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Kate Hudson's Thong Screams "I'm Not Pregnant"

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 19:35:00 GMT

No granny panties in sight - Kate Hudson is definitely not knocked up. While vacationing in Miami and showing off her un-pregnant belly, Kate turned around and treated the world to her thong-clad behind. Isn't there a song about that? I mean the thong, not Kate's ass.

Meanwhile Kate is apparently thrilled that her breasts were digitally enlarged in shots promoting her new movie Fools Gold. "I wish I had them. If I ever was going to get my boobs done, I'd take this photograph to the doctors. They look great."

Ironically, everyone else will be taking a photo of Kate's butt to their doctors.

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John Mayer Wants Him A Wife And Babies (Jessica Simpson Need Not Apply)

HerBadMother — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:37:00 GMT

Well, he wants him a wife, specifically one who wants to photograph his ass, and that presumably adds up to a little baby-making and baby-daddying, and so I feel entitled to use the word 'babies' in the title of this post.

On gettin' him a baby-mama: “I think about my wife all the time. I kind of obsess on it, and what I want to find is a person who can speak those kinds of magic words. I mean ‘No complaints’ is a great way to live. Also, I want a woman who doesn’t hear ‘How are you?’ as ‘I would like you to come up with something dramatic now that will allow me to sit in front of you and give you more attention than I would have if you had just said No complaints.’ When I find the person I can relate to on that level and who is also a pinup and who also says ‘Can I please take pictures of your ass?’ then I am going to get married to her. That I can promise you... But when I think about my wife, I worry. I worry about what she thinks when she reads about me in US Weekly. It’s all vapor, nothing, ether. But I worry about it.”

On Jessica Simpson: "At a certain point, I got so many tension headaches just from magazine covers. Real tension headaches, from the mention of my name with (her) name and how people felt about that. Literal physiological responses where I was like, Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. I thought to myself, Are you sure you want to do this? ... I want to say about Jessica that I don’t want to talk about her or my experience with her as a dark cloud or something tumorous or cancerous. That’s all perception."

Wow, that's great. Dating Jessica wasn't tumorous or cancerous, just, you know, migraine-inducing. If I were her, though, I'd count myself lucky. Who wants to get sperminated by a guy who wants women to take pictures of his ass, presumably while he dances around in a green thong and rants about vapors?

Okay, maybe Jessica Simpson does want that. There's no accounting for tastes.

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Fathers, Be Good To Your Daughters: Don't Let Them Anywhere Near John Mayer's Thong

HerBadMother — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 12:02:00 GMT

I don't know. I find it a little bit shocking that the guy who wrote the ~~insipid~~ soulful tune about fathers being good to their daughters is prone to getting stupid drunk and channeling his inner Borat.

Not that dude doesn't have the right to party, but is he really doing the world a service by slinging his schlong around in tiny scraps of green spandex, for no reason that I can see other than a) liquor, and b) undue excitement at seeing Miley Cyrus on the cover of US Weekly?

No. No, he is not. Put that thing away, John Mayer. Your body is NOT that kind of wonderland.

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Britney Spears' Priest and His Huge Pulpit

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 15:05:00 GMT

Like a prayer! Britney Spears' man-of-the-cloth is also a man-of-the-loincloth. Racy photos of Spears and a "priest" in the Blackout CD booklet have already riled the Catholic church and now it appears that her divine advisor also preaches from the pages of the International Male catalog.

Don't worry, he'll still hear your confession - just don't kneel in front of him.

If Famecrawler Was a Rag Mag

Karen — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:34:00 GMT

Writing about celebrities can be a bit of a competition, especially between websites. I won't say who's writing the most sensationalistic headlines, but if Famecrawler were doing such a thing, I'm sure these very real posts would have entirely different titles:

Miley Cyrus Talks Candidly About Her BABY!?!

Red Hot Chili Pepper Lead Singer Anthony Keidis Gives Birth To a BEAR!?!?!?!

Miley Cyrus Reveals Her BABY News, Sells Out Concerts!?!?!?!?

Angelina Gets Dumped on Her Skinny Ass?!?!?!

Angelina and Brad Adopt a Really Ugly Baby!?!?!?!

The Witch is Pregnant!!!!!!!??!

Britney Dances On Bar, For Job!?!?!? NUDE PHOTOS!!!!?!?!

Jennifer Garner's Facial Reconstruction!?!?!? Nude Photos?!?!?!?!

Harry Potter Author, J.K. Rowling Has Great Tits!!!!! Nude Photos!?!?!?!

Jennifer Garner Flashes The Cameras!!!?! Nude Photos!?!?!?!

Donald Trump Lashes Out at Charitable Celebrities!!!!???!!! Nude....Nevermind.

Violet Affleck Stuffs Mommy Jennifer Garner's Thong!?!?!?!?! Nude Photos?!?!?!

Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards Get Naked TOGETHER and roll around in Jello?!! Nude Photos???!!!

Uma Thurman TOPLESS AND NAKED?!?!?!?! Naked MEANS NUDE!!!?!

Britney Spears Leaks All Over The Place!?!?!? Nude Photos?!?!

Martha Stewart Injects Her Daughter With Sperm Everyday!!!?!?!! Ew, I'm SO NOT GOING THERE.

Britney Spears Leaked Sex Tape Shuts Down Internet!?!?!?! Somebody stab me in the visual part of my brain, please.

See the key is to throw question marks in there and you can say pretty much anything you want. Oh and say Nude Photos After Everything. Except Britney Spears, because dude, NOBODY wants to see that.

Violet Affleck Plays With $20 Bills, Mommy Jennifer Garner's Thong Slip

Karen — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:25:00 GMT

Jennifer Garner and her butt (below the jump) were recently spotted at the park with baby Violet. To keep Violet happy, she was handed a $20 to play with. There's a joke here somewhere but it's just too easy. Besides, my co-workers can't say anything bad about Garner either. We're all just a bunch of pussies here at Famecrawler.

Photo credit: Just Jared.