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It's A GIRL For Matt Damon!

HerBadMother — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 20:26:00 GMT

Matt Damon and his wife, Luciana, are expecting their third baby, and... it's a girl!

Matt told US Magazine about having a third daughter: "I'm so outnumbered down here, it's crazy." He also said that he and Luciana are still trying to decide about names. "We decided to wait till she's born, and then we're going to get a look at her, and we'll probably keep debating it," he says.

More playdates between the Damons and the Affleck-Garners? The world is going to EXPLODE from the cuteness.

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Matt Damon's Nerdelicious Makeover

Sassy Smith — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:04:00 GMT

Matt Damon was voted People's Sexiest Man Alive - a DILF if you will. Now, he's being compared to The Simpson's Ned Flanders. What did he do to himself?

Photo evidence after the jump!

Damon is currently filming his latest movie The Informant in Decatur, Illinois. It's about the ADM price fixing scandal of the mid 1990's & Matt plays Mark Whitacre, ADM's president, who turned FBI informant in the case. Mr. Whitacre also had to reveal that he was embezzling money from the firm. Damon, of course is wearing a fake moustache, hairpiece and glasses to resemble Mr. Whitacre.

I like a guy, especially a dad, who can embrace his inner nerd - now that's hot.

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Matt Damon & Wife Preggo - Confirmed!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:05:00 GMT

We told you they were, ah "busy." Matt Damon and his lovely wife Luciana are pregnant - their rep confirmed it to PEOPLE.

"They couldn't be happier. They're so excited!"

PEOPLE Sexiest Man Alive and his wife were out on Sunday evening at the Empire Film Awards in London. Luciana was showing off her baby bump and looking fabulous!

The celebrity couple have two daughters - Isabella born in June 2006 and Alexia, Luciana's child from her first marriage, is 9. Matt is currently filming Green Zone in Morocco.

Congrats!

Photo source: Dlisted.com

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Jessica Alba Denies Twins Rumors

Sassy Smith — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:01:00 GMT

Pregnant Jessica Alba is reportedly... not having twins despite many "inside sources" saying that she is. Either she's lying or we all know something she doesn't about her pregnancy.

Alba said, “that would be a surprise to me.”

Hey maybe we'll all be surprised! Jessica and her fiance Cash Warren are due sometime in the spring.

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Gary Busey Explains His Attack On Jen Garner. Sort Of.

HerBadMother — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:46:00 GMT

So, that whole thing that went down last night on the Oscar red carpet? Gary Busey attacking Jennifer Garner and Ryan Seacrest just standing there like a big limp douche? Well, Busey has finally come forward to explain his side of things. In a manner of speaking.

Ryan Seacrest, ever the ~~mediawhore~~ enterprising journalist, invited Busey onto his radio show today to talk about what exactly happened and what exactly Busey was on. Busey, as might be expected, was more than a little confusing in his explanation of the events:

"Well, what I wanted to do was when I first saw you (Ryan) working, I said, "Who is this guy?" And I said, "Oh God, this isn't going to work." And then you captured me. You are to me, when you're working, an innocent champion of honesty. Your heart has a way to embrace the truth in your delivery without looking like you are reading a script. Everything looks spontaneous. What spontaneity is—spontaneity comes from an invisible idea that is there before the creation began. And you have that naturally, so I just wanted to pay you a compliment. But I didn't know you were in the middle of an interview, I was just moving through there."

Translation: I was totally f*cked up on crack and vodka chasers and thought that Jennifer Garner was you. I love you, man.

Other Busey nuggets:

"The truth requires no questions."
"The word fan is an obsolete word to me. It means two thing: fantastic or fanatic. Or something that hangs on a ceiling or sits on a table and blows wind in your face."
"And I know you must remember to chase and catch your dreams. If you don't, your imagination will live in empty spaces, and that is nowhere land."

General translation: The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind. And you'd better go chase it. Here's some mescaline.

He's batshit f*cking crazy. Good times.

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Gary Busey Attacks Jen Garner At Oscars (UPDATED!)

Indiana Jones Hauled Away From Post-Oscar Party By Cops!

HerBadMother — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:50:00 GMT

Harrison Ford is, apparently, so deeply influenced by his Indiana Jones alter-ego that he can't just, you know, go the Oscars and the parties and drink heavily before being parcelled home in a limousine like all the other celebrities. Harrison needs to go the Oscars and the Oscar parties and get liquored up and escorted home in the backseat of a police car.

Okay, I don't know about the liquored up part, but I do know that he was - with partner Callista Flockhart (who, between you and me, needs a sammich even more desperately than does Courtney Love) - escorted home from Elton John's Oscar party in a police car. Which, you know, is pretty wild and crazy stuff for a guy who's, what? In his sixties? Even if the cop-escort was just because his own car-and-driver went missing.

According to E! Online, Harrison and Callista just got stranded, and needed a lift:

“They were standing outside waiting for their car to pick them up,” a source reports. “They called and called and called the car, but the driver never showed.”

Deputies from the West Hollywood Sheriff's Station came to the rescue. They offered Indiana Jones and the Brothers & Sisters star a lift.

"Harrison and Calista accepted and were taken home in the back of a squad car!" says my source.

A spokesman for the Sheriff's Department insists the missing car became a public safety issue because people were crowding around Ford and Flockhart. They were driven less than a mile to the Sunset Tower hotel to visit some friends, the rep says.

So it wasn't facing a speeding three-ton boulder or face-melting Lost-Ark-farts, but whatevs. Still kinda exciting.

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Cate Blanchett Backstage At The Oscars

HerBadMother — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:28:00 GMT

Cate Blanchett is, in my opinion, incontrovertible proof that God is a woman.

I mean, look at her: she's gorgeous, but not in that slobbery obvious way preferred by many men, and she's very obviously intelligent and strong-minded, and she carries pregnancy like a goddess. There's absolutely no reliance on glossy sexuality or wide-eyed nymphy prettiness (I'm looking at you, Jessica Alba.) She's just woman. And she rocks.

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No B*tch Fight Between Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston

Sassy Smith — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:35:00 GMT

Pfftt, like we thought there would be anyway. The internet was abuzz with the prospect of some sort of smackdown between Brad Pitt's ex wife Jennifer Aniston and his current lady love, Angelina Jolie.

The two women (and Pitt) were slated to show up for the worthy cause of the Night Before Oscars party and while Aniston did do her part for the event, Jolie and Brad did not attend.

Insiders were claiming that Angelina would go and dominate the event with her very obvious baby bump, as a way to rub it in Jennifer's face. People, people, people, I'm thinking Jen is so OVER IT.

It was a hot spot and many A-listers attended and raised $6 million for the Motion Picture & Television Fund! While it was obviously a successful evening, there was no oil wresting or mud slinging between Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston. Shucks!

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The Oscars 'In Memoriam' Montage: Who Was Forgotten? Who Is D-List Dead?

HerBadMother — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:45:00 GMT

Heath Ledger's video memorial was, of course, the final and most loudly applauded of the memorials included in the 'In Memoriam' tribute at last night's Oscars - but who was snubbed?

Well, that depends upon how you define 'snubbed.' Is it a snub for some featured memorials to receive no or little applause when others are loudly applauded and cheered? If so, most of the memorials in last night's Oscar tribute to Hollywood's dead were snubbed: the only significant reaction from the audience came for Ingmar Bergman and, as expected, Heath Ledger. Most others received little or no reaction. That guy who did some sort of make-up or effects work for Jurassic Park? Crickets. Which, you know, has gotta suck for those poor, dead Members of the Academy watching from Heaven or Hell or Living-On-Residuals Purgatory or wherever they are. You get the honor of a memorial at the Oscars and the audience of your peers just sits on their hands? Brutal.

Still, it's worse to be forgotten entirely. Robert Goulet was left out of the montage entirely (I know - who? That's my point.) More notably: Brad Renfro. His memory wasn't honored. Wasn't he one of Hollywood's great bright hopes just a few years back? A handsome young man who starred alongside the likes of Susan Sarandon, Sir Ian McKellen, and Robert de Niro? Why wasn't his death memorialized?

(And don't get me started on the exclusion of Anna Nicole Smith. Appearances in The Naked Gun IV aren't enough to get you in alongside some stunt guy from those Chuck Norris movies? Puh-leeze.)

Is there anything worse than to be considered D-list dead? To be out-died by random make-up artists and stunt guys with better publicists than you? Hollywood sucks.

Gary Busey Attacks Jen Garner At Oscars (UPDATED!)

HerBadMother — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:45:00 GMT

I don't know whether Gary Busey was high or drunk or just looking to grab a little attention for himself, but seriously? Jumping on Jennifer Garner? PSYCHO.

In case you missed it, what happened was this: Gary Busey interrupted a red carpet interview between Garner and Ryan Seacrest, grabbed Jennifer and groped her and kissed her on the neck.

Jennifer recoiled in alarm, before composing herself and asking Seacrest, “aren’t you going to ask me about getting kissed on the neck by that man?” Then she bolted.

Which, you can't blame her. I mean, Gary Busey? Ew. Gary Busey all liquored up and gropey? Triple ew. Factor in Ryan Seacrest getting all twitchy and girly and totally unheroic in the face of Jen's molestation by Busey and you have major, major creepage.

Drunken pervage: the video evidence -