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J-Lo Sacrificing Twins On Altar Of Scientology: Names Tom Cruise 'Godfather'

HerBadMother — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:31:00 GMT

Okay, so, you know what I learned in church? That godparents have to be the same religion as the babies that they're god-parenting. Also, they have to believe in, um, God. As opposed to aliens. Because, you know, that's the whole point. Godparents are so called because they share partial responsibility for teaching their charges that God runs the universe. NOT ALIENS.

Somebody forgot to tell that to Jennifer Lopez.

Actually, word has it that Marc Anthony tried to explain that to J-Lo - you know, because them being Catholic and all - but then she bitch-slapped him hard and he caved. So it is that Tom Cruise - in all his batshit crazy glory - is going to be godfather to the Lopez-Anthony twins.

Which, seriously? How much of a freaking fame-whore do you have to be to commit your childrens' spiritual well-being to the care of a man who believes that a tyrannical alien overlord stalks the universe hunting human beings and pursuing intergalactic domination and who, also, has really, really bad hair and the laugh of an insane man?

Word has it that Tom's first act as godfather was to present the twins with a fish tank. Which, if that doesn't raise alarm bells, I don't know what will. That tank is probably for their brains, intended as a Thetan-bypassing portal to the mothership where said baby brains will be implanted into Katie-clones so that Tom can continue to populate the earth with his army of cyborgs.

High price to pay for a few more cashmere baby blankets, no, J-Lo?

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Max & Emme Take Their First Vacation!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:32:00 GMT

Max and Emme are just over a month old and already they're packing their bags to take a trip - err, well, their parents are probably packing for them, but you know what I mean. So where are JLo's twins jet-setting off to?

The babies will be accompanying their parents to Venezuela. Their dad, March Anthony has refused to be apart from his wife and newborn twins, so they'll be going on tour with him. Marc has two concerts scheduled in South America, so he's made all the necessary arrangements for Jennifer, Max and Emme.

They've got quite a trip planned - staying at a five-star hotel in a presidential suite, and have 10 additional rooms booked on the same floor for ultimate privacy, several cars at their disposal, and a chain of the very best doctors on standby. Yup, sounds like our family trips - you know, minus the flashy cars, swanky hotel and our own doctors. We take one vehicle, some sleeping bags and bug spray.

Have a safe trip Max and Emme!

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Marc & JLo - He Looks Tired, She Looks Plastic

Sassy Smith — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:06:00 GMT

Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez were at the premiere of Shine A Light - a documentary directed by Martin Scorsese about The Rolling Stones - at NYC's Ziegfeld Theater on Sunday. He definitely looks tired and she, um, looks slightly unnatural.

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The new parents got dolled up for an evening out and although overall they looked nice, Marc looks like he's lacking about 346 hours of sleep and Jennifer put a tad too much make up on. By tad too much, I've seen clowns with less. Mean I know, but seriously, it's too much. Sure, new moms want to feel pretty but she kind of overdid it.

Let's hope he gets some rest and she can chisel all that eyeshadow off.

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Sassy Smith — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 15:02:00 GMT

I was pretty sure that Jennifer Lopez gave birth to twins just over a month ago - but I must have been mistaken!

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JLo left her NYC apartment Friday looking very much like a woman who DIDN'T just have twins. Seriously, where's her baby weight going? ~~Lipo~~. Anyway, speaking of the twins - Max and Emme - they were no where in sight. No money, no babies?

Good news though, Lopez does know how to tell her boy and girl twins apart.

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Sassy Smith — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:06:00 GMT

Every new mom deserves to be spoiled right? Marc Anthony thinks so! He and Jennifer Lopez welcomed their twins, Max and Emme on February 22 and just a few days ago, unveiled them to the world via People magazine - for a price of course. A whopping $6 million! Marc decided to splurge (using some of that baby money I guess) on his wife and now mother to his children, and purchased the popsinger a $300,000 eight carat canary dimaond ring. Very practical when looking after twin infants.

A source told New York Daily News that Jennifer wasn't quite expecting such a "generous gift, but Marc wanted to give her something to remember the day by." I would think Max and Emme would remind her, um, of that special day?

It's sweet and all that Marc wants to shower his wife with nice things but when celebs are given such a huge amount of money, wouldn't it seem less pretentious of them to at least donate some of that cash? Anthony reportedly owed $2.5 million in back taxes last year, so maybe he had to pay that off too?

Celebrities are just like us, except richer right? Right.

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