Steve Jobs Heart Attack?

Whit Honea — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 16:24:00 GMT

Steve Jobs is the man behind Apple and Pixar and the largest shareholder of Disney stock. He has four children. One might say he's doing okay. Others might say he had a heart attack. It depends on who you talk to.

On Friday word started spreading that Jobs, who has lost weight recently due to undisclosed nutritional problems, had suffered a heart attack and Apple stock went below $100 per share for the first time since the introduction of the iPhone.

Apple has stated that the claim is "not true" and maintains that the health of Jobs is a private matter.

The SEC is investigating the source of the rumor.

I hope they're looking in boxes of free pizza for chubby guys in tweed.

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Britney Spears: Lipo and Windex

Whit Honea — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 23:08:00 GMT

There is a rumor that Britney may have had liposuction. I'm going to say no. First of all she doesn't look any different and second of all there isn't any bruising. I don't care how they sugarcoat it on Nip/Tuck, there has got to be some bruising. Maybe her boots had lipo.

The one thing that is true about this picture is that Britney's patio table gets more attention than anything else in her life (except Starbucks, Taco Bell and her dog). Does she own stock in Windex or something? I'm guessing that table is used for "entertaining" purposes and therefore requires the extra attention to detail.

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Steve Jobs Heart Attack?

Britney Spears: Lipo and Windex