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A Mom Is Named As Sexiest Lingerie Model Ever

trix — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 23:07:00 GMT

Kate Moss is a mom and model. She has now been voted as the sexiest lingerie model ever by Agent Provocateur, which is a luxury underwear line.

"In the four films starring Kate, we are given dream sequences that invite us to imagine how we might fulfill her desires.The dreams are beautifully crafted fantasies, each with an eerie atmosphere that brings us into a serene la-la land where we feel free to imagine pleasing Kate."

That is the explanation of how she won.

All-righty then.

The rest of the list is as follows:

2. Kylie Minogue
3. Dita von Teese
4. Alice Dellal
5. Lily Cole
6. Catherine Bailey
7. Daisy Lowe
8. Maggie Gyllenhaal
9. Tiah Eckhardt
10. Vahina Giocante

So, I only know 4 of the women on the list and a two of the are mothers. That's a start right?

Kate Moss Isn't Anorexic, She Just Forgets To Eat

Kate Moss Has Really Done It Now

Kate Moss Isn't Anorexic, She Just Forgets To Eat

Sassy Smith — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 14:36:00 GMT

Supermodel Kate Moss says she isn't anorexic, not at all. She's busy and just doesn't have time to eat or forgets. Oh okay.

How does one forget to eat? Sure, sometimes when women are new moms (or experienced moms), you get busy with kids and meals might not come at a regular time every single day, but eventually, you eat.

Moss has often been criticised for her scrawny, "waif" look, but the 34-year-old says she's never intentionally tried to lose weight. She's just too busy to eat three meals a day. Or any meals?

Kate tells Interview mag, "I was never anorexic, so I was never that skinny. I was never boney-boney. But I remember thinking, 'I don't want to be this skinny.'

"I didn't eat for a long time. Not on purpose. You'd be on shoots with bad food or get on a plane, and the food would be so disgusting you couldn't eat it. You go to a show, and there's no food at all, so if you're doing shows back to back, you can forget eating.

"I remember standing up in the bath one day, and there was a mirror in front of me, and I was so thin! I hated it. I never liked being that skinny."

Well, yes, Kate's really fattened up - she should probably lose a twig or two. I hope she has better eating habits now that she's not as busy being a runway model and hopefully her daughter doesn't inherit her mother's bad eating habits (or non eating I should say).

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Kate On A Plate Sex Book

Sassy Smith — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:09:00 GMT

Looking for a good read? Babyshambles singer and trainwreck, Pete Doherty has reportedly given Tony Sansom- a fellow prisoner at Wormwood Scrubs prison - the green light to pen a ghost book for him to give all the juicy details about his sex life with former flame, Kate Moss.

The fact that Doherty and Moss have kids (not together) is scary enough - but now Pete wanting to air his naughty stories for all tor read, is well, gross. Pete wants details of his "drug-fuelled orgies and rampant sex games" to be known. The book about life with the model will be titled Kate On A Plate. No details on whether or not any publisher has decided to take on the book, but apparently Doherty has drawn up a contract for Sansom.

The soon-to-be-writer told the Daily Star, "I think he saw me as a father figure, and he confided in me. He had some mind-blowing tales about Kate."

Pete has a 5-year-old boy named Astile Louis and Kate has one daughter, Lila Grace, 5 1/2. I feel sorry for their kids - neither Pete or Kate have set very good examples for their children.

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Madonna's Brother is a Whiny Whinerpants: Part Deux

Karen — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 22:04:00 GMT

Boy this guy is worse than Kato Kaelin. (Part one is here, by the way) Does he ever stop whining about his sister's horrible injustices on his life?

Does she even care what he says about her?

Now the little tattletale is saying that Madonna is forcing their father to choose between the two of them.

Ciccone admits that his relationship with his sister has broken down since he published his explosive book - Life With My Sister Madonna - earlier this month. YA THINK?

Ciccone tells Britain's Closer magazine, "The situation is now at its ugliest point, and I feel terrible for my father. Madonna's asked him to choose between me or her - but he's told her he won't do that.

"I've reassured my father that I wasn't trying to tear up the family, but I have every right to tell my side of things. I was disappointed that she thought I was going to ruin her. Of course I wasn't!

"She obviously doesn't know me as well as I thought she did."

You know if my brother wrote a tell-all book about me, I'd have to say I wouldn't speak to him either. You don't do that to family to make a buck. Course if my brother did write such a book, it would probably only sell for about a buck, seeing as my deepest dark secret is that I stole a pack of grape gum from the convenience store when I was 7. I know, scandal.

Madonna's Brother is a Whiny Whinerpants

Karen — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:08:00 GMT

Yesterday I told you that Madonna wrote some of that tell-all book and Christopher Ciccone. He says 'Liar Liar Pants on FIRE!' And then he sucked his thumb and rocked for a while.

"If she did, then she's doing the best acting job I've ever seen. No (she didn't help). Whoever is doing it (making up the stories) is doing me a great favour. I appreciate it."

And Madonna's representative, Liz Rosenberg, has also denied the singer helped her brother put together the tome.

She adds, "If she had anything to do with that book, it would have been better written and more eloquent. To say Madonna needs publicity is insane."

Apparently I'm insane then. That old bat is like a publicity vampire swooping down on famous young'uns to suck the blood right out of their media machines. Yeah, I'm the one that's crazy.

Scandal Shmandal: Madonna Wrote Tell All Book Alongside Brother

Karen — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:05:00 GMT

She's already trying to suck the life-blood out of Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears, what more could there be? (Besides Miley Cyrus)

Well nothing surprises me in terms of Madonna's attention whoring and silliness in order to keep her fame. Nothing.

Which is why I laughed out loud when I read that Madonna actually ghost-wrote some parts of this new tell-all book her brother has written.

According to the New York Post's gossip column PageSix, the singer actually had a part in penning chapters of the book herself.

A source tells the publication, "The supposed scandal about Christopher Ciccone's book is bulls**t.

"She (Madonna) actually ghost-wrote parts of it with him, the way Princess Diana helped Andrew Morton write his book on her. That's why there's nothing too devastating in Chris' book.

"He's mean to others, but not so much to his sister."

A spokesman for Madonna has yet to comment on the reports.

Kevin Federline's Ten Million Dollar Deal?

Sassy Smith — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 20:06:00 GMT

Is Kevin Federline talking to the tune of $10 million? According to Star magazine, that just may be the case. I'm sure alot of people would love to hear what really went down behind closed doors between Federline and Spears.

However, it's unlikely that K'Fed is going to say much at this point, at least not until the nasty custody battle between he and Brit is finalized. He may be a bit dorky at times, but he's no dummy.

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Federline's Driver Endangers Children, Runs Stop Sign

Karen — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 14:02:00 GMT

Last night after celebrating Thanksgiving a day early with Mom Britney Spears, Sean Preston and Jayden James were picked up by one of Federline's drivers to be escorted back to their father.

Video (after the jump) shows said driver running a stop sign right before the very same busy intersection where Britney ran through a set of lights earlier this year. I wonder if Britney's Dick picked that up!

I also wonder what Thanksgiving Dinner was at Spears' house. "Okay Boys, y'all are havin' Sweet Cheeto Pie and Mama didn't buy no turkey, so I'm just gonna run around the house flapping my arms and yelling "Gobble Gobble!" Sounds fun, don't it?"

Britney Is "Our Next Michael Jackson"

Karen — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:33:00 GMT

US Magazine published an interview with Addiction Specialist Dr. Drew Pinsky and the good doctor breaks down Britney into bite sized morsels. Say what you want, Dr. Obvious isn't saying anything that hasn't already been said. You can lead a rich, trashy horse to water but if she wants Starbucks and cocaine, you can bet the farm she is going to get it.

My favorite parts are these two quotes:

US: What can be done for Britney? Is she permanently damaged?
DP: She can be treated. She is not an untreatable situation, but she needs to go away and drop out of sight and focus on her sobriety for at least nine months.

and:

US: How much of this dysfunction did Britney create herself and how much of it is a product of her life and upbringing?
DP: Yes, the circumstances in her life and her genetics have contributed to where she is today. There was no sinister plot to make her this way. Now she needs to change and that is where you have to hold her accountable, particularly because she has children. An adult shouldn’t be blaming anyone other than themselves. She can get better, she just doesn’t want to.

If she is the "next Michael Jackson," does she even have the mental capacity to be an adult though? I will hate to see what happens to the young (under 15 years old) stars a few years from now. What are we doing to them?

Top 10 Celebrity Parent Trainwrecks

Karen — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 17:09:00 GMT

Celebrity Cowboy came up with a list of the Top Ten Celebrity Trainwrecks of 2007 and 4 of them are frequent subjects here at Famecrawler. I thought I'd make it an even 10 Celebrity Parents, so we have our own list here too.

Michael Jackson, Anna Nicole, Rosie O'Donnell, and of COURSE Britney all made Celebrity Cowboy's list.

But who rounded out Famecrawler's Top Ten Celebrity Parent Trainwrecks?

In addition to the above 4 trainwrecky parents, we've added the following 6:

Larry Birkhead has tried to trick the public into believing he wants what is best for daughter Dannilynn, but if he really wanted to protect her, he would stop exploiting her via magazine covers and this ridiculous reality television show with her. Ever since the entire fight over Dannilynn began, I've wanted to adopt that beautiful girl and give her a normal life.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck can't be left out, especially if Rosie made the list. Oh who am I kidding? My disdain for both of them is equal and stronger than Rosie's man hands. Strong convictions made the pair entertaining and frustrating to watch on The View, but strong convictions do not constitute intelligent arguments. When Hasselbeck announced she would be mommyblogging for Dreft Detergent, I had to wonder if it shouldn't have been renamed Daft Detergent. Or Annoying Wordy Crock of Crap Detergent. I can't think of a worse spokesperson to have for a mommyblogger. Well there's Britney.

Once upon a time there was a rich girl who's Daddy was powerful and made all her dreams come true. Then the little girl grew up (sortof) and married that guy that gets pulled into every endevour her little brain can conjure up. Tori Spelling may be new at unclogging toilets, but since having her baby she has done some pretty boring things and we all pick on her because she acts kinda dumb and none of us have ever liked her or that Donna Martin twit. The end.

Heather Mills. Insane, money grubbing trollop. Need I say more? She is doing enough talking, no?

Mate Koss, er, Moss Mate, um, *giggle* Peach Schnapps....*falls to floor and passes out.*

Denise Richards & Charlie Sheen have said some absolutely awful things in the press. And if they are both willing to say such damaging things so publicly, then tell me, how much worse does it get, in front of the kids behind closed doors? Disgusting.

I know there are more trainwrecky celeb parents but I had to stop at 10. Who would you have added?

"Leave Britney ALONE," Crazy B*tch Edition

Karen — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 18:35:00 GMT

Britney Spears went to The Children's Place yesterday and shopped for the boys, only to find herself blocked in by the paparazzi and two crazy women tried to "save her."

The first, a frumpy housewife version of Chris Crocker got so hot headed, she was dragging her poor kid along and passed her car completely while walking. "You guys are unbelievable. For a buck. You're the reason why a lot of people HATE YOU!" She ranted. There was a lot of yelling and swearing, all in front of a children's clothing store. Niiiiice.

The second crazy lady, I think an employee of the store, got in the way of the cameras, repeating "Excuse me, pardon me," over and over, and guided Britney out of the parking lot with "C'mon babygirl, C'mon Mama."

The video is, if nothing else, an entertaining look at just how much Britney loves this attention.

Kevin Federline To Spill All to Oprah About Britney Spears

Karen — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 15:32:00 GMT

Kevin Federline is set to reveal everything about the troubled pop star to Oprah Winfrey. According to British rag mag News of the World, the show is scheduled to air in early 2008. "He wants to give his side and show the world he is a good father and concerned ex-husband. It's a huge step but he could turn around the public's view that he was the reason behind Britney's meltdown."

I'm not sure Oprah would allow this sort of thing. Dr. Phil has gone the way of Jerry Springer-esque shows with his paternity tests and countless shows about messed up families, but Oprah? Doubtful. I'm not holding my breath.

FameCrawler : tell all

A Mom Is Named As Sexiest Lingerie Model Ever

Kate Moss Nude!

Kate Moss Isn't Anorexic, She Just Forgets To Eat

Kate Moss Has Really Done It Now

Kate Moss Isn't Anorexic, She Just Forgets To Eat

Kate On A Plate Sex Book

Madonna's Brother is a Whiny Whinerpants: Part Deux

Madonna's Brother is a Whiny Whinerpants

Scandal Shmandal: Madonna Wrote Tell All Book Alongside Brother

Kevin Federline's Ten Million Dollar Deal?

Federline's Driver Endangers Children, Runs Stop Sign

Britney Is "Our Next Michael Jackson"

Top 10 Celebrity Parent Trainwrecks

"Leave Britney ALONE," Crazy B*tch Edition

Kevin Federline To Spill All to Oprah About Britney Spears