FameCrawler : the great pumpkin

Britney Spears: This Halloween Has Scariest Jack-O-Lantern. Ever.

Whit Honea — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 22:06:00 GMT

You know that house in the neighborhood that goes all out for Halloween? It's a lot of fun to look at, but it's borderline creepy and you have to let a few other people take their kids there first, just to make sure it's safe. Well, that house has just been outdone.

You think that pumpkin above (the Lohan) is disturbing, feast your eyes on this beauty:

Scary, right? At least you know this house will be handing out Cheetos. Those are good.

Photo: Britney Groupie

The Great Pumpkin Post: Mira Sorvino and Family

Whit Honea — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 15:40:00 GMT

Mira Sorvino and her son Johnny spent some time in the pumpkin patch.

Are those the biggest pumpkins they had? They're bigger than the kid. I don't know that Mira could even lift those things. They've got to weigh more than her.

Hey, look, Daddy is there too! Who does Christopher Backus look like to you?

Great costume!

Photo (Top): Celebs and Bubs

Photo (Bottom): Celebrity Baby Scoop

Han(dsome) Solo and the Temple of Pumpkins

Whit Honea — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 22:31:00 GMT

Harrison Ford was seen storming the haystacks of the pumpkin patch. I assume he was looking for Calista, which is no easy task. I hope he brought a bag of sand, or feathers in this case, to put as a weight in her place when he grabs her. I don't want to see a huge pumpkin rolling down Melrose.

Photo: Jezebel

Lisa Rinna is too Scary for Halloween

Whit Honea — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 21:06:00 GMT

Lady, you're scaring the kids. Seriously, how creepy is Lisa Rinna?

I don't know if she's saying peace, victory, two pumpkins, or I'll freaking cut your ass. It's a mixed message.

Just get your pumpkins and get out, Rinna. Quickly.

Photo: Jezebel

The Great Pumpkin Post: Corey Feldman

Whit Honea — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 20:20:00 GMT

At first I thought Corey Feldman had managed to find an orange in a pumpkin patch, which is fairly impressive, in a 'needle in a haystack' sort of way. I was ready to pounce, but then I realized that it was, in fact, a little pumpkin, not unlike the handful that my boys have decorated our house with. I was still going to make fun, you know, because hey, he's Corey Feldman.

Then I thought about the children. I'm soft like that. His son Zen is the one being entertained by Daddy doing a little pumpkin juggling. Who am I to knock that? Then I saw Zen in his costume. I'm a sucker for that stuff. Okay, Zen, Dad's off the hook. You guys have fun.

Photos: ASL

The Great Pumpkin Post: Kimora Lee Simmons

Whit Honea — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:28:00 GMT

Kimora Lee Simmons and her daughters were the latest celebrityish family to visit a pumpkin patch. Aoki and Ming are decked out in their costumes, and Kimora is decked out in fabulous- as usual.

That's boyfriend Djimon Hounsou taking a picture in the picture.

What's up with that rocking horse? Did Britney leave one of her weaves on the ground last time she visited?

Photo: Us

The Great Pumpkin Post: Calista Flockhart

Whit Honea — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 22:01:00 GMT

Refresh my memory. Calista Flockhart is younger than Harrison Ford, right? Man, I thought pumpkin patches made people feel younger.

Calista and her son Liam, along with one of his friends visited a pumpkin patch in West Hollywood.

I had no idea pumpkin patches were such hot spots.

Photos: Celebutopia

Fresh Pumpkins for all the Klums (and Kisses for Seal)

Whit Honea — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 18:01:00 GMT

Heidi Klum, Seal, kids, pumpkins. What's missing? Nannies! I guess the pumpkins took up all the empty seats in the Klum-mobile.

Photos: dlisted

The Great Pumpkin Post: Shauna Sand and Her New Groove

Whit Honea — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:45:00 GMT

I had a really funny post written about Shauna Sand (I had to Google her too) and what appears to be some manufactured Hollywood hotness. It was filled with references to setting unhealthy goals for her daughters and wearing ridiculously outrageous shoes to a pumpkin patch.

Then I was going to go on and on about her ex-husband Lorenzo Lamas and this guy that she is with and compare the two like llamas and alpacas. It was going to be really funny. Then my computer decided to piss me off and let me yell obscenities at it for a while. That is why you are getting this much shorter post. Thank my computer.

Photos: Celebrity Baby Scoop

The Great Pumpkin Post: Justin Chambers

Whit Honea — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 18:35:00 GMT

Need a patch? How about a pumpkin patch. God, it's going to be a long month.

This is Justin Chambers (Grey's Anatomy) and family gourding themselves on pumpkins.

I'm digging the shoes.

Photo: Celebrity Moms