FameCrawler : the stars are just like us

Pumpkin Patch Kids: Harlow and Company

Whit Honea — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:29:00 GMT

Looks like pumpkin picking day for little Harlow with her parents Nicole Richie and Joel Madden.

Papa Joel is either cheap or severely lacking in upper-body strength. Get a bigger pumpkin, man. Just because the kid is small doesn't mean the pumpkin can't be great!

Wait, did I just make an argument for size matters?

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Project Pumpkin Patch

Whit Honea — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:27:00 GMT

With Project Runway behind her Heidi Klum could turn her attention to more important things, like a family outing to the pumpkin patch.

Good times.

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Pumpkin Patch Kids: Sawyer and Sara

Whit Honea — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 18:06:00 GMT

Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch is the place to be. Sara Gilbert and her 14-month-old daughter Sawyer went in search of the perfect pumpkin on a crisp fall day in Hollywood (that means it was in the mid-70s). Four-year-old Levi is either not pictured or missing out.

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Pumpkin Patch Kids: David and Marquez

Whit Honea — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 11:36:00 GMT

"CSI" star David Caruso and his three-year-old son Marquez went out to the local pumpkin patch/celebrity hot spot for a little holiday picking. I hope they aren't leaving empty handed!

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Pumpkin Patch Kids: Ben and Violet

Whit Honea — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 20:04:00 GMT

Hey, it's FameCrawler favorites Ben and Violet Affleck in search of the elusive Great Pumpkin.

Don't give up, guys. Don't ever give up!

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Pumpkin Patch Kids: Kingston and Company

Whit Honea — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:06:00 GMT

Gwen Stefani, Gavin Rossdale and Mr. Kingston visited the pumpkin patch for that some possible jack-o-lanterns.

No baby in sight.

Tori and Dean Usher In The Season

Pumpkin Patch Kids: Adam and Sadie

Pumpkin Patch Kids: Marcia and Eden (I Think)

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Pumpkin Patch Kids: Adam and Sadie

Whit Honea — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 16:51:00 GMT

Adam Sandler and his daughter Sadie tip-toed through the pumpkin patch in hopes of finding a great one.

Does Sandler have a Halloween song? I think it's time.

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Sarah Jessica and Matthew Broderick: EX In The City?

HerBadMother — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:36:00 GMT

Okay, so have these two split up or no? Was he cheating or not? Inquiring minds want to know!

That they're out together in public is a good sign. I think. I mean, it's not like they're looking all affectionate or anything, but still: they are proximate to each other, which, you know, is something.

(Totally random digression: GOD, SJP is TINY. How on earth did she carry and birth children? She is a TOOTHPICK. Gorgeous, but still: TOOTHPICK. And a small one at that.)

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Lionel Richie: I Survived Nicole

trix — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 17:03:00 GMT

As it turns out the stars are just like us, only they have more money.

Lionel Richie recently talked about the trials of raising a tabloid celebrity and he had this to say, "Forget about surviving 40 years in the music business, just surviving 27 years of Nicole Richie has been a struggle-and-a-half, I want to tell you. I stand here as a survivor, I want you to know, for all the parents out there."

They all seem to be doing relatively well now, there have been no arrests, no mug shots and no jail time in almost a year.

Did you know that Lionel Richie is hugely popular in the Arab world? He doesn't know why either.

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Bill Murray Battles Booze Hound Wife

trix — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:58:00 GMT

Don't they look happy?

The happy couple, Bill Murray and Jennifer Butler-Murray are still filing for divorce. This is just an update.

It's turning into a he said/she said battle after accusations were hurled from Jennifer's side of the court accusing Bill of abusive behavior, drug and alcohol addiction, and frequent abandonment. Hi pot, this is kettle...

Apparently there was an incident on March 17th and a police report had to be filed after the police were called to investigate reports that she was shouting very loudly at one of her children. The report from the officer states, "I spoke with [Jennifer] and advised her of the complaint. The w/f [white female] seemed to be very impaired and didn't want me on her property anymore, she slammed the door and I left the residence." The report continues, "I then had the complainant meet me at the police station to talk with the juveniles. They informed me that their mother had been drinking heavily and had [become] physical with them."

Is she crazy, doesn't she know violence will never win out? Isn't she devestated that her kids, ages 6-15, didn't trust her not to hurt them and they had to go to the neighbors for protection? Thank goodness for nosy neighbors!

Get some help, lady!

Bill Murray: Lost in Litigation

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Whoops! Which Celeb Couldn't Stay Upright In Her Manolos?

HerBadMother — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 15:02:00 GMT

See? This is why sensible moms wear Keds and flip-flops, and avoid ballgowns and skyscraper heels: we know that one good stiff breeze can knock an overworked, overtired mom on her ass, just like that.

This celebrity mom, however, seems not to have gotten that memo. Who is it?

Sarah Jessica Parker took a tumble on the set of a photo shoot for Vogue magazine. Which sucks, because you just know that all those production assistants rushing toward her are more worried about that dress - Valentino? Chanel? - than they are about SJP. The life of a star is hard, I'm telling you. Hard.

Source; Photo: Newscom

Uma Thurman: This Mama Has "Never Been Happier"

Karen — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 23:02:00 GMT

Even though Uma Thurman has been divorced twice, her belief in true romance remains unwavered.

She said: "I think we have to keep subscribing to the fairytale until we find it. I'm a true believer. I've been told, by a very good source, that I'm a hopeless romantic."

"I always thought I was very cynical because I have quite a biting sense of humor, but a real professional has diagnosed me as the furthest thing from it."

Mom to nine-year-old daughter Maya and six-year-old son Levon, she is currently dating billionaire Arpad Busson and claims to have never been happier: "I'm honestly happier now than I have been at any other time in my life, and I think optimism is what has given me longevity in my career. I really do think we should search for the fairytale ending. Why not? Let's be real about how unreal we are!"

Well heck, a billionaire boyfriend would certainly help me believe in fairytale romance. Any takers?

Let's hope they live Happily Ever After!

River Russell Doesn't Want Mom Keri to Drink Coffee

Karen — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 14:33:00 GMT

He's protecting Mama early. Oh baby, us Mama's neeeeed our caffeine!

I love his adorable outfit!

Lenny Kravitz Hospitalized

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:37:00 GMT

Singer Lenny Kravitz has been hospitalized in Miami with what his spokesperson is calling an "extreme case of bronchitis." The singer has been suffering from respiratory infections since mid-January and doctors, unable to treat him further with outpatient care, advised the singer to check into a hospital this morning.

Details on Kravitz' condition weren't disclosed, although his illness has forced him to postpone a trip to Europe to promote his new album.

Kravitz, 43, who has a daughter with former Cosby Show actress Lisa Bonet, was rumored to be the mystery man that Nicole Kidman was engaged to after being married to Tom Cruise and before hooking up with Keith Urban.

"Cosby" Kid Lisa Bonet and Her Baby Lola

[photo: Usmagazine.com]

Nothing Comes Between Keri Russell and Her Starbucks

Karen — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:02:00 GMT

Keri Russell was attempting to drink her Mom Fuel yesterday but River kept grabbing at it, so she threw a pretend fit.

The pictures were really cute:

"Oh baby, let Mama have just a sip...."

Uma Thurman Is Off To See The Wizard

Karen — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:01:00 GMT

This is going to earn me a special place in hell, but remember in the Wizard of Oz when the house dropped on the wicked witch's sister and her feet were sticking out from under the house?

This sorta reminds me of that:

What's better than Uma Thurman? This:

Isla Fisher And That Baby Weight Thing

HerBadMother — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:33:00 GMT

Last week the Internets (Gossip Division) were all abuzz over the miraculous recovery of Isla Fisher's pre-partum body, mere weeks after giving birth. Which was great and all - she does look fabulous - but in my opinion, a bit overblown. And truth be told, I'm glad that it was overblown, because it was some well-warranted cheering for a new mom whose body isn't ready for the Victoria's Secret runway, but which nonetheless looks fantastic.

She's a tiny girl, that Isla, and with the bump gone she's pretty much tiny again. But her thighs are still healthily round and her boobs are ample and she has - oh, delight! - a teeny little muffin-top squished above the waistband of her jeans. She looks normal for a petite woman who was recently pregnant - okay, maybe a notch beyond that - and healthy. She does not look as though she's been gnawing celery while running the treadmill and doing non-stop crunches. I'll bet if you asked her, she'd say that she'd been working out and eating well and that she's pleased with how she looks. Good for her.

She looks fabulous. Let's cheer her for that, and not for any so-called miracles of weight-loss.

Source: Jezebel; Daily Mail; et. al...

The Jolie-Pitts Live On The Edge: Angelina Flashes Her Boobs; Brad Grabs Ass

HerBadMother — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:33:00 GMT

Brad really likes the tushy, doesn't he? Another fraction of an inch or so and that picture would not be suitable for children. Throw Angie's sheer top into the mix and you really ramp up the Public Display Of Sexiness. That shirt's pretty racy. If you look closely, you can see some of the fine details of what lies beneath...

Like the tag on her bra. She couldn't snip that tag? Nothing undermines the sleek sexiness of a black La Perla bra like a fat white tag that says Hand Wash Only.

And nothing undermines sexiness generally like a big fat wad of chewing gum stuck to the heel of one's Christian Louboutins.

It was just a bad night, I guess. Or maybe they were both stoned. Brad sure looks stoned. That would explain a lot.

Jennifer Garner Is Just Like Me, Except, You Know, Rich, Glamorous, And Less Of An Asshole

HerBadMother — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 15:33:00 GMT

Jennifer Garner seems like one of the most likeable people on the planet. I think that it's the dimples, and also the fact that she carries that adorable child around with her wherever she goes. Oh, and also that she was Sidney Bristow, super-spy, but still managed to convey the vibe that she would much rather be having lattes with her girlfriends than dashing around the planet fighting evil-doers with super-hot men, 'cause she's just an ordinary girl, you know?

Now, she's one of Glamour Magazine's Women Of The Year, and she still seems like she'd be totally cool to hang out with. Glamour actually asked her if she really is as nice as she seems, and she was all, like, yeah, but I can still be an asshole, which I think is an excellent answer.

GLAMOUR: Your press is impeccable. Your fans adore you. Do you have a dark side, or are you a goody-goody?
JENNIFER GARNER: You totally called me out. I am a bit of a goody-goody. Not that there aren’t times when I think, I was kind of an asshole today. I work in a world in which people are really catered to; someone will come up to me and say, “Is it OK if this person’s makeup is done before yours for the premiere?” Right now Ben’s in Africa studying malaria and visiting slums with a lack of potable water and maternity wards where many women have HIV. So would I really put my energy into worrying that I’m second to get my makeup done? When you think about the bigger picture, it’s hard to not have some perspective.

I love that she thinks she's an asshole sometimes. I'm an asshole sometimes, too. Okay, a lot of the time. Still, I totally wish that she'd be my friend. Is that creepy?

Source: Celebrity Baby Scoop

Brooke Shields: Happiness Is Cute Toddlers And A Warm Sandwich

HerBadMother — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 20:03:00 GMT

When was the last time you saw a celebrity eating a sandwich? I thought that they were all, like, fatally allergic to most carbohydrates. Still, here's Brooke Shields, chowing down on sandwiches with her adorable little girls, acting like there's nothing wrong with bread.

Which just reconfirms, for me, that she is fantastically loveable. Anyone who still appreciates a good sandwich in this day and age is, to my mind, a discerning individual who appreciates the truly good things in life. Like bright red balloons and take-away sandwiches, drenched in cheese and sauce (oooh, mmmm) and eaten outside in the crisp fall air with your children. Prozac for the soul.

(Source: Celebrity Baby Scoop)

FameCrawler : the stars are just like us

Pumpkin Patch Kids: Harlow and Company

Project Pumpkin Patch

Pumpkin Patch Kids: Sawyer and Sara

Pumpkin Patch Kids: David and Marquez

Pumpkin Patch Kids: Ben and Violet

Pumpkin Patch Kids: Kingston and Company

It's the Great Pumpkin, Tobey Maguire!

Tori and Dean Usher In The Season

Pumpkin Patch Kids: Adam and Sadie

Pumpkin Patch Kids: Marcia and Eden (I Think)

Pumpkin Patch Kids: Adam and Sadie

Sarah Jessica and Matthew Broderick: EX In The City?

More Sex In The City: Matthew Broderick Cheating On SJP?

Lionel Richie: I Survived Nicole

Bill Murray Battles Booze Hound Wife

Bill Murray: Lost in Litigation

Whoops! Which Celeb Couldn't Stay Upright In Her Manolos?

Uma Thurman: This Mama Has "Never Been Happier"

River Russell Doesn't Want Mom Keri to Drink Coffee

Lenny Kravitz Hospitalized

Nothing Comes Between Keri Russell and Her Starbucks

Uma Thurman Is Off To See The Wizard

Isla Fisher And That Baby Weight Thing

The Jolie-Pitts Live On The Edge: Angelina Flashes Her Boobs; Brad Grabs Ass

Jennifer Garner Is Just Like Me, Except, You Know, Rich, Glamorous, And Less Of An Asshole

Brooke Shields: Happiness Is Cute Toddlers And A Warm Sandwich