FameCrawler : toupee

DILF Alert: Donald Trump Opens New Hotel, Makes Famous Women Kiss Him

Karen — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:35:00 GMT

Why is Demi Moore kissing Donald Trump?

Blech.

Ivanka, Naomi, Demi, Heidi and Melania were ~~hired for an undisclosed amount of money~~ on hand to kiss Donald for the opening of his new hotel, The Trump International Hotel & Tower Dubai in New York City.

"You! Your turn to kiss me. Come here now or YOU'RE FIRED!"

Donald & Melania Trump Talk About Baby # 2!

Karen — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 11:45:00 GMT

Donald Trump might be a Dad again, dishes wife Melania. "I never say never. I have two boys now, a big boy and a small boy."

Why does that invoke images of sexual games with Donald in diapers for me? Ugh. I'm pre-coffee this morning and do not need this visual.

As for how she ~~manages to stay married to her grandfather~~ keeps her 3-year marriage golden, Melania says, "Don't try to change anybody. Support them and love them and be their friend."

Great advice, ~~Golddigger,~~ Melania. But you could you at LEAST change his hair? Please? Even your son is staring!

John Travolta: Leavin' On A Gay Plane?

HerBadMother — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:45:00 GMT

Yep. That would be a full-on, lip-to-lip kiss. Which, you know, is not gay at all. It's old news, anyways - or would be if he hadn't been just a tad over the top in his enthusiasm for The Little Mermaid recently. Which, again, not gay at all.

I don't care, really, if John Travolta is gay or not. If he loves men, more power to him. It's the whole holier-than-thou Scientologist family-man, wife-as-beard thing that gets me. Which, if he is gay, he probably learned those bearding strategies from Tom Cruise, but whatever. Be gay, be in the closet, be whatever - just don't hide behind other people.

Or airplanes. Because, you know: telephoto lenses.

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John Travolta and The Little Mermaid

Whit Honea — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:50:00 GMT

John Travolta put on his Sunday best wig (the thing on his head, the Sunday best beard holding his hand is wife Kelly Preston) and took birthday girl Ella to 46th Street for Disney's The Little Mermaid. Sure beats a banded, bulbous snarfblatt. Those get very boring.

Apparently Mr. Travolta loved the show so much that he was singing along to every song. This is where other celebrity sites mock him, but not me. In fact, I so love The Little Mermaid that I almost feel bad for the beard joke. As a matter of fact I have a flyer right here on my bar, er, desk for a sing-a-long showing of the film at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood. I want to be part of that world.

After the show the Travoltas and 26 of Ella's dearest friends went backstage for photos with the cast and some flipper envy. Sources say that John was really enjoying himself and touching all of the costumes.

No sources said that he was singing "Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? Wouldn't ya think my collection's complete? Wouldn't you think I'm the girl- girl who has everything? Look at this trove, treasures untold. How many wonders can one cavern hold? Looking around you'd think, sure, she's got everything. I've got gadgets and gizmos aplenty. I have whoozits and whatzis galore. You want thingamabobs? I've got twenty, but who cares? No big deal. I want more," but I like to think that he was.

Photo: Babyrazzi

Brendan Fraser: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Whit Honea — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 22:36:00 GMT

Holy weaves, Travolta! Brendan Fraser has thinning hair? Like Van Gundy thin? Who knew?

I saw Fraser at the Grove one day. He stared at me like he knew me. I guess he was just checking out my coif. Here I thought it had been the smile.

I've got to say, there was a time when I would have made fun of a guy wearing a piece or getting transplants, well, okay, I still make fun, but now that I'm about ready to join the hair club for men myself it's more of a comradely thing.

I think society is easing up as well. A bad toupee used to be the butt of many a joke, but if it makes the wearer feel/look better, then what's the problem? It's like boobs, who cares if they're real?

Photo: Hollywood Backwash

John Travolta Kisses the Hell Out of Some Kirk Douglas

Whit Honea — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:33:00 GMT

A couple of things come to mind when I look at this picture of John Travolta putting some man-love on Kirk Douglas. First, my heart goes out to Mr. Douglas. He looks like he may very well have a heart attack, which is to be expected. It's not every day that a big ol' star like John Travolta comes all the way out of the closet to plant a wet one. Normally he just sticks his wigless head out, sees his shadow and goes back in for 6 more years of denial. This is big.

Then I thought, wait- maybe John Travolta is a hero! Could it be that he saw the frailness of Douglas and thought he needed some sort of assistance? It's possible that Travolta was performing mouth-to-mouth and actually saved Kirk Douglas' life or a fate worse than Travis Barker. That's huge. I think someone just earned themselves a fruitbasket.

The thing is, Travolta only knows one way to do things, and that's crazy. It could have been anything, but I'm guessing it was the limoncellos.

Photo: StarOffenders