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Madonna's Brother is a Whiny Whinerpants: Part Deux

Karen — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 22:04:00 GMT

Boy this guy is worse than Kato Kaelin. (Part one is here, by the way) Does he ever stop whining about his sister's horrible injustices on his life?

Does she even care what he says about her?

Now the little tattletale is saying that Madonna is forcing their father to choose between the two of them.

Ciccone admits that his relationship with his sister has broken down since he published his explosive book - Life With My Sister Madonna - earlier this month. YA THINK?

Ciccone tells Britain's Closer magazine, "The situation is now at its ugliest point, and I feel terrible for my father. Madonna's asked him to choose between me or her - but he's told her he won't do that.

"I've reassured my father that I wasn't trying to tear up the family, but I have every right to tell my side of things. I was disappointed that she thought I was going to ruin her. Of course I wasn't!

"She obviously doesn't know me as well as I thought she did."

You know if my brother wrote a tell-all book about me, I'd have to say I wouldn't speak to him either. You don't do that to family to make a buck. Course if my brother did write such a book, it would probably only sell for about a buck, seeing as my deepest dark secret is that I stole a pack of grape gum from the convenience store when I was 7. I know, scandal.

Madonna's Brother is a Whiny Whinerpants

Karen — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:08:00 GMT

Yesterday I told you that Madonna wrote some of that tell-all book and Christopher Ciccone. He says 'Liar Liar Pants on FIRE!' And then he sucked his thumb and rocked for a while.

"If she did, then she's doing the best acting job I've ever seen. No (she didn't help). Whoever is doing it (making up the stories) is doing me a great favour. I appreciate it."

And Madonna's representative, Liz Rosenberg, has also denied the singer helped her brother put together the tome.

She adds, "If she had anything to do with that book, it would have been better written and more eloquent. To say Madonna needs publicity is insane."

Apparently I'm insane then. That old bat is like a publicity vampire swooping down on famous young'uns to suck the blood right out of their media machines. Yeah, I'm the one that's crazy.

Scandal Shmandal: Madonna Wrote Tell All Book Alongside Brother

Karen — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:05:00 GMT

She's already trying to suck the life-blood out of Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears, what more could there be? (Besides Miley Cyrus)

Well nothing surprises me in terms of Madonna's attention whoring and silliness in order to keep her fame. Nothing.

Which is why I laughed out loud when I read that Madonna actually ghost-wrote some parts of this new tell-all book her brother has written.

According to the New York Post's gossip column PageSix, the singer actually had a part in penning chapters of the book herself.

A source tells the publication, "The supposed scandal about Christopher Ciccone's book is bulls**t.

"She (Madonna) actually ghost-wrote parts of it with him, the way Princess Diana helped Andrew Morton write his book on her. That's why there's nothing too devastating in Chris' book.

"He's mean to others, but not so much to his sister."

A spokesman for Madonna has yet to comment on the reports.