FameCrawler : sticky and sweet tour

A-Rod Will Be Home for the Holidays

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 23:05:00 GMT

Looks like p-whipped Yankee Alex Rodriguez will be pulling himself away from Madonna's clutches to spend Thanksgiving at home with his wife, Cynthia and their two children.*sound of whip cracking*

The New York Post reported on Tuesday that Cynthia had sent an email to friends slamming Rodriguez for "abandoning his kids on Thanksgiving to be with Madonna" and then claimed that Madonna had "called and he ran on her command back to New York City." *sound of whip cracking even harder*

But a source close to A-Rod insists the Yankee had never planned to spend Thanksgiving with Madonna in the first place. "He's going to be with Cynthia and her entire family for Thanksgiving, and this has been planned for months," the source says. "It's quite a big celebration."

"They have a large family get together every year. It was always his intention to go to the family get together with her family, and it includes a whole array of relatives."

Wonder if Alex will be allowed to have any leftovers after his Thanksgiving feast? Stay tuned.

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Madonna Tells Gwyneth Paltrow to Shut Her Piehole

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 19:05:00 GMT

When Madonna announced her divorce a few weeks ago, good friend Gwyneth Paltrow rushed to support her. "She's a very good friend. I'm supporting her in all the ways that I can. I'm just there for her. I speak to her a lot," Paltrow said while attending the premiere of her film "Two Lovers" at the London Film Festival. (Oh yeah, that's where she was wearing this dress, so maybe she wasn't thinking too straight.)

But according to the National Enquirer, Madonna thinks friends should be seen and not heard, at least when it comes to talking about the Material Girl's split with Guy Ritchie. “If you want to help me and be supportive of me, then keep your mouth SHUT!” Madonna allegedly told Paltrow. “Say nothing about me or my divorce.”

Harsh. Guess I won't be calling to see how you're dong anytime soon, Madge. Your loss - I was going to bring over some brownies.

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I Guess It's Over: Madonna Set to Bury Guy's Memory. Literally.

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 19:35:00 GMT

Anyone hoping that Madonna might possibly consider reconciling with Guy Ritchie might want to take note: The material girl has reportedly ordered her assistant to gather all photos, gifts and letters she received from Ritchie so that they can be buried. Now that's closure.

A source told London's Daily Express that Madonna is having all items "audited" and "digitally scanned" before they're entombed. "It will be a little bit like a funeral as she lays that part of her life to rest," the source told the paper.

Celebrities do crazy things! Why can't she just cut him out of all her pictures, put a voodoo curse on him and then set his car on fire like the rest of us do after a breakup?

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Madonna Divorcing G-Ritch, Hooking Up With A-Rod

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 21:25:00 GMT

Who knew that Madonna's recent hit 4 Minutes was referring to the time it would take her to be in a new relationship after her divorce? The singer just officially announced her split with husband Guy Ritchie yesterday, and it's being reported that she's already going public with her relationship with Yankee Alex Rodriguez. A source tells Usmagazine.com that the two "are definitely romantic."

Although Rodriguez and Madonna were linked as early as July when the singer was still very much married, the source says, "Guy is not involved in this equation. With or without A-Rod, Madonna and Guy haven't been 'together' for over a year - they have been privately separated. Madonna, however, wanted to finish her world tour before divorcing."

A source close to Rodriguez also confirmed the romance. "A-Rod and Madonna are more involved than ever. Alex has really missed spending time with Madonna. However, he understands the position Madonna's in."

What's next? Maybe the title of another recent Madonna single, Give It 2 Me says it all; it may be referring to the inevitable battle over custody of the couple's children.

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Lourdes Has Bat Mitzvah

Karl Erikson — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 22:49:00 GMT

Little Lourdes is all grown up. At least according to her religion. Lourdes Leon had her Bat Mitzvah at the Kabbalah Center in Manhattan last night, so she has officially come of age, even though she doesn't turn 12 until October 14. Geez, THAT'S how you dress for something as important as a Bat Mitzvah? Seems Lourdes already has terrible taste in clothing.

Even Madonna took a break from her touring and slamming Sarah Palin to come and celebrate. Now that Lourdes had her Bat Mitzvah, Lourdes has the same responsibilities as any other adult. Finally, a kid that has to pay a mortgage and remember to get her car registration during her birth month.

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Madonna Going to Assault Sarah Palin: Video

Karl Erikson — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 14:47:00 GMT

Madonna is in the middle of her Sticky & Sweet tour and, like a lot of celebs, can't keep her mouth shut about politics. Here she is threatening to kick Sarah Palin's ass and get her "off of my street." Course, after she says she wants to kick Palin's ass, she says she loves "her soul." Uh, yeah.

What's wrong, Madonna? Not getting enough publicity already? She does this shit on purpose, knowing full well there are tons of cell phone cameras around and it's going to go viral on Youtube. Ugh. Stay classy, Vadge.

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Madonna Banned from Cutting Her Hair

Karl Erikson — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:08:00 GMT

Madonna has been wearing her locks long during her Sticky and Sweet Tour, and would love a sexier chop, but husband Guy Ritchie says no. He's banned her from cutting her hair.

Madonna, 50, told Fox News, "I want to have shorter hair, but I have a husband that loves the long-haired look and, well, that is just one of the things I do for him."

The other things mostly involve the couple's leather love swing, but for some reason they cut that bit out of the interview.

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Madonna's Insane Airport Security Fashion Choices

Karl Erikson — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:38:00 GMT

Um, I don't really want to make fun of anyone, especially Madonna. Oh, wait. Yes I do.

Would you LOOK at this outfit she's wearing in the security check-in line at the Berlin airport? WTF?

Clearly this is a woman who is not used to lowering herself by flying commercial. God forbid she should actually, oh I don't know, get DRESSED.

I swear I want to be a gajillionnaire so I can leave the house in whatever the hell I want and not give a shit.

I give up. Every joke on this photo is far too easy. Give me something I can work with.

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Madonna With Pink Hair? YES!

Karl Erikson — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:02:00 GMT

You're going to think I'm making this up, but I swear it's the truth. Madonna has PINK HAIR.

See for yourself. Even with CGI you couldn't make this stuff up. Classic.

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Karl Erikson — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:34:00 GMT

Madonna's Sticky and Sweet concert tour is officially underway. Yep, she's 50 and she can still work it like a virgin. OK, would you believe material girl?

Being on a major world tour is a lot of work, and a lot of time away from home, so Lourdes is often with her on the road. I wonder what it's like to have Madonna for a mom? I mean, do you freak out every time she sneezes, just like the rest of the world does? Do you still roll your eyes at her and pretend she's not cool, just like the rest of the world does? Is Lola texting her friends with "OMG. U wld not blv teh crap shez wearing 2da"? Hey, you don't wonder about this stuff? I do.

For Lourdes, being around musical gods is no biggie. In fact, she was around for the second date on her mom's European tour recently when Elton John and Bono were watching the show. I know! I was surprised to hear that, too. What happened to the bitchslapping session between Madonna and Elton John when he accused her of lip-syncing a few years back?You can't depend on blood feuds lasting long enough these days, I swear.

Madonna is definitely Mommy, though. Backstage at her shows, there's a kids' playroom right next to her dressing room. As for her little pre-show rituals, Madonna likes to get a massage and facial before she hits hair and makeup. Then she likes to do some exercise and get centered with her eery third Kaballah eye, located oddly enough just below her left nipple. She calls it Madge.

OK, I may have made that last bit up.

About the exercise.

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sweatpantsmom — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 23:10:00 GMT

Okay, maybe you can't even mention her in the same sentence as the word 'virgin', but I still say Madonna looks pretty good for a 50-year-old mother of three. The Material Girl celebrates her half-century mark today, and birthday tributes are all over the web.

MSNBC.com says the pop icon surpasses the Beatles in terms of her musical influence. (Although they quickly point out that it's her "impact on the course of pop music that bests the Fab Four, not her sociological importance, songwriting skills or recording innovations.")

People.com has a photo gallery of Madonna's looks over the years that makes me want to get out my torn stockings and rubber bracelets.

USmagazine.com shows us other actresses who have also recently celebrated the big 5-0. Some of them look as good as Madonna, and some of them look, uh, worse.

CNN.com even has an online poll titled, "Madonna Turns 50: Is She Better Than Ever?" Sorry, Madge, but the current results say 74% NO, and 26% YES. Better get Gwyneth and your other pals to log on and vote.

ET.com is reporting that the Birthday Girl and husband Guy Ritchie celebrated last night by attending a service at a Kabbalah center in England. Like A Prayer!

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Madonna and Guy Ritchie Divorce Drama: Publicity Stunt!

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:35:00 GMT

Madonna has officially earned the title 'Material Girl.' Amidst rumors that the singer has broken up Alex Rodriguez' marriage comes the revelation that Madge and husband Guy Ritchie may be using the drama surrounding their impending split as a way to generate ticket sales for her upcoming tour.

TMZ is reporting that the couple had already decided to officially split in November or December after the conclusion of her 'Sticky and Sweet' world tour and that the $300 million she's expected to earn has already been earmarked for their children's future. According to TMZ the plan would go down like this:

There is a whole PR strategy that has been in place for some time. We're told the Material Girl will be "very visible" in the months leading up to the tour to "generate a lot of publicity." That's when "news" of the marriage's demise would slowly leak out, causing tongues to wag -- and Madonna to be on the cover of papers and mags around the world.

The marriage, we're told, has been effectively over for some time. The couple are friends, and have realized that it is in both of their interests to make a pile of cash from this tour.

Well, at least they're doing it "for the children." $300 million will be able to buy those kids the best therapists in town.

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