyone, So sorry for the wait, but here is our beautiful little boy Beau. As you can see from the picture he is a bonny little soul, and he makes us so happy, he’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us. He’s 10 weeks old now and we can’t believe how quickly time flies. We’re all getting ready to go to L.A., we’ve packed his little bag with all his goodies. He’s started to sleep through the night now so mummy is getting some well deserved sleep before the tour.

I’ve been rehearsing with Geri and Mel C the last few days, and I really think it’s going to be a great show. We shot the video for Headlines (Friendship Never Ends) the other day and I didn’t stop laughing all day with the other girls, it was great having the gang back together. I really hope you love the single as much as we do.

Anyway that’s all for now, will try to send you a blog from LA and let you know how the rehearsals are going.

See you all soon, Lots of love, Emma xx”

He's gorgeous. Congratulations again, Emma and Jade!

(Source and photo: JustJared)