Miley Cyrus Pregnant? Due in October?

Whit Honea — Fri, 02 May 2008 17:02:00 GMT

Miley Cyrus will be the next pregnant teen you see. Um, don't watch Juno or go to the mall. She's got a baby brewing and the due date is October 24th.

Don't worry. She's not really pregnant. She's ACTING. Rumor has it that High School Musical 3 will be hitting theaters on Oct. 24th and that Miley has a cameo in it as a pregnant teen.

Granted these rumors came from Perez Hilton and I'm guessing that in light of the recent "scandals" with Miley and the Vanity Fair cover, not to mention HSM's Vanessa Hudgens and her photos (which really were nude) and the hoopla surrounding Jamie Lynn Spears, that Disney will be steering clear of topics that aren't considered 100% wholesome. Except for Vanessa Hudgens apparently.

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Top Photo: Celebutopia

Jamie Lynn Spears in Hustler!

Whit Honea — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:05:00 GMT

Britney's little sister Jamie Lynn is appearing in the latest issue of Hustler. Yes, she's pregnant, and yes, she is 16, but that's the point. The picture is below and NSFW.

Her face was superimposed on the body of Ellen Page for a spoof of Page's hit movie "Juno" called "Oh No." By the way, if you are planning to search for "Hustler" and "Oh No" on the internet, brace yourself.

The fake poster includes quotes from such notables as Kevin Federline, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan- a regular who's who of Hollywood players.

Says Hustler's Editorial Director Bruce David, "We just couldn't let this one slip by us! The pregnant 16-year-old sister of Britney Spears, it's too perfect! You can't make this stuff up!"

I know that Hustler was trying to be funny, and I can see the idea of this ad being such, but to be honest their effort is pathetic and tacky. Their writers are pretty weak, which is to be expected considering that people don't buy Hustler for the articles, no matter what Larry Flynt thinks. It's not humorous and while I love me some dirty talk, it is just vulgar for the sake of vulgarity. I thought Hustler was for adults not 14-year-old boys, oh wait, scratch that. That's like saying cigarettes aren't targeted towards teens. Wink, wink.

So here is the ad, it's not funny and not safe for work.

Poster: WhatUpThug

Photo: Wiregirl

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Miley Cyrus Pregnant? Due in October?

Jamie Lynn Spears in Hustler!