FameCrawler : teenage

Travolta Tragedy - The Handling of Jett's Remains

Whit Honea — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 07:39:00 GMT

According to ET, the Travolta family had the remains of 16-year-old Jett cremated on Monday.

Officials announced at a press conference that the ashes will be given to John Travolta on Tuesday in time for Jett's funeral service in Ocala.

Unfortunately I know something about teen funerals. Tomorrow is going to be a hard day.

If you're curious about how a Scientology funeral is performed you can visit the official website or E!Online.

For more on the tragic passing of Jett Travolta click here.

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Sarah Palin Calls People About Grandson Tripp

Whit Honea — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 19:06:00 GMT

It turns out that one of the many magazines that Sarah Palin reads is People. Even Governors need to kill time in the check-out line.

Grandma Palin called the magazine to talk about her teenage daughter Bristol, her baby daddy Levi Johnston and their new bundle o'joy Tripp. She's pretty excited. If People had a couch Palin would have been jumping on it.

“You need to know that both Levi and Bristol are working their butts off to parent and going to school and working at the same time. They are certainly not high school dropouts. [Any suggestion otherwise] harms Bristol’s reputation and Levi’s reputation and their chances for good work opportunities.”

Notice that nowhere in that sentence is the idea of college even approached. Go Seawolves!

Tripp Johnston Speaks Out: Take My Family, Please.

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Best of FameCrawler: Week of August 22nd

Whit Honea — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Suri & Her Doll - Photos and Girl Talk

Gwen Stefani Gave Birth! It's A Boy!!

Like I Needed Any More Reason To Love Johnny Depp

Misty May-Treanor & Kerri Walsh Get The Gold, Now They Want to Get Pregnant

Ricky Martin is a Daddy!

Teenage Boob Jobs? A Tale of Two Lohans

Bernie Mac's Funeral Attended By Thousands (Pictures)

Peek-A-Boo, Guess Who?

Matt Damon Welcomes Second Baby!

Teenage Boob Jobs? A Tale of Two Lohans

Whit Honea — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 22:04:00 GMT

Stop me if you've heard this one: Lindsay Lohan walks into a store with a friend and possibly whatever product she's getting paid to carry around and...

Oh, I know. It's old.

How about this, she walks into a store and some paparazzi ass asks her about her little sister's breast implants. That's different, right?

It seems like just yesterday we were hearing about LiLo and her alleged enhancements, but unlike little sister Ali she was actually 18 which is the time that many a young girl, mostly strippers, think about adding on.

Ali Lohan, despite looking like she's 26, is only fourteen which means that the "implants" the perv paparazzi was referring to are most likely the result of a little thing the kids call puberty.

Here's what her Lindsay had to say on the matter (from her MySpace page):

hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here's the visual...
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me...
one of them being, "Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?"
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, "Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!"
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn't really come up with the proper response at the time.. there's many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you're not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye...
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light...
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she's out of town :(
have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL

I never thought I'd say this, but Lindsay Lohan is right. Stinky and scary, sure, but also right. Go figure.

xx WH

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Jamie Lynn Spears Hit in Mouth: An Open Letter

Whit Honea — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:20:00 GMT

Dear Jamie,

Perhaps you know that the National Enquirer ran a story about your shenanigans last week in which a bunch of drunks were fighting at a party and you threw your pregnant ass in the ruckus and took an elbow in the kisser. If not, this is what they said:

“Jamie Lynn decided she could break it up, but got elbowed hard in the mouth by one of the boys. She went crazy, screaming at everyone… crying, screaming and covering her mouth. Casey (Aldridge) was so drunk, he just kept trying to hush her up. Lynne Spears called Jamie Lynn and bitched her out for going. Jamie Lynn’s dad Jamie called Casey and told him if anything happens to his daughter, he will have to deal with him.”

Why, Jamie, is it starting to feel like I've seen your life before? Between your sister Britney and the collective catalog of COPS you are oddly comforting in your familiarity.

I was shocked when you announced you were pregnant. I was amused when you were featured in Hustler, though to be honest it wasn't very funny, and I was indifferent to your recent act of going postal.

Then why is it that I feel obligated to write you about this latest incident? What line did you cross that teen pregnancy, porn magazines and the United States Postal Service fail to meet?

The thing is that your latest action only amplified the obvious, you don't make very good decisions, and while the prior mistakes, be they footwear (seriously, what's up?), Casey Aldridge, or picking Nickelodeon over Disney, have had their respective consequences, none of them put your baby at risk.

That's what you did by jumping in between a group of drunk boys fighting. Actually, that's what you did when you agreed to go into a room full of drunk boys to begin with.

You are young and plenty has been made about your age, your family and so on. The bottom line is that regardless of the path that brought you here, here you are, and you need to start taking the necessary precautions to make sure this is the beginning of something wonderful and not just another sad saga in the Spears storyline.

Sincerely,

Whit

No, Candy Spelling did not help me write this. It was just me, 8 cups of coffee and spell check.

Photo: Celebutopia