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Ruby Rebels Against Spider Powers

Whit Honea — Sat, 17 May 2008 11:05:00 GMT

Yes, I will beat this Spiderman stuff like the dead horse it rode in on. At some point Tobey Maguire will film another Spidey picture and I'll look like some sort of genius way ahead of his time. Or something like that.

In the meantime Ruby doesn't care for web-slinging. She's all about the flying. I think Tobey is okay with that.

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Call Off the Spider Watch: Mary Jane Not Pregnant

Whit Honea — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:50:00 GMT

Those of you that have been holding your breath for the sound of eight tiny feet running down the hall are out of luck. You are also out of your mind. Do you listen to comic books on tape?

But I digress. The point is that after 20+ years of marriage the Amazing Spiderman, aka Peter Parker, and his wife Mary Jane "Get'em Tiger" Watson are no more. Don't worry, there weren't any nasty court dramas or paparazzi land mines involved- just a deal with the devil (or devilish-type) that erased the whole thing. Their marriage never existed.

Looks like Aunt May can quit knitting all of those booties.

Photo: Sony Pictures

Philip Seymour Hoffman Doesn't Need a Costume

Whit Honea — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 20:33:00 GMT

Philip Seymour Hoffman is looking like a zombie without the aid of a costume. Speaking of costumes, that's his son Cooper dressed as Spiderman. His mom is Hoffman's girlfriend Mimi O'Donnell who is a costume designer. My first thought was that a costume designer should be able to do something better than an off-the-rack Spidey suit, but then I remembered that I too have a 4-year-old and that there is no such thing as compromise once their heart is set on an outfit. That said, it's actually pretty cool of the couple to let Cooper be a kid and do his thing.

You'll notice Cooper's pal is Superman. Don't these kids know not to mix their Marvel with their DC? Cats and dogs, man. Cats and dogs.

Photo: Celebrity Baby Scoop