FameCrawler : stupidity

Kimora Lee Simmons Should Fly Her Broomstick Next Time

Karen — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:15:00 GMT

The staff at American Airlines probably couldn't wait for Kimora Lee Simmons to leave after she went off on them for allowing cameras close to her and her daughters.

She probably thought she was saving the earth by flying with us lowly peasants! Her daughters were with her. They look so embarrassed to have witnessed this.

"And your little dog too!"

Gloucester Teen Mom Names Jamie-Lynn as Motive to Get Pregnant

Karen — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:34:00 GMT

18 year old Christen Callahan, a teen mom from Gloucester, met with MomLogic.com recently to discuss the pact that 17 girls from Gloucester High made -- to get pregnant and raise their babies together. Christen names celebrity teen mom Jamie-Lynn Spears, and the movie Juno as inspiration. Furthermore, she told the online publication that her mother never discussed sex with her. She figured things out for herself, and became pregnant.

ML: Did you know anything about the pregnancy pact?

Christen: I didn't know there was an official pact, but I kind of figured that there was something going on because there was a specific group of friends who all got pregnant at the same time.

ML: Why do you think this is happening?

Christen: I think Juno and Jamie Lynn Spears certainly play a part in it. A lot of people look up to celebrities, and I definitely think it's an influence. But I really don't know if that's the main reason the pregnancy pact is going on in my town. It certainly didn't have anything to do with my own pregnancy. My daughter, who's 3, was unplanned, and I got pregnant at 14.

ML: What's your advice to other teens who want to get pregnant?

Christen: Before you have a child, you really need to think about it, because you literally have to give up everything. You can't go out anymore. You lose your friends and your social life. I am crazy in love with my daughter and wouldn't change having her for the world, but it is such a huge commitment. These girls have no idea.

ML: Do you think the on-site daycare center at Gloucester High School promotes teen pregnancy?

Christen: I think in a way it does. It's there and it's readily available, so it's just easy for the teen moms to just leave their kids there. It kind of seems like there's not really a consequence to getting pregnant, if that makes sense. However, the on-site daycare center was a really good thing for me personally, because I was able to continue my education and even graduate early because my daughter was cared for there.

ML: Is there anything you wish your mom would have told you before you got pregnant?

Christen: If anything, maybe my mom could have talked to me more about the consequences. She never had "the talk" with me about the birds and the bees. I just kind of figured it all out on my own.

Join Strollerderby Readers as they weigh in on this very topic with Amy's article: "Teens Make Pregnancy Pact -- Wha???"

Source

Time Bomb: Naomi Campbell's Biological Clock Is Ticking

Karen — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 21:01:00 GMT

A source close to the supermodel said Naomi has been telling friends: “Now I can have a child I would like one. I’m even willing to have one without a father. I know that I am ready.”

The source explained that currently-single Naomi is considering the various options available to her: “Naomi just can’t find the right man but she is desperate to become a mother.

“She sees one solution is to have artificial insemination. Naomi is a strong woman and thinks she can give the child everything he or she needs without a man.

“She has lots of close friends who she could rely on for help and she is financially secure.

“Naomi is aware that her biological clock is ticking.”

The source added that Naomi also thinks a baby would help her become more emotionally stable, telling friends: “I know that with a baby I would change, I’d calm down. With a child you cannot accept compromises. You have to give your full self.”

Now let's step back and think about this. Campbell beat her assistant with a cell phone because she couldn't find her pants, not to mention the laundry list of assaults after that incident. What happens when Campbell hormones get outta whack from having a baby? I honestly can't even joke about this. People need to stop having kids thinking that they will change their lives. You want to change? CHANGE YOURSELF BEFORE HAVING KIDS.

Sarah Jessica Parker Laughs Off "Unsexiest Woman Alive" Title

Karen — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 16:11:00 GMT

Last month Maxim lost my subscription by writing an article that got a ton of press: they named what they think are the 5 Unsexiest Women Alive. We at Famecrawler sure thought it was mean as hell but it didn't seem to faze the top condenter.

Well Maxim, it seems Sarah Jessica Parker didn't get wrinkled over your stupid and degrading article. I, for one, LOVE her for it: "What they don't know is that one day I'll wake up fat. But I'll still be happy, just like I am now. I believe in the old 'sticks and stones' philosophy, so frankly their words don't come close to hurting. And it does not bother me in the least if people don't think I'm sexy. "I don't think I am, either."

To me, there's nothing sexier than a person, male or female, who is comfortable in their own skin. Not that you asked, but I think SJP is a hot mom, totally, and your comments over here tell me I'm not alone.

Peek-A-Boo: Katie Holmes Has Fulgy Footwear

Karen — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:25:00 GMT

Check these boots out, and tell me: WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS? This is right up there with fingerless gloves, those half jackets, vest coats (you know the puffy ones that don't keep your arms warm?) and Scientology. I bet they are called Couture. Do you know what couture means? Overpriced crap. See: Victoria Beckham's closet.

Coulteresque Hasselbeck to Take Stupidity and Husband to Arizona: A Poll

Whit Honea — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 17:35:00 GMT

The biggest difference between Ann Coulter and Elisabeth Hasselbeck is the former's adam's apple. It's definitely the biggest thing between her mouth and the holy ground she walks on. Also, Elisabeth was able to stop spewing hate long enough to get pregnant.

Hasselbeck is going to Arizona. I'm guessing Coulter will be going someplace even hotter.

The man lucky enough to get a full view 24/7 is her husband Tim Hasselbeck, a NFL quarterback who was just acquired by the Arizona Cardinals. He will be the ~~3rd~~ 4th QB this season.

I went to a game in Arizona earlier this season. Nice stadium. Good crowd. What do you think will piss them off first, Tim's arm or Elisabeth's mouth?

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