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Paul McCartney Hopes Heather Mills Kills Herself

Sassy Smith — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 20:05:00 GMT

I think the b*tch is crazy too, but that's a bit nasty isn't? Reportedly, Paul McCartney is on tape saying to his daughter Stella McCartney, "If we turn up the pressure on Heather, with a bit of luck she will top herself and then we won't have to pay her a penny."

A source added, "When Heather found out what was said on the tape, she was very distressed. It was such a terrible thing to say, whether it was meant or not. Heather was very shocked and hurt and has discussed the tape several times with her sister Fiona."

"She knows that she and Stella never saw eye to eye but she never expected anything like this. Her legal team feel that if the tape is genuine it is one of the most damning things Paul has ever said."

Now, we've heard from Mills in the past, that she has recordings of Paul saying nasty things, however, who would have recorded this conversation between Sir Paul and Stella? And, in my opinion, why doesn't McCartney just pay the crazy lady? He's worth, what, 800 gazillion dollars, so why not, just give the let's drink rat's milk woman, some cash, shut her up and be done with it? Wouldn't it be worth it? Get her outta your hair? Think about it Paul, think about it.

I just hope they're both thinking of their small daughter, Beatrice.

The battling ex's divorce case is set for February at the High Court in London.

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Britney Spears Wants To Marry Sam Lufti - Refuses Pre-Nup

Karen — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 17:05:00 GMT

Britney Spears is not heeding lawyer's advice to get a pre-nup as sources claim she wants to marry cling on Sam Lufti (didn't they elope?).

Her lawyers "begged her to at least get a prenup, but she didn't seem to be listening" a source told Star Magazine.

Federline, who did sign a pre-nuptial before marrying Britney, is not happy. Federline is not comfortable having Sam near his kids, due to a bad temper that Federline has seen first hand.

"Kevin has seen Sam lose his temper," says a source. "We hear he swears a lot and makes very derogatory statements when he's alone with Brit."

Sam once dangerously slammed his car into another vehicle to prevent Britney from being served.

"Kevin has forbidden Britney from having Sam around the boys. In fact, Kevin has threatened to get a restraining order. She'll lose custody if she allows Sam around them, Kevin will make sure of it," the source adds.

Britney seems unfazed that this recent development may cost her Sean Preston and Jayden James for good.

"Britney is completely under Sam's spell. Everyone sees through him, except her. I hear that he stays with her most of the time, and she pays for his food, his bar and restaurant tabs and his clothing. She takes car of everything," the source told Star.

If this is true, I'm not surprised she doesn't care about losing the boys. She has yet to prove she wants them in the first place. This whole senario reminds me very much of Anna Nicole Smith -- not that Anna didn't care for her kids but she sure was controlled by men. Weird.

Kevin Federline's Lawyer Blasts Britney Spears

Sassy Smith — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Britney might be in some deep sh*t ya'll.

Mark Vincent Kaplan and K'Fed'up are not happy that Kevin's ex, Britney Spears didn't bother showing up for her Wednesday morning deposition because she was ~~busy dye jobbing her own hair~~ sick. Kaplan is to ask the court to address 'some kind of remedy' against Spears.

Kaplan said to People, "I'm not mad -I can move forward with her or without her. But there will be a request to the court to address some kind of remedy to what I see as a willful non-appearance."

"But she was in fact out later that day and night. It's not fourth grade where you get a doctor's note and it's all OK. She was ordered to attend. And if there's a legitimate reason for her not to attend she would have to establish that."

Brit says that 'paparazzi harassment' keeps her from attending. Kaplan said, "All I know is that in my office there were no paparazzi." I'm sorry, but the paps don't stop Britster from getting gas, stealing or frequenting Starbucks, so I think she could make an effort to get to court to MAYBE GET HER BABIES BACK. Just sayin'.

This is the FOURTH time that the poptart has missed her deposition appointment. "This deposition was a court ordered proceeding. So it's a serious thing." Guess she was busy ELOPING.

Even though Spears is stalling and making lame excuses, Kevin's lawyer has ruled out seeking a contempt of court.

"We're not interested in punishing her. We're interested in getting the facts." To me, that seems like she just keeps getting away with this. Why not punish her? What about her precious sons? Why should Sean and Jayden have to pay the price because they have a lame mother?

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