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Womb With a 'View': Elisabeth Hasselbeck is Pregnant

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 19:05:00 GMT

The View co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck announced on this morning's show that she is expecting her third child. "I'm pregnant again!” she said. "I'm due in August. I'll try to pop this one out before we leave [on summer hiatus], Barbara."

Hasselbeck and her husband Tim are already parents to daughter Grace, 3, and son Taylor Thomas, 14 months.

"We were thoroughly happy with the surprise of it," she said. "I didn't even know for two months." The conservative Hasselbeck, who often spars with her liberal co-hosts, says she mistakenly thought she was just tired from the excitement surrounding the election, but "No – I was knocked up and didn’t realize it!"

Congratulations Elisabeth! If it's a boy, how about naming it Barack?

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Hasselbeck Family: Marching Ahead Of The Apocalypse

HerBadMother — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 17:02:00 GMT

I'm not sure what I love most about this picture of the Hasselbeck family cruising the streets of New York: Tim Hasselbeck's phenomenally fugly sweater, the classically pinched look on Elisabeth's face, or the ancient, stooped woman who is clearly about wave her stick-like arm in the air and shout millenarian prophecies at them. Prophecies, I'm guessing, that involve fire and brimstone and Elisabeth's likely collusion with the Four Horsemen (who almost certainly have three-way face. Or four-way face. Whatever.)

Anyhoo. The girl is adorable, though I like her better in this picture, because she looks like she's heard her mother's stupid comments about three-ways and wants nothing to do with her:

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Sex Expert

HerBadMother — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:32:00 GMT

Why this surprises me, I'm not sure, but it does: Elisabeth Hasselbeck, apparently, can spot someone who has had a threesome from across the room.

Yesterday's episode of The View heard extensive discussion about the finer points of conducting a menage a trois, during which Elisabeth declared that she could tell which audience members had, um, experience. She pointed at specific individuals and stated that they "have three-way face."

Three-way face? Call me naive, but wouldn't it true that the only way one could identify 'three-way face' would be if they had actually seen another person's face during a three-way (or, to be rigorous about it, seen their own face during a three-way, if that three-way were conducted, say, in front of a mirror?) You know, in an actual three-way, or, perhaps, in some late-night porno binge?

Clearly, in my stubborn attachment to stereotypes, I've underestimated the sexual adventurousness of tight-assed Republican family traditionalists. I have much to learn.

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Jessica Simpson Gets Quarterback Advice from Elisabeth Hasselbeck

Whit Honea — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 16:39:00 GMT

Don't worry Cowboy fans, Jessica Simpson isn't showing up at the game (unless you bring your own- above). Hopefully, for your sake, Tony Romo will- tan and well rested.

Apparently Elisabeth Hasselbeck couldn't resist reaching out to someone dumber and offered Simpson her view on dating a quarterback. Her husband Tim is riding the pine for the Arizona Cardinals.

"Quarterbacks are a little bossy. So I like to remind Tim that he's not on field when he's trying to call the plays at home."

Come on, Elisabeth, he's not on the field at work either. Cut the guy some slack.

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Hasselbeck Baby On View

HerBadMother — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:36:00 GMT

Elisabeth Hasselbeck, fresh off of maternity leave, brought her new son to sit in as a guest host on her first day back at The View today.

Two-month old Taylor Thomas Hasselbeck (undeniably adorable, I have to admit) joined mom and co-hosts Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar and Sherri Shepherd. "I thought I'd bring a little testosterone to the table today," said Hasselbeck. "He's huge," she gushed. "He's almost like 12 pounds, I think. He's just constantly on me. I call myself the Dairy Queen."

Nice. Like I needed to hear about the gushing mounds that are Elisabeth Hasselbeck's boobs. Isn't there some rule for Republicans that says that they're never allowed to talk about their body parts? There should be. Somebody get Ann Coulter on that one.

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Break Out the Champagne! Elisabeth Hasselbeck Returns to The View

sweatpantsmom — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:50:00 GMT

Apparently it's a very big deal that Elisabeth Hasselbeck is returning to The View on Monday after a two-month maternity leave. I'm not sure why since I've never watched the show, but I hear people are pretty excited about it; taking the day off of work to watch it, having 'Welcome Back Elisabeth' parties and inducing births so that they can say, "My baby was born on the day Elisabeth returned to The View!"

I'm totally making all of this up, of course. Who would induce birth for such a ridiculous event? It's not like when I did it, so that I could be back home in time to watch the American Idol finale.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck: The View Still Has One Big Obnoxious Loudmouth

Whit Honea — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:07:00 GMT

To say that I was torn over the Rosie and Liz tiff, is to imply that I cared. All I know about that scene is that it involved Rosie O'Donnell, who I love, like I love getting my teeth pulled, and Elisabeth Hasselbeck, whose husband carried my fantasy football team a couple of seasons ago.

So here's her husband, Matt... wait, she's married to Tim Hasselbeck? That guy has never done squat for my team.

So here's Tim and Elisabeth Hasselbeck, photographed at The Breeder's Cup Challenge. I don't know the rules about the breeding or the challenge, but she's pretty pregnant, don't they just get the cup?