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Lourdes Has Bat Mitzvah

Karl Erikson — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 22:49:00 GMT

Little Lourdes is all grown up. At least according to her religion. Lourdes Leon had her Bat Mitzvah at the Kabbalah Center in Manhattan last night, so she has officially come of age, even though she doesn't turn 12 until October 14. Geez, THAT'S how you dress for something as important as a Bat Mitzvah? Seems Lourdes already has terrible taste in clothing.

Even Madonna took a break from her touring and slamming Sarah Palin to come and celebrate. Now that Lourdes had her Bat Mitzvah, Lourdes has the same responsibilities as any other adult. Finally, a kid that has to pay a mortgage and remember to get her car registration during her birth month.

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Madonna Going to Assault Sarah Palin: Video

Karl Erikson — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 14:47:00 GMT

Madonna is in the middle of her Sticky & Sweet tour and, like a lot of celebs, can't keep her mouth shut about politics. Here she is threatening to kick Sarah Palin's ass and get her "off of my street." Course, after she says she wants to kick Palin's ass, she says she loves "her soul." Uh, yeah.

What's wrong, Madonna? Not getting enough publicity already? She does this shit on purpose, knowing full well there are tons of cell phone cameras around and it's going to go viral on Youtube. Ugh. Stay classy, Vadge.

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Madonna Banned from Cutting Her Hair

Karl Erikson — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:08:00 GMT

Madonna has been wearing her locks long during her Sticky and Sweet Tour, and would love a sexier chop, but husband Guy Ritchie says no. He's banned her from cutting her hair.

Madonna, 50, told Fox News, "I want to have shorter hair, but I have a husband that loves the long-haired look and, well, that is just one of the things I do for him."

The other things mostly involve the couple's leather love swing, but for some reason they cut that bit out of the interview.

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Gloria Estefan Gave Madonna Pregnancy Tips

Karl Erikson — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 11:38:00 GMT

Gloria Estefan, Ms. Miami Sound Machine herself, says that she shared pregnancy tips with Madonna. After Estefan's serious injury - where she broke her back - in a 1990 bus crush, she was seriously worried about being infertile. Fortunately, she now has beautiful Emily, 13, and thought she'd share her secrets of conception with Madonna.

Gloria says, "Madonna was over to dinner and all we talked about was babies. "My baby, the problems I’d had conceiving after breaking my back, the baby she wanted at 37. So I gave her 2 tips. One, have a pain-killing epidural injection. Two, if you want to help nature, get your legs in the air!"

Um, Gloria? If there's one thing Madonna doesn't need help with, it's keeping her legs in the air.

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Karl Erikson — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 20:33:00 GMT

Just like a prayer, Little Miss Kabbala Madonna took a trip to Rome and went to the Basilica di Santa Croce in Gerusalemme. She took along Lourdes and Rocco, flying in from Germany.

It's tradition for women to wear a head convering in the Botanical Gardens and the Basilica, but when has Madonna ever vied for tradition? She was given a guided tour of all the artifacts and paintings. Maybe she's working on a sequel to "Like a Virgin."

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Kimya Dawson: Babble Talk

Whit Honea — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 20:20:00 GMT

Caitlin MacRae talks to singer Kimya Dawson in an interview for Babble. "Kimya Dawson has a huge indie following as a solo artists, one half of the Moldy Peaches, and major contributor to the Juno soundtrack. Kimya's newest release, inspired by her two-year-old daughter Panda Delilah, is the kid-friendly album Alphabutt. Kimya talked to Babble about the hazards of touring with a baby, her belief in co-sleeping, and why it's okay for kids to swear."

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Madonna's Sex Moves On Stage - Video

Sassy Smith — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 14:11:00 GMT

Madonna might be the big 5-0 and she might be a mom of three kids (who, I'm guessing can't ever go to see her shows) but that's not stopping the pop star from doing things on stage that leave you wondering....

Video after the jump!

....what the hell is she doing? Is she dry humping her guitar? I've watched the video a few times, and that's what I'm left with - that Madonna is simulating sex with her guitar. Hey, who am I to judge? Oh, and she falls on stage too - that wasn't on purpose I'm guessing.

I'm also assuming this is why Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow were left with their mouths hanging open.

Ha. Enjoy!

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Sassy Smith — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 11:32:00 GMT

Look at their faces - Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow can't believe what Madonna did. The woman is 50! She sure is limber....

More photos after the jump!

Madonna celebrated her husband Guy's 40th birthday, and shortly after was back on stage, rockin' out to soldout audience at London's Wembley Stadium. Kate and Gwyneth were spotted enjoying the show (a lot it seems) and I'm not exactly sure what Madonna did but I'm guessing it was an awesome specticle. The mom of three might have turned 50 but she's got the energy of a 20 year old!

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Britney Spears On South Park

HerBadMother — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 13:30:00 GMT

This, I think, is the very definition of match-made-in-heaven: Britney Spears and South Park.

A description of the episode, which airs this Wednesday: Britney Spears is trying to get away from it all in the mountains near South Park, Colorado when the boys have a run-in with her. Stan and Kyle get caught up in Britney's celebrity and the never-ending feeding frenzy that follows her wherever she goes.

No word on whether K-Fed will make an appearance, nor whether there'll be any gags about car seats and custody battles and drug-pushing managers, but still: AWESOME.

Check out a video preview HERE.

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Sassy Smith — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:04:00 GMT

Are Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake touring? Together?

According to the National Enquirer, a source told them that Brit's dad Jamie Spears wanted JT to join his daughter on tour. He felt it would help her career. Ah, I hate to break the news to daddy Spears, but Britney doesn't have much of a career right now. Trying on clothes in her bedroom doesn't count.

Reportedly Justin turned down the offer claiming he was exhausted from doing an 18-month tour which ended in December 2007. JT had no plans to tour for 2008. Plus, um, does anyone think Britney is ready to start touring again? I don't think her mental state could handle it. She can't even properly look after her kids!

And seriously, I highly doubt Justin Timberlake wants to get all cosy with Britney - been there, done that.

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David Beckham And Snoop Dogg Goin' Into Business - In Slippers?

HerBadMother — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 23:02:00 GMT

This, I must say, I never saw coming: David Beckham, he of soccer fame and gonch billboards, and Snoop Dogg, he of the, um, crack'n'hos'n'shit, are going into business together as - get this - slipper manufacturers.

I know. All together now: WHAAAAA?

Snoop recently told British newspaper, the Daily Mirror, the backstory:

"I got David a pair of slippers as a present and he took a picture of him wearing them and sent it to me. I was like, 'They look cool...' (so) we are talking about making a slipper together. So when I stop rapping and he stops playing soccer, we can kick back and slip on a house shoe."

Okay, so what about that story is more bizarre: that Snoop Dogg bought David Beckham slippers as a present, or that he calls them 'house shoes,' or that Snoop Dogg sounds like the bigger metrosexual weenie - a bigger metrosexual weenie than David "I Love Being A Gay Icon" Beckham - in a mindbogglingly unedgy enterprise that sounds like something Carson Kressley might have dreamed up?

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Posh Likes The Dirty Gonch

HerBadMother — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:32:00 GMT

Victoria Beckham tends to hover on the razor's edge of skeevishness at the best of times, what with the constant prattling on about her husband's tractor-pipe peen and shiz like that, so it doesn't help things when she talks about making hubbie David wear somebody else's used underwear. *Shudder.*

Apparently, a fan at a recent Spice Girls gig tossed his tighty whities at the stage, and the underwear landed next to Victoria. She, ever the lady, picked them up, saying: “I hope these are clean! I’ll give them to David and we’ll re-use them… even if it’s as a shower cap! It’s good to recycle.”

Okay, fine, she was joking - I hope - but whatever. It's still gross. And probably a violation of David's Armani underwear contract (which, I'm guessing, gives him unlimited access to brand new Armani gonch.) I'm all for recycling, and I am certainly all for David Beckham's nether regions, but I don't think that the two should be combined.

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Victoria Beckham Is Proud of David's 25 Foot Penis

Sassy Smith — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:02:00 GMT

Victoria Beckham just says whatever pops into her head apparently. Her take on her husband's Armani underwear billboard ads?

"I'm proud to see his penis 25 foot tall. It's great. It's huge. It's enormous. Massive. If I looked like that I'd walk down the street in my panties too."

What? Posh's penis isn't 25 foot? Oh I jest!

This of course isn't the first time Victoria has discussed David's manhood. We all remember the "exhaust pipe" comment right?

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Pregnant Christina Aguilera Still Wears Five Inch Heels & No Plans To Slow Down

Sassy Smith — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:05:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera, 23 months pregnant...naw, I'm just kidding, she's 6 months preggo, it just seems like she's been with child for forever, has her husband, Jordan Bratman worried because she has no plans of slowing down.

A source said, "Jordan was hoping Christina would give herself time to just chill out, but her daily business appointments and meetings are endless. Christina doesn't plan on slowing down just because she is pregnant. Like any pregnant woman she does get tired, but she has told friends she intends to keep going right up until the birth."

Bratman is worried that she's pushing herself too far. The source added, “While Jordan is excited about becoming a dad, he was worried when Christina discovered she was pregnant on tour. He tried desperately to scale down her performances. She said she would feel like a failure if she let her fans down. Jordan shadowed her every move during the last leg of her tour and was so relieved when it was over.”

She's not slowing down or giving up her heels! You go girl! Gotta love a chick who can wear big ass shoes, even when pregnant.

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Hannah Montana Fans: We're Suing The Hannah Montana Fan Club

Sassy Smith — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 13:56:00 GMT

There are thousands of ”Hannah Montana” fans, who are not happy because they claim they were locked out of seat buying for the Disney sensations sold out ‘Best Of Both Worlds’ mega-tour, and are now suing the 14 year old's fan club over $29.95 memberships they say were supposed to give them priority for purchasing tickets and being able to get a seat.

The lawsuit was filed on behalf of Kerry Inman, a NJ woman, who said she tried to log onto the fan club site to purchase tickets but was unsuccessful. The plantiff's attorney said, "they deceptively lured thousands of individuals into purchasing memberships into the Miley Cyrus fan club." The lawsuit includes Interactive Media Marketing Inc. and Smiley Miley Inc. as defendants and seeks triple damages for all members of the lawsuit and attorneys’ fees. Yikes, Miley's Smiley team might not be so smiley after this! Probably alot of not so happy moms and kids either!

The fan club is $29.95 per year to join, according to the lawsuit, which alleges that the defendants should have known that the site’s membership greatly exceeded the amount of tickets available. Neither of the listed agents for the two companies, which are based in Nashville could be immediately reached for comment on Tuesday. Phone messages and emails were left and none returned. Guilty as charged?

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