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What Does Madonna Sleep With Under Her Pillow?

Sassy Smith — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 22:33:00 GMT

Madonna, pop music icon, video queen, wife, mother of three - she's got alot going on - so what does The Material Girl sleep with under her pillow?

The singer is married to Guy Ritchie but it sounds like she's married to someone else - or rather something else - her Blackberry.

Madge told Elle magazine: "We lie right next to each other with our Blackberrys under our pillows. It's not unromantic. It's practical. I'm sure loads of couples have their Blackberrys in bed with them. I have to sleep with my Blackberry because I often wake up in the middle of the night and remember that I've forgotten something, so I jump up and make notes. Guy's always waiting for me to come to bed, so he plays Brick on his Blackberry until I'm ready."

Oh yes, that sounds totally romantic. Madonna does say that one of her songs called Incredible, has the lyrics "sex with you is incredible," referring to sex with Guy. That song is apparently Guy's favorite. Of course it is.

Nice to see the married parents are still getting it on, Blackberry's included.

Source:Dlisted.com

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Madonna's New Song '4 Minutes To Save The World' Has Leaked!

Sassy Smith — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:25:00 GMT

Madonna and JT's new song - '4 Minutes To Save The World' has leaked! Oh Madge is gonna be p*ssed - kinda like a mama grizzly bear protecting her young. This collaboration has been kinda hush hush for months and now Madonna's "baby" is out there before she was ready for it to be heard.

Listen to it after the jump (hurry might not be up long)!

The song was reportedly leaked by a French DJ. A youtuber has put it up but it may be taken down just as quickly, most of the sites that had it up, have now had the links removed. Obviously the sound quality is crap.

*Youtube versions have been taken down - but found another...enjoy!*

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Victoria Beckham Has Thousands of Dollars Worth of Clothing Stolen!

Sassy Smith — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:03:00 GMT

Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice has had her clothing stolen from her dressing room in Germany.

Beckham, according to reports, was furious after realizing her dressing room had had tens of thousands dollars worth of clothes missing. Funny enough though, none of the other Spice girls had anything taken.

Britain's Sunday Mirror reported Victoria was distraught to find that the thieves had bagged a red satin dressing robe that Roberto Cavailli had designed personally for her to wear backstage. It had "Mrs Beckham" on the front and "Posh" on the back. A source was quoted, "Victoria's post show high was ruined when she noticed stuff had been nicked. All the other girls' dressing rooms were untouched, but somebody had clearly been rifling through Victoria's possessions. She was very upset. Fashion means everything to her. She keeps all her old outfits in storage."

"The thieves ran away with a red satin Cavailli robe, glitzy stage costumes, 2 pairs of $10,000 shoes, jackets and jewellery."

Well, we all know that Post can afford to replace it, but no matter how rich someone is, having your things rifled through and then stolen is a horrible feeling. It's happened to me and although my things aren't worth what Victoria Beckham's things are worth, it's an awful feeling. I actually feel bad for her!

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Jennifer Love Hewitt: Breasts

Sassy Smith — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 16:05:00 GMT

Hottie Jennifer Love Hewitt was helping out at the Los Angeles Mission, downtown L.A. on Christmas Eve. She was grilling up chicken breasts for the homeless. Ah, when I said breasts, what were you thinking? I know, I'm evil. Merry Christmas.

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Britney Goes Batsh*t

Karen — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:08:00 GMT

Last night Britney was driving on by this mural and stopped to take a picture of it, but the paparazzi kept jumping in front of her to take her picture. BECAUSE THERE AREN'T ENOUGH PICTURES OF BRITNEY SPEARS IN THE WORLD.

Nevertheless, she cursed out the paps and then sped off in a photogs car where he had the time of his life. Incidently, this is the SAME photographer who escorted her to the bathroom the day she was dressed as a tampon.

Video after the jump of Britney "Potty Mouth" Spears. NSFW/kids.

Dr. Phil: Lynne Spears is a "Great Mother"

Karen — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 13:03:00 GMT

Okay, I am ABSOLUTLEY sick of Dr. Phil.

"We know the Spears family, particularly the parents," he told People. "An asset that Britney and Jamie Lynn both have is a great and dedicated mother."

McGraw admits that Lynne is "troubled right now" but is "really looking for the positives in this." Lynne has "her feet squarely and solidly on the ground," he says.

"They're a very strong, close-knit family," says Dr. Phil's wife Robin, "They're relying on each other." And with her book recently put on hold, Lynne is also drawing strength from her faith. "I talked to Lynne yesterday and she said they're turning to prayer, asked that I pray for them. That's how they're going to get through it."

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Hide behind your religion much, Lynne?

Oy.

K'Fed To Britney: Come To My House For Christmas

Sassy Smith — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 22:05:00 GMT

It seems Kevin Federline is in a giving spirit and has invited his ex wife over to celebrate Christmas day with her kids.

The trainwreck has lost custody of her kids, Sean Preston and Jayden James and currently K'Fed has temporary full custody of the tots. There has been lots of confusion and speculation about who would get the kids when during the holidays and now it seems regardless of what's on paper, Federline is putting his boys first and opening his home to Britney.

Brit was out doing some Christmas shopping on December 21 and hopefully she remembered to buy something for her kids other than Cheetos. Oh was that mean? My bad.

Reportedly, Kev has warned Brit that he will kick her out if she acts weird. This is Britney Spears we're talking about, so good luck with that wish Kevin.

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Marcia Cross and Teri Hatcher: Filling Bags

Sassy Smith — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 19:01:00 GMT

Celebrity moms and Desperate Housewives, Marcia Cross and Teri Hatcher are busy filling FEED gift bags for the cast and crew of their popular TV show. What would make it even more exciting is if they were doing while naked. Just sayin'.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt NOT Pregnant

Sassy Smith — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 16:02:00 GMT

According to a rep for Jennifer Love Hewitt's rep, she is NOT with child.

Love went on the defense recently about some unflattering photos of her backside and then speculation began about her being pregnant. She was honey mooning with hubby, actor Ross McCall, when the pics were snapped and thus began the controversy.

However, a rep from Jennifer's show, The Ghost Whisperer is denying the preggo rumors. "Not true. The stories are 100% false." Well, perhaps she is just putting a little weight on her behind (not that there's anything wrong with that) but if she starts to look like she swallowed the Christmas turkey, then I bet those pesky rumors will start again!

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Christmas With Britney Spears & Kevin Federline: Nasty Custody Battle And Mini Pianos

Sassy Smith — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 19:02:00 GMT

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, had their Christmas plans all worked out, but now K'Fed may want to change that up a bit. Can't say I blame the dude.

Originally, the custody agreement between Brit and Kevin would be that he would get their boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James on Thanksgiving (which he did) and Spears would have them for Christmas. However, Kevin is having second thoughts about the Christmas plans as he's not exactly sure that he can trust his ex wife with his precious boys during the holiday. I think I'd be worried too. Federline isn't thrilled that his kids will be around Brit's "entourage" and that includes Sam Lutfi. You know, Sam, the guy who she eloped with, then didn't elope with, then wanted to marry, then can't marry because he's gay. That guy.

On a side note concerning Christmas, Britbrit has reportedly purchased some miniature pianos from Harrods as a gift for her boys. Perhaps she's hoping they follow in her musical footsteps-well hopefully they'll have TALENT.

A source said Spears was not "trying to spoil her sons, nor engage in a Christmas gifting competition with ex Kevin Federline." Same source reportedly added, that Brit is "very grateful that she will be with her boys during Christmas. And she plans on having full legal custody by this time next year." Excuse me while I DIE FROM LAUGHING.

While I think kids deserve the right to have both of their parents in their life, those parents have a duty to their children to be the BEST possible parent they can be. At this point, I don't think Spears is making the cut. Perhaps if she put half as much effort into being a good mom as she does being a 'beautiful pro,' then maybe she COULD win legal custody of her sons.

Merry Christmas Sean Preston and Jayden James.

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World Debut: '4 Minutes to Save the World'-Timbaland & Madonna Collaboration

Sassy Smith — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:06:00 GMT

Timabland has unveiled to the world, Madonna's new single. '4 Minutes to Save the World' was played to a crowd at a Philedelphia Christmas concert gig.

LISTEN TO THE SONG AFTER THE JUMP

The track has some hip-hop influence and also features Justin Timberlake. The single is reportedly to be the lead song from Madonna's new album, which is slated for a 2008 release. Previously, there have been 2 other songs that have been leaked onto radio-'Candy Shop' and 'The Beat Goes On', which was played by Madge's friend, Larry Lick earlier this month.

Reports were that Madonna's new album was to be titled 'Licorice', but those claims have been denied. Guess we'll have to wait and see what the popstar brings in 2008!

To listen to a snippet of the song, click here. (It's a download and the sound quality isn't fabulous)

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Britney Spears Is A 'Beautiful Pro'

Sassy Smith — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 13:02:00 GMT

Britney Spears is a 'beautiful pro?'

Apparently she is. According to "Piece of Me," director, Wayne Isham, who said, "On set, she was very professional, excited to work and beautiful as always. I was impressed with her focus as she choreographed the dance herself. Her endurance was remarkable, as we had a long day." I think he's confusing Brit with the Britney 'look a likes.'

He continued, "She almost outlasted me, which is amazing! It was a pleasure to work with her again (he'd directed her in I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman)." Isham has directed the likes of Madonna, Metallica, Faith Hill and 'N Sync, so you'd think he'd know what he's talking about. I'm still convinced he's referring to one of the extra's on the set. I can't imagine Spears impressing anyone smarter than a Cheeto. Perhaps I'm cynical.

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Heath Ledger Hangs Himself

Sassy Smith — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:03:00 GMT

Heath Ledger fans, calm down, he didn't really hang himself, he was shooting a scene for his new fantasy movie, The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus.

The movie is being directed by Terry Gilliam (known for The Brothers Grimm, 12 Monkeys) and is due to be released in 2009. For information about the movie plot, you can go here.

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Paul McCartney Hopes Heather Mills Kills Herself

Sassy Smith — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 20:05:00 GMT

I think the b*tch is crazy too, but that's a bit nasty isn't? Reportedly, Paul McCartney is on tape saying to his daughter Stella McCartney, "If we turn up the pressure on Heather, with a bit of luck she will top herself and then we won't have to pay her a penny."

A source added, "When Heather found out what was said on the tape, she was very distressed. It was such a terrible thing to say, whether it was meant or not. Heather was very shocked and hurt and has discussed the tape several times with her sister Fiona."

"She knows that she and Stella never saw eye to eye but she never expected anything like this. Her legal team feel that if the tape is genuine it is one of the most damning things Paul has ever said."

Now, we've heard from Mills in the past, that she has recordings of Paul saying nasty things, however, who would have recorded this conversation between Sir Paul and Stella? And, in my opinion, why doesn't McCartney just pay the crazy lady? He's worth, what, 800 gazillion dollars, so why not, just give the let's drink rat's milk woman, some cash, shut her up and be done with it? Wouldn't it be worth it? Get her outta your hair? Think about it Paul, think about it.

I just hope they're both thinking of their small daughter, Beatrice.

The battling ex's divorce case is set for February at the High Court in London.

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